I can't remember the last time I talked to a guy.

Serves yu right for an obvious bait.

Damn Chad fucked the memories out of you. He got that amnesia-dicc

Make the first move, narcissistic cunt.

>>35163070
Why should I? According to /r9k/ I should be getting badgered by men as soon as I step out of my house.

>>35163187
Where are you from? I'll come badger you fembot

>>35163187
I will bet you any amount of money that any time you enter a room with more than 5 men atleast 1 of those men would be willing to date you. As long as you are atleast a 5.

I'm glad fembots can finally start opening up here. Was getting pretty sick of the misogyny. Fembots exist, guys.

you're talking to 5 guys right now you idiot

>>35163206
Nope. Been through engineering school and I can confirm that doesn't happen.

>>35163233
>Been through engineering school and I can confirm that doesn't happen.
Oh, you're a tranny. That explains a lot.

>>35163187
post pics with time stamp or describe self

otherwise you're most likely a dude

>>35162965
GO AWAY AND DONT COME BACK WOMAN

Let's get married. We'll have a nice ceremony in a vineyard.

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>>35162965
I'm a boy.
Don't hit on me silly girls tehehe

>>35163187
Well then fucking go outside instead of sitting on r9k

If you bitches want to post here please make gender neutral discussion. /r9k/ is not for recruiting beta orbiters you whore.

>>35162965
I can. Just now and he is my bf.

Are you perhaps... jealous?

>>35163462
Nah your bf's probably an uggo

>>35162965
What's it like being a fembot

>>35163484
He's my uggo. Where's yours? Oh right lmao

Loser. Bitch!

>>35163496
There are no fembots orinala

>>35163529
There must be some lonely women out there

>>35163223
>Fembots exist, guys.
only a woman would say this
post belly

I want fembots to describe themselves

Are you chubby, ugly, scrawny, depressed etc?

>>35163645
The only fembots that exist are 40+ cat women and even they are pushing it.

>>35163202
>>35163295
You're not gonna do that. You're just saying that so you can uphold the robot rhetoric that women have it easy.

>>35163987
not those guys but honestly id rather be a normie with a gf than to be stuck here repeating the same shit day after day

>>35164042
Yeah and you want a normie gf not a fembot.

>>35163987
>You're just saying that so you can uphold the robot rhetoric that women have it easy.
No I'm saying it because I want a fembot gf

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>>35164245
actually I already have a girl in mind, she's a big girl and if I can be an assuming ass she probably isn't taken and might be fembot material except the fact that she has a job
but thanks for reminding me I have no idea how to move forward with her

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>>35162965
S A G E
A
G
E
get the fuck out off my board you fuckin normieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>35163760
>The only fembots that exist are 40+ cat women and even they are pushing it.
I'd marry one of those.

>>35164263
Ok give me your contacts and I'll be your gf

>>35165356
>Ok give me your contacts
But I need those to see

>>35165356
No you're going to dox me. Let's start with vague information. I live in EU. Now you
I bet you won't answer because you're a roastie

>>35165393
underrated post

>>35165356
post pic to prove you are fembot

>>35165411
I knew I'd get no reply. Kinda proves my point

>>35165526
If you prove you're a fembot (female), I'll literally post my email here for you.

Ball is in your court.

>>35165526
I'll be your bf if you're in or near Brisbane

>>35165526
>>35165533
You are being trolled by a fellow robot.

>>35165533
are you stupid? reread my post
>>35165537
I live in germany

>>35165557
sid dat u

>>35165557
Post the prove, you stupid roastie.

>>35165564
no I'm not sid, sorry

>>35165557
>I live in germany
that's a bit far

>>35165579
You're literally braindead. I'm a guy you dumb fuck. I replied to the self-proclaimed fembot
>>35165356
Fucking idiot

>>35165557
Post throwaway e-mail femanon, I live next door

>>35165607
see
>>35165604
Am I the one that's stupid or is everyone around me retarded?

>>35165604
Fuck you're charade, post the god damn proof, or get off my board!

>>35165632
Both. Just post contact info and maybe someone will take pity on you and add you.

>>35165633
Don't make me send you a picture of my penis

>>35165668
yeah that's right, prove that you've been a guy all along

i knew it, fembots don't exist, you're a spook

>>35165686
I'm loosing my brain cells talking to you.
I'll try to clear that up
I'm this guy>>35165411
I replied to that "female">>35165356
Notice how "she" said
>Ok give me your contacts and I'll be your gf
I replied with my contacts (That I live in EU)
WHY WOULD I BE THE GIRL NOW

>>35163760
They definitely exist. I've talked to a lot of girls from /r9k/ and they're usually pretty nice, and fairly pretty. They ranged from 6/10 to 9/10 depending on your tastes.
They have their issues and insecurities, but all they need is some validation.

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>>35162965
Maybe guys dont talk to you because thise who are percieved to be in the same "league" are too shy and insecure to start a concersation.

Let me tell you, people call me chad, often (other robots at least), and i cant for the love of god talk to women.

I just want to let you know that you are not the only one who has a hard time talking to the opposite sex.

That said, would u want to be my fembot gf?

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>>35165733
relax, i'm only pretending to be retarded

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>>35165766
4chan makes me more angry than the real world sometimes
>mfw I was baited all along

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>>35165790
it's nothing personnel, roach

>>35165790
Now be my gf!

>>35165790
H-hi, I'll be your gf. If that's OK with you?

>>35165829
stahp please

>>35165872
You're lying! You're trying to trick me again!
pls live near germany pls live near germany

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>>35165887
AYYYY i live in germany too! I'll be your gf.

>>35165942
That's too good to be true. Prove you're german, continue my sentence
Wasser verhaelt sich zu durst wie Brot zu...

>>35165973
Hunger :3

>>35165973
ill be your gf if youre a trap
kp anon

>>35166006
OH SHIT
Welches Bundesland?

>>35165973
>>35166006

one of you must be this guy from germany from the steam feels thread. he had an anime avatar

>>35166041
There's 80 Million people in Germany...

>>35166059
>There's 80 Million people in Germany...
"""people"""

>>35166078
Dann halt Einwohner du pleb

>>35166090
wow why are you so rude?
i dont think i want to be your gf...

>>35166119
Why are you talking english anyways. Other than that, I won't get fooled by another ""femanon""
No one will ever love me and I have accepted that

>>35165411
Austria, originally.

>>35166168
>Why are you talking english anyways
Not whoever is LARPing with you, but this is an English website and conversations not in English should only happen on /int/.
Please follow board rules.

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>>35166168
/r9k/ is ein erbaermliches Trollboard. Hier gibts keine Frauen, nur ne handvoll verweifelte Schwuchteln.

>>35165557
>I live in germany
Enntaeuschend.

>>35166168
are you a girl (male)?
original

komme aus nrw und suche ein nettes fembot

>>35166168
Ah, welcome to /r9k/, a place of anime and wallowing in despair. You'll fit in perfectly.

>>35166248
Kek klingt fast wie gebrochenes Japanodeutsch
Dortmund?

>>35166258
No shit Sherlock. That's why I'm here you nigger

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>>35166192
>German always reads like transcribed speech form someone with a cock in their mouth

>>35166260
duesseldorf mein lieber

>>35166286
Chillig, waere ich nicht zu faul raus zu gehen koennten wir Kollegen werden. Was spielste an Vidya?

>>35166286
>>35166299
alle leute die in nrw leben sind untermenschen

>>35166279
funny that you say that, thats the exact same impression i get when i hear anglos talk. the english are the worst, by far.

>>35166314
:(
..aber ich mag es hier auch nicht

>>35166314
stimme dem zu

>>35162993
Got a laff from me, son.

>>35166299
momentan nur wow und singleplayer games

>>35165411
Dipshit, have you ever heard of a throwaway?

>>35163187
>sigh, I wish I had a guy to talk to....
>300+ replies
Literally all any woman has to do. Shut up, you ignorant shitbaiter

>>35166344
>>35166355
gut, dass wir uns einig sind. ich lebe naemlich auch in dortmund.

>>35166314
Weil ich ja auch freiwillig in diesem Scheisshaus lebe

>>35163187
Because the mere act of talking to a woman who did not want your attention can be construed as verbal rape.

This is the world in which we live, and you women are the one's to thank. Either that, or you really are just overgrown children and it's our fault as men for not bringing your dumbasses to heel. Either way, we're past the point of no return now and this is the reality in which we live.

>>35162965
This bait is just insulting. At least put in some effort to make it believable.

>tfw met a passable 5/10 fembot on here
She's totally in love with me but I really only see her as a practice gf and will break up with her once something better comes along. Does this make me a bad person? She's really nice but she has mental issues and its getting to be too much.

>>35162965
>Trying so hard to fit in on /r9k/ that you make up stories

>>35167795
No, but having a gf makes you a normalfag who needs to get off my board.

Do you own a mirror?

>>35167795
>Does this make me a bad person?
Yes, because you're leading them on. If her brain problems are too much, you should leave her. I left my first gf for similar reasons.

>>35167795
Had a similar thing happen to me, she crushed on me hard very early, but I didn't want to string her along without me being invested in her myself so I rejected her. What you're doing is being an asshole.