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>>18175194
We call it growing up. Congratulations!

Now post your age, photo and social status and we will tell you how good you look so you can set up online dating profile and get some girl to cuddle with as soon as possible.

Easy.

>>18175199
I'm 21, not posting pic but I can comfortably say I look better than 80% of the guys I see around university. Social status? I don't want some random girl to cuddle with either, if that's all I wanted I'd already have it. Dating sites definitely don't have my type of girl anyway. I'd settle for just suppressing my emotions at this point.

>>18175207
>type of girl
What kind of girl if i can ask? And why do you think you wont find that online (or elsewhere)?

>>18175147
Seems to me she contacted you only to hurt you by mentioning she is seeing somebody.

STAY AWAY FROM HER NO MATTER WHAT. Once EX always EX!

Get a grip man.

If you think being her friend will be a backdoor into getting back into a relationship with her you're in for a lot of heartbreak.

Don't be her friend. Politely tell her "I would love to get together and see you sometime, but I don't really want to be just your friend. Let me know if you change your mind, take care!" Then never text her again unless she reaches out. If she likes you, she'll reach out.

Don't be her friend while she's fucking other men. That's weak cuck shit.

>>18175147
as soon as you saw her in the bar you should have told her to fuck off. good luck.

>>18175146
Nothing, you already did it and you didn't fucking thought what will happen to you after you did that.

Just forget about it and hope she won't laugh at it and show it to the whole class.
If she does, don't fucking blush or become autistic or else they will know it was you.

>>18175146
What was in that note and why did you do it?

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you fucking loesr, from the sounds of it you are in high school, get your shit together and stop being a gigantic pussy.
stop feeling shame and you will finally feel like a man
seriously you will look back and think the same thing when you are older so start now you cuck..

>>18175102
Give it another day. If you hear nothing by Friday night, forget it. Clearly she's not interested enough. You can try asking her if she heard back from her friend yet, but that might come off as annoying or needy. Do whatever you think is best.

Blast some pumped up kicks and head to the nearest school

>>18175102
Send her a "yay friday message" then insert some stupid ass dancing gif. If she dont respond by 3pm then fuck that hoe.

>>18175086
Yes you will, and you're a fucking retard for using Windows.

Most likely you will get some lawsuit for fucking shit up the whole company as well, you literally fucked your life yourself for being a retard that uses an OS with low security.

But also it's kind of the company's fault for not telling you to use a better OS like Mac or Ubuntu.

I don't know what will happen to you soon, but I hope you get a very good lawyer so the punishment will be less painful for you.

RIP OP.

Also someone should screencap this thread, so it can be a reminder to never use Windows on a professional environment.

What kind of shitty consulting firm lets its employees use their personal computers for work?

>>18175161
>But also it's kind of the company's fault for not telling you to use a better OS like Mac or Ubuntu.
lel go back to /g/

>>18175058
Dump her. She cares too much about you, obvs

>>18175058
stealing that idea for my 2nd year anniversary with my bf lol

for our anniversary i made my bf a hard cover book with photos of each other, drawings ive done of him over the year, with writing about how i felt then and stuff.

he teared up. he still looks through it every now and then and he really liked it; he'll even remind me of what i put in there randomly hahaha.

we've both had shitty partners in the past, so we try to appreciate each other the best we can. so far, so good.

>>18175058
You have to counter attack her gift with equal force: engagement ring!

>>18175043
Too vague question.

Either tell us what is wrong with you, why do you even want friends or why do you have problems getting them or go back to your comfort zone and die sad depressed alone.

Your choice.

stop playing roblox and go and start making small talk w/ people

>>18175043
It's usually just good to have a confident tone in your speaking voice; some people are just naturally shy, and that's fine, but if you're looking to make a move, I would just say just let your confidence take the wheel (sorry if I sound stupid or vague)

>>18175029
I bet he just faps and consume too much porn.

I bet you havent tried to ask him, have you? But ask him after act, because if something has power to kill erection it is attack on man's fragile ego.

>>18175059

Ok, I tried asking him

He said he used to overfap to the point he'd even try to flaccid, so for a year or two his dick's been this way

?

Not sure if he's serious or if maybe it is my fault
we only started dating a few months ago also

> I'm used to sleeping with men

slut

>>18175021
>How do reject a guy?
By rejecting him? Are you retarded?

>>18175021
Just be straight up, its not that hard and he'll be fine

>>18175021
>think he is sweet, dont want to date him, do nothing to tell him
>think A, want B, do C
>woman

By not telling him that he is not your type you are risking him asking you on date again.

>>18174997
I went up to a guy and asked to see his phone. He was surprised but gave it to me and I called my cell phone from his, handed his back, smiled and walked on. He called. Works

>>18175008
I think I'm too shy to do that... Did you get nervous?

>>18175016
Almost peed my pants I was so nervous but I also knew it could be the last time I ever saw him. If he didn't call me I would have been disappointed but wouldn't have to see him. After he gave me his phone my hand was shaking and my smile a nervous one but he also smiled when he heard my phone ringing in my purse.

>>18174988
Did you mean had a gf and broke up, or you still have one and have been dating three years? Regardless, and I know it's fucking tough, trust me, trying to go through all the stereotypical things people will tell you to help yourself. Seek therapy or counselling, medication, the love of friends and family, and continue to try those new things, some interesting stuff might be like arts you've never tried, go dancing, try a new food style, get a new haircut. Baby steps

>>18175078
I still have that gf yeah. She knows of this and attempts to help. I've had several psychiatrists and am currently on a mood stabilizer. I am a technopath of sorts. Anything in that vein you know of or recommend?

>>18175092
Maybe try a competitive sport with some action and contact. Like rugby, boxing or something like that. It's hard to feel down or sad when shit goes down. For me the fighting and training in muay thai is an escape from the world. There are lots of moments when you are purely focused on the moment, on your body, on the guy who holds the pads or your sparring partner. It's like mental wellnes.

Walk. Work out. Play an instrument. Read a book. Sign up for a boxing class.

I'll be you're friend, op :3

>>18175013
My dude it's 11pm people are sleeping.I live in a shit area I will probably die if I go outside

Balding just happens, don't try to rationalise it or claim it's linked to something else. I'm going bald and it's taken me about 6 months to really come to terms with it (mid 20s, my dad is 60 and has more hair). It's shit but just deal with it

>>18174957
It's been years but anyway it falls out more when I'm tired. I just want it to fall out less

Do you jack off more than once every 4 days?

If so, cut that shit out. Also avoid porn, sugar, all other bad/negative things for your body.

Get a crock pot. A smaller one for single meals. A larger one if you want to make food for the week and such.

Start by making simple stuff. Get yourself a slow cooker, makes cooking easy.

>>18174941
Buy a cookbook you dumb sack of shit

You need to understand that true love is a house you build, not a feeling that comes and goes (that's infatuation).

If you come at it with the mindset of, "I am going to care for this person and be there for them physically and emotionally regardless of how I feel" then you are fulfilling the role every person should feel for their SO.

>>18174969
Can I save that quote, I'm going through the exact same thing as OP and that really opened my horizons

You can be happy with any girl as long as you don't love her desu.