l want a girIfriend.

>>34821308
lol how is that original?

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I want that girl.

>>34821328
4chan pass users bypass the robot

>>34821308
I don't but I'd like a 6/10 girl to pity fuck me

>>34821308
dude there's nothing but other men and traps on this board

>>34821378
Really?

Nope, was muted for this post before adding this. Maybe only for OP.

>>34821308
Same here, i am 27 and i am afraid i will die a virgin.

>>34821308
Why do you want a girlfriend? Do you think getting a girlfriend will make you happy?

Learn the difference between emotional dependency and love.

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I want a boyfriend to make fun of normies with together, and cuddle a lot.

>>34821593
Please be my gf that lives close to me

>>34821593
I call dibs on you. Now no one else can claim you. You are my gee eff now. Sorry boys.

>>34821611
>>34821618
>tfw I want to make both of you happy, but I'm monogamous
I don't know what to do, or who to pick.

>>34821658
alaska femanons WHERE

l need a girIfriend.

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>>34821328

There's an I in there instead of L

>>34821658
I called dibs first.

I need a girIfriend.

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>>34821708
r u a modern day sherlock holmes

>>34821308
I want a girlfriend too

>>34821308
l want a girlfriend too

>>34821796
>>34821818
Nice original posts there, lads.

>>34821308
I want a girIfriend too

>>34821844
NlCE doubles

>>34821308
I want a girlfriend aswell anon

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me too :(

hdsnivjfdns

>there are people itt who unironically want a girifriend too

>>34821715
You literally didn't

>>34821658
What country you in?

>>34821953
You have to say "dibs". That's the rule. Sorry dude.

>>34821658
Add me in. Here's a quick rundown:

> 20 y/o
>Going to college
>Introvert
>Shy
>Awkward
>Shutin
>Like metal and hardrock
>I don't care about your looks
>just like me and vidya and cuddling

>>34821988
>>34821953
>they can't follow the dibs rule

How can they be worthy partners if they can't follow a simple rule. It says a lot about them. They'll just turn their backs on you and move onto someone else.

>>34821593

FUCK OFF ACTING AS IF YOU HAVE IT HARD AND COULDNT JUSF APROACH SOME NERD AND GET THAT REEEEE FUCK OFF BITCH PROBABLY JUST A FAG

>>34821964
>>34821988
>>34821953
>>34822086
>>34821715
>this many people replied
Wew, I feel overwhelmed because I want to make all of you happy. Except the person who told me to die. Sorry that someone hurt you.
Also, I live in Europe. S-sorry.

>>34822137
Europe's a big place, could you narrow it down?

>>34822137
You're that french femanon, aren't you?

I'll pay $3.50 for you to be my gf

>>34822137
Where in Europe?

H O L L A N D here

>>34822137
I-I'll book a flight right now!

>>34822157
No, I'm not French. Sorry, anon. I don't want someone's money, I'd feel guilty desu.

>>34822164
>tfw that's actually really sweet of you
I don't want you to waste your money to see me, though. I'm not that qt irl (no I'm not fat) but I'm really nervous and I look like I'm 12 irl.

>>34821708
Genius.

Origilogo

>>34822187
It's a joke you goof, if I wanted to buy you I'd only offer $1.99

$3.50 is simply much to expensive

will you settle for a dime?

I can spare a penny if that's your price.

How about you become my gf for free instead?

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>>34822217
You gonna respond to any of these

>>34822156
>>34822158
Or just gonna fish for more (You)s

>>34822246
I know that it's a joke. I'd be your gf but other anons apparently want me and I don't know what to do. I feel guilty.

>>34822249
Sorry, was gonna reply to it now.
I live in UK.
>inb4 dropped

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>>34822249
It's a dude, bro. A lot of role-players around here.

>>34822280
Please be in Bristol

It's sad to see so many people throw their self respect out the window and become some desperate cuck for a "girl" on the internet who's probably fat

>>34822280
Well I'm sure there are some UKbots here. Just pick the closest to you with matching interests and off you go.

Just to automate this even more here are my interests

>games
>movies
>tv
>memes
>music

I'm only one timezone to the east of you

>>34822305
>>34822281
I'm not fat or a dude, also they aren't throwing their self respect out the window but cool opinion.

>>34822256
Final offer is $1.99 and absolutely not a cent more!

Why would you feel guilty about not being the other robot's GF? They're not me, so they don't have feelings. That's why they call themselves robots, because they don't have any feelings.

>>34822321
I'm interested in most of those things too, anon.

>>34822326
post your tummy with a timestamp

>>34822363
Well then here's my skype name

triggefinger

>>34822280
pls be in edinburgh
I just want to cuddle someone for once in my life

>>34821308

too easy. tell us what kind of gf.

my gf (never had one) should be:
>virgin
>loyal
>virgin
>educated
>virgin
>smart
>virgin
>pure
>virgin

bonus points for cuteness and for being somewhat into anime and vidya

>inb4 since you're on r9k, it means you'll never find her

>>34822256
Okay, okay! You drive a hard bargain, $2.00 and not a cent more! You're killing me here

>>34822547

you have no idea how insecure it makes you look that you want a girl who hasn't been with anyone else before you
>inb4 cuck-calling
people can have lives before they meet you. fucking deal with it

>>34822723

you cuckfaggot have no idea how cuck it makes you look that you're being so unconcerned about a girl's sexual mileage

and you cuck can't deny it just adding an "inb4".

But guys
What would you do with it apart from cuddle and sex ?

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>>34822723
Don't make me pull out the quick rundowns on non virgin partners there cucko.

Oh too late.

>>34822723
Kinda sound like a betacuck to me, no offense

>>34823198

>people who don't know any better stay in a bad relationship
>people with any real perspective in life know when a relationship isn't working anymore, and when it's best to leave it and try to find happiness somewhere else

going down with the ship isn't virtuous, just dumb

>>34823267
I'm presenting facts, you're the one suddenly pulling conclusions out of his ass.

Stay mad and stay cucked cucko.

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>>34821708
Fuck that's smart

I just unlocked a new realm of shitposting with that trick

>>34823169

you forgot the thing about "company".

figure yourself in the park, sitting alone, doing nothing but listening to singing birds.

then figure yourself in the very same place, sitting near your gf, doing nothing but listening to singing birds. you aren't even touching or looking each other.

there's a big, huge, humongous difference.

and being right there is already one of the sweetest memories you both can get. because you love each other, and you both know that your loved one is near you, even if you just stare at the trees and the flying singing birds.

cuddling, walking hand in hand, kissing - even the smallest, lightest, innocent kisses - everything is paradise, even if you are both virgin.

that "paradise" is exactly the thing everyone craves, dreams, asks for, especially after having loads and loads of sex, dates, kisses and whatever the fuck.

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>>34821988
>a quick rundown

TAKE THE BOGPILL

i've been presented with the opportunity to get a kinda cute, 5'1, petite (really kind of underweight), shy gf
the thing is, i'm too scared to take the opportunity and i'm not sure if i'm ready yet anyway - my life is a fucking mess
not sure what to do, this could be my last opportunity ever

>>34823404
I have accepted the Bogpill friend.

Unfortunately the femanon didn't contact me. The reality of the Bogpill scared her I assume.

>never go outside or achieve anything
>WHERES MUH GIRLFRIEND REE

there are ugly women everywhere just go do something productive and find one or better yet find some bros to up your social skills beforehand

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former robot here. Look for an asian gf(assuming you're white)

There's a lot of specifications to be able to maintain having a GF as a robot and they are as follows

she should be

>not born or rasied in the west
>subservient
>not know how to drive
>clingy
>womanlet
>has no friends except you
>asian

If she meets these requirements, even YOU as a robot can maintain having a GF and keeping her faithful.

Any fembots want to be my gf?
v i r g i n i a

>>34823545
How will a chink gf help me secure the existence of our people and a future for White children?

Why the fuck is this original

>>34822249
please respond, i emplor you

>>34823866

kek.
not only your cellphone and computer hardware is Made in China.
You even want your offspring to be Chink.

>>34821708
>>34821736
>>34823354
>tfw dumb pIebs are gonna ruin the fun forever

>>34823545
Enjoy your slutty daughter and Elliott Rodger son