>tfw no tumblr gf

some people have things they care about or enjoy that aren't females

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>>35162264
>tfw no cute gf to go shows with

I guess I'll just stick to going to shows alone like always.

>>35162304
But wouldn't those things be more enjoyable if you have a qt gf to share them with? That's my point.

they're probably lesbians, anyway.

>>35162347
>qt gf to share them with

Why not just share them with a regular friend? or /r9k/

>>35162264
You really don't want a tumblr gf
If you arent a cuck it will be absolute hell
T. Normie who had a tumblr gf

>>35162385
Because I've never had a gf and I think it'd be nice to have one. Does that sound weird to you?

>>35162425
This.

She broke down into tears on election night and accused me of being a racist, sexist, whatever.

She dumped me in the end because we were making light political jabs at each other and I asked if she was 'triggered'.

>>35162452
Find a gf at a show then. Or even better find one of those girls who has absolutely no personality and project one on her.

My friend did that and I still find it scary such a dull lifeless person can exist.

>>35162510
time to find a pol gf

>PROTIPS: you won't because they don't exist

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It's weird

IRL I noticed tumblr girls tend to fall in love with autistic 4chan types and vice versa

Like Cupid playing a sick joke

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>>35162590
This is 100% true in my experience. My only 2 friends I ever made IRL were tumblr girls. One of them liked me but I messed it up. I still think about her.

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>>35162590
Autism begets autism, opposites attract. If you think about it we're perfect for each other.

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>no artschool gf

>>35162590
real 4channers wouldn't be obvious about it, those are reddit memers you're talking about

>>35162590
>>35162645
>>35162670
Get out, Chads.

I _ L I T E R A L L Y have never E V E R had a "tumblr girl" interested in me or any girl for that matter

>>35162688
Exactly.

>>35162698
I messed up my relationship with her and she stopped talking to me because of my autism. I am not a chad, I guarantee I'm more robot than you, you normie fuck

>>35162264
I would poach elephants,dolphins, simians, corvids and all other self aware organisms for several months if I could get a qt girl that was into me.

>>35162675
That flower looks like a vagina

>>35162688
You either recognize a robot or you don't. I'm not talking about meme spouting redditfags.

>>35162727
>has had a gf
>has had a woman interested in him

>>duhhhhuhhhh I'm not a Chad I schwear brah

>>35162744
I'm L I T E R A L L Y a trurobot and yet I don't get tumblrina girls throwing themselves at my autistic feet like this Chad
>>35162727

>>35162698
You're only a Chad if lots of women try to fuck you

>>35162760
Literally every woman who isn't my grandma and mom ignore me. Every single one.

If women dont ignore you when you exist around them, to me, you're Chad (and NOT a trurobot)

>>35162759
She wasn't my gf, she just wanted to be my gf but then i sperged out and stopped talking to her out of embarrassment. I am not Chad, I have literally never had a gf

>>35162845
>a girl threw herself at my feet and wanted to be my gf
>I'm not Chad
Choose one (1).

>>35162900
>Kissless virgin with no friends
>Chad
(You)

>>35162918
>woman throws herself at his feet
>not Chad
Choose one (1).

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>>35162264
i had a tumblr gf but i dumped her and regret
pic related, it's me
i think i fit the niche they're attracted to, right? could i get another?

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>>35162590
>>35162264
Oh god.. Why do you have to remind me about the one that got away.

>Be highschool
>be senior
>she freshmen
>Fall in love with qt3.14 cinnamon skin tumbrlina
>She was always in love with me
>For the rest of the year swirl around in an on and off hate/love relationship that was absolutely addicting

After some stunts her parents hate me now and gone to every measure to keep me from contacting her. almsot 4 years now and I've made peace with her cuck stepfather after running into him. I think I'll go watch her graduation.

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>>35162936
Yeah and she was mentally unstable and suicidal, and I still fucked it up. Just think how pathetic I am. I had a girl throw herself at me and I still couldn't a gf. Let that sink in

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>>35163012
I haven't had any girl ever throw herself at me or even find me desirable.

Don't fucking start.

>>35163012
>>35163034
You're both pathetic for different reasons. Also I'm pathetic too

I dated a lolita memer tumblr girl before. Shit was not cash. She was constantly sad/depressed, flabby(skinny), pestered me with pictures of her dog all the time. Maybe it was just me but that shit annoyed me to no end. I'm a robot inside I guess.

>tfw former SJW Tumblr / deviantart gf that browses r9k
>life experience and my persuasion red-pilled her into hating niggers, SJW's, drugfags, globalists and cucks
>tfw we can make fun of the same things together
Best part is, she looks just like an incase shortstack. It's pretty nice.

>>35162698
>chads
I'm a gf-less virgin just like you. Stop making assumptions. Even so, having sex is not enough to be chad.

My gf has one of the most successful birthing fetish tumblr blogs on their site.

She's pretty neat, and I never would have guessed that was a fetish of hers until she showed me.

She's not a social justice warrior at all, but she is quite younger than me. (legal tho)

Honestly it's the best relationship I've ever had. Although I'd say regular tumblr girls are pretty bad.

>>35163317
how did you meet her. We need to know anon.

>>35163224
THANK YOU, that was what I was trying to say

>>35163317
>redpilled
>incase
>shortstack
>gf

I don't believe you.

>>35163349
I came up to her best friend, on the porch of this goth club and started talking to him. A couple of days later, he introduced me to her. "There's this really interesting Nazi guy you should meet." were the words he used.

>>35163377
I know. I was with a goth German professor before her, and a Chinese (very Chinese, Beijing) girl, before that. I'm not a robot, is the thing. I'm from new/pol.

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>>35163449
>There's this really interesting Nazi guy you should meet

I didn't know this was a thread for autsy /pol/ fantasies.

>>35163809
I'm tall, blond and good looking, so I can get whatever. Most self-described "libertarians", "traditionalists", "nationalists" what have you, are as fedora'd and autistic as their "Maoist", "Anti-Fa" "queer" counterparts.

Most people are alright with whatever you say, so long as you look the right way, and speak eloquently, yet with conviction.

>>35162264
as someone who is into all this shit, into the indie and the underground, into art and esoteric bullshit, these girls are

N E V E R

worth it

i've fucked dozens upon dozens of them, and trust me , it's always the fucking same

come from some either upper middle class background or some obscure circumstances with family issues and their attempt to be quirky and difference than 'the other girls' is to try and be artsy

they always have mental issues and they're always liberal as shit and are gay as fuck

i prefer going to shows alone anyway, >>35162322, makes it easier to pick up chicks

my girlfriend hates the scene, and it's a lot harder to pick up girls at punk shows when your girlfriend is around

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> tfw having a qt 9.666/10 tumblr gf for almost 3 years
> sharing a passion for Dark Souls
> tfw moving together soon
> tfw she's not the stereotypical cunt that gets mad over 'le trump meme'

And guess how we got to know each other?!
I went full autist mod, sent her a message that I had a crush on her but at the same time, telling her that I won't bother her with it.
So, if she's repulsed, it's not gonna be awkward since I left before we started talking.
And if she's into it, which she was....PROFIT!!!

Go for it, my fellow robots! You only live once.

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I tend to attract tumblr like girls. The most recent being this girl who confessed to me while drunk. Recently she's been texting me like crazy and wanting to hang out. She even asked me out

I got attractive in late highschool and it's fucking surreal.

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>>35163971
Fuck of normie, don't disgrace Lady Suzuka by attaching her image to your abhorrent post

>>35163971
I'm 100% sure this works 1 out of 10 times.

So yeah I should probably just message random women with whatever and at least 1 will respond positively im still absolutely terrified of doing it though.

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Guess I was just a lucky autist there, man.

But yeah, sure, try it.
I think we all have recieved so much rejection in our lives. 10-20 more women won't make a difference.

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>all these fucking normies with their tumblr gf's

Don't know whether to be jealous or call bullshit.

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>ywn have a qt tumblr gf to go vinyl shopping with

Life is pain.

>>35165864
there are literally mex tumblr qts who would rather get blacked than even meet a fellow beaner

life is sad

>>35165864
Uglyya ass bitch dyke

>>35166132
It's the exact opposite, m8. They only go out with hip white boys.

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>>35165864
>not digging crates and with your techno gf

>>35163840
>im a tall, blonde, openly nazi ubermensch who regularly bleaches non-white women
>i just came to r9k to tell you this

God you're pathetic.

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wow it used to be that autistic men and autistic women were the same politically so they would have no problem dating

ive been going to this website for over 10 years now and this conversation would never happen because everyone was just meeting up to fuck left and right. whoever decided this website should be really right wing really fucked things up here.

>>35163840
I mean that's true, but the fact that you compared libertarians, traditionalists and nationalists with maoists, antifa, and queers means you are an absolute retard

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>>35162264
I know exactly how you feel anon, I'm in the same boat

>>35162675
God i hate this
>tfw no art school gf/art hoe
>tfw she'll never teach you how to draw or do other shit

Why even live

>>35162954
talk to her

orgy origami

>>35162675
She's clearly a whore though.

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>>35168167
Art school girls aren't sluttier than regular stacies. If anything a lot of them are less slutty.

>>35167181
No, alot of the self-described are equally 19, live with their parents, dress and act in an autistic way and are basically rejects.

You can be a literal satanist that advocates post-birth abortions, and still be widely popular, so long as you look and act in the right way.

>>35167059
I've never bleached anyone. I just came for the tumblr qt comradery. People ask questions, some don't like the answers, but it was still them that asked.

>>35168225
This is 100000% untrue. I visited a friend in New York once and was around a few of these whores. I had to listen to one get fucked by Chad in the next room all night.

Also the girl in the pic is clearly trying to show herself off sexually.

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>All the women who've ever shown interest in me have been varying degrees of tumblr, including an arab SJW TERF

>All my computer science friends end up dating cosplayers and shit

Autism truly attracts autism

>>35168466
>one art school girl got fucked by this chad once

Yes, they're clearly a step above regular roasties.

All women are whores, more or less. But being a tumblr qt isn't a sign of that in and of itself.

>>35168685
Being a tumblr queen is absolutely a sign of whorishness, sorry

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>>35168781
You're probably underestimating what massive whores regular women are. Give me one reason to believe what you're saying.

>>35168889
>sex positive
>hi I'm a slut

>>35169017
Some artsy wrote a poem about slut shaming. Big deal. Women who call each other sluts are still whores, and being fine with other women being whores doesn't necessarily mean you're one yourself.

>>35169047
Okay anon. Obviously women vary in whorishness from individual to individual.

Artsy tumblr chicks are NOT a good group to choose as being less whorish though. I'm sorry if your waifu is a whore choking down Chad's cock and you can't accept that.

>>35162675
>>35168225
I'm going to have to agree with this anon. She's wearing a tank top and exposing her thigh under the guise of showing her art. I wouldn't be happy if my gf put pics of herself out like this. If anything it's too normie

i had tumblr gf once. liberal as fuck. we got drunk and argued about Hillary vs Trump and then fucked like animals. she was wild as hell in bed. that was the greatest perk.

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>>35167381
i have a huge crush on an art girl right now. she lives not too far away from me either, but still in another state.

>tfw you'll never get to hang in her studio
>tfw you'll never get to encourage her and go to her art showings
>tfw you'll never get to whisper in her ear how proud you are of her while hugging her from behind and nibbling on her ear and kissing her neck to make her all hot during the showing
>tfw you'll never get to stick her paint brushes in her asshole, put a canvas underneath her and fuck her pussy while yelling for her to "PAINT A PICASSO WITH YOUR ASS BITCH!!!"

bad feel man

>>35162425
are you me? I fell in love with a tumblr gf and it was great for a while. Then she dropped all these red flags
>attempted suicide
>used to cut
>her sister is pansexual and she thought she was asexual until she met me
You don't want a tumblr gf.

>>35163997
me too man. I got rid of the chub after I graduated high school and chicks are so much easier at uni. For some fucking reason I keep getting the tumblr girls, all I want is a cute asian gf or aryan gf

>>35170473
Honestly I don't care. I just want a chill girl who is share some hobbies with. I wish you could get bridge of autism the second way you can with fat

>been lonely for 10years
>have a breakdown on the 24th of this month
>asked mom if my brother could hook me up or know any girls that would be interested in me
>he will not hook me up because he would be doing all the work for me and me not doing it myself
>he knows i have no connections and am a shut-in
>banned/blocked out of most popular dating websites
>asked my mom and she said older females would not be into dating me because they all have lives and things to do

beat that

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>tfw you got a gf but she won't do shit

>>35170693
I understand that. I was always bad with the girls in my highschool. I could talk to them, but it would get really cringey really fast. I had a 6/10 fat latina girl who hit on me one day after I graduated and I fucked her and dumped her. Huge self confidence boost. I knew I could do it, so I got better. I lost weight and was more open to girls, along with understanding that certain girls were still out of my leauge
>learn you are better than you are right now
>learn that there will always be chads who are better than you and stacy's that aren't worth your time

>>35170789
am >>35170724
>tfw just want someone there for me

>>35170866
>dubs
lad, it must be pretty sad

Ive always been way better talking with girls rather than guys, and i had girls into me even on my fatty days (thats brazil). Now i got a gf for over a year but hormones are hitting and i need sex, she wont do it. Feels like torture
> at least she's bi

>>35168568
>In High School
>Best friend starts dating a chick
>"Yeah, me and my girlfriend are going out tonight"
>"Sorry, can't hang out, I'm with my girlfriend"
>"I'm going over to my girlfriend's house"

I KNEW HER FUCKING NAME ALLEN WE WERE ALL IN BAND TOGETHER YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO KEEP REFERRING TO KATIE AS YOUR GIRLFRIEND REEEEE

>>35170937
>call me mom telling her >tfw no gf and to hook me up
>she tells me to learn to ride a bus first
i want a gf not a bus!

does your gf think sitting on your face or licking her feet is sex?

>>35170937
it is torture, go fuck something else on the side
>gf
>for a year
>no sex
>gf
lel

>>35170937
>a year and no sex
jesus christ dude. does she do anything for you that makes it worth having her in your life?

>>35170830
Never thought pumping and dumping was my thing. Never tried it. I may now just to get my first time out of the way, maybe find a fwb. Honestly if I were in your shows I'd probably settled with the 6/10 latina

>>35163331
>Even so, having sex is not enough to be chad.
True, but it does make you a normie.

>>35171474
she was really clingy and that really wasn't something I wanted at the time. I found a 7/10 cutie and dated her for a few years. I knew the 7/10 liked me and she was way hotter than the latina.

>>35171613
Good job dude. Maybe we can all make it

>>35171929
I think I stand as proof that some robots can assimilate into mainstream culture and disguise themselves. It can happen
>you just need to believe

>>35166830
HELENA IS MY WAIFU
FUCK OFF

>>35172595
>robots can assimilate into mainstream culture and disguise themselves

I've been thinking about this, as maybe like a new class. A step a above Cyborg called Transfomer

>going to shows
Motherfucker, you're not a robot. Yet another in the long line of failed norms who think getting nervous sometimes makes them a robot.