one of these threads >complete it >post age >explain

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>>35162750
>20 years old
>not a virgin

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>28
>Moved back with parents, no longer employed, collecting neetbux

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>>35162750
what

am i

?

this post is original

>>35162750
Only 4 of those apply to me. Whatever man, working on it.

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21
I live in a nightmare fueled anime world and have recently discovered I have no interest in tying myself to another person or reproducing

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>>35162750
Well normies, you guys already know how this work... so GTFO!.

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>26
>manage to get laid occasionally
>always hate myself afterwards

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>>35162750
dear god just end my suffering

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>>35162750
i used to play soccer but sucked at it and got kicked out of games semi-regularly for being too physical

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>>35162750
I've never had a female friend
I'm not even going to try to post on a first try just write this

>>35164506
>being too physical
Were you shoving people down or something?

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Do I win?

>why am i here

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>27

We didn't have a prom at my school.

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Not quite a norman yet. But im not much of a robert either.

23
No sex because i dont ask out girls because im afraid and picky.

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>"Life isn't as bad as you think"

>>35164544
GET THE FUCK OUT

RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

original oregon oregano

>>35162776
>>35162867
>>35162949
>>35163082
>>35163293
>>35164544
>>35164583
>>35164595
>these are the people we have to put up with

why don't you just get the fuck >>>/out/?

you're clearly not robots, why must you ruin our only place where we can gather and share our misery?

>>35164666
Hey man, just because I've done things you haven't doesn't mean I'm happy.

when you're 28 and you bartend, this sort of stuff just happens

i went from an 18 year old, weird and annoying kid who didn't have many friends and always posted on 4chan. Then I started waiting tables, gained up my balls, and made friends. Now I'm 28, I can talk to people pretty easily, but I'm still on /r9k/.

And if there's one thing I've noticed over the past decade, you guys are SO FUCKING WHINY

>>35164700
Choosing to be unhappy is completely different from being a robot. Society hasn't shunned you. Get out of here with your meme depression, I'm sure there are subreddits where you would feel more at home.

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>>35164775

and here. i need to get in shape though. i'm about 15 lbs overweight

>>35164781
I mean, have you ever tried just being yourself? It works for me.

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>Turning 20
>almost 5 month relationship

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ahh so close. seems accurate, since I feel I am very close to normie, but never quite make it.

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age
>21 turning 22 in 3 weeks
why are you a virgin
>no money no job no life no friends no confidence
>cant even learn to drive
i have never worked a day in my life, leeching off my parents for 2 decades

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>>35162750

12% normalfag I guess.

>>35165930

I am 20 btw.

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>>35162750
20
I don't want to date anyone and I think sex without at least dating is silly.

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>>35162750
Do vertical lines count? Do I win a free ipad?

>>35166047
yeah, thats a bingo you normalfag, now GTFO

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>rather not say
>fat retard with severe depression/self esteem issiues

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age 31

average guy, was almost hikikomori between 23-27

dont do drugs, parties, alcohol. afik nighgame and bargame is dead

what remains as sure identifier of cyborg status is no friends

thats weird, I did have a date at that time, but didnt go to prom

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>>35162750
these threads are good normieshit filter

>>35162750
Fuck, I've done all these.. Am I >>/out/?

hey guys i figured out how to get pussy just now

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fg;asg;kadg

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>>35162750
>tfw you can't tick any box

I'm literally a subhuman, what should I do?

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>>35162750
>19
>terrible at talking to people, especially girls, don't go out often if ever so no real opportunities to meet them even if I weren't such an autist

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20

I'm content. I don't really feel lonely anymore. I've gotten a blowjob, and had a girlfriend, but it didn't last long. It's just annoying more than anything.

Life is looking good, I think. I'll move out when I can, and my parents are happy.

>18
If it weren't for good grades, I would have offed myself a long time ago.

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>>35168258
I forgot to add the bingo

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I feel like the partying stuff is pointless as is the social media ones

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>>35162750
>use facebook for the messenger bit
>managed to have a one night stand with a fat girl I met in a club when drunk as fuck
>last photo with a girl was August 2015, some random friend of a friend
My life has gone to shit

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>>35162750
TFW you are beyond salvation
original

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>>35162750
failed normie reporting in

>moved back to parents house
>haven't been laid in years
>only had intercourse with 2 of the 5 sexual partners
>3 of them were hookers

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>>35164544
>>35164700
>>35164899
>>35166277
>>35166288
>>35168600
>>35168744
>more dubs in this thread than the number girls who will talk to me in my entire life

I cry myself to sleep every day when I come back home alone immediately after class. It is /comfy/ in a way, I guess.

>girl said she loved me
She was batshit crazy and it scared the fuck out of me.

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>>35168900
and of course I get dubs as well

>>35168900
>>35168956
Kek. This thread truly is blessed.

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>>35162750
i'm what you called a failed normie or cyborg. idc either way. the only thing that is wrong is the social network shit because I rarely post on twitter or facebook and have 51 friends tops. it's used for lurking purposes

>>35169033
>33
what the actual fuck is going on

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>>35162750
20 years old, in University

>>35169054
>54
kek is truly with us

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>19
>I've never really tried, I haven't felt compelled to ask a girl out and I I hardly see any females in my life.

>>35169103
GET OUT OF HERE YOU NUT

>>35169131
I'm autistic and I can do it. Y'all have no excuse. Just be yourself ;^)

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>>35162750
Am I gonna be banned?

>>35169149
hahahahahahaah

>>35169103

why are you even here oregano.

No wonder this board fucking sucks with all these normalfag niggers around. I would do it but I couldn't even tick a single box.

>>35169197
Because I was a robot for a while

>>35169222
>for a while
>is only 20

hahahaahaha

>>35169222
And now you are a normalfag who needs get off my board.

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>>35162750
21
I'm self centered and never reach out to connect with people.
I want to die but suicide feels like giving up and I probably couldn't make myself do it if I tried.

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yay a bingo!
>35

>>35169229
Wasn't a sustainable lifestyle

>>35169237
There's nothing you can do about it

>>35169262
Never said I can. Just letting you know you are a piece of shit for being condescending and punching down.

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I don't know how to keep a girl interested long enough when sober

>>35162750
I only tagged two of those.... am I still a normie?

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>so close
21

>>35169310
Why are you normalfags here? Do you just enjoy pointing at us and saying "look a lonely virgin male HAHAHAHAHAHHA"

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you mad bots?

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>>35169320
Not at all. I used to be just like you anon. Only I got my shit together and you didn't. Been on this board for 7 years.
>inb4 underage b&

>tfw no one called your half-filled bingo normie

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I guess I'm an android slowly learning to be human

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>held at least once a birthday party
not sure if it counts because it was for my 8th birthday

>use social networking sites and apps
i do have a facebook because there's a load of good video and anime related groups i use

>parents are proud of you
i guess, my dad said it once.

>not fat, in good shape
i can eat as much as i want. i never gain fat. otherwise i would be a fucking landwhale.

>have a girl say she loves you
once again, not sure if it counts. i was 15 at that time and she was 14. my first and the only gf i ever had. however we broke up after 6 or 7 months. it wouldn't work because i was still too childish at that time.

>have had a job
i have a job, i get paid quite decent. need the money for video games and clothes.

>been to a house party
yes, once when my neighbour turned 16. i was still 15 at that time and got really drunk that night. the only time i ever had too much alcohol. didn't enjoy it.

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>>35162750

25 khv, live with dad.

>well this was easy

>>35169352
oh i forgot

20

lack of friends and social skills

>>35162750
I was a robot two years a ago, now im just a fat cyborg with a long distance gf. Spring break I'm gonna fuck her again.

I've lost 20 pounds and i've got 40 more to go but i think I might be a sleeper chad.

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>>35162750
What do I get for a super-whammy?

>>35169291
You talk like an SJW. You're not a protected species and I haven't mocked anyone's lifestyle.

>>35169381
You get a free ticket out of this image board.
Congratulations!

>>35169335
Virtue signal some more, normalfag.
orig
>>35169399
Never said I was, I just find id scummy when people look donw on the less fortunate

>>35162750
I don't fit in any of those description.

I'm still a virgin because I have shitty social skills.

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>29
>originaliotoorignalino

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>all of these normies

Wow, do I really share an image board with you freaks?

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don't fall for the playing-sports-makes-you-a-chad meme, when i still played basketball all of my teammates hated me and made fun of me
also i was REALLY autistically obsessed with it and still never really managed to git gud which just made me miserable, i used to cry myself to sleep every single day
i'm glad i don't play anymore

>>35164506
>got kicked out of games semi-regularly for being too physical

i know this feel

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why

why did you add this one

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I wish normalfags would burn

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do i get a tight boipussi for all my bingos?

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>>35162750
new things for me
>compliments
>social networking
that's some progress I guess

I'm 29 years old
I never really tried or wanted to lose it.

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Life's a bullet.

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>19 years
>0 money, live with parents, 0 close friends, spend most time studying or browsing this Taiwanese basket weaving forum.

Got hugged by a lesbian once, so at least not hugless.

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Haven't had sex in public and I don't think I've been called a good kisser.

desu I feel it weird that anyone would be called a good kisser, that would be like getting compliments for breathing.

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>>35162750
22
I just don't know how to meet new people, let alone partners.
I know social media is marked, I only use facebook for extortion though, so it's not like I'm actually on there.

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Looks like I'm a normal fag. Im okay with that. Even though most people think I'm weird and I mainly use normiebook for trolling.

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>20
I'm a stout christian, so this normalfag shit seems pretty hard if you're a straight edge who doesn't participate in degenerate activities

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I'm fucking 25. I don't see the point in living any more.

Please kill me.

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this thread is chock-full of normalfags

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Well fuck. No bingo.

>>35164666

Just ignore them and pretend they don't exist. They are only here to troll so don't give them (you)'s

>>35164700

I hope you eventually fall into a depression so bad you off yourself you fucking normie.

>>35171554

>literally uses Facebook
>thinks he's not a normie

You're not awkward. You're not weird. You're literally just like all the other normal people. All normal people feel like that. You are just too fucking stupid to realise this.

>oh my heart beat jumped a beat when I had to introduce myself
>I must be a robot

Fucking retard.

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My official documentation of robotics.

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>Implying there are no robots on facebook

>>35171731
I literally said I was a normie you fucking tard.

People used to unironically think I would shoot the work place up one day. So fuck you.

>>35171770

You literally have not understand what a robot is.

Being socially awkward doesn't make you a robot.

I have a Facebook. I need it for work (free international calls. Do you know how many friends I have on Facebook: 2 And one of them is my only remaining family.

Go troll somewhere else. You have it really easy in life. You totally lack perspective.

>>35171815

>I wear Doc Martins and black coats
>I must be a robot

Fuck off. Most robots are just normal looking people, if a bit ugly.

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>>35162750
Norman McNormalperson here, I still failed. I'll show myself /out/

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>>35162750
Am I a normie yet?
I went to prom, but didn't have a date.

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Oreganoli Oreganoli show me the postioli

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what the fuck this place is full of normies
>25
>bodypart deformation
>depressed af