ITT autistic things you do >Whenever I wake up I grunt really

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>>34820888
>rock and foeth when I sit down
*rock back and forth when I sit down

I also talk with a weird accent for some reason and people have told me I sound like I'm from somewhere in Europe even though I'm American

Bump

Is this place seriously so full of normies that nobody can relate to my feels

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Bump please anons

I need to know I'm not alone

>>34820888
I yawn constantly during car/bus/train rides

>>34820888
>I have a script in my head that I use for conversations.
Could you share it? Because I reallly need something like that.

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>>34822247
Is that the most autistic thing you do

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>>34822261
Other person in text, me in greentext

What's up buddy, how've you been?
>Good, you?
Doing good. Been keeping busy with work. What have you been up to?
>Looking for work, reading and stuff.

That's usually as far as it goes and then they stop there because they realize I have nothing to say and I have a vacant, dead gaze.

If the conversation keeps going I have no idea what to say and I usually keep quiet.

I like numbers
not in a mathematic way, I like digits and I can judge if they look pretty or not, if I like them or not, the way those numbers/digits look

e.g. usually odd digits look cool, like 2001, 2011, 2019, 2017 etc, I also quite like number 8
2004,2005,2006 are shit numbers, so are 1995
generally years' number before 1991 look shit and 2020+ look shit too

sadly time only goes one way and I expect to see only shit looking like year numbers

I also like number 14 (it has nothing to do with 'lucky' 7), number 1, 2, 9, maaaaybe 8

this is pretty autistic I think, but that's why I usually never tell about that anybody

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>>34822519
I think the number 23 is very aesthetic

I also really like colors and shapes.

>>34820888
first off nice trips brah
I can't stand background noise like people talking etc unless its really even and monotonous, so I have to sleep with a fan on to drown things out. When I'm alone in a hall with someone I can't stop thinking about like "what if they think I'm a creep/whatever" especially if I happen to be going in the same direction as them. I will do things like hum quietly to ease up the situation or pretend to stop and tie my shoe until they are gone, or take a drink at the water fountain or change my route. If I am trapped alone with someone I'll take out my phone and pretend to be texting someone.

>>34820888
>>I talk to most people in a deep voice but when I'm talking to my parents I use a childish voice and broken English

this is so specifically me that Im worried you are me

>>34820888
I sometimes spend all day 4blebs and desuarchive searching for my old posts and seeing if someone else had ever said the same thing.

>>34822519
You have terrible taste in numbers. Odd is shit.

>>34822264
No, I was trying to buy time while I think of all the crazy stuff I do.

>ITT autistic things you do
>be autistic

nice one OP

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>>34822703
I'm just glad I'm not the only one

Do you also feel very uncomfortable around your parents

I have no consistent way of socializing. One day I can be quiet and calculated, the other day I say random shit and get really hyper. One day I would barely like to talk about stuff, the other day I'm all over it sharing stories and what not.

If I see a series of numbers I try to make an equation out of them. For instance I walk my dog everyday and I often look at the house address numbers as I walk by and make equations out of them, like "4590" would translate to "(4+5)=(9-0)"

>>34823049
I forgot about that one. I do this too anon.

>>34823049
hey that sounds nice, maybe I could pick up that habbit

>>34822384
i love this image. it makes me feel happy every time I see it

>>34822998
I try to get on their good side by still being their cute lovable little boy at age 25 & 252 lbs.

>>34820888
lol i gotta friend just like you

>>34823049
i always did something similar to this as a child. i would try to find a way for the numbers to add up to a number ending in 0. if that didn't work, just kept adding numbers and looking at the relationships between numbers, usually adding double digits to get only single digits. i tried to find patterns if possible.
4+5+9+0=18---->1+8=9
or
4+9=13--->1+3=4
4+5=9
or
5+9=14--->1+4=5
5+4=9
or
5x9=45--->4+5=9
9x4=36--->3+6=9
or
4x5=20--->2+0=2
2x9=18--->1+8=9
it doesn't always work out so nice but 9 is cool because
9 x 1 = 9
9 x 2 = 18--->1+8=9
9 x 3 = 27--->2+7=9
9 x 4 = 36--->3+6=9
etc.

>I put on this video https://youtu.be/C7xzdvM7dnA and pretend Im shooting normies while using a coat hanger as a uzi

>>34820888
>small talk

I hate this too.
What's the point in forcing yourself to converse about insignificant happenings with people that really don't want to talk to you?

>>34823015
samefag origoolie

>>34820888

I use sports tape to wax my ass. Never wanted to buy wax, and don't want to get hedgehog ass. Sports tape was always in the bathroom so I used what I had and now I'm caught in the vicious cycle

the biggest one aside from my own odd fashion sense is how I walk outside with dog(s)
I feel like I've reached zen or some meditative enlightenment type shit like that whenever I'm out walking with muh dooger(s)
like all the tension and anxiety in me evaporates away and I feel an otherworldly calm come over me
the point is that I feel almost weightless and have a strange way of walking and handling dooger(s) on their harness(es)
I walk like I'm inebriated and intuitively contort my body to flow smoothly with dooger('s/s') movements in accordance to the leash attached to the cushioned body harness(es)'s placement as a result of their movements
It feels surreal and rejuvenating toobeeonnest and I rarely ever get upset at all even when they occasionally bark/howl/growl and/or lunge at strangers and/or their dooger(s)
I just use my strength to hold them steadily until their aggression subsides
I'm no narcissist but am also very observant and have seen some people clearly stare/glance/look at me like I'm an oddity
I usually am indifferent to it and sometime quietly laugh to myself after they can't see my face anymore
in all fairness if I saw anybody doing as I do I too would think it odd at the very least

>>34820888
I think this is the first time an "autistic things you do" thread actually has autistic things in the OP instead of the usual slightly quirky things that most normalfags do occasionally.

>>34824367
Thank you anon I take my autism seriously and I don't appreciate the quirky ones either

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>>34823015
Are you me? I've seriously been thinking I'm bipolar but I don't want to tell my mom because she already goes through a a shitload of stress.

Also I fucking hate myself on certain days. Some days I'm a genuinely cool guy who's charming and chill and another day I'm a full blown autist.

My emotions are weird. It's as if my mind can't decide whether I'm the quiet, shy guy, the expressive, loud guy, the smart, logical guy, the kind, gentle guy or maybe in the middle. I don't even know who I am, and it often leads me to regret a LOT of my decisions.

My mind is fucked beyond belief. I seriously don't know who I am.

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>can't touch paper after washing my hands (it's like nails to a chalkboard to me)
>pick and eat out of my nose
>say I'm tired a fuck ton even if I'm not even tired
>talk to myself in my head, call myself an autist or a faggot, etc.

Am I weird?

>>34820888
>Whenever I wake up I grunt really loud like an animal. I don't know why. It just sort of comes out involuntarily.
Same sometimes kek
>>I have a script in my head that I use for conversations. When the script runs out of lines I have no idea what to say and I just stay quiet.
The script is made before the conversatiom
>>I forget how to walk naturally when I'm in public and my gait becomes really robot and clumsy
Fuk this
>>my body twitches sometimes
I convulse when urinring.
Think elvis on lsd ejaculating

>>I hate small talk
With passion
>>I talk to most people in a deep voice but when I'm talking to my parents I use a childish voice and broken English
Soften ecpression and body language too when talking to authority or shpkeeps.


Become hardface hardman when with nomal npcs

>>I hate people who talk about basic things like their job or what grade they got in a class or what coffee flavor at Starbucks they like and I regard these people as weak
I dont like npcs eithe
>>d I think anyone who wears glasses is weak
Sunglasses too?

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>>34822519
Is this aesthetic 2 u?

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>>34825779
Sunglasses are fine if they look good and provided you actually need sunglasses

I just hate normal glasses and I think people who wear them look like fags

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>>34825274
I'm sort of like you but I find that it depends on who I'm around.

Around my family and most people I'm very quiet and reserved.

Around my friends I'm the loud funny guy.

At work I'm the quiet stoic guy.

While driving in a car I time the distance when say telephone poles or signs pass the front of my car and I'll click my teeth together like I'm jumping the distance in between them. Sometimes when no one else is around I'll close my eyes and count to 10 while driving and see if I went off course....

>>34820888
OP, you remind me so much of myself. Do you feel like an animal of the blundering sort? I feel very dog-like and dumb. Are you autistic?

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>>34824288
You should add autistic way of writing to your list of things.

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>>34826957
I feel like an animal. Sometimes like a rabid dog or a wolf. Other times like a cat or a tiger.

>>34820888
Thread kinda dead so I guess I can post

>often mistake dreams for memories, sometimes it has to take a while before I realise what is what

>often drift off while looking at the window or wall, just listening to my thoughts, sometimes for literally hours

>imagine myself having a succesful life with my friends

>while using computer often stand up and fast walk through the house and return back

>when I want to take something to eat from kitchen I have to go there 3-4 times because I always forget what I was supposed to get

>try to avoid any details because I'm afraid someone who knows me may be reading this post and telling everybody about this

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>>34827073
Thank you for contributing anon I confuse dreams and memories as well. Everything is so blurry and hazy. I'm not sure what is real.

Another thing I do is when I listen to music I get this manic grin on my face and I pace around and imagine myself in a movie with the music as the soundtrack.

Bump this was a good thread

>Envision my sexual fantasies as a hentai animation
>Watch the same cartoon in a load of different languages to see what's different
>Play video games on consoles (Xbone specifically)
>Put cheese on every non-sweet thing I eat, if it already has cheese I'll add extra
>Involuntarily daydream and have to force myself to stay in reality at times
>One had a pair of mutton chops and only got rid of them because they were too hard to keep even

>>34822519
Despite having autism I actually hate numbers and my brain shuts down and refuses to work whenever I try to study math. Explains why I'm so bad with money.

>>34827073
>>often mistake dreams for memories, sometimes it has to take a while before I realise what is what
>>often drift off while looking at the window or wall, just listening to my thoughts, sometimes for literally hours
>>imagine myself having a succesful life with my friends
>>while using computer often stand up and fast walk through the house and return back
>>when I want to take something to eat from kitchen I have to go there 3-4 times because I always forget what I was supposed to get


holy fuckin fuck so much me that Im scared im dead and im reading people talk about how I was when I was alive

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>>34820888
>I hate small talk
god, so much this.
I don't know if i'm autistic or something, but I litterally can't keep a conversation like that, I run out of things to say in 30 sec and just drift off like a retard
This probably isn't normal, does some mental illess causes this?

>>34823015
>>34825274
wtf, this is me also, and I have that gif saved too sooo I feel even more strange now

>Twerk in front of the microwave until it beeps
>Sing "poopy poopy poopy faggot" when getting into the car
>Hate a few commonly used words that I replace with something stupid like gas = petrol/go liquid

>>34829578
This isn't even autistic. It's just retarded.

>>34820888
I have a secret language I used to talk to myself with. I made up myself, and it has a grammar and dictionary and everything.

I also like listening to Vaporwave and pop music.

I like translating pop songs into my secret language when I'm bored

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>>34829982
>Vaporwave

That'a not autistic anon. I heard Floral Shoppe being played at a college frat party one time. I'm not even joking. Chads love vaporwave.

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>>34820888
There is only thing that i do worth of mentioning

>I Like to talk with myself out loud, but not just talking, i'm sort create a parallel personality that have it his own "voice" and opinions, giving his opnions about what i'm doing at the moment and what i schould do after.
>When walking around the city, i use to talk with him (my parallel personality).

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>>34823476
Gross well at least I'm skinnier than you

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>>34830136
I talk to myself but not in coherent sentences. I say random strings of words to myself mostly containing articles and prepositions. Occasionally there is sort of a narrative to what I'm saying but it doesn't really make sense. And I typically I mumble to myself rather than speaking in a clear voice.

>>34829982
>pop music
By definition the most normie thing you can listen to. Why do people think they're weird and quirky for listening to pop music?

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>>34830396
I'm not really a normie, I have only two friends and they're huge aspies.

I put it down as "autistic" because the great majority of you lot would find it autistic.

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>>34830463
What pop music anon

And like I said vaporwave is pretty popular and not autistic. Literal Chads listen to it.

>>34830558
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LQ4lja3RIg

Listening to this as we speak

It sounds so happy, like a tropical beach

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>>34830584
>one of the biggest pop stars in the world
>autistic

I'm not really autistic but there's a number of things that I do I know are weird.

>If I taste certain foods I will attribute personalities to them, for example pomegranade juice is really retarded. You can taste the stupid when you're drinking it. I have no idea why.
>Even though my face is typically really blank, sometimes I'll start laughing, smiling, then making a crying-like face, then a disgusted one, then a suprised one, really quickly, one after another, then I'll go blank again, it's like I'm rehearsing emotions
>I rock back and forth while pooping sometimes
>When I'm bored or lost in thought I'll run my hands through my arms and back, untill I find a zit or a bump, then I'll scratch it untill it's all fucked up and bleeding. I went on accutane and when my skin got smooth it went away, though.
>I'll hold my pee for hours, untill I REALLY have to go

>>34830642
>I put it down as "autistic" because the great majority of you lot would find it autistic.

"you lot" being /r9k/, of course.

>Sneeze as loud as I possibly can

>Obsess over particular civilizations or cultures then have my obsession slowly die down and adopt an obsession for a new culture/civ (a few months ago it was the Confederate States, then Iran/Persia, now Native American tribes)

>Wet my hair every time I wash my hands and make the curls at the back of my head as visible as possible

>Involuntarily flip out when I go down in black ops zombies and always end up damaging something (broke my TV remote last week and dented my phone screen yesterday, I need to stop this shit)

>>34831010
>Obsess over particular civilizations or cultures then have my obsession slowly die down and adopt an obsession for a new culture/civ (a few months ago it was the Confederate States, then Iran/Persia, now Native American tribes)

Same, only mine never really "dies down". I still have an odd fascination with the Canadian first nations people, particularly the Mi'kmaq and the Inuit.

>when masturbating i imagine a full on sexual encounter with somebody i know, imagining their dialogue for them
>"oh yes anon, give me that juicy cock"

>>34825274
>I don't even know who I am, and it often leads me to regret a LOT of my decisions.
Jesus Christ this

Main thing is I grind my teeth together, but I do so in a way to make this really intricate patterns. I imagine its like I'm drawing a picture. I've been drawing the same one that looks kind of like a trident for the last 10 years.

>>34831148
It's weird as it's always been this way with me, I'm still very fascinated in Iran and the Confederate States but right now it's the Great Plains tribes that peak my interest. What's more strange is that I have virtually no ancestral or social connection to any of my culture obsessions. I'll have to look more into the Canadian first nations people as I haven't really looked into them yet.

>>34831295
I see. I'm the same, I don't know anything about the tribes in my area(rust belt).

What are your favorite tribes in the great plains?

I'm very autistic
>I fucking screech when I'm angry
>obsess over one idea and and think about it for weeks
>hate making eye contact
>hate touching people
>think about random patterns (geometrical, numeral, or alphabetical ) constantly in my head
>notice patterns in fucking EVERYTHING
>when I sit down, I lean side to side
>sleep in a specific spot on my bed
>I seriously love to make The Zodiac Killer type secret messages
>some time I'm just dumbfounded for no reason and my thoughts are spastic
>I'm a reserved person

I might be autistic pls help