/britfeel/

Evening lads. I hope you're having a comfy Sunday.

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>tfw no Kelly gf

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>>34820854

I am. pooposting, and playing Victoria 2

>>34820879

I don't think we'd get on.

doing some exercise right now lads still feel like killing myself

>>34820797
i have to write a 2000 word essay on construction and reconstruction of childhood. i have no idea what i am going to write for it.

>>34820913
Mention C.S.Lewis?

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>>34820900

I think you should rethink that opinion, a chara

>>34820932
>C.S.Lewis?

dont know who this is. if he has some academic books on childhood, i could reference him. i hate finding sources so that could be useful.

>friend has a little sister
>known her since she was 7
>had a big crush on me
>would answer the door to me naked and shaker her ass at me
>eventually asked me to do things with her
>nothing happened, im not an animal and have restraint
>dont see her for years, shes 13 now
>see her recently when shes with a friend
>say hi, its really awkward, she obviously remembers everything she did and is embarrassed
>school she goes to is getting rebuilt right next to my house

cant be arsed with all this extra social anxiety im gonna have to deal with

>few months ago britlad told me escorts are legal in britain
>posted a few sites to use
>did some research
>after much hesitation fucked a qt lass down the road
>this is so easy and convenient wtf
>been fucking escorts once or twice a week
>dwindling through my savings
>down nearly 2 grand which took years to save

oh my fucking god lads im an addict , is there a rehab for sex addicts? not even joking

Currently talking with a rentboy from grindr about getting me into the business.

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>>34820984

The best thing you can do is not act awkward.

10er bets if you are confident around her, she'll get the fee fees for you again.

I need casual shoes, lads. What's the current british fashion?

how many sources should i use for a 2000 word essay?

im thinking 10

>>34821002
Are you gay? Or just have no other options?

>>34820996
Sex, not even once.

>>34821002
all you need to talk about is whether or not hiv is worth the money youll make m8

you also might get stabbed by some serial killer that targets gays

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>>34821038
Out of options, I just need to fuck and earn money.

>>34821029
If you don't buy exclusively Lonsdale you're a pathetic wanker
t. poor white man from urban an region

>>34820984
a 7 year old answering the door naked and shaking her ass at you? pull the other one.

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>>34820996

>he fell for the sex meme

made you look :^)

>>34821067
said ive known her since she was 7 m8

>>34821042
He should be fine if he only gives handjobs and wears gloves and a hazmat suit while doing it.

Otherwise he will definitely, absolutely, positively, catch something.

>>34821059
I recognise the name but I couldn't identify or imagine what the shoes look like.

Must not be that good.

>>34821072
Are you Irish? What happened to eirefeel

>branston beans 4pack promo for 1.25 ends on tues


Lads should i buy like 20 of them tomorrow? The low sugar version has great macros and taste just as good as any sugar filled baked beans

>>34821135

Don't give trips attention, mate, for fuck sake.

>>34821135

Yes I am friend.
It died like most things Irish on 9gag. There are not enough Irish people on this site to warrant a general of its own.

>>34821122
fila shoes are popular if u want the footy hooligan casual look, if ur referring to casual as in lazy cunt then probably just adidas

It's all pointless.

Like when you're sat there watching some normie talk and it's like they're not even there, and you could just stand up in the middle of them speaking and walk away and not have to justify it because none of it matters. You're free. You can walk out that door right now and never come back, nothing's stopping you.

Or you can keep doing what you're doing, doesn't matter either way. Don't you feel better already?

>>34821092
how old was she when she was naked for you

>>34821179
9, she only did that a few times

>>34821204
thats absolutely disgusting tbqhwy lad

>>34821222
i didnt raise her lad, blame the parents

>>34821038
>>34821042

I'm not even particularly poor desu, I just want to suck dirty old men and get paid for it

Also apparently some of the clients are 18-30 virgins so I might even come across a gaybot or two.

>>34821238
should have told her parents to sort her out, thats ur mates little sister

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Is there any britfeels discord server?

>>34820996

Are you me?

I've stuck to the same girl though, and been justifying the insane amount of money I've spent on the fact that she's leaving for a couple of months and I'll probably not pluck up the courage to find a new girl.

>>34821291
my mate, her brother, knew that she was doing it and tried to sort her out
shes turning into a little ned though

Men have more belly button lint than women do.

>>34820980
Nah he just has this really shitty quote that manchildren like to use to delude themselves into thinking being an overgrown manchild is a perfectly acceptable way to live your life

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>>34821341
show me the peer reviewed paper please.

>>34821330
no doubt she'll be shitting out some mixed raced sprogs in a couple of years, shame tbhonest

>>34821341
>lint
Get out.

>>34820980
>he doesn't know who C.S. Lewis is
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>34821163
The Irish are too chad-like in general, the Irish lads at work go overboard on the banter, they love to talk and crack jokes non-stop. It's annoying as fuck.

>>34821344
which seems more than appropriate for an essay about "construction and reconstruction of childhood", regardless of your opinion of it, don't you think?

>>34821437
come on, you can't say that type of thing when the bishops are here.

>>34821416
aslan is jesus, get it?
GET IT!?
GET
IT

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You've upset Hannah

REEEEEEE

>>34821594
>merican

>>34821594
Holy shit someone posted it on pol? Link to thread?

>>34821594
i didn't do anything leave me alone you fucking bully

>>34821594
how can someone white knight this hard

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>>34820854
it was till i just went to pick my chinese up
>double check the menu making sure i've enough cash 8.90 take 10
>walk up from home. only takes a few min
>get there
> 10.60
>tfw.old menu at home
woops
>back down home for more monies
>get back to chinese
>fucking group of chav roasties in there
>not same person that served me before so had to explain i'd not had enough cash before
>roasties giggle
>i then slip down the stairs on the way out
>stand in a puddle that had magically appeared in a place where i had already walked 3 fucking times
but i'm now warm, fed and going for a splif
and fuck it i'm posting my waifu as well, just to help cheer me up, join in if ya want to lads

>>34821594
i dislike her choice of name, why would you call yourself "murder me pls" unless you were fishing for sympathy?

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>>34821594
OH GODS HANNAH PROBABLY HATES US NOW, HANNAH IF YOU EVER READ THIS WE LOVE YOU AND NOT LIKE THOSE LOSERS OVER AT /POL/

>>34821636
I wasn't being a white knight

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>>34820854

5 proto-robots and my housemate playing board games in the front room and i cba interacting with them so i'm just sitting alone in my room being hungry...

>>34821643
worth it for a Chinese though lad.

>>34821643
wan spliff a deey keep de eeveel eweeey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF0yyZ1LYGI

>>34821594
Welp thats it, Hannah has now officially Jumped the Shark. Shows over boys.

>>34821341

If I washed more I could change this.

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Is a wet far normal lads?
I farted and felt like I'd shit myself
When i felt there was a tiny bit of poo but otherwise just a little bit of clear odorless liquid

Has this happened to you?

>>34821643
How much do you spend on weed in a week?

Guys we need apologise to Hannah and show her that we're not bad people. How do we go about this?

>>34821594

Why do people ruin everything? And shame on that wank-shitter who gave out her name and shit ITT, you're total shit muncher, mate.

>>34821689
oh yeah definitely worth it. sat here listening to my tummy gurgle away, with a smile on my face.
why you sat being hungry lad.

>>34821341
I have an outie, there's no room for lint in there. I vividly remember being mocked by girls who I didn't even know, from another school, at the swimming pool on a saturday afternoon, when I was age 10 or so.

>>34821750

I'm hiding your post and forgetting you exist.

>>34821788
What did I do to deserve that?

>>34821437

what else would irish lads do in the uk?
i know a load of english lads that are dripping in pussy because of their accent, and being sociable.

>>34821344
i dont think i could quote him because its probably not from an academic source.

>>34821750
that happens when you cum out of youre anus because g spot is there

>>34821819
I don't do things like that though

>tfw not enough pepper on dinner
>add pepper
>tfw too much pepper on dinner

>>34821594
oh well. time 2 find a new twittergram bint to stalk.

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was gonna put this in the old thread but it got locked as I was replying. I'm the man whore English Lit student.

There's this one guy who texted the girl I fucked the very next morning what I was like in bed. Made it known to a "friend" that I found him creepy and perverted, and within a day I get a message on Facebook from the cunt saying "Just been told you don't like me!" with lots of histrionic emojis. An incredibly odd individual - a bisexual but devout Christian who sleeps around but has to pull out before he finishes for some autistic religious reason. He also likes to brag about his mood swings and instability, and once started stroking my hand randomly in a lecture.

It's fucking unbelievable, getting unbelievably paranoid and claustrophobic from the whole thing.

>>34821761
errr, dunno. it all depends on the quality of the weed desu. maybe 60 quid a week. i normally buy an ounce when i get paid, see how that goes, then take it from there. oz can be 140-180 but have paid 210 for some top quality weed.

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>tfw no fish person gf who demands you be her fiance
Why live?

>>34821893
>a bisexual but devout Christian who sleeps around but has to pull out before he finishes for some autistic religious reason.

I don't think I could last more than fifteen minutes in his company.

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>>34821928
>tfw no cute donkey girl gf

>>34821865
>tfw not eating fast enough so it's going cold
>tfw gravy jug has developed a skin on top

>>34821965

Gravy is rubbish anyway, so who cares?

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post your rare hannah's

>>34822012

i still havent got an answer as to weather this is a bloke or not?

pls answer, need to know if im now semi-queer

>>34822012
Why is she so perfect, lads? It shouldn't be humanly possible

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>>34822012
another exquisite

>>34822012
>>34822044
It's her limp wristed faggot boyfriend posting these.
Wish these normies would fuck off.

>>34822033
thats a bloke lado

>>34821594
why do people even like her?

>>34822033

Caring makes you a giant man-fanny, so shut up and die already.

>>34822033
isn't it poleaboo?

>>34822044
she kind of looks like a goblin
like i'd be worried about carrying too much money around her in case she steals it and goes to the forest to buy things from other goblins
cute though

>>34822012
>>34822044
if she hates how she looks so much why does she allow so many pictures

>>34822069

>tfw being a literal giant fanny just became my new fetish

thanks anon, off to xvids for me

>>34822119
post whatcha find lad

you are all acting like they retarded fan girls that like guys just because they are good looking. stop being faggots or give me a reason to like hannah girl other than "she is perfect"

>>34820797
how the fuck do I buy a house lads?

recently got our offer rejected in favour of another even tho we offered above the asking price

>>34822144
r. ugly roastie

>>34822144
She fucked another guy in front of her boyfriend

On camera

Literally participated in cuckoldry.

There is nothing "perfect" about that disgusting cunt of a whore

>>34822130

just had a quick look, when i said giant fanny, i meant like, man-sized, like a 6 foot tall fanny wearing a suit and tie, living a normal day-to-day life, i realised that most vids are spelled wrong like the yanks spell them, so i searched for "giant pussy" instead, the results were disappointing if im honest lad, not what i was looking for at all

>>34822176
Prove it, post the video.

>>34822176
Link? I call bullshit.

Isn't she underage? Even for an American?

>>34822144
As if men don't just like women for being good looking too.

>>34822201
She's 19 and british

>>34822181
was it humiliation vids

>>34822192
>>34822201
Seriously, how fucking new are you people?

Type in hannah uk amateur

>>34822176
POST THE VIDEO RIGHT NOW, I HAVEN'T FAPPED IN 3 DAYS

>>34822219
Not the same hannah

>>34822216

most of them looked like fannies that you could drive a bus into, i didnt stay to look at the details

I bet the guy that posted that /pol/ thread about Hannah is gonna get v&

>>34820984
>eventually asked me to do things with her

Story time Anon. What did she say exactly?

>>34822226
different hannah than the one we're talking about but here you go anyway.
http://www.extremetube.com/video/hannah-compilation-65554

>>34822285
she was 9 years old so it probably involved words like "peepee" and "hoohah"

>>34822219
Wrong hannah, we're talking about the bag of spanners hannah.

Just got the sausage casserole going. Fried the sausages, onions, potatoes, garlic and mushroom. Now popped it all in the pot with the beef stock, chopped tomatoes, leeks and puree. Give it half an hour and it'll be belting. Selection of four different types of sausage in there and all. Just right for a wintry night.

>>34822343
>mushroom
yuck

>>34822175
im a fella. i just think its retarded when guys and women will like someone solely because they are attractive.

>>34822176
this sounds like bs but she is a complete bitch if its true

>>34822214
i know they done, this thread is proof. im just saying its retarded. its different if you can actually go out with them and fuck them but this girl is literally just someone on twitter?

>>34822343
That sounds like a beast lad. I'm also not a fan of mushroom but it sounds like a great casserole.

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>occasionally read about anons talking about how they fap daily or twice daily because of some reason or another like it's too much
>when I was a NEET I would fap up to 12 times in a day and now that I have a job 2-3 times during the day on weekends

Is something wrong with my libido, lads?

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>>34822252
Can people actually get v& for that?

>>34822406

Anything more than twice a week is abnormal and unhealthy.

Every time you ejaculate you lose a significant percentage of your body's zinc and selenium reserves. And we all know what happens when you don't have enough selenium.

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Some good news, boyos!

>>34822380
>>34822351
Just don't get how anyone could dislike mushroom, but different strokes. Good full pot it is too, it'll last several days. Batch cooking is the way to go where you can, especially if you know you won't want to do anything after a wagecuck shift.

>>34821695
god tier song lad, fucking love hixxy
but for me it's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzTVPr__NZw
i need more than 1 a day me,

>>34822445
>having sex more than twice a week is unhealthy

kek, found the virgin

when did you lads lose your virginity? or when do you hope to lose it?

lost mine 22.

>>34822513

The purpose of sex is to generate babies, in evolutionary terms it's not necessary to do it more than a few times per year, why would we be adapted to anything more?

>>34822533
For a female that's true. For a male it isn't.

>>34822532
25, to a guy

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Last piece of pork pie lads.

>>34822532
In 19 and still a virgin. if I haven't lost it by the time I'm 20 I'll kill myself.

>>34822343
that sounded nice till, mushrooms
ewwwww mushrooms
dirty slimey disgusting mushrooms
ya sick bastard ya. bet you like parsnips as well
>>34822351
you sound like a very sensible person. i like you
>>34822380
and you sound like a good fellow as well

>>34822467
I'm sorry, anon, but the Pope wouldn't have that kind of authority.

>>34822585
>if I haven't lost it by the time I'm 20 I'll kill myself.

why? i know a fair few lads that i have lost it in their early 20s. if you really want to lose it, you should date a fatty and fuck her for a confidence boost

>>34822496
hah i bought the CD of this. credit for posting the original max not the charty version. my favourite mix was this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnI3Y_ltjLM

i also once saw the film all the samples came from, which was a very strange experience. it has the woman from airplane! in it.

>>34822600
What the fuck is with this anti-mushroom meme? What, you're all princes who wouldn't deign to eat anything that had grown at the base of a tree or between you're waifu's toes?

>>34822624
>implying I haven't already tried getting with a fatty

even they don't want me

>>34822624
>you should date a fatty and fuck her for a confidence boost
That's a very normie idea. Where is he going to find a fat girl and how is he going to summon the confidence to chat her up?

Maybe if he were at a club and found some really drunk fattie. But then he would need friends to be at the club in the first place. And if he had those, he shouldn't be here.

>>34822644
how's it a meme when it's real life
i fucking hate them. i was force fed them when younger when my parents were skint. mushroom omelettes every day for months. it's affected the way i think about em.i can't even handle being in the same room if any are being cooked. and if some cunt tries giving me something that contains mushrooms i go mad, then when they try tell me just pick them out you can't taste them, i loose my shit. spaghetti time
FUCK OFF CAN'T FUCKING TASTE THEM, IT'S DIRTY FUCKING BASTARD DISGUSTING MUSHROOMS, CAN TASTE NOWT BUT THEM!

>>34822532
I still have my virginity and I'm planning on keeping it forever.

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HMMMMMMMMM

REALLY FIRES MY SYNAPSES

>>34822532
Lost mine when I was 11.

Seriously young. Did more shagging between the years of 11-15 than I have since

>>34822690
nah, he could go on tinder or dating sites. there are plenty of desperate fatties on dating sites.

>>34822682
why dont they like you? most "ugly" lads can become at least average if they get a good hair cut, clean themselves, dress well, and get a bit fit.

>>34822836
I'm skinny fat, I have acne and social anxiety. no girl would want me.

>>34822836
>tinder or dating sites
There's loads of fatties there but they have a lot of options.

>>34822829
When I was 11 I thought girls peed from their bums.

>>34822978
i thought i was the only one, lad

>>34822634
senpai, i love fucking love hardcore and have listened to it since the mid 90's, and still listen daily. i'm ashamed to say i don't think i've heard this version before.
thanks mate you've put a big fucking smile on my face.
>tfw, off to be a hippy n go get stoned, on mari marijuana

>>34822919
i have social anxiety too but i have managed to improve myself. working out improved my confidence a lot. if you have friends go out with them more, and if you dont, you should join a club or do something that involves socializing even if it seems scary at first.

Just thrown in some Lea and Perrins. Casserole will be up any minute now.

>>34822978
I grew up on a council estate.

>live in shared house
>poo-in-loo fresh off plane moves in
>wrecks the fucking kitchen with dirty filth everywhere everyday
>confront him
>"it wasnt me," he says, as he's splatting some dirty poofood all over the hob and sides
>completely ignores us afterwards and won't reply to anything we say
>dash my beer in his face and shout "OI!"
>Poo actually starts crying and runs away

I wonder where he went? I had to turn the hob off and everything.

>>34822532

29 here and still haven't lost it.

I kind of want to get to 30 just for the novelty of being a wizard. To be honest, I find the whole idea of sex a bit gross and unappealing.

>>34823043
So did I. How is this relevant?

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>>34823043
so did I lad, yet i'm a 23 year old virgin

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RARE pic of Hannah when she was THICC-er

>>34821136
Branston best beans.
Pretty good price.
About five years ago I got 24 cans for like 6 quid or something on Amazon. Best beans ever.

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Good evening, /britfeel/!

How are you feeling today?
What have you got up to on this lazy sunday?

Hope you're all doing well and having fun!
>finished Yakuza 0
The ending ;_; so so sad

Now unsure what to do with my life.

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>>34821029
Just go for some kind of non close laced dress shoes

>>34823060
>>34823063
There were a lot of girls around who'd let you do anything at that age. Past 15 they were only interested in older guys with cars, but 11-15 they were anyones.

Not in your estates?

>>34823051
>bullying indianbros
STOP YOU HEATHEN

>>34823083
Not like those, I hope. Those are seriously gay shoes.

>>34823106
Had about one semi-lewd experience but I was mostly being abused instead.

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Only an hour and a half and its bedtime again.

>>34823106
I had a chance with my neighbour who was 2 years older than me, but her parents came in and thought something dodgy was up so I was chased out.

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>>34823081
I'm still mad at you for sarcastically implying I watch Hulu (or whatever it was) and Netflix you bastard niceposter.

We got any army lads here? How bad of an idea is it? I don't wanna be a neet but I don't want a proper job either

>>34823081
Crack on with Nioh lad, there's a poor Welsh spirit needs saving from the evil wizard and only one weeb can save her!

>>34823177
You'll be bullied and possible die in a "training accident".

>>34823122
Mate you should see the fucking state of the surfaces. Four times we've had to do a deep clean. And this brown bastard denies it and rudely ignores us to our faces without explanation? I'm not fucking having it I tell you!

>>34823177
They'll only let you in if you're in really good shape and have social skills.

Don't believe the lying adverts. They won't build you up from nothing. They expect you to be a fit normie.

>>34823177
Thinking of joining RAF desu.
Less risk of getting killed. Still learn a trade or something.

>>34823060
>>34823063
>>34823106

same here lads. in ways i think it is harder for people who grew up on council estates because the average person is more cruel which then creates people like us who have social anxiety. in my high school people where bullied if they done anything that was slightly different and it fucked me up because it made me extremely anxious and insecure.

i also kept to myself on my estate while most other kids where taking drugs, smashing windows, or fighting. i pretty much just played yugioh or my game boy with a few other lads in my front garden.

>>34823081
>What have you got up to on this lazy sunday?
been trying to download some paint software for my tablet, not fucking happening.
tried to do a cute anime girl for an anon.
realised i can't draw cute anime girls.
breddy good at drawing frankeinsteinesque looking ugly motherfuckers though.
still got a fair bit to do on it, but desu i can't bring myself to go back to it. nearly bedtime and i don't want to give myself nightmares. will have another look tomorrow afternoon after slavery.

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>>34823138
Poorfag detected

Originalo

>>34823277
Nice cowboy boots, woody.

>>34823081
I finally got to eat. Woke up at 2pm though and have just been lying around all day, thinking of things to say to talk about with nice foreign girls (can't think of anything)
About an hour ago I remembered how much of a loser I am and that I eventually need to do my uni work and after that get a dang job, so I listened to a bunch of Yung Meme to take my mind off it
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>>34823277
I hope none of you wear your jeans like that with those boots you fucking advertisement executives.

>>34821405
fluff master race

>>34823341
Why wouldn't I have them rolled up? I don't want the outside edges getting dirty, eww

>>34823341
If you're wearing shoes that expensive you want people to know.

>>34823245
You aren't going to get killed in the Army unless you're infantry or Royal Engineers.

If you want a trade, join REME or RLC or something.

>>34823371
How much dick do you suck, lad?

>>34823013
good to hear, all my favourite stuff is rave/hardcore/jungle/etc from like 1991-1995. you seem to be more into the gabba side of things perhaps?

>>34823371
Because you look like a male hairdresser for women in some posh salon or whatever the fuck they're called. I bet you live in Shoreditch and wear a cravat as well don't you?

>>34823341
Yeah, you're not supposed to wear skinny jeans with dress boots (well you shouldn't be wearing skinny jeans at all unless you're skinny)

I just pulled the image off of google to go with the post, it's more about the boot than the jeans here

>>34820797
Tried to kill myself a week and a half ago, so going to the GP to see what he'll give me for anxiety and depression. Mostly doing it to help my Mum cope, I know there's no "cure" for this, but she thinks I can get better.
Be honest with me, lads, have you ever heard of someone "get over" their anxiety and become a normal, happy person?

>>34823392
Only if you're a total dickhead.

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>>34822585
Same here mate

My birthday is in 3 days

>>34823402
Seems alright but I'm doing a mickey-mouse degree at a fairly posho university so I couldn't do either of them

>>34823407
None, but I get my dick sucked by fit birds all the time after they see my shoes.
>>34823429
You're jealous i'm way more /fa/ than you, its to be expected

>>34823457
>having a fashion sense is "being a dickhead"

Women appreciate style.

>>34823489
Why not? Just join as an officer.

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im thinking about starting a scooter gang. pic related. want my gang to go around on scooters, and basically looked hard, and get loads of girls, and fight. got anymore suggestions lads? maybe everyone can have dyed green hair in the gang as well as go around on scooters.

>>34823453
What method did you select and how did you fail? Story please. It'll help you recover. I won't be mean.

>>34822585
>if I haven't lost it by the time I'm 20 I'll kill myself.
No you won't
t. 20 year old virgin

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>>34823521
You wanna be the Fleens?

>>34823521
Segway Man Dem

>>34823564
FLEENS? YOU'RE NOT FLEENS!

WHATEVER YOU ARE, MAKE ME A PIZZA

>>34823529
Bunged a bottle of paracetemol and washed it down with some vodka. Ended up throwing up in my sleep and mum took me into A&E.

>>34823503
>wemmemn precyite thtyle

Fuck women they're glorified livestock, as are you. With your camp jeans and dickhead boots. Get the fuck out of here before I soil you with a lot of vomit. Fag.

>>34823521
sign me up mate, always wanted to be in a gang

>>34823571
>Segway Man Dem

not a bad idea, maybe the gang leader should go around on a segway.

>>34823564
who are the fleens? they sound weak.

>>34823415
i do like some gabba. but for hardcore it's all happy. vibealite,dreamscape helterskelter united dance. newer htid is good but for me i prefer 96-98 was my true hardcore years.
i think we've spoke about decks and vinyl before. i'm guessing it's you because i don't think i've seen another hardcore fan.
well jungle and drum and bass for you but a lot of the djs we like did both styles of music desu

>>34823600
you enjoy your piss stained trackies and autism sneakers lad

>>34823521
I wanna buy a BMX but feel I'd be awkward consdering I'm both 10 years older than the kids at the skate park and look nothing like them

>>34823341
I'm a literal advertising executive and I would never wear anything like that.

>>34823608
good, lad. we need a gang name.

>>34823614
You won't be calling them weak when your bitch-zoombini-arse gets fucked by the powerful green Fleen peen

>>34823637
should just join my gang, lad. get on a scooter.

>>34823174
Ahh I'm sorry I insulted you red panda gentoo anon! I promise I won't make the same mistake again now I know you were trying to watch BBCiPlayer without paying the license fee!

>>34823182
Is Nioh really hard? I never could git gud at dark souls.

>>34823274
Aww sorry you couldn't get your paint thing to work, what software are you trying to use?
Would like to see your animu grill though and I hope slavery isn't too bad for you tomorrow!

>>34823331
Existential sundays aren't very fun anon, I hope you feel better soon.
Glad you got to eat though, make anything nice?

>>34823521
Please can I join?
I really really want to be in a scooter gang.

>>34823521
i wanna be in that gang. where do you live lad.
how bout we all get frog hoodies instead of dying the hair. obviously we'll look hard as fuck on our scooters, but good to show the laydeez we've an adorable side as well

>>34823690
but you can go much faster on a BMX and do more tricks

>tfw wearing my PJs, wrapped up in my dressing gown and slipper and watching pee wee's big adventure
Feels comfy, man

>>34822555
>piece of pork pie

m8 the individual ones are so much better, the pastry/filling ratio is divine

>>34823687
i havent even got a gang name, and it appears that i already have enemies

we will see who is powerful when you hear the wheels rolling

>>34823701
It does bear comparison to Souls, but I think it might be a bit easier. Similar gameplay, but much weebier. The folklore and historical figures are the highlight.

>>34823653
Okay. You're one of the better ones then, lad. But are you a Hebrew? Do you promote in your advertisements ultraleftist propaganda that has absolutely no place being there at all?

>>34823728
>zooming around on wee shitty scooters
You're the Zoombinis land. The cool guys (your ""rivals"") have wheels built into their system and they don't need any dye, they're naturally mean, lean and most of all, green. Go make me a pizza desu

Lads, I've got a house that I'm never going to leave to anyone. Is there any way I could promise it to the bank after I die and they'd give me some money?

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Does anyone have twitter? Can you please DM Hannah and tell her to post here so we can apologise to her? Tell her to post pic with time stamp.

>>34823635
Nothing autistic about my "sneakers" you stripey Yank twat. Piss stained tracksuit bottoms? That I actually cannot deny.

>>34823790
She already reads these threads. No she won't identify herself for you.

>>34823747
Not jewish. And honestly I hate it when advertising gets political. To be honest I have ultra-left political beliefs (at least when it comes to social issues) but I'd never put them in an advert because I consider it lazy and uncreative. People do it in the absence of an idea.

They say things like "Ok, let's make it a couple...a GAY couple" as if that makes it really creative and groundbreaking when really it's just boring and lazy.

>>34823775
Just sell it and rent somewhere cheap until you die

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>>34823790
>5'3 95lbs

HNNGGG

>>34823775
Yes. That is a thing. It's called "unlocking the equity"

>>34823701
>Please can I join?

of course, lad.

>>34823706
liverpool here, lad. im sure with the scooters we will be traveling all over england.

>forg hoodies instead of dying hair

good idea. sounds better than dying hair, and the clothing will be like our gang symbol. the enemies will see the frog hoodie and flee

>>34823711
maybe we can have a special little squad that travels on a bmx and they can be like cavalry

>>34823840
She's a bit short for my liking, Wish she was a bit taller, say 5'6".

>>34823790
Hannah is my waifu

>>34823827
>To be honest I have ultra-left political beliefs (at least when it comes to social issues)

I do as well, believe it or not. But only because I've watched every single episode of TNG and DS9 thousands and thousands of times. Humanity just isn't quite ready to embrace some of those ideas yet, though, unfortunately, so I'm staying alt-right for now.

IF THE GLOVE FITS
YOU MUST ACQUIT

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>>34823861
Please can this be our logo?

>>34823861
Longshot, but is that you Sneklad? You a Scouser?

>>34823701
well it was the free download that came with my tablet. paintercreate or some shit. got it downloaded n went through the installation set up but then nowt happened. no shortcut on desktop no way to access the programme. so sacked it off n just used paint sai. i'll post it when it's done. it should be good enough for a laugh well bad enough for a laugh, but defo not good enough to be fapped over
slavery should be good. cleaning day tomorrow i fucking love it. get to dive into the machines get to get a better idea of how they work. i always dive straight in get as much done as possible then move on to the next thing that needs doing. everyone else just fannys about. they're all still spotless at the end of the day,whereas i'm covered head to toe in oil and grease and chocolate. but i do love it.
which is strange,cause i fucking hate any kind of cleaning i've to do at home. this weekend's been bad without the maid,but he's back tomorrow and will hopefully be glum after having to leave his kids. hopefully he'll distract himself by doing the housework.

>>34823637
Just buy one lad, im about 10 years older than the kids at my local.
Just fucking hit it hard, take a few gnarly hits and the locals will think youre b.a and say nuffin

>>34823932
That was absolute genius. Distilling a complex murder trial down to a simple aphorism that the jury can remember.

What a great lawyer that guy is.

>>34824011
Do you think Simpson ever bit actual chunks out of people with his own face? I could picture him getting a bit funny like that on occasion. There's just something about his chin.

Guys, what would happen if Hannah an hero'd? Would the entirety Britfeel get v& by the police?

>>34824088
I think we'd all become necrophiliacs

>>34824088
They'd only bother to investigate people who tweeted her directly.

>>34823978
Sneklad can't be a scouser.
He's a penguin!

>>34823861
i'm not that far lad.we could get a north west meet going
the bmx brigade can be our special force scouts that we can send out ahead when we're rolling out to defeat our enemies
>>34823978
no but i wanna be in the gang. i suggested frog hoodies
i'm from yorkshire me

>>34823620
must have been someone else, i don't remember it, sorry.

yeah i'm sad the scene had to split. i liked my amens with pianos and moody synth pads, and four-beats jungle techno with sub-bass. jungle turned into this kind of arhythmical beat chop-up with angry jamaican men shouting over the top, while hardcore dropped breakbeats entirely and went entirely distorted kickdrums and half-beat stabs.

the first happy hardcore album i bought was United Dance 2. played it on loop all summer 1995. grant "wishdocta" nelson's piano on motorway madness is the best thing ever.

here's another record you might know or like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzjPclaibk4
and john peel's record of the year 1996 which everyone knows i think
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F20Lv2b6C9o

>>34823965
maybe. we would need a gang vote on it.

>>34823978
i dont know who that is but i am a scouser

>>34824106
>he thinks people can be arrested for posting public tweets on 4chan

Top cuck

>>34823790
Disgusting womanlet

If she has sons from a normal sized man they'll end up being 1-2 inches below average at least

This is a /scouse/ thread, everyone else out
alriggcccght?

>>34824143
>being this retarded

Can any law Anons actually chime in?

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>tfw might have a Valentine's
>tfw can't bring myself to directly invite her out Tuesday

>>34823790
>>34823810
she knows about /britfeel/, she's kentanon's sister as i recall

>>34824150
She's literally the perfect height and build lad

>>34824118
having an existential crisis.
or was i the penguin that loved to go shopping in japan
i feel like the former. but love the latter. that little penguin backpack that he had was breddy awesome desu

>>34824143
I said people who'd tweeted her directly, not people who posted her tweets on 4chan, you thick cunt. Learn to read

>>34821695
>>34822496
>>34822634
hixxy did a remix for 2k Nye on raverbaby.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjG7REzbbE4

>>34824133
>Doesn't know who Sneklad is

Hai marginal newlad

>>34824124
>the bmx brigade can be our special force scouts that we can send out ahead when we're rolling out to defeat our enemies

good idea. they will be like our eagles.

north west meet sounds good.

>>34824243
Not him. But been posting 2 years on /britfeel/ and I have no idea tbdesu

>>34824234
>>34824143

Why wouldn't they van the people that posted her tweets here? Genuine question.

>>34824243
bit mean lad. i love miia and post her as my waifu. n being honest i've not even been here a year.
>i'm still a newfag.
i think you should be nice and say sorry to the lad.

Lads, I just realised where the word cleavage comes from.

It's like the breasts have been cleaved.

>>34824220
Don't talk to me again until you've grown past 6' little man

>>34824131
>>34824239

Fuck HH. Old school breakbeat hardcore REPRESENT!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BnJeZCvSrk

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>>34824189
say "how about tuesday? i'll turn up with a rose between my teeth". or just send that one picture of akarin

>>34824243
only been coming here for a few months tbqh, lad. previously went on /adv/ and /his/ for about 2 years

>>34821901
>3k each year just on weed

what the fuck lad

>>34823081
Feeling pretty shitty lenno, messaged my old friend again to try and retrieve my 40k but he's still blanking me.
I may hate him now, but it doesn't take away that we were friends for over 5 years and I saw him as a brother once upon a time. Don't want to have to get the police on family

>>34824243
Nobody knows or cares about your persona.

>>34824406
>retrieve my 40k

Explain

>>34824434
I think he means warhammer 40k

>>34824327
Because it's not a crime. Contacting her might be though, depending on what you said.

how do i get the razor out of a disposable razor lads?
do i just stomp on it or something?

>>34824434
I've gone into full detail numerous times in recent weeks so I cba to do the full story, but my KDK army was left at his flat for a long time, we've had a major falling out or two, now I want it back he's ignoring me.

If you mean explain what I mean by 40k, Warhammer. Few hundred quids worth

>>34824402
not "just" on weed
on weed lad, it's fucking wonderful stuff

>>34824473
Could have been worse. A guy in this thead claimed to have lent his best mate his entire inheritance for him to go traveling around the world, 50 grand or something. Then he was shocked that he didn't get it back.

>>34824507
desu, this is why we need the scooter gang, you know to sort out situations like this.

>>34824494
I end up paying loads more for my weed because I don't just want to have an ounce of one thing, I'd rather have a quarter of four different strains - and obviously that works out more expensive.

>>34824494
I probably struggle to spend 1k per year on booze/weed when I feel like it

fuck knows how you flush away 3k

>>34824396
what you just said amounts to "fuck <thing I love>, <other thing i love> forever"

anyway you like your 1992 breakpianos, have some of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6aJUkxdrOY
or if you prefer here's some gloriously floaty jungle techno
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrP8HUxqhCc

>>34824473
Nigger I thought you meant 40 grand in cash.

Who here tap?

EFT tapping, so far so good

Set yourself free, check Brad yates on you tube.

>>34824556
Yeah I suppose it could have read that way, stupid me

>>34824529
You obviously don't drink or smoke very much.

I spend 1k on booze/weed every few months. One night out drinking can be 60 quid down.

>>34824462
Isn't making someone kill themselves a crime in itself though? So those faggots on /pol/ that made fun of her might be charged with murder.

>>34824553
>breakpianos
i missed a beat somewhere oops

>>34824529
Woman. I've blammed a grand in a month purely on the wreck. No cocaine. No pub prices. Whisky and weed at home only.

>>34824589
No. But the person who linked her the thread could be charged with some kind of harassment.

>>34824427
i'm not the lad who posted it but it is me he was talking about,just wanted to say i'm not self promoting.

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Here's the sausage casserole then lads. Turned out alright, I reckon

>>34824690
Was this taken after you ate it?

>>34824738
If you bully me, I'm not going to be your friend anymore.

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>>34824589
That spastic roastie ain't gonna kill herself because /pol/ insinuated she's a gerbil.

>>34824690
>British "CUISINE"

Tip top kek

>>34824738
Muh sides

Seriously though, a casserole is supposed to have some structure to it

>>34824402
Weed's is an incredible plant. I smoke it recreationally but benefit from its medicinal properties unintentionally. 3000 GBP per year is money well spent in my book.

On that note I'm almost ready to fire up a 'jazz' cigarette myself.

>talk to a girl
>obsess about it for the next week
>conversation reruns in my head constantly until I forget about it

>>34824690
Don't worry, lad. I think it looks tasty. Better than my mum's stews by a long shot.

>>34824690
Well done anon, I think it looks delicious. Could murder some of that right now.

>>34824844
Yeha dude weed is a mircale plant that cures cancer.

>>34824529
fucking hell, i go through beer as well, and being honest it's probably a bit more than 3k on weed.maybe 2-2.5k on beer.
i'd say i spend a good 6k a year on having a good time, and that's just everyday living doing it on solo mode, might spend another 1k on works do's or mates birthdays.
i didn't always have this life desu. i was neet for a long time after school. a few jobs scattered here and there through the decades but nothing serious till 8 years ago. then i decided to make a solid effort and get more money to satisfy my love of cannabis.

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>>34824821
>>34824793
>>34824738
Last time I cook for you fuckers desu

>>34824854
>>34824855
You nice boys can both come round any time though

>>34824821
>a casserole is supposed to have some structure to it
really makes u think

>>34824879
I dunno if it cures cancer but it's fucking magnificent at curing depression.

>>34824821
lmao tf does that mean nigga?
structure? you put lego in there or what?

>>34824879
I've never researched cannabis's effect on cancer, but it's helped me:

-Quit alcohol
-Quit tobacco smoking
-Cure my depression
-Made me more outgoing and 'personable'

Anyone here smoke cigars? Was thinking of picking some up

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>>34824978
>I smoke cigars
*tip*

>>34824966
lol

Didn't know I needed to go to university for an engineering degree to make casserole

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How much money do you have britfeel?

How much would make you happy?

>>34824990
Didn't even know they were a meme thing desu. Just figured I'd try something new.

>>34824978
I've got a tobacco pipe which I prefer to cigars; it's a very relaxing way to kill 20 minutes. My advice is to get a pipe and some try some american aromatic tobaccos - vanilla and cherry are my favorites but there's many types.

>>34824892
Add a crispy mashed potato topping like a cottage pie and I'll be over in a flash

>>34824978
I have some cheap ones every once in a while and have had posh expensive ones, but I don't really recommend them, it's not the same as a nice fag after you sleep for 15 hours

>>34824999
No amount would make me happy, so I don't even try.

Why don't you tap lads? It's so easy

Do this, just once, come back and tell me you don't feel better.

https://youtu.be/heQvpti4uvo

>>34824690
looks quite nice desu. but it's got mushrooms in hasn't it? so i wouldn't be able to eat it.
but apart from that it looks good.
just 1 question, and i honestly don't mean this to be bad, so please don't take offence . what happened to the sausages?

>>34824999
I have about a grand.

I'd be happy with about 20k coming in every month after tax. I think at that point I would feel like I had enough.

>>34823996
Ahh that's a bastard, have you tried good old photoshop?

Ooh that's neat that you enjoy it! When I worked in retail I used to love cleaning because I'd get away from the customers ahaha.
Do you get free chocolates and stuff?

>>34824011
I'm watching the people vs OJ now and it's so fascinating, and OJ still fucked it up.

>>34824406
Wow that's not very nice. Maybe you should just threaten the police and he'll give them back. Those 40K things aren't cheap friendo.
Hope the situation gets resolved soon so you can start to feel better :(

>>34824690
Don't listen to the other anons, Chef-anon that looks delicious.
Proper hearty meal that is, although I'd prefer it without mushrooms.

>>34825040
Belting idea. Will give it a try sometime soon. Got to use up the braising steak first though. How do you like thinly sliced circles of potatoes, lightly browned, on the surface of a pie instead of mash? Been thinking about doing that again.

>>34825059
They're in there but it was six in a huge pot so not too visible I suppose. The bigger ones I prefer to cut into quarters or thirds. If they were smaller though, I tend to leave whole or halve longways. Looks sausagier in that case, but six wouldn't go far intact.

There's no way Lenlad isn't serially killing people. I'm not even sure he's British. I think he might be a Canadian of Slovenian heritage. That's the vibe I'm getting.

>>34824999
>999
what a British get

I currently have -10 pounds. A few Ks would sort out my immediate problems and anything above that would allow me to buy things to be happy. but sorting out my money problems and getting another car would be enough for me

>>34825096
not him but sai's pen tool is actually superior to photoshop, and its a much lighter program.

photoshops best for manipulations.

>>34824999
I have 200 quid in cash in an envelope under my mattress.

I never spend it except in emergencies, mostly it's there because it makes me feel better. You tend not to care about splurging 60 quid on weeaboo shit when you know you've always got that 200 at home. When I didn't have it I was stressed out every fucking day about money, how much I had left, what I had to spend it on.

As for how much would make me happy, lets say 2 grand a month for the rest of my life. So if I'm 24 now and lets say I live to 65 then that's just shy of 1 million quid. So 1 million and I'd be happy for life.

But short term I'd be fucking ecstatic if I won 1k or more.

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>>34825143
>How do you like thinly sliced circles of potatoes, lightly browned, on the surface of a pie
Sounds bloody top, lad.

>when your parents tell you about one of their friend's children and how well they're doing

Is this done because they're trying to motivate me or because they're trying to rub it in?

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>>34825148
please delet this in a safe and sterilised manner

>>34824999
Less than a grand of student loan.
I don't think there's much else I could buy to make me happy - I have a mediocre laptop but it gets the job done, I have nice headphones, what else do I care about? I'd live on a council estate so long as I had a pc and access to free pdfs, music, and the internet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYeygTHDYmY

Really fires up the neurons

>>34825148
He's a Kike and undoubtedly has ulterior motives. There are worse people about though.

>>34825204
They're indirectly telling you how disappointed they are.

>>34825096
well i like it more because i get to see how all the machines work and get a better idea of how to fix the problems when running the machines
i get free chocolate when i take it!.
heehee
we get a mega hamper at christmas with some stuff in which is good, but not meant to eat the stuff when we're working. but i'm a true proffessional so do my own self imposed taste tests. for the benefit of the consumers
>I'd prefer it without mushrooms.
look at that. a super nice lad. and doesn't like those slimy foul little evil bastards
you're a good lad you are

>>34825231
>10 views

I don't understand why people like this keep making youtube videos.

>>34824999
>How much money do you have britfeel?
About 30 large. Inherited 45 december of last year, spunked a load on my pof gf, took a month off work, put a good deposit on a 2016 hilux and had it signwritten, then spent two large on advertising because if I keep going like this ill be fucking bankrupt by summer. Much as I'd like to turn to the memory of my dearly departed mother like "there you go my love, spunked the whole lot, how do you feel about that?" it's probably not the best idea.

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>>34822585
I'm 23 and a KHHV, why do you prats care so much?

Literally get some hobbies, get a set of weights and chill.

Life is great.

>>34825309
Yeah, well, imagine having them for parents.
One chance at life hahahaha.

>>34825369
This is what I'm doing just without weights. Eventually you stop caring.

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Hi all
Can you decipher this for me?

I have concluded the ancient hieroglyphs read: Sending the album that sun killer clown all

>>34825182
i'm not him, but am the lad he was talking to. i actually like paint sai. my free trials run out now so need too get the full version but think i will stick with sai
i'm just starting to explore what i can do on it and so far i'm liking it.started exploring the linework layer and the settings for the pen. it's good fun desu

thinking about getting a hot beverage, what do you lads reckon?

>>34825405
I think that's "it" not "clown"

So many people have fuck all in savings, how do you afford to live? Do you live with parents or just spend all your income?

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>>34825416
When you say "getting" are we talking buying or making?

>>34825416
Tea. Always tea. If it's anything but tea you're not british.

>>34825405
Post the ((dunno)) that started it all

>>34825445
horlicks

>>34825405
Post the one that started it all