>passive aggressive "friends" It's just bantz bro xD

>>34820646
Fuck those faggots. They aren't real friends.

>>34820789
And they always do it online, never in real life when they risk getting a fist in their face. Modern "men" are like women. Backstabbing cowardly filth

>>34820646
stop being such a sensitive little bitch

I'd take any friends over no friends. At least I've been through shit that lets me know when people are fucking around.

>>34820997
How about you go fuck yourself? If you're too scared to do your passive aggressive "bantz" irl and only do it online then that's just proof that you're mocking me. If you have a problem with me you should say so face to face. Not be a fucking woman about it

>>34821007
Having people around you who constantly try to make you feel bad is not good anon. For example if they comment someone else and mock them, but they use words and point out things that fits on you too, so it might as well be you they are mocking

File: 1474924595418.jpg (27KB, 396x385px) Image search: [Google]

27KB, 396x385px

>call out someone for being a passive aggressive little cunt
>they act all ignorant about it

female friends are much nicer than male friends t b h

File: 1469235117731.jpg (38KB, 535x577px) Image search: [Google]

38KB, 535x577px

>>34821728
>tfw no female friend to cuddle with

>>34820646
They are not your friens, what are you hanging out with them you iiot?

>>34820646
Me and my only friend have been being passive agressive faggots to each other for as long as we've known each other. It's how we do.

My friend pulled this shit I was so mother fucking mad I dipped out and left that son of a bitch to his own devices fuck putting people down for your own social benefit. If that's the most interesting thing you have to say then youre a piece of shit for sure

>>34822432
I have no one else

>>34822443
Not to go full tumblr, but that's toxic as fuck. Don't insult someone unless you're willing to do it irl eye to eye and face the consequences

>>34820646
Foolish brother, your hate is not enough. In order to awaken your feelingan you must end your kill your best friend.

>>34822470
How did male brotherhood turn into a catty club of passive aggressiveness and catty shittalking? Fuck this bullshit

>>34822607
If he said it in real life I'd break his jaw, but the faggot act all nice every time we meet face to face.

File: 1407087032123.jpg (53KB, 500x377px) Image search: [Google]

53KB, 500x377px

>>34820646
>used to not be able to handle the bantz
>roasted all the time by friends
>never had any counter bantz
>can handle the bantz now and started dishing out the bantz
>friends roast me way less
>they show me more respect
>feel closer to them as a result
Just learn how to dish out bantz without going over the line m8, unless they're assholes that don't actually like you but I felt that way about my friends for a long time and it turned out to be delusional.

>>34823568
>girls puts me down all the time
>have sex with her
>bantz stop because she knows I'll call her a slut

>>34821007

Look at this asslicking faggot

>>34823568
I'd rather just show them my supremacy by use of force, the way it should be for men. The shit you talk about is the woman way. I'll never conform to that. Fuck the modern western world.

>HURR WE WAS JUST JOKING ANON XD

>>34823712
How exactly are you gonna do that? Just wrestle them to the ground any time they say something you don't like?

>>34820646
It's easy to find friends who treat eachother decent once you learn to stop having patience with bitch dudes like the ones you're describing.

And by stop having patience I don't mean being annoyed or complaining on 4chan. I mean until you learn to tell "friends" who disrespect you to fuck off and kill themselves and really mean it and REALLY cut ties with them they own you (and you know this subconsciously) and you won't be able to find/keep friends who are actually decent.

>>34821446
swear

oregano

>>34823568
Congrats you let your "friends" turn you into a catty girl and now you fit in! That's what's most important after all, fitting in. It's especially important once you've been properly dominated and feminized by peer pressure.

>having friends

GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT REEEEEEEE

>>34823768
In a normal country I'd just fucking stab them for insulting me, but in this shitty western country I can't do anything. Fuck this. I'd rather be alone than to be with betas who thing they're about me because they can "bantz". I'd fucking behead you beta shithead "friend" if you tried that shit in a normal country where the feminists didn't make the laws.

>>34823768
>>34823959
>with betas who thing they're about me because
Who think they're above me*

>>34823863
Western society is rotting the male soul. It is disgusting to see how men act like gossiping women. Fuck shit bullshit.

>>34823873
We don't. Read the fucking thread.

>>34823863
Even if what you were saying made sense it's still a better alternative to being ostracized from society.
I think one thing that's being skimmed over in this thread is the difference between actual bantz and passive aggressive behavior.
Bantz is just friendly joking around to set up jokes, start a conversation or story while passive aggressive behavior is someone showing their contempt for you indirectly to avoid persecution

File: 1356621873746.jpg (243KB, 800x571px) Image search: [Google]

243KB, 800x571px

>>34823959
You hate western values and fantasize about beheading people, are you ISIS?

File: 1443653044442.gif (2MB, 500x579px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 500x579px

>people think bantzing with friends means just shitting on eachother all the time

There's a big difference between bantz and what the majority of this thread is calling bantz.

>>34820646
what kind of bantz do they give you?
stop being a little bitch and bantz them back

File: 1485760668383.gif (1001KB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]

1001KB, 640x480px

>>34824069
Nah, I'm a fucking meme half arab in Sweden, with a mix of orthodox esoteric Hitlerist national socialist believes with some shia Islamic and social darwinist libertarian shit to spice it up

Just fucking kill me

>>34824005
The thing is, western men are passive aggressive and when you call them out on it they say it's just bantz.

>>34820992
>puts "men" in quotation marks when talking about others
>literally crying online cos he can't handle banter

sad!

File: 1473709169059.png (76KB, 396x385px) Image search: [Google]

76KB, 396x385px

>>34824192
I don't want to "bantz" back like a fucking woman, I want to torture them to death.

>>34824280
I can handle it. They are the ones who can't handle it without the law to protect them. They are "men" who could never say that shit if they knew I could kill them for it.

File: op.jpg (66KB, 602x709px) Image search: [Google]

66KB, 602x709px

>>34824335
you can't handle it
you couldn't and wouldn't kill them

how does someone this edgy have any friends in the first place

>>34824277
Of course there's going to be passive aggressive assholes that you meet in your life but you can just choose not to associate with these people and call them out on their shit if they get too obnoxious,
I'm merely defending bantz among friends which I personally have taken too seriously at times and have learned to overcome by not being so insecure about everything.

>>34820646
>you'll never have a cool looking eternal mangekyo sharingan

>>34821728
If you have female friends that you're close enough to to cuddle with you need to leave this board.

>>34820646

fucking pussy thats what all friends do

>>34820646
> Kill yourself cunt

Just banter mate we're kidding

>>34824335
>they wouldn't tease me if they believed the penalty was death
no... no, I suppose they wouldn't.

I had those.
I dropped them like hot potatoes.
It's better to have no friends than to have "friends" that spend most of the time you're with them insulting you and running you down.

>>34824551
Yeah playing mindgames and trying to make your friends feel bad is so fun! xD

You're either a woman or a feminized faggot.

>>34824786
but what if its bantz

do you want an asskisser or a friend

File: frat-douche[1].jpg (28KB, 500x375px) Image search: [Google]

28KB, 500x375px

>>34824831
Woah bro, it's just a joke. Calm down, there's no need to take it so seriously.
Geez, if you got laid you wouldn't be so uptight. Am I right fellas?

>>34824899
I wouldn't even mind if they said that in real life, but they never do. Because they know I'd kill them. Fucking cowards. White friends was a mistake.

>>34824297
god, you're so fucking edgy
no wonder your friends banter you, you're fucking cringeworthy

>>34824889
There's a big difference between banter and malice.
When it's a constant stream of insults directed solely at you and any reciprocating comments are met with outright hostility, it's not banter.
If they're also insulting you among themselves and not to your face, then it's definitely not banter.

>>34824922
I'm not some edgy autist fedora. I've already proven that I can back up my edginess with action. I don't know why they want to play with fire when I've already burnt people before. I'm not some retarded white fedora kiddie who plays though but gets scared when shit comes down.

>>34824831
so your friends can only compliment you and not insult you in any way

>>34824831
>>34824977
you still haven't give us an example of this so-called "bantz"
tell us exactly what they've said to get so pissed off

>>34824987
i wish i knew you in real life lad, i would slap you all over the shop
stop acting hard, mate - it doesn't suit you

All my friends in Dota were like this. You gotta be tough-skinned to play Mobas. They would randomly say stuff like "Fuck you anon" and call me a piece of shit, I'd say the same to them. Brothers in arms. I'm glad I quit that cancerous game 2 years ago.

>>34820992
Holy shit I love this board Blox cox

>>34825024
They can insult me and make fun of me if they do it directly, not if they do it against someone else but use words that are directly aimed at me, and then deny that they did it against me.

Example:
>post picture of a fat neckbeard
>we all laugh at him
>one of them say he is like that because he likes [insert thing that I said I liked a few minutes before]
>everyone but me find it funny

They would NEVER do that in real life because I'd hurt them. They are cowards. They are like gossiping women.


>>34825043
There you have it, an example.

>i wish i knew you in real life lad, i would slap you all over the shop
I'd rather have "friends" who could beat me up for real. Then I'd respect them. I can't respect some white manlet faggots who try to play hardcore when were online but act like sissy faggots every time we meet up IRL

>>34825124
lad it's just banter
this is what men do, it's literally nothing, believe me they don't mean anything personal by it.
i speak to my friends worse than i speak to my enemies, it's like the greatest compliment a male can give to another male.

>try to play hardcore when were online but act like sissy faggots every time we meet up IRL
i have a friend like this, he always starts arguments with me online and then when i meet him in real life, he's really timid and offers to buy me weed to make up. wanker.

Only brainlets with thin skin can't take words without resorting to violence. It's really simple to shit talk your opponent. You just have to remain composed. If with friends just escalate the intensity of insults until your friend dials down. The moment you lose composure and get mad, you've already lost. Don't listen to background noise i.e. your friends laughing.

>>34825251
That's disgusting. I'd never insult my friends like that. I might joke and call them rude things and laugh about things they do, but I'd NEVER be passive aggressive like that.

>>34825312
>The moment you lose composure and get mad, you've already lost
>if you kill your enemy they win
Canada...

>CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM BANTZ

>>34825319
what country are you from?
if you're from Britain or Australia you should revoke your citizenship immediately
absolutely ripping the fuck out of your mates is an integral part of our culture

>>34825350
Sweden. But I'm half Arabic. Why would a friend spit on their friend? Friends are supposed to be people you'd die for. How is it funny to "ironically" spit on the person you care for?

>>34820646
ITT: Sensitive Cunts

>>34824297
>fucking woman, I want to torture them to death.
Could you vocaroo this?
Xactly what I quoted.
Xactly.
Woman, not women.

>>34825635
Fuck you FBI kikes

>>34825573
you might need testosterone replacement therapy, mate. insulting your friends is a natural male behaviour.
it's not their fault you're over-sensitive and literally can't handle the banter.
http://www.theportlygazelle.com/2015/08/26/american-working-in-england-is-suing-his-colleagues-for-too-much-banter/

>>34825734
Insulting directly yeah, that's fine, doing it like >>34825124 ? Fuck that shit.

Let's pretend I like a certain type of music and food. Alright, here is the scenario:
>friendgroup see a really homo faggot SJW
>everyone laughs
>we all mock how retarded he is
>one of the "friends" say 'he probably became like that by listening to *music and eating *food'
>looooool so funny xD
>just bantz m8

And they NEVER do that shit when we meet in real life, only in our online chat. They are fucking backstabbing cowards who know I'd fuck them up if they insulted my honor irl. Fuck those faggots.

File: Cheer up.jpg (884KB, 1000x900px) Image search: [Google]

884KB, 1000x900px

I banter one on one all the time, and thats a lot of fun. The more personal, the more I can appreciate that we can laugh about our lives and what we know about each other. However, banter gets pretty bad in groups, where they cant be too personal cause otherwise the group wouldn't get it, so it turns more into a "pick on this guy to be part of the group" shitfest.

Also a lot of delusion ITT that this shit has been a product of the feminization of men. "Bullying" has been a thing for as long as social groups existed. Pick on the weak one, and you'll elevate yourself to the group as stronger. That's not even gender related.

File: 1476378493312.jpg (410KB, 800x800px) Image search: [Google]

410KB, 800x800px

>>34824415
/thread
This anon gets it.

>>34825662
I am neithrt fboi notr kike.
But I am,however, serious

>>34823568
How do I learn to dish out bantz?

>>34825124
>I'd rather have "friends" who could beat me up for real. Then I'd respect them.
anon do you have a dragon dildo collection? you sound like a submissive faggot missing a slap on dat ass.

>>34825905
But I'm not the weakest. In real life I could kill them all and that's why they are too scared to "bantz" irl.

>>34826405
I never said you should associate with those people online or offline, or was even referring to your situation for that matter.