>tfw got a pure qt shy virgin gf I really thought they didn't

Congratulations anon. I wish you luck. Just do what comes natural and don't post on /r9k/ anymore. You'll be told to do something really stupid and will fuck yourself over

>>34821325
how attractive are you?
bloxbloxbloxgzass

>>34821325
Must be fat or at least truly ugly
Or maybe you actually beat nearly insurmountable odds
That'd be cool

>>34821377
Thanks! I've actually been spending less time on /r9k/ over the past few months and I think it's had a really good effect on my mindset. This place is just full of so much negative energy but it's intoxicating. I know I'm glad to have found it some years back and I think I really did need it then but you can only go on posting about how much you hate yourself before you either kill yourself or find something to live for.
>>34821386
I get anywhere from 5/10-7/10 on /soc/ which means I'm probably closer to 4/10-6/10. But this girl is seriously like an 8/10.
>>34821469
I mean I'm not gonna post of picture of her here so you have to take my word for it but like I said I think she's an 8/10. I was introduced to her by her fat friend though.

where did you meet? how do you know she's a virgin?

>didn't spend the money for decent ramen

>>34821325
> if there was hope for me there's hope for you too.

Except the part where you already had a girl friend who introduced you to her. Huh. Guess you're just a dormant normie then.

Did you fugg yet? How was it?

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>>34821508
You fucking retard.

/soc/ rates people lower, not higher. If they said you're a 5 - 7/10 then you're like 8 or 9/10

Just what I suspected. You're just another Chad. Get off our board.

>>34821325
>American """"cheese"""" on dirt ramen
Why would anyone do this? Does this actually make it taste better?

>>34821325
So, how to do it?

>>34821672
Be a handsome Chad >>34821617

>>34821566
>everyone who isn't so unlikable that they can't make any friends is a normie
The definition of normie gets wider and wider every month.
>Did you fugg yet?
No, she's not ready yet. Gonna try and get her to within the next week or two.
>>34821617
What are you talking about? Everyone on /soc/ is so desperate for attention that they kiss each others' asses in the hopes of getting kissed back.

>>34821745
>he can talk to girls normally
>he is interesting enough to make a girl friend
>he can get a gf
>he doesn't sperg out at any of these steps

Yup, normie. Now FUCK OFF You don't belong here and never belonged here and will never belong here.

>>34821745
>everyone who isn't so unlikable that they can't make any friends is a normie
this is true though

>>34821549
give these details you fag

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>>34821745
>Everyone on /soc/ is so desperate for attention that they kiss each others' asses in the hopes of getting kissed back.

No they fucking don't you idiot. The standards on that board are brutal. If you're not a handsome Chad you won't get more than a 5/10 on /soc/

Post your face.

>>34821777
I spent years being an autistic loser sitting in my room alone with no one to even text. I'm not on social media, I've never travelled anywhere, and I'm not particularly good at anything either. Ive never had a gf before this one. I'm not interesting in the least bit. And I just talk to girls like I would talk to guys, what's so hard about treating people like people?
>>34821790
In college my roommate knew this fat girl who was trying to get with him. He didn't want her but she gave him blowjobs so he kept her around. I saw her enough that we started talking and became friends, and one day she introduced me to the girl who is my current gf.
>>34821857
>implying I want my face associated with this board
There's no way I can win here. If I don't post a complete bottom tier 2/10 guy you're gonna come up with something to convince yourself that I'm actually some kind of Chad because otherwise the narrative you've built comes crashing down.

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>>34821857
Oh all right fine

See? I'm not that good looking.

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>>34821963
All these contradictions jesus my man

>spent years being an autistic loser sitting in my room alone with no one to even text.

>I just talk to girls like I would talk to guys

Noice.

>I'm not interesting in the least bit.

>has things to talk about
>has gf

Ahem ok...

Can you just fuck off normie. You don't relate to us and we don't relate to you.

>>34821325
>tfw there are great girls out there
>tfw there's one who would probably love me
>will never meet her

Knowing that you could have happiness but statistically you'll never meet that person has to be the worst feel in all of existence

Spent is past tense. Talk is present tense. People are not static creatures unless they choose to be.

You don't have to be an interesting person to be able to have basic discussions.

I came here because I wanted to let you guys know that it's not all that bad at the end of the day but of course you don't want to accept that. I don't know what I expected.

>>34822082
>You don't have to be an interesting person to be able to have basic discussions.

No you do. Say a topic people could talk about and I'll tell you exactly why I would have diddly shit to say about it because I'm not interesting enough.

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>>34822020
ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING ME

YOU ARE EASILY AT LEAST A 8/10 FUCK OFF CHAD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>34822020
Get off our board, Chad. Just go away

>>34822020
Fuck you and your baiting whore ass.

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>>34821325
same anon
weird luck huh?