Werid Moments

Do you still talk to her?

>>35163687
Time to time, but ignore talking about the past.

>>35163246
Did she have nice feet? What did they smell like?

>>35163744
I guess nice and also smell nice as well.

>>35163246
Definitely the time I was semi-molested by my Mom in front of my sister who's 3 years older

>be me 16
>at Moms for weekend (only went about once every 5 weeks)
>she's a functioning alcoholic
>Saturday night, she is more intoxicated than normal
>keeps going about how I don't love her and how I hate her
>none of it's exactly true, try to reassure her by telling her how I love her etc.
>she sits beside me leaning on me
>I've never been too affectionate with her so I try to get her off me because it's just awkward
>she gets even more upset and starts talking about how I hate her again blah blah blah
>she then gets in my lap and won't get off
>tries to make me kiss her "come on just kiss Mommy once on the cheek" along with puppy eyes
>won't stop rubbing my shoulders
>oh and this is all happening with my sister like 5 feet away watching TV
>finally kiss her cheek really quick and she hugs me
>then looks at me and apologizes

I guess she felt guilty or something

>finally gets off of me

Definitely the most awkward situation I've been in yet

>>35163897
Damn, that sucks. How's your mother now?

>>35164024
Well that was only 2 and half years ago give or take.

She is better though and it didn't traumatize me or anything. I actually still visit her about same amount of times in a year.

>>35163246

It's amazing how back then Chris actually used to look relatively normal compared to how he does today.

>>35163897
you should fugg her

>>35164117
Yeah, too bad that his autism put an end to him.

>>35163897
Bro she's just being a drunk insecure Mum

>>35164149

I mean, 10 years ago when he first emerged he was already one of the biggest freaks on the internet, yet somehow he's managed to fall many magnitudes past that. Truly an impressive feat.

>>35164190
Will someone ever surpass him?

>>35163897
Gross.

zzzzs

>be me a few years ago
>on the subway coming home from work
>sorta late ~10-11 so there's a decent amount of people riding the train
>girl gets on train, pretty cute but definitely not a stacy
>i'm sitting in seat by window, my bench faces the one next to me
>girl sits in seat right in front of me, okay.jpg just keep on listening to music and looking out window
>she seems awkward, nervous, uncomfortable, or some mixture of all of those feelings, i thought it was because of her sitting near me and i was creeping her out
>all of a sudden she takes off her sweater
>then shirt
>uh....jpg
>she's sitting there in her bra, train car is sorta empty, only us two and maybe 3 other people around
>try really really hard not to look at her
>fuck it, i look because why not
>cute petite body, white bra
>still confused as all hell, look a little bit more then feel weird about it again
>she changes shirts, guess she was going out or something
>immediately looks uncomfortable again
>i try to make eye contact with her while i get off at my stop, i think she didn't look at me but idr

i was legitimately confused because out of all the empty seats on the train, why sit directly in front of me?

what did she mean by this anons?

>>35164208
what about that dude who licked his little sisters dirty ass and got busted by the cops and then sent the detective a video of him masturbating in, or trying to masturbate with his own shit?

>>35163246
Holy shit should've banged her
I wish I was american I would get so much milf pussy

>>35164271
Ehh, maybe.

>>35164271

That is just generic crazy shit.

Now, pepper-spraying an gamestop employee because they won't let you carry out your protest against Sonic being given blue arms. Now that is pure, unrefined autism. It's almost beautiful.

>>35164362
lmao did he really do that?

how did i skip over that gem?

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Weirdest moment of my life?

>be 10
>have go with my mom to visit an old friend of her
>mom's friend has 2 daughters, slightly older than me
>basically have to hang with them while adults are in another room
>out of the fucking nowhere one of them gets her pants and panties down and spreads her ass and pussy in front of me
>both of them are giggling
>mfw don't know what to do because I'm 10
>didn't even say anything just sat there like a soldier with PTSD
>they continue talking like nothing happened
>I pretend nothing happened

I really really wish I had been older.

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>>35164362
>>35164384
In the tv show they made fun of chrischan.

>>35164384

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/26_December_2014

>>35164421

Can't believe how much they made it look like him.

>>35164405
Are you sure that wasn't a dream, anon-kun?

>>35164246
I'd like to think that she wanted your attention anon but this is real life and story book romances don't happen

>>35164464
At least chris can say that he was in a kids show.

>>35164467
Nope, she really did that. All it makes me think now is that age of consent should be lower.

>>35164491
yeah idk man women are weird

maybe she was crazy?

on something?

maybe she figured i'm not sexually threatening and figured i'd be the best person on the train to change in front of?

>>35164467
I had a friend's little sister do that to me.

Looking back on it... Fuck. I've got the same sentiments as >>35164405 does

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>finally had the courage to get a haircut
>sit in the chair at the hairsalon (its the only one in my shitty town)
>suddenly somebody comes rushing in crying and screaming
>apparently a co-worker of the hairsalon had killed herself
>al the women and fags working there started crying and comforting eachother
>the customers who where still waiting decide too leave out of respect
>I'm still sitting silently in the corner of the shop with half of my hair cut off

>>35163246
>3 years ago
>sitting with a friend during a break in university
>suddenly some some clearly disturbed old dude comes around riding a bicycle
>he's screaming at the top of his lungs
>"PEOPLE IN THIS PLACE FUCK WOMEN IN THE ASS"
>over and over
>goes away as suddenly as he appeared, still screaming
Maybe I should have talked to him, to understand his hatred of sodomy; perhaps he knew of something I did not. I just lost my shit instead, though.

>>35164973
Fucking Kek. Thanks for the laugh.

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>>35163897

but did u mastrbait?

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>be 6
>staying over at friends house
>they are mormon as fuck
>piano, boardgames, pokemon snapshot, movies, other family shit
>the day comes to an end
>getting settled in for bed
>their mom says i have to take a bath before i can go to sleep
>takes me to bathroom
>strips off all my clothes
>takes me to bathtub
>the youngest brother is already in there playing
>jump the fuck in because i'm 6 and i dont give a fuck
>hell yea boats and squirt guns with my friend
>his mom starts taking off her clothes
>takes off her shirt, then pants, then bra
>only panties left
>just sits on toilet and watches us
>6 year old me is thinking she is just going to get in with us
>continues to sit and watch us
>i think it's kind of weird but whatever im having a good time
>she starts playing with her pussy in her panties, making soft moans
>6 year old me is very confused and asks, "are you going to get in the bathtub or something?"
>she says, Oh, i ummm... i-i just like to watch"
>think whatever it's weird but whatever
>bath over, she towels us both off and dresses in us jammies
>remember being pissed off because they had no skin lotion and my face got dry and cracked

she wasn't even hot. not a fatty, but old and dyke-ish

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>>35164405

>tfw I'm yet to see a vagina in real life.

>>35164973
Thank you very much friendo.

>around 6-7ish
>Mom regularly drops me off at a stay at home babysitter with a bunch of other kids
>babysitter is a total milf with huge tits
>One kid is like a high functioning autist or something
>One day the babysitter took us on a field trip to like a local fair or something and loads us all in her car
>I'm sitting next to the autistic kid
>he's having trouble with his seat belt and won't stop screaming
>babysitter gets aggravated and starts grabbing this kid's arms so she can fix his seatbelt
>somehow her tanktop comes loose and her titty drops right out of her shirt right in front of me
>her heaving tit bounces in front of my face as she tries to squeeze it back into her bra
>she stuffs in back in and climbs out of the car back into the driver's seat and acts like nothing ever happened

>>35165419
Nioce. Tell me how many times have you masturbated?

>>35165233
Ho boy how many lady paedos do you think there are? I think maybe more than men because it's most likely less directly harmful and hence don't get caught, cause lasting damage etc.

Other option is they make young boys into paedos by doing explicitly sexual things to and around them at an early age. Freud surely got diddled by his mum.

Fucked up anon thanks for the food for thought

>>35165476
I lost count when I was 14

>>35164616
>train to change in front of?
holy shit autism

>>35163246

why is chris chan allowed to drive a car, he run someone over on purpose twice trying to kill him

>>35163246

That sounds weird on paper but I think if I experienced it I'd just be like "ok, this person is trying to be cute."

>>35164246

This sounds more /x/ than /r9k/ honestly. Assuming this actually happened and isn't a roleplay, it was most likely some fucked up CIA/FBI/Illuminati plot, not a chick who actually wanted to fuck you or something.

I once got shit all up a childhood friends parents wall, I don't even know how it happened but it was all smeared into the wall paper.

>>35164973
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
That sucks, bot.

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>>35164973
Capped for future generations to enjoy.

Did you ever get the cut finished in the end?

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>>35164973
That sounds like something out of a dark sitcom

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>>35166298

yeah, after half an hour or so the girl came back still crying, just to finish my haircut. I wanted to leave but my hair was already buzzed at one side and still long at the other. That was probably the longest half hour I ever sat in silence, pretending I didn't hear anything

>"I-Im s-sorry for your loss"

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>Downtown with my retard friends, have been busy with school so it's the first time we are seeing each other in a while
>1 in the afternoon
>Drinking russian beer and romanian vodka because we're a bunch of degenerate mongoloids who don't give a fuck
>homeless 60 year old man come stumbling down the street, obviously high as a kite on god knows what
>kind of half dancing
>friend finishes a cig and throws it on the ground as the man passes
>guy stops
>literally puts his arms up and walks backwards in a comical way
>picks cig butt off ground while staring at us with a face of pure confusion and joy
>stumbles away with cig butt in hand

I have no clue what that was, the cig was already finished

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>>35164208
Alexander Gordon Jahans

Originalto

>>35164973
Good one indeed.

>>35167587
Are you romanian my nigga ?

>>35164975
Hahahahahahahahaha that's awesome