Daily reminder that this is the state of things

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She's just looking for friends, guys

>>34821129
>Europa
I don't even want to think of what it's face looks like

>>34821129
If she hated niggers, she'd be perfect.

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If you can't handle 6'3" of trans then gtfo k

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Maybe this is a nice "girl" to bring home to mommy

>>34821129
>ravenclaw
Stopped fucking reading there

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Even this girl won't match with you

it's quite clear at this point that there is something in the water supply

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Love has no borders or genitalia

>>34821129
>horror movies
I above all things hate when people act like this is something to be proud of. boggles the fucking mind- let me guess, you like american horror storywalking dead also as your fav tv shows? fuck this mindless piece of shit

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No complainers, no negativity.

>>34821140

that's me in the corner.
that's me in the spotlight

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>you will live to see the death of western society
worst feel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=da7gMOY8bTA

>>34821140
>has a bf
>looking for friends
What does she mean by this?

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>>34821269
Damm bruh..

>>34821129
Would date a redpilled anti-wagie gf

Women were a mistake.
Let me post you nigger

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Would you like a heap of damaged goods? No? Fuck off!

>>34821174
>That chin
>Passing as woman ever

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She's really mature for her age, I'm sure of it.

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She's looking for anything but you.

>>34821321
underrated originalio comment

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>>34821312
>talk pizza to me

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>>34821321
Kek good post famaliano

Tinder really attracts the most disgusting people, doesn't it

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Stephen Universe? How exciting! Tell me all about it!

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Oh this girl looks fine (this was her first photo)

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>>34821738
Oh nevermind (the last photo)

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Where oh where have all the gentleman gone?

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>>34821748
fucking original christ i hate this board

>>34821738
>>34821748
what, how is that even possible?

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My first born will be named Freddy David Michael Brian Joe John Justin Joseph Juan Brady

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I'm pansexual so that makes me trendy

>>34821321
made me laff anon, thanx

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"I make ridiculous deadlines for things that really shouldn't have a deadline and I'm really just looking to trap somebody"

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You wanna hang out with me and my kids?

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>>34821798
Jesus Bhrist why

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This is the 5th tranny I've seen and I've only had this account for two days

>>34821938
Last girl I talked to asked me how I felt about marriage, I told her "Convince me." Since I don't really see any benefits for me from it. She was more concerned with an absolute answer and couldn't give me any reason to marry her and she cut contact really quick.

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Damn. She goes to Full Sail, works as a cashier, and is independent asf

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>>34821321
well memed my nigger

>>34821297
My current gf hates horror movies and gets too scared... This is a real frustration in my life.

Reeeee reeee reee and all that, but to explain to you NEETS what relationships are like for one second -- they benefit from shared interests and even something like movie or music choice can be nice to know.

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>>34821798
>22
holy fuck i cant wait for this world to burn

>>34821356
She thinks she can do better but isn't entirely sure. She wants to test the waters, but doesn't want to let go of what she has in case things don't work. Her beta boyfriend knows he's not good enough for her and he lets her walk all over him because he thinks being as nice as possible and letting her have her way will keep her around. Classic case of having your beta and eating Chad's cock too

>>34821140
More pics of her and her "boyfriend" pls

>>34821826
Angles nigga

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So many red flags, I've lost count

>>34821174

>cosmetology
AKA
Not only I'm a retarded trans person. I aspire to be a retarded trans NEET aswell.

>>34822148
you know you have more chances to get hired as tranny because it's progressive

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She's fat and independent. Damn. What a catch.

>>34821911
She really fell for the Bee Movie meme

>>34821748
>>34821809
>>34821826
Are you retarded or just blind? She's obviously joking, she's quite a bit younger on that last photo.

I don't even care anymore
Damn, feels good

>>34821956
is this hila klein

>>34821798
She looks 37

>>34822136
At least the kid's white.

>>34821956

>currently a brunette

Hila?

Is there a more subtle red flag than claiming she's "looking for something real"?

>>34821129
Quite honestly, she sounds like a robot.

>>34821986

>Hebrew and English

Not only a tranny, but also a jew.

>>34822497
Why do women do this? It turns me away from them because they either can't think of something to put (which happens to me) or they can't make good decisions and are trying to say they want more than a passing fancy.

I can't convince myself women are worth time and effort, I try every day and I just can't.

Living in a university city in The Netherlands. Barely ever see these tinder profiles in my area. Is it really that bad in the US, or are you cherry-picking the worst ones?

>>34822571
It automatically reads looking to settle down with beta bux to me

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>>34822599
All of these are from today and some briefly last night.

>>34822599
I stopped using it because it was full of bots and trannys near me. But the people who were real are sort of like that but you should see POF. Bitches are entitled there.

>>34822136
jesus christ, i want to imagine this person doesn't exist

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Looking good for 24! Nice biceps!

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How much crazy are you looking for?

>>34822651
>no fwb
>actually maybe fwb but only grills
Jesus Christ

>>34823061
would take this bpd chick to pound town desu

>>34823061
bet all she wishes is to be a submissive housewife

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"Essential Oil Mixologist" BAHAHAHA

So many aspie girls. Perfect match for robotchan

>>34821129
>I hate bigotry

God I hate this type of lazy virtue signaling.

What else do you hate? Murder? Cancer? Dog shit?

gotta love women now. they're social media and internet all-stars (autistic nerds), but they still want to be treated like special princesses.

back in the day you got laughed off the planet if you spent too much time on the internet.
now, it's so integrated into society that the freaks are laughing you off the planet because you're also not a freak.

they are using online dating for a reason, the reason is mental illness.

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>>34821140
first post and I'm already mad at women

>>34821140
FUCK YOOO THE GUY ON THE RIGHT I KNOW HIM. ITS MY NIGGA ANDRE WHO THIS BITCH ANDRE????

>>34821312
>EDM

>tfw you will never hatefuck a raveslut

>>34821428
>no dad
>no job
>huge debt from lib uni
>children are my world

ery tym

>>34821340
>Neil Halstead

my nigga

I take it you also enjoy Slowdive and Mojave?

>>34821140

>Looking for orbiters while posting a pic with a mega-orbiter present

Boy, there's really no subtlety to it anymore is there?

>>34821553
atleast this bitch honest

>>34821174
I'm surprised that this one likes men.

>>34823061
literally perfect

oregamaniosoliatorenomale

>>34821174
>cat baby

ugh

>>34821312
fucking paragraph of one word banalities

>travel. food. food. alcohol. going to concerts. sarcasm. hiking.

like hiking is a pretty good one, but the rest can hardly be called hobbies. so many fuckin girls on online dating list food as one of their main interests and its like... are you an animal or a human being? live up to yourself

>>34821705
>enthusiast

I fucking hate this word. so many unoriginal women tack it on to some ineffably boring shit

>>34824008
send him this thread or something m8

>>34822651
>cat mom
>first interest listed is "food"
>nose ring

all potent flags

>>34824195
aside from all of that, the one line that tips me off to her mental illness and just adds the garnish, is the "no indecisiveness" line.
that's so off-base and commandeering.
imagine a man saying "no indecisiveness" on his profile, jesus christ.

women need to put themselves in men's shoes. if we're not allowed to do it or say it, you aren't either.
so much for equality.

>>34821140
Why would anyone ever want a female friend?
There is one single good reason to puT up with them

>>34823450
why do they cut their hair short like that?

oh wait, I know why: they do it because they want to de-feminize themselves

>>34824317
>women need to put themselves in men's shoes. if we're not allowed to do it or say it, you aren't either.
hahahah

this will never happen, come on. you must know that.

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Mind if I hop in?

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I have to screencap like one in every gour profiles because they're too ridiculous to believe.

>>34824394
so much for women being the empathetic gender.

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This one claims to be five months pregnant.

>>34824450
*four

Damn sausage fingers

>>34822228
Of all I've seen in this thread this is the worst

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First tranny I've encountered.

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>>34821140

It's these type of people that I would so troll. Like, I think I need to make a fake tinder profile with a picture like pic related so that I can troll chicks like these.

>>34824425
>avid trend regurgitator, retard, virtue signaler

the average woman now.

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>Just kiddin

Blox

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WHAT SORT OF KEK WOULD TALK TO A GIRL WITH THIS PIC

>>34822428
Honestly my first thoughts.

>>34822228
>200 lb cam model getting this fresh with people
she's lower than scum yet talks like that.
no wonder Jihad wants to come end this shithole, these people give them every reason to want to.

>>34823450
Essential Oil Mixologist.

Dude, she is going places and she knows it

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Th-this one is fake, right?

>>34824544
>also not actually 20
Why lie?

>>34821129
Don't online date. It's female hypergamy on crack

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EIaborate troll?

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>>34824674
Chances are she claimed to be 18 when she made a Tinder account at 16.

>>34824674
if you're on Tinder and you're under 18, you only get matched up with other people under 18. She set herself as older so she can fuck adults

>>34824650
Looks geniune to me. I can bet she's a fucking slag though.

>>34824650
She's showing very subtle red flags so I can tell its legit. Take her now because she's getting a hook up in about 3 minutes.

>>34824650
OP, be more positive, screencap more good ones how bout it? and move away from florida, it's universally regarded as a shithole

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>le joy divison meme girl XD

>>34821233
I agree with the tranny and SJW hate but that's a super fuckable dwarf.
She doesn't even have the facial distortions and her face is like 9/10.

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>>34824729
Not OP, I'm a Canadian guy posting my own finds.

>>34824718
Don't you have to be 18 to make an account?

>>34823061
mmmnnn do want

It's the SJWs that really get to me.

If I don't want to date an SJW, that rules out at least half of the women my age.

Simply wanting somebody who is not insane should not rule out so many people.
I hate to be that "le born in le wrong generation" guy, but fucking hell.

>>34824735
>tee hee I'm self-conscious about being a little whore which makes it totally acceptable

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>Chinlet single mom

I weep for her son.

>>34824735
do girls think we get turned on by the idea of some grimy, edgy, masculinized whore?

DO THEY? OR DO THEY EVEN THINK ABOUT WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE TO OTHERS.

like... this is NUTS man. I would NEVER take a photo of myself in a public bathroom lol. I guess maybe that's the only place they have a full length mirror. and I also wouldn't obscure my full fucking face, like FUCK, you're not fooling anyone you shy child

>>34824760
>starts with calling herself an awful person
Wow what a keeper

>>34824578

>superlike it
>Say oops, I thought you were the guy.

>>34824830
>do girls think we get turned on by the idea of some grimy, edgy, masculinized whore?
We like easy lays. She's advertising herself as a free pump and dump.

>>34824760
This one isn't that bad, you could do worse than some stupid bint i guess

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>>34824835
It's a CLEVER SUBVERSION of le bitch Marilyn Monroe quote.

I do like this girl though.

>>34822036

>DREAMER

Here's the ICE tip line # 866-DHS-2-ICE

>>34821129
just your average INFP

>>34824824

He will probably end up as a low IQ degenerate that has sex with desperate big women.

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>Femanon makes a Tinder

>>34824830
I think women go out of their way to be as unattractive as possible, to see how gross they can be while still getting male attention.
I think it's an ego thing, I'd probably feel pretty good about myself if I could look like shit and still have people begging for my attention.

Just look at modern "fashion".
Dyed hair, shitty tattoos, face full of piercings, literally nigger-tier stretched earlobes.
It's all shit that most guys find repulsive, or would at least prefer she did not have, yet they do all that shit and still get male attention.

Sure, most of the attention they get is because men think she'll fuck them without much effort, which is probably true, but they're too mentally ill to realise the difference between positive attention and just wanting to blow a load in somebody.

>>34821140
Holy shit, that guy in the back
That's like embodiment of my inner self, kek

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>>34824945
>Implying he won't be the next generation of robot

>>34824949
I think this might be thinking that women think about men more than they really do.

but I do think that it's why emma watson got a pixie cut

>>34821705
What's with the "dead inside" meme?

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Her nipples must be somewhere below her knees.

>>34822036
>Relationships? If solid men seize to exist

I know she means "cease", but even then, what the fuck does that even mean?

Also she sounds like an illegal immigrant, contact the authorities and set up a sting.

>>34821129
Don't online date. Almost always a waste of time. orgislami

>>34821129
toobeeonnest the only morally acceptable type of social justice is veganism and unfortunately THAT's associated with all the other psychotic forms of social justice that are devoid of any worthiness whatsoever such as the obsession with protecting vaginae/niggers/sandniggers/murderers(if they're attractive of course)/etcetera because a sickening amount of vegans also subscribe to those psychoses as if they're worthy of any effort

>>34824995
Being depressed is hip among normies

>>34821174
>male
>that means I'm a woman

Are trans people actually mentally ill? We'll never know.

>>34824974
>Life is great
Lets be honest, it is for her. Free shit, non-stop attention, guys lining up to do her will. Then when she gets old she'll get mad at those guys because they won't do it for her anymore and she'll turn into a feminist.

>>34821986
So? It's honorable they mention it.

>>34824948
WHY THE FUCK IS THIS DROOLING RETARD ON TINDER
"i won't like you"
"already in love"
THEN FUCK OFF YOU MENTALLY INHIBITED SKANK

>>34824787
no, you can make an account if you're a teen but you'll only ever get connected to other teens

>>34821203
He's got a cavern full of hemorrhoids and AIDS I bet

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Tinder is a wonderful experience

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>>34821129
Infps just need an assertive type to save them. They're damsels in distress.

Also threadly reminder that INTJ male and INFP female is comfy af.

>>34825093
They do it for validation. Lots of women don't even date anyone, just look the hundreds of messages they get.every day.

>>34825120
>shoplifting

why do tumblr girls do this? do they really hate their dads that much?

>>34821705
>intersectional feminist

kek. What the fuck is that?

>>34825015
Why do women expose their cleavage when it only makes it obvious they have deflated saggy tits?

>>34821269
>proffesor xaviers school for gifted youngsters
Yo at least she knows her references.

>>34824909
what's #Kw

>>34825209
intersectional feminist = "women issues, black issues, and black women issues are all separate things" etc

>>34822061
Move to a place where they still eat normal food. You'd be surprised to find out there are plenty left.

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>>34821961
ha, reminds me of a thing i drew a loooong time ago

>>34825225
Yeah it goes to a school for mutants because it's a freak

>>34824949
>I think women go out of their way to be as unattractive as possible, to see how gross they can be while still getting male attention.
Damn brah, hit the nail on the head.

>>34821174
>that chin
>clearly shaved beard
>6'3"
>MtF

such a fucking waste of chad genes

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>>34825064
>been vegetarian since I was 10
>been vegan since I was 18
>25 now
>also quite an environmentalist, but sensibly
>people find out I'm vegan
>they assume I'm a leftist SJW, just like them
>start talking to me about gay ethnic tranny trump is hitler bullshit
>mfw I unload my /pol/ views upon them

>>34825261
If the "Holy Roller" wasn't almost always a reformed "Party Animal", I'd be okay with somebody like that.

>>34822148
no way dude. not in what probably is the most narcissistic period of history.

>>34825194
they want daddy to notice them

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>>34825229
A university I think.

>>34825068
As well as having any psychological disorder and being introverted

>>34825320
>vegan
>/pol/ views

muh don't hurt the animurs.

But slaughtering niggers, muslims is ok

>>34823061
The less they say the more interested I am

>>34824282
andre is more of the reddit browsing guy. I don't want to reveal my power level to him.

It is crazy though seeing someone you know on here.

>>34825194
>>34825371
frankly when you the question is "why does a female does X", the answer most likely is "for attention"

all those whores each sluttier than the last. Most is going to be a mother. Really makes you think.

>>34824650
>katelyn
that way of spelling caitlyn is slut af

>>34825261
>laibach

MACHINES THAT WE ARE SENDING TO THE SKIES
ABOVE OURSELVES

>>34825015
How can tits get to this level of sagyness at 21?

>>34821738
>>34821748
the curious case of benjamin button

oregami

>>34825374
Cows aren't ruining my civilisation, Anon.

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>>34825368
>If the "Holy Roller" wasn't almost always a reformed "Party Animal", I'd be okay with somebody like that.

I know a 23 year old Holly Roller. She's only been on one date in Middle School. The guy turned out to be gay and made fun of her. She's never been kissed, never had sex. Half Asian, attends Church at least twice a week. Watches anime and is the least sexual person I know.

I don't think she has any interest in dating or sex. We get along really well but I'm not really interested for obvious reasons.

"Pure virgin" girls exist but they're virgins in their 20's for a reason.

>>34821340
step up your /depressioncore/ soundtrack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Y4AZgLozHY

>>34825497
fat and never wearing a bra i guess?

>>34821748
>20
>>34821798
22

oh my fucking god.

oregano

>>34825503

>cows aren't ruining my civilization

Ever heard of methane?

>>34821956
>Introvert
>2 kids
really making me think...

>>34825484
EIN ZWEI DREI VIER
KAMERAD KOMM TANZ MIT MIR

>>34822497
For someone to put that, you have to assume they've only been finding "something not real" which is code for: "I'm a fucking slut"

>>34825093
It's a beta filter, supposed to make you angry, bitter and intimidated and it seemed to work. Chad would not give a single fuck

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look at this literal whale

>inb4 original

>>34825320
>>34825374
veganism is reasonable /pol/ diet

not talking about the new "milo fanboys" /pol/ though

>>34824650
Qt but that 'proud user of oxford comma' meme annoys me.

>>34824650
>history and medieval studies
Would date.

>>34825651
I wonder why there are so many cows around that their farts are a problem?

>>34821553
>group photo

fuck man, i wonder which one she is. this is quite the debacle

>using tinder
>ever

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The most batshit insane examples are INFP. I FUCKING HATE BEING INFP, LITERALLY THE WORST PERSONALITY YOU CAN GET, I WILL EXCHANGE WITH ANY OTHER FUCK

>>34825120
Holy fuck is this an old screenshot or did you really respond like 5 months later?

>>34825683
GOD
IS
GOD

>>34825809

>implying that mass deforestation would be any better.

>>34825845
I always get INFP or ISFP but am not much like these. Then again I'm a dude.

>>34825891
I mean, she also took nearly a full month to respond to him so

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When being a virgin is probably the best thing to happen to you. Thank fuck

>>34825815
She was the center one.

>>34825891
No I literally responded 5 months later

>>34826097
no shit

gdywushdgydbsbayasg

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I really hope she follows her dream of teaching little kids!

>>34826173
is this the new alison rapp???

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>>34821798
>Her ugly face has made her a decent person

Would date/10

>>34826704
>hobbies
>traveling
Literally every girl says this and it means nothing
>cooking
Read: eating
>reading
Basically means nothing
>hiking
lol no
>sports
Women are only into sports for attention and I can guarantee she doesn't even know how to hold a bat properly
>movies and TV
Means nothing
>dog
Its a red flag when a fat chick has a dog
>drinking
Listing drinking as a hobby is an even worse red flag

Learn to read between the lines Also,
>looking for a real gentleman
should tell you all you need to know

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>>34825320
Goddamn, thou art indeed mein comrade. Lettuce to go vanquish what ails us so.

>>34825559
Reminder.
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/french-study-suggests-younger-women-should-stop-wearing-bras/

>>34821174
>>34821140
OP do you live in Florida?

>>34821129
"""female"""
fe(male) kek

>>34824760
>look at how many red flags im capable of describing myself in

>>34821140
don't normally say this but the guy in the background looks like the embodiment of reddit to me for some reason

>>34824948
made me laugh hard for a full 3 minutes

>>34823450
Just because you Put -ist at the end doesnt mean its a real profession

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>>34821129
>INFP
holy fucking shit run from that, at least she had the decency to warn people

>>34825229
Kitchener-Waterloo area in Ontario. You fucking live there u should know.

>>34824760
Post more GTA/KW sluts anon. I've debated making a Tinder but I see that I was not necessarily wrong for not doing so.

Each passing day we move further away from god.

>>34825918
not the guy you were replying to but holy shit this is bait right?

>>34824544
I net she fucks dogs. Degenerate

>>34826891
hiking/camping are some of the best robot activities, going into the boonies and just taking it all in, away from civilization amd normies

>>34821140
What's wrong with that?

I bet 99% of robots are trying to find a girlfriend on tinder, so that's equally as bad.

>>34821312
>omg i LUV food!!! food is liek, my lyfe XD

>>34825320
You have to invade every vegan hippie- circle and do this

>>34825261
this is pretty funny hehe

nothin wrong with the holy roller tho

>>34825415
>Most is going to be a mother.
not in the US anon. white birthrate is below replacement

>>34821956
>that thumbnail

oregano

>>34825845
myers briggs doesn't reliably give the same results

>>34825374
>Robot
>Criticising

>>34826173
>crazy cat lady

on god, wouln't want her to be edumacatin my children. on god famb

>>34826704
dat is such a beautiflu pic. I hope the jinglin dont hurt his little ears

>>34823061
she's the only cute one so far

but she's way too cute for any of us

>>34825719
Why do American teens hate country so much? I don't get what's so worth hating in it.

>>34829640
Because other people hate it and teens are sheep

>>34826173
>>34826173
I don't even know what's worse as an elementary teacher, this or the typical (socially acceptable!) feminist

>>34823061
she'd look good as a housemaid in a maid outfit if she ditched the dyke hair and dyed it black or something

>>34829829
My 4th grade teacher was a worn out whore that hated men since they stopped paying attention to her. She would send boys to detention (detention didn't even exist because elementary) over nothing but girls never got in trouble for anything. It was all three at once.

>>34829640
I don't mind older country, but the new stuff drives me nuts, and all my coworkers on the construction site listen to that shit.
Personally, it just comes of as hokey and inauthentic. Overproduced, with saccharine sounding melodies. A lot of the lyrics describe a lifestyle that I utterly can't relate to- Ballads about normie relationships. Pastiche and name-dropping americana cultural touchstones and brand names like some shitty materialist rap artist (hurr durr john deere, pickup truck, bible, bbq in the backyard), or this 'thank god' shtick, where they talk about how they have a beautiful wife and are so content with their existence.

>>34826704
boy that pic is so comfy to look at tbvh

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I roasted this roastie a while back
Anyone want screencaps?

>>34830296
of course. make sure you post them originally ;^)

It's unbelievable how repellent American women have become.

>>34821129
The advice from my brother was to drop tinder since there's only 2 kinds of girls on there
1-mopeds, what you'd call ugly or toasties
2-ferraris, high maintenance women who will leave you at the slightest problem but are really pretty

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>>34830320
Very well my fellow robit
SKEEBITY BAP BOOM DABAP

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>>34830372
Fake account by the way

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>>34830397
If my humour was more dumbed down for the normie masses I would not be a virgin

>>34821140
I wonder how her boyfriend feels about her being on Tinder.

>>34830432
I wonder how her boyfriend feels about being on her Tinder.

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>>34830428
Women are as cancerous as this post is original

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>>34830464
REEEEEEEEEEdpilling the roasto

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>>34830503
Is anyone here?
I'm very lonely

>>34830503
nice wording

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>>34830534
I'm never getting married
Even if I could

>>34830534
>daddy issues
projection with a six billion watt bulb

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>>34830397
>gravitational pull of a neutron star

>>34830557
Keep up the red-pilling my good man.

>>34824688
comedy genius
>rip paul walker

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>>34821321
PUT ME IN THE SCREENSHOT FAMILY

>>34830557
You're neither funny nor intelligent. Kys you pretentious fag.

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>>34830638
I'll try my best boyo

>>34830557
goddamn dude, you're savage.

>>34830728
>shooting fish in a barrel
What next? I'm not attractive, happy or successful? Thanks for the old news shitcunt

>>34830557
This is good stuff here senpai.

>>34830733
Make her feel sorry for you and get her to send tits.

>>34821321
I thought that I heard you laughing

>tfw so lonely and desparate for some kind of validation and real human contact that you're probably going to make a tinder account in the next few weeks
>wouldn't say no to almost all of these chicks

pls help

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>>34830557
Dude can I use your account? I want to make a Chad tinder but no phone number. Really want to have fun like this

>>34830557
wow you really fucked her up, like really fucked her up
I bet she cried

>>34831000
yeah the problem is that girls have secret telepathy powers that can sense desperation, and they will purposefully not match you if they can smell it on you.
and online dating is annoying as shit anyway. Most girls on there have no idea how to hold a conversation

>>34821705
How can a 21 year old have nostalgia for Animorphs? Is this false advertising?

>>34831030
My account got fucked when enough people realised I was trolling, but no worries, you can use any phone number, I think
I used a fake email and number, should work for you

>>34831170
you're now realizing that animorphs is one of the only things that gives her life meaning. otherwise she wouldn't have mentioned it

>>34831262
As if your life is so much more meaningful.

The modern world has robbed almost all of us of meaning in our lives.

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>>34830296
>>34830372
>>34830397
>>34830428
>>34830464
>>34830503
>>34830534
>>34830557
This was some good shit, thank you.

>>34831327
I've got a lot more going on than what I read in first grade

>>34821428
>"half" italian & "half" German "and" French

She doesn't even know basic math.

>>34831371
>0.5(I)+0.5(G+F)

>>34831371
Half man, half bear, and half pig

>>34831450
Pretty sure the correct way to say it would be 0.5(I), 1/3rd (G), 1/3rd (F)

Who uses multiplication to describe words

>>34831450
>>34831580
I meant 0.5(I), 0.25(G), 0.25(F) btw. Im drunk.

>>34821798
>not realizing that chubby christian girls are god tier wife material

dummy

>>34830839
I thought that I heard you sing

>>34821233
lol the hat just seems demeaning

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>>34821535
Post pics

Oregano original screeee

>>34824857
>Celina
>a guy

>>34825719
Tht fucking creature is 17 dear lord she must have the shittiest parents, how do you even let your child become this

>>34821174
Target has baristas?

>>34821129
"going on adventures" is a code word, for you to take her places and pay for it.

>>34821129
How jaded have I become /r9k/? One time this would have made me angry and depressed about women.

Now all I read is, "Be somewhat nice and I will be your fuck buddy and I am not looking for anything serious"

Literally, this would be such an easy girl to have sex with but you would have to completely not act like yourself.

>>34821312
>Lel I dont get real complements the closest thing I get is an urban dictionary definition of my name

>>34821863
>disgusting patriots fan

Dak is coming for that ass in 2018

>>34824321
Depends on the girl. Same reasons you'd want a male one. Not everything is about fucking

>>34826704
i want to play with that dog, in that field. so comfy

>>34821986
Sounds like a nice person to me.

>>34825719
What if you're in a country band?
<3 country
Thot

>>34821863
what a catch she is!

org

>>34821705
>animorphs
Tip top taste there, would redpill and fuck

>>34821863
Tfw i'm actually a patriots front office staffer and shed still turn me down

>>34830728
>neither funny nor intelligent
says the guy posting on /r9k/

i quit tinder. Too many height queens. Seriously its a fucking curse by God to be under 6 feet on tinder

>>34826124
originalle kek

>>34825397
>Reddit guy
>Is a fucking cuck

Like pottery