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How do I stop drinking?

I can go a few days, but it always comes back.

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whyyy on earth are tattoos redflaggs to robots?
please explain in detail

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>tfw got a pure qt shy virgin gf
I really thought they didn't exist in today's hypersexualized society but wow guys, if there was hope for me there's hope for you too.
>inb4 calling me a normie or trying to be crabs in a bucket

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l want a girIfriend.

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Daily reminder that this is the state of things

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ITT autistic things you do

>Whenever I wake up I grunt really loud like an animal. I don't know why. It just sort of comes out involuntarily.

>I have a script in my head that I use for conversations. When the script runs out of lines I have no idea what to say and I just stay quiet.

>I forget how to walk naturally when I'm in public and my gait becomes really robot and clumsy

>I am fascinated by colors and shapes

>my body twitches sometimes when I'm lying in bed

>I don't know how to express anger verbally. I either screech like an animal or I stay very quiet and go to my room with pent up anger inside me

>I have a peculiar fashion sense and I know I look like a weirdo but I hate dressing like a normie because it feels uncomfortable and bland to me. I have occasionally gotten compliments though

>I hate small talk

>I talk to most people in a deep voice but when I'm talking to my parents I use a childish voice and broken English

>I hate people who talk about basic things like their job or what grade they got in a class or what coffee flavor at Starbucks they like and I regard these people as weak

>I hate flannel shirts and beards and I think anyone who wears glasses is weak

>I like to spin in circles and I also like to rock and foeth when I sit down

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=da7gMOY8bTA

>"Face it Anon, your time is up. Your youth has passed. Your time to have light hearted carefree and experience saccharine teen love has come and gone. You failed to make anything of your life and now finally you're unable to just laugh at yourself and how pathetic you are and continue making the same mistakes, again and again. Your time is up. The sand has run out. The clock has reached zero. It's time for you to end your life Anon. I hate to be the one to say it but it really is time for you to leave. Nobody loves you except your mother, and even she only loves the memory of the person you once were. Yes she'll suffer when you do it but she'll get over it. She's gotten over worse. She's gotten over the fact that her son, who was so enthusiastic and optimistic as a child, has become the depressed loser she feared you would become. How many friends do you have? How many girls have told you that what they feel towards you is love, and not just pity or revulsion? This world isn't for everybody. Not everyone can expect to have a good time here. Some people are just too weak to be happy, and I think we both know that unfortunately you are one of those people. I mean you could have made something of your life! Think of all those chances! Oh I know you don't like to remember them as chances, but that's what they were and on some level I know you know that too. Well goodbye Anon, bad luck!"

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Get in, sit down and have a drink robots.
Share your feels, thoughts, good or bad doesnt matter
(((fembots))) and normies stay out

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>Take a shit
>Look in toilet and see hundreds of little worms floating around again

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Do girls enjoy having their nipples sucked on?

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1/1000 scale model edition

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You can only reply in this thread if your country has a shitposter in chief.

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>there are men, on this board, right now, who wouldn't fuck this black girl

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>passive aggressive "friends"
It's just bantz bro xD

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What's the MBTI type of you and your closest friend(family counts if no friends), /r9k/? How do you get along?

Me:
>INFP
Friend:
>ESTP
It's like hanging out with a literal barbarian, he wants to kill me sometimes and often regards me as a formless woman with a beard and dick.