My mom wants me to use this instead of peeing for me, I probably

>>18465494
Your mom doesn't have clean urine. Ask someone else.

>>18465494
How can you not be clean in 3 months? Quit smoking pot and go for a walk. You must be high right now.

>druggie wants sympathy
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

What even is this?

>>18465494
3 months clean should be enough for even the most chronic toker, even if they do a hair sample.

>I need this job so badly
>Fuck no I'm not giving up my precious dank weed just to be a responsible working adult lol Weed is way more important than a job

>>18465494
Cardio and niacin pills. Just in case you were wondering niacin flushes the body.

Also op you should know this is literally a daily thing for the drug testers, they know every trick in the book, you will not be allowed to smuggle in any form of container.

>Went to get my finger prints done for my teaching certification
>Guy's arguing with the lady in the waiting room
>"Sir, I saw you snuck out the back of the building when I gave you the specimen cup, you went out to your car. I cannot take this sample you're going to have to come back another time"
>"I NEED THIS TEST DONE NOW TAKE MY PEE IT'S MY PEE REEE"
>"Sir, you do realize I can tell just by the temperature this isn't your pee. If you just pissed pee this hot, you'd be dead right now. It's very clearly been sitting in your car for a while"
>Guy REEE's some more, storms out. Lady takes me back to do my prints, tells me all about the wacky ways dumb druggies think they can beat the test and none of them ever work.