>Take a shit >Look in toilet and see hundreds of little

pics or gtfo desu desu

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>>34820826
I too have shit out a worm but it was just one huge fucking worm

do you think prehistoric people got worms on purpose so they could fish with them?

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wew lads, What a thread

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>take a shit
>really soft and cakey
>have to wipe several times

>>34821075
I hate it when I have to use so much fucking paper that I have to flush twice

Pics or it didn't happen NIG

>>34820962
Screencaped correctly

>>34820916
You have got a tapeworms, i say plural because it has layed eggs inside you, they can grow up to 50ft long. go to a doctor immediately before it starts nesting in part of your body thats vital

>>34820826
You've got a type of parasite but the name escapes me, like assworms or something, they are very small and lay eggs in your butt. unlike tapeworms they are mostly harmless but go to a chemist and buy some worm tablets or you ass will itch

I took a bloody shit about a month ago and it worried me for a week or two but now I barely remember

>>34821334
pinworms

not orig

you shitheads have parasites and need to see a doctor

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>see hundreds of little worms floating around again
>again

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Its Pinworms bro
My whole family had Pinworms last year. I caught them somehow (probably due to my digestive problems and the fact I never wash my hands). Then one day I was the only one home so I masturbated in my parents bed, sisters bed and brothers bed pretending I was having sex with them. Didn't realise pinworms could spread via bedsheets but they did.

Luckily they never realised I had pinworms to begin with but you'll want to see a doctor, it gets irritating

>>34822080
>>34820826
you disgusting piece of literally shit

>>34822080
>Then one day I was the only one home so I masturbated in my parents bed, sisters bed and brothers bed pretending I was having sex with them.

Die

meat eaters btfo

>>34820826
>>34820962
>>34821334
>>34821808
>>34822080

Imagine having this disgusting, itchy shit in the past when there was nothing you could do about it.

You've crossed the line. Kys.

>>34822509
>You've crossed the Iine. Kys.

:(

>>34822586
I'm weak against bug types

>>34821334
Are you retarded? Tapeworms do not kill you by going into vital reigons, they starve you by stealing nutrients from your food.

>>34820826
wtf ew! fucking go to the hospital immediately, there are PARASITES in your body

I had pinworms because I used to bite my nails without washing my hands, when I fixed that habit my ass stopped itching.

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>>34821137
>>34821075
>they don't have a bidette!

how much of a clueless loser can you be, anon?

>>34822325
>>34822339
Neck yourself normies
Original

>>34823928
not fucking European

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>>34822385
>the year 2100
>Imagine having this disgusting face in the past when there was nothing you could do about it

>>34822080
>the fact I never wash my hands

WHY
LITERALLY FUCKING WHY
PIECE OF HUMAN TRASH YOU NEED TO BE GASSED

>>34824024
Pussy, your immune system will thank you for not washing your hands

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>>34822080

>Then one day I was the only one home so I masturbated in my parents bed, sisters bed and brothers bed pretending I was having sex with them.

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There is no penis!

>>34824055
my anus will not apparently, are you retarded?
Also my immune system is fine, I never get sick. I (unironically) think it's the glass of orange juice I drink everyday.

>>34823980
Then buy one. Are bidets illegal in America?

>>34820826
Closest thing to reproduction you will ever experience

>>34824055
This
If you don't wash when barely touching your dick/ass you should be fine. It's why when parents keep their kids safe from the outside world they turn into the allergic kids later on, their immune systems weren't exposed to menial things like pollen and peanuts early on in life.

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This thread is making me nervous

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>>34822080
It got better and better.

>>34824175
Can't you feel them wiggling and flourishing deep inside your bowel and anus?

>>34824242
>tfw I have parasytephilia

you normies will never understand the pleasure of having life growing inside of you, nurturing it and helping it spread.

My weight loss got so bad i convinced myself i had tapeworms

I thought the medicine would be easy to get, but they asked me a bunch of questions. I didnt want to admit i had tapeworms so i said it was for my sister (which i dont have). When they asked if there were anyone else living in the house for some reason i told them my sister had a kid and was worried he might get them too. They asked me how old the kid was and how clean the house is. In the end i got the medicine but it didnt work, i didnt even have tapeworms.

I never ever go back to that tesco after that it has cripped me

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>>34824274
Fucking please don't.

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>>34822080
>Then one day I was the only one home so I masturbated in my parents bed, sisters bed and brothers bed pretending I was having sex with them
hmmm

>>34823806
Nah, on rare occasions they go to the brain. You want to get that fixed asap.

>>34824302
they don't remember it senpai
it's all in ur head

>>34824389
They also start digging as they run out of room, mate.

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my ass is itchy now what the fuck have you done!!!!

>>34824451
Yeah, parasites are seriously fucked up.

>>34822080
>(probably due to my digestive problems and the fact I never wash my hands)
>never wash my hands
I would beat the shit out of you if that wasn't likely to give me some ungodly ailment.

>>34822080
You are trash in the purest sense of the word. Drink bleach.

>>34822080
Pinworm?

Like the Binding of Isaac enemy haha

How the fuck do you get worms? Someone please reply

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>>34822080
>Then one day I was the only one home so I masturbated in my parents bed, sisters bed and brothers bed pretending I was having sex with them

This is complete madness wtfffffff

>>34825718
Undercooked meat, walking on soil (yes, some worms, namely hookworms, can burrow into your body through your feet), not washing your hands, or unclean water.

>>34825718
Meat, unwashed vegetables, dirt, touching your dirty anus and putting your fingers inside your mouth.

>>34822080
My sides

Orogi

>>34825945
>touching your dirty anus and putting your fingers inside your mouth.
Touching your chair to lift yourself up, going to the pantry and having a bag of Doritos can have the same effect.

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>>34825930
>>34825945
>tfw you do all of this
When should I expect the worms

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>>34822080
You made this up just to get replies right?
Right!?!?!?!?

>>34826077
Probably they're already multiplying inside you

Did your anus start to itch right now?

>went to Mexico for two weeks last year
>piss was pink like strawberry soda for the first week
>didn't burn or anything
Still have no idea what caused it

>>34826423
There was blood in that urine. Maybe bladder cancer?

>>34826423
>tfw you had pain while taking a piss for like 2 weeks
>sometimes there was small amout of bloody piss drops
>went almost every 30 minutes to take a piss and only thought of holding my piss
glad that this is over

>>34822080
thanks for the kek my lad

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>>34822080
>Then one day l was the only one home so I masturbated in my parents bed, sisters bed and brothers bed pretending I was having sex with them