whyyy on earth are tattoos redflaggs to robots? please explain

>>34821468
Because they're for normies and alt-normies. No robot would get a tattoo.

>>34821468
I don't mind tattoos on girls, but yeah, 9 times out of 10 it's natures way of saying "I AM A BIPOLAR DUMPSTER FIRE, AVOID ME"

Kind of like dyed hair

>>34821468

1. They look bad
2. They're indicative of a [attention or otherwise] whore

>logical reason(s) to get a tattoo
....

that sums it up. it's dumb, pointless shit that lasts forever. only a fool would ever willingly get one.

>>34821496
>They're indicative of a [attention or otherwise] whore
This one. Tattoos (especially on women body) are massive red flags because it indicates a women who's impulsive, needs constant attention and cannot foresee consequences of having them.

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>>34821468
Red flags are warning signs. It does not mean that all women will be bad that have said red flag.

However, the large, large majority will be bad.

Women with tattoos tell me that she has spent money on tattoos instead of other hobbies, other pursuits and life.

Often times women with tattoos are uninteresting, boring. Oh yeah I love my tattoos my hobbies include getting tattoos, going to concerts, travelling, and bars!

If you are so fucking boring that your hobby is getting a mark on your skin then that alone is a red flag.

Scariest shit yet is the ones who have tons of tattoos yet are out of shape or dont work out. You spent tons of money on tattoos but didnt take the time to take care of your body? disgusting.

I work out a lot, so if a women doesnt take care of her body it is a red flag to me.

>>34821589
>I work out a lot
That's a red flag for guys if they workout but do absolutely nothing besides it.

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>>34821662
Thats why I have other hobbies.

Working out takes up a fraction of your time, eating right takes up a fraction of your time.

Setting hours in a table to get tattooed, while your body wastes away? Yeah nah.

I hike, forage for wild edibles, fish, hunt, video games, metal detect/treasure hunt and try to read/learn every day. My hobbies keep me busy.

>>34821714
Do you have an actual career going or you're NEET?

>>34821468
did someone say, fetal alcohol syndrome?

>>34821468

In portuguese we have a saying "Tem tattoo? Da o cu", which freely translate to "(She) has a tattoo? (She) does anal"

Personally, I don't mind tattoos, even stupid ones, if the person commits to a style and cover a decent section of their bodies with them, in a somewhat harmonic way. Girls that have a thousand stupid tiny/cute/zany tattoos all over their bodies trigger me.

>>34821779
I'm surprised no one mentioned this lol. This girl is a fucking troll.

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>>34821766
I work yeah but would not call it a career as I dont want to do it forever. I have been teaching myself unity and hope to eventually try and make games. Just been something I wanted to do since young and seems like it would be fun and might make some money on the side.

I dont need much money as my ultimate goal I am saving for is living on a small homestead. I do gardening every year and raise chickens, goats, honey bees, ducks etc.

Plan to get solar power and wind power for my area and use rain collection for water. So most bills covered.

>>34821468
I don't particularly mind tattoos but I would just never take a woman with tattoos seriously for a relationship. I don't want my children's mother to have disgusting tattoos and I don't want my children to have to look at that degeneracy as if it's ok somehow.

>>34821468
They aren't really "red flags" to me, I just find them unattractive. Like, I'd rather just have normal human skin, thanks.

>>34821858
This.
They're only good for pumping and dumping, not for actual relationship.

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>>34821468
Anyone who goes against the old testament is my enemy. The tattoos wont look so great when their skin burns off in hell.

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>>34821589

that picture fuckin gsucks..

who the fuck just throws full chicken breasts in a slow cooker with pasta sauce and some green beans?

I use a slow cooker all the time but that is 100% retarded 'recipe' or 'advice'

It's art, but innately personal, it's either edgy or meaningful depending on who you do it for.

>>34821913
what is it like being mentally ill?

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>>34821714

'grill the cauliflower at 382F for 25 minutes'

WTF

u do not grill anything at 382 degrees F

and

cauliflower can be cooked with any method in less than 10 minutes

>>34821995
I second that q kek

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>>34821913
Calm down there shit stain. Just keep yourself locked in your house and be a little bitch.

>>34821948
I save these everytime I see one, I never cookem but savem to post in case someone wants to do it for healthy reasons. My own meal plans are much different.

However that recipe still looks good scept for the green beans.

would you rather have an out of shape gril with no tats or a gril whos in shape and lots of tats?

why would tats hinder a grils ability to be a good girlfriend? ive dated grils with tattoos they are loyal and have crazy sex. they are a bit crazy but will love you forever if you let them.

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>>34822045

be careful with recipes off 4chan -.-

that tuna one looks like it could explode in the oven and instantly kill anyone near by.

>>34822057
>ive dated grils with tattoos they are loyal and have crazy sex. they are a bit crazy but will love you forever if you let them.
I'd rather have a "stable" girl not some bdp slut.

>>34821842

at least I'm not dans buttbuddy boiii

>>34821995
Not as bad as it feels to sin.

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>>34822101
Yeah but most arent off 4chan most are off other fitness sites. 4chan is very untrustworthy on info images, I agree. lol

>>34821468
i don't know, tattoos on a girl are sexy to me

>inb4 tattoos means she only wants chad

all women only want chad, so whatever

>>34822205

not true, ANON.
id prefer a robot over chad anyday.

chads have no brains, no depth

>>34821779


dan stop trying to be relivant you autistic piece of dogshit. ;) ;)

They look bad, they're an act of "rebellion" and show how hopelessly uncreative the girl is.

>>34821468

So much this.

I got this little tattoo on my ankle when I was playing a lot of poker with a group of friends freshman year. We went to Mardi Gras, got a little drunk, and decided to get tattoos.

My middle name is Querida and when I saw this black spade design with a "Q" in the middle and I was like, THAT'S IT!

I've had the tattoo for almost a year now and I'm like ready to get it lasered off.

My boyfriend got really mad and accused me of cheating on him when I was at Mardi Gras (I just showed my boobs to a few guys, but literally everyone was doing that), and he ended up breaking up with me saying I was a size queen (wut?).

Also, a couple of black girls in my dorm went off on me about my tat calling me a racist and saying I should stick with my own kind and shit, and even made a complaint about me to the RA.

I got so tired of the weird looks and comments I started covering it up and I'm thinking of getting lasered off, but I still don't get why people got so upset about it. Are girls who play cards that awful?

>>34822333
You seem to have me confused with this person named Dan. I just thought the person in the OP looked stupid, I did not realize it was you, and I am not your boyfriend Dan or whatever.

>>34822306
t-thank you for telling me this

do you have tattoos?

why does it matter to you what anyone does to their body?

you're all probably a bunch of saggy fat fucks who can't even afford tattoos.

now lets discuss those bitches with dyed hair like green, pink, yellow etc. Those are the types of fat bitches to make fun of.

>permanently etches art onto their body without thinking it through, realizing that in the event they will get it removed because they no longer like it (or they got ostracized or whatever), it's going to be extremely painful and expensive to remove
>99% of tattoos are absolutely shitty.
>extremely excellent chance she got it on a whim
>extremely excellent chance she got it because "le taboo XD muh fun n excitemunt XD YOLO!!!!!!"
>she makes bad financial decisions

>>34822553
>oh shit! They hit me spot-on! Better try to derail by using a red herring and strawman arguments!

>>34821714
Have you ever found anything cool metal detecting? It seems like an interesting hobby until you find nothing but nails for months

>>34822553
this. so much this.
originalmai

>>34822507
I'm sure anon.
origigigiginal

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>>34821468
Tattoos are hot but also kind of a red flag

They usually indicate that a girl doesn't care about being traditional or being presentable in society, but rather does whatever she feels like

>>34822511
I do , anon.
why?

originalmai

>>34822553
b-but i think crazy colored hair is cute

but natural black hair is the best

>>34822126
I mean, you can't really judge people based on their looks that much. You are stereotyping people to the point that you are no worse than an average stacy. Also, oppinion on guys with tats?

>>34822750

isn't that what we all are, anon?
not 'fit' for society boundaries?
original comment yo

>>34822196
That recipe looks nasty as fuck

>>34822425
Good idea, but bad execution

Keep it coherent and believable, then it will be solid bait

>>34822789
guys with tattoos are hot.
I love anyone who is not a normal sheepy faggot

>>34821468
Because we want a girl who is going to be a good mother not some trash that looks like she just got out of prison and influcen my kids to look like her.

>>34821468

>Pretty much slut markings
>Never met a tattooed girl that was a virgin

>>34822789
>you can't really judge people based on their looks that much
Oh boy. Should i believe that tatted girl will be better wife material than non-tatted one? Sure she can be but statistically speaking it has the same chance as finding 100 bucks on pavement.
>guys with tats
usually nu-males or rednecks

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>>34822672
Yeah quite a few things.

a gold plated bronze coin from 1904 festival sadly was damaged but still awesome not worth much but awesome. Civil war horse buckles not worht much but awesome. Few silver coins but not that old. Few rings really havent had them checked for values I keepem in my treasure horde. A plaque from 1944 for the biggest hog award in a state. An earring not sure if all gold or just plated need to have it check later.

Lots of coinage and this year is going to be great as lots of possibilities.

>>34822822
I've been thinking od getting a tatoo on my back. Half demon half angel or something like that. I go to the gym so it should look nice on my back

>>34822800
There's more than one way to be unfit for society, and not all of them are compatible

For instance a guy who didn't get laid until he is in his mid 20s, had depression etc will not necessarily be able to relate to a girl with low self esteem who was slutting it up, got tattoos and maybe piercings. Their problems were different, and just both being outside of social norms won't create any connection between them

That's why most robots here (rightfully) see tattoos as a red flag

>>34822772
no reason, just i find girls with tattoos attractive and im happy that you prefer a robot to chad

what kind of a tattoo/tattoos do you have?

>>34822941

mostly music tattoos because music has saved my life. ive been kinda a loner my whole life, everyone eventually leaves but music is always there. :)

>>34821493
i have a self made tattoo i drew it on my arm and i like it, it reminds me of goid times and recklessness of my teen years soo fuck you

>>34822857
I once found a wallet on the floor with like 140 bucks, betting ticket and an ID. I threw id away and kept the money. It is statistcaly possible to find it but I used that argument because of the other thing. Look at the average robot and tell me if a normal female today would date him. The point is that robots whine
>tfw no virgin pure gf
They are pracitically implying that looks dont matter but still shit on people based on looks and not on actions

>>34822196
lmao that looks rank my dude

>>34821468
Only megasluts get tattoos.

You're pretty much guaranteed to get an STD or cheated on.

>>34822985
Fuck off cunt male space only. You have millions of other sites but you come to the most hateful of women? Why? Get out.

>>34823046
>average robot
It really depends on what kind of person is average robot?
>virgin pure gf
that's just over exaggeration in contrast with current females.
>looks dont matter
It's actually opposite - looks matter the most to robots,

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>>34823068
>>34822819
I kind of think it looks good, but I can see your alls point. I like mixing foods together like stews though so that is why I think it looks good! lol

However never tried this recipe might have to now. I just save these to post as images when I post and they might help others with healthier meals.

>>34823108
>tfw I have 9 tattoos, never had an std or cheated.

if anything I care too much and don't let go as easily as other girls. idgaf. have you ever even talked to a girl?

>>34823118

make me or gtfo <3
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

>>34823192
why would you ruin a beautiful skin like that? Unless you're a criminal.

>>34823141
I think a normal stew with some sides would do just fine

Putting protein powder in the cookies makes sense I guess, if you are going to eat cookies you might as well try to keep them healthy

Not sure about the taste though

>>34823254

nuuuu anon I'm not a criminal either,, maybe my love for art and pain exceeds my need to please others about my appearance

>>34821468
i generally associate tattoos with attention-seeking vain and shallow people or over-expressive over opinionated shallow numb-skulls. getting a tattoo that means something to you is one thing, but putting one somewhere on your body to draw attention to yourself is another.

its an advertisement of low self-worth. you must alter your body to make it interesting as opposed to actually BEING interesting, and the fact that you spent money on it makes the situation even more pathetic.

on the flip-side, i knew which disposable chicks to hit on for butt-sex.

>>34823358
>love for art and pain
so bdp girl gets a tattoo? thats old news.

>>34823192
What tattoos do you have?

>inb4 hearts or infinity signs on your ankles or wrists

>>34823376
>on the flip-side, i knew which disposable chicks to hit on for butt-sex
that's just a meme, my friend.
never done anal either. have you?

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34823358
>my love for art and pain exceeds my need to please others about my appearance

>>34823406
>don't have bpd
original comment

>>34823417
nope, none of those ,actually.
orig commento

>>34823482
The inb4 was just meant to be humorous, what tattoos do you have then?

>>34822917
My parents had found what looked like a grave on some of the land they own and had someone come out and take a look at it and they said it was most likely a civil war era grave based on location and the way the rocks were placed around it. I imagine i could find some pretty cool stuff in that area.

>>34821468
Girls use tatoos as a way to say that they want chad cock 24/7. Every girl really want this but it's just the biggest whores who admits this. The same with black choker only worse.

>>34823560

>tfw I wear chokers and have tattoos.
I don't need nor want chad cock. i'll wait for the right guy. fuckoff you know nothing.

>>34823421
its not. people are pretty cookie-cutter.

i can describe the gritty feeling of a woman who doesn't do anal often, as compared to the smooth bore of a woman who gets butt pounded constantly like her vagina.

i'm thinking i would have to describe the vagina to you first.

>>34823618
>i'll wait for the right guy
is it chad with tats?

>>34823618
Triggered toaster alert. Enjoy gulping down chad semen.

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>>34823323
Dude I love whey protein powder, tastes like malts to me and I use it to make popsicles that taste like fudgecicles.

>>34823543
Deffinately, old civil war stuff can also sometimes be very lucrative. The old belt buckles on confederates can fetch a very high price in the thousands the better shape it is in the higher the price. Sabers can go for 10's of thousands and buttons off uniforms can go for 100's sometimes.

>>34823421
>>34823647
you remind me though, that all these people got tattoos to stand out from the crowd and end up blending in. ironic, no?

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Gf has a dog pawprint on her right buttcheek.
After 4 years, I just discovered that it had a meaning.
She sucks and fucks her husky.

A few weeks ago, we went near a stable, she ended sucking me while giving a handjob and a few licks to a horsecock. I enjoyed it, but had to dissuade her to go further, she wanted to be fucked by him. I don't want her to become Mrs. Hands[/spoiler/

>>34821494
>>34821496
>>34821548

based on what?

basically betas like you are too autistic to get art, so you are irrational about it.

>>34822921
That sounds so fucking gay, I would never let someone with tats inside me

>>34823805
>based on what?
on real life.

>>34821714
video games are a huge red flag

>>34822985
what kind of music? what do your tats look like? cute little ones or all over your body? or something in between? Do you like guys without tattoos?

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>>34823835
They can be, but you can spot video game red flags a mile away. Me you would never know as I am fit and have tons of outdoor hobbies.

However, games arent near as bad as tattoos in this department. Games can be done and then resold to buy other things. Games can be played at times when other hobbies can be done.

A tattoo is some ink under your skin. Not saying they are all bad but lets not say they have any other worth than perhaps meaning, memory or nostalgia.

Doesn't that girl post on soc

>>34821468
Because they could buy and wear a shirt with the logo of a band they like and get the point across.

>>34823916
Nothing has worth, meaning or nostalgia as these are technically subjective things, you fucking moron

t:your an assburger

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>>34823953
Trolling doesnt work on me friend. I am confident in all my pursuits and myself.

Perhaps if you worked more on yourself, your body, midn and hobbies you wouldnt be so angry and bored enough to try and troll.

I'm a man and I hate tattoos. I hate tattoos on men and women. The idea is stupid and silly.

However after years of all the women I know talking about how hot tattoos are and I've gotten nothing but compliments from women about them.

If you can't beat em, join em. We can think they are retarded all day long but the truth is most women like them so you can either play the game or not.

>>34824066
>lowing yourself just to get pussy
Talk about putting pussy on a pedestal!

>>34824066
What tattoos did you get?

Thought about getting some because I'm edgy but don't want to look trashy

>>34821468
They mostly look tacky and scream "I have HIV and I'll fuck anything that moves"

Creating a vivid narrative in which you project your insecurities and try to present it as factual is a massive red flag of autism.

Going as far as to genuinely care about other peoples choices when they don't actually impact on your life at all is another massive red flag of autism.

>>34824092

>Lowering yourself

Nice meme. I paid a guy some money and sat in a chair for a few hours to permanently make myself slightly more attractive to most women. Tattoos don't interfere with my daily life or my job. They have never inconvenienced me in any way.

>>34824103

I got two of the runes from Bloodborne on my arm. I can tell dudes where they are from but I just make up shit whenever women ask me and none of them have ever questioned me.

>>34824497
>make myself slightly more attractive to most low quality women
fixed

I think large tattoos make someone look inhuman and disgusting. I might get small tattoos though, I was thinking the brand of sacrifice from Berserk on the back of my neck and the S.T.A.L.K.E.R. mark on my arm in the usual place.

>>34824576

Are you implying that good women don't still find retarded things to be interesting or attractive?

It sounds like you're holding out for perfect. Not good.

I constantly see stuff on here about them being red flags for women.
Let me tell you they are huge red flags imo for men as well.
I would never date a man with a tattoo, asides from looking like absolute shit, they are red flags for all the same reasons why you lot think they are for women.

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>>34824845
This is true, like I made out in a previous post.

Dont think this all goes onto women.

>>34824845
Too bad sexually experienced guy is requirement for girls.

>>34823805
>autistic to get art
>art
Nice b8, op. Just go with a blacked thread next time though

>>34824885
I'd rather a virgin, don't understand why a girl would prefer a dick that's been inside anyone else, just means he's got someone to compare you too and another sexual partner in his wank bank.
But I'm probably in the minority

>>34824970
women want experience, confidence, social status

a guy that fucks a lot is high status and means he's desirable, that's why women want him

>>34821468
Tattoos aren't a redflag.

Virgins hate tattoos because getting them and talking about them is fun, and virgins hate it when other people have fun because they don't have any.

>>34824970
It's basically what >>34825157 says. Sexual experience implies that man is more manly and other women find him attractive.

Depends on the tattoo.

Not the same thing to have a family members name on you, than to have for exp a pentagram or a devil tattoo. The first is understandable, the second is a bit shady.

If for exp a soldier had a war tattoo to remember a friend that died, that is reasonable.

I guess for me, it depends on what it means.

I have no tattoos, but I used to have a tattoo kit and wanted to become a tattoo artist, so, three of my neighbors then had let me use em for practice, two of em got family members names, grandkids and dads name, the other was a lady who couldn't grow eye brows anymore, so she wanted me to do them for her, I did, but her face got oily and they rubbed off.

Not against tattoos, just worried about what they mean to ppl. Also, now a days you can have em removed with little damage, so no big deal.

>>34825250
I also did a restoration tattoo one of em got in prison, so I redit it best I could. All at their request though.

>>34825323
however, in retrospect.. I do feel guilty about it at times.. sometimes i wish i never considered tattooing as a carreer goal at all.. then however, I needed the money, so it was an option, as I've been an artist all my life.

I would prefer never to have one personally. And even wished I could pay for them to have theirs removed, but they like em so.. meh, what are you gonna do.

>>34825186
That's exactly what we're saying. We're only translating the word "fun". It really means getting railed by chad.

>>34825186
>getting permanent marks on your body is fun

>>34823003
> recklessness of my teen years

oh so you're a normie. get out :)

>>34823812
Why do you judge people based on their looks instead of their personality and other actions on their life? Just to make it clear I believe that all people have infinate potential to be good or evil. It all depends on the things that happend to you on your life from birth. I was made from god but I've landed in blood of all the bad things that happend to me.That's why I would get that tatoo.

>>34825157
>>34825242
well apparently my evolutionary radar is a bit off, then

>>34825186
>Only what I think is fun is actually fun. What you think is fun is not fun at all.

>>34825909
thank god for girls like you

idk if you have a tattoo your body will use up resources to remove it. for as long as you have it, although personally i think tats are interesting, sometimes cringy tho

>>34825909

Here's a question. Would you believe a guy if he told you he was in a relatively long term committed relationship with a woman in the past but is still a virgin?

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>>34821468
>friend's first tattoo was the name of her first bf
>they break up and she doesn't know what to do
>finds a tattoo artist bf and he covers the name for her
>she becomes his ink cumdumpster after that
I think that's how it works oregano

>>34821468
this girl is so fucking cringy, whats her ig again?

>>34828919

@ gofuckyourselfneckbeardkek

>>34821468
Would you put bumper stickers on a Ferrari?

>>34829320
if they were badass bumper stickers, duhhhhhh

>>34828919

>finds cringey, still asks for instacuck
Kek

She's not bad looking if you're into the daddy issues type.

Im currently talking to on and off a musician with a lot of tattoos and dyed hair. As much as i like her im about to break it off completely. Shes using me for attention i feel.

So im not sure if tattoos are red flags.

I have a single tattoo on my back, so does that make me a piece of shit?