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>Overwhelming urge to stick my finger behind my eyeball and pull it out
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>>35163428
You have to do it
stream it
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what drug are you on right now
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>>35163428
>Overwhelming urge to stick my finger behind my eyeball and pull it out
is that even possible

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LACTATION BREAD LET'S GO! Everything lactation here; inducing discussion, dating advice, meetups, anr, abf, porn vids, webms, gifs, pics, hentai, hucows and moar! If you don't have anything to share don't worry about it and stop by.
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I take requests if any anons like something specific. I've got plenty of stuff saved.
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I love how spherical they are.
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Not usually my thing but......

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>manage a 3.0 last semester barely
>all C's and D's this semester
>Just keep digging the hole I'm in deeper and deeper
I'm not gonna make it
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I failed 5 classes and still landed a job as a software developer, been working there 5 years, just lie, cheat and do your bachelor thesis for a firm and you'l be fine
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Not currently in school but
>was in the honors program last spring
>straight Fs this summer and fall
>now on academic probation and "taking a break" from school
It hurts guys
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>>35163262
I just want this nightmare to end
>4th semester
>GPA on steady decline
>have 3 D's right now
>have no motivation
>feel like a dumbass when I get test back that I thought I did well on only to fail
>feel like a failure every time I try to do homework only to spend hours to get it wrong
>escapism is at a peak
>just want to play Stardew Valley where there at least I'm not a failure
>playing that has made me want to drop out and move to a countryside town with blond qt and start a minimal /comfy/ life
>results in even less motivation

if it wasn't for the fact that I have a good relationship with my family I would have dropped out and just become a wage cuck and live basic /comfy/ life, but I don't want to shove that debt on my family

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You guys don't actually want girlfriends.

You just want the feelings associated with having a girlfriend.
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What's the difference man?
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>>35163252

No, what I really want is to be happy. To wake up, achieve self-awareness, and not want to kill myself immediately.
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>>35163339
took the words right of my mouth

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ITT: Post the weirdest moment of your life.

>2 years ago
>16 years old
>at mom's friend house
>went to the kitchen to get more plastic cups.
>bend down to get the cups
>turned my head around after I heard "hey"
>suddenly mom's friend's foot was on my face
>she chuckled and placed it there for a good minute while I was confused and asked her questions
>she responded with "just being playful."
>and with that left back to the living room
>mfw confused
>went to the bathroom and masturbated for a good 15 min
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Do you still talk to her?
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>>35163687
Time to time, but ignore talking about the past.
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>>35163246
Did she have nice feet? What did they smell like?

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fellow robots, I have been recently informed by my doctor that I might have to lose my left arm.
Options are basically they take part of my artery from my leg and fashion it to part of my return vein in my arm, which has unbelievable complications and can not only fuck my arm which is already fucked up beyond belief but can fucking my leg too. My other option is amputation of my arm, I have a lot of control over how it can be amputated but it has to be taken inside of the next two months. It's not my dominant hand so I'm lucky in that regard, but I'm terrified. I'm 18 and even though there are loads of mostly affordable and highly advanced limb Prosthetics out there for me, I know nothing can even come close to what I've called my own body for many years. I'm seriously considering the amputation over potentially horrible damage to my entire body overall. I'm just scared man and I don't know how to deal with it. I've been browsing 4chan since I was 12 so I often come to r9k for the feels and occasionally share some feels myself. Any thoughts on this? Any similar stories? I can greentext how it happened if anyone's interested. It was because of drug abuse actually, and the doctors and nurses treat me like complete shit over it.
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im a big fan of cyberpunk though so thats cool
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>>35163005

First of all, fuck them for judging you, that's not their place to do so, so don't even worry about it.

Second, what sort of work do you do? Or hobbies? Do you really need the use of that hand?
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>>35163005
Post pics pls
Also story?

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I can't remember the last time I talked to a guy.
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Serves yu right for an obvious bait.
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Damn Chad fucked the memories out of you. He got that amnesia-dicc
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Make the first move, narcissistic cunt.

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Bros!

I was dating this chick for a few days, then she revealed she's been with 30 guys.

I realized that I couldn't stand that, so I called it off that same night.

Thing is, she's wildly honest. Like, her beauty aside (you look at and realize why 30 dudes have been inside her kek), her honesty is probably the most attractive trait about her.

Anyway, she told me that she was going through a depressive episode some years ago but is wanting to settle down legitimately now.

Thing is, this was a month ago. Looking back, I feel like maybe I'm ready to give her another shot. She's so hot and great, that you can imagine it'd be like dating a model or an actress that used to be around.

I always railed against slutty women and degeneracy, but fuck it...I also understand that sometimes a forever-after match can be with a woman who's outside your bubble, you know what I mean?

I also saw her nude when I was with her, her vagina was pretty stellar.
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>the meme of the early 20s whore wanting to settle down brought to life
she's garbage you cuck
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>>35162896
No that's the thing, I want to go for it because her body is fucking god tier, AND she's one of the most honest women I've seen in my life.

Put it this way: She was really, really, really sad that I dumped her. She told me that she wish she never told me, and was certain that we'd be an amazing couple.

There's zero reason for a whore to say that - ESPECIALLY when she's out of my league.


I just wanted to wait a month or so before I make up my mind in wanting to get back with her or not.
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What the fuck is "dating a chick for a few days" even mean?

How do you "date" someone for a few days?

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one of these threads
>complete it
>post age
>explain why you're still a virgin if middle box is unchecked
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>>35162750
>20 years old
>not a virgin
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>28
>Moved back with parents, no longer employed, collecting neetbux
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>>35162750
what

am i

?

this post is original

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Every day until all robots are brainwashed by da boipucci
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>>35162591
>He thinks feminine guys aren't as whoreish as women

Fat chance, fag. They're even worse, seeing as how the try to highlight that being a chick is their best solution since they're failures at being men.
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>>35162640
I didn't say they're easier. I just want robots to get brainwashed for keks
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There are no cute traps/femboys in my part of the state

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Alignment test faggots get in here pronto

http://easydamus.com/alignmenttest.html
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Well, at least I'm not a good goy

I feel like the reason I act "good" is more because I'm a pussy than a moral person
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Last time I took this I came out as True Neutral.
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>tfw not special
heck

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Why live when you don't have a cute gf to go shows with. I'm not even joking here.
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some people have things they care about or enjoy that aren't females
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>>35162264
>tfw no cute gf to go shows with

I guess I'll just stick to going to shows alone like always.
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>>35162304
But wouldn't those things be more enjoyable if you have a qt gf to share them with? That's my point.

You suddenly become this guy.
What do you do?
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>>35161932
kill myself

Because I want to be a cute femboy/trap, not a chad.
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>>35161932
dont talk to anyone, go home and play pokemon while chatting with my steam gf (male)
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Shitpost on r9k and fuck traps

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How do I get a white gf?
White girls give advice plz.
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>>35161417
>be chad

origigi
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>>35161417
Be a big, strong, black guy herr father wouldn't approve of

Be a big, strong, white guy her father wouldn't approve

Big successful
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Be a chad/ Black or be good on a sport.

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What do you usually masturbate to? Has pornography made an impact on your sexuality?
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Porn got me into all sorts of awful shit. The worst, and strongest, is BBC white humiliation garbage. The only time I was with a girl I was impotent
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I masturbate to gore pictures or other fucked up shit now, but most of the time I masturbate to random obscure fantasies i come up with
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normal sex now, though I used to get off to traps buttfucking dudes. Just ejaculate to straight sex, even when it's not arousing, and it'll reprogram your brain back to where it ought to be

hot OP image though

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