You suddenly become this guy. What do you do?

>>35161932
kill myself

Because I want to be a cute femboy/trap, not a chad.

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>>35161932
dont talk to anyone, go home and play pokemon while chatting with my steam gf (male)

Shitpost on r9k and fuck traps

>>35161932
I can finally manipulate the whores that constantly fucked with me in school..

That thing in porn where 6'+ Chad picks up a 5'- girls and eats her pussy with her legs around his neck

>>35161932
make it my quest to dominate as many boipuccis as i can

This sounds petty, but go to all the bars I normally go to and fuck all the sloots who never give me the time of day, then ignore them after.

>>35162054
>This sounds petty, but go to all the bars I normally go to and fuck all the sloots who never give me the time of day, then ignore them after.
This except I also take photos of them doing the most degenerate and embarrassing shit ever so I can factually prove that women are subhuman whores

I'd totally wreck that body by binge eating

Probably be a jackass to everyone as payback.

>>35162009
Chads already do that.
>Chad gets with one of the hottest/most popular Stacys in the school.
>All the guys/robots talked about her being a bitch but they would fuck the hell out of her if given the chance.
>One day Chad gets a little too high and drunk and runs out of money for weed.
>Chad gets a nude selfie from this Stacy.
>"Give me $300 or else ill upload your pics all over Facebook.
>She pleads and begs him not to do it, she doesnt have enough money and can only give him $200.
>Chad does not give a fuck and so he uploads the pictures everywhere.
>Pics get deleted but now everyone is sending them to eachother at school.
>Chad spends the $200 on more weed.
>Stacy tries to kill herself via overdose.
>Fails, does it again later.
>She had to go through counseling and therapy.
>She eventually recovers.
>Chad gets broke again.
>This time he decides to shoplift from a store.
>He snatches a few bottles but a worker sees him.
>Worker grabs him, Chad slams a bottle on his face.
>Chad beats the fuck out of him and stomps his head until hes disfigured.
>Chad gets locked up.
>The worker happened to be the dad of the Stacy he had fucked over before.
>Chad is now free again after serving a few years.
The craziest motherfucker ive ever known.

>>35162136
Except you can't wreck his body by binge eating shitty food because CHAD already eats PIZZA and bangs STACYS while you hit the GYM hard

become gay because no women deserves me after the way they treated my former beta self

>>35161953
You have shit taste shitboy

>>35161932
kms
people will try to talk to me

>>35161932
come to this board and ask what can i do to atone for my chad privilege

do the same stuff I do now
fuck up my life every day and play guitar in my shit apartment

>>35162167
why continue the cycle?

>>35161932
>Tfw I look like that when I'm not fat

I wish I wasn't such a lazy cunt

not impossible, learn how to shave properly. get your hair done by someone who knows how or do it yourself, eat right, lose weight. its like you guys dont want to fix your own problems. and also how do you know this guy isnt a total creep? appearances can be deceiving. look at serial killers. often times charming motherfuckers.

>>35161932
this reminds me of a time where my friends took me to a strippers house with 2 of them there. and the one said to her friend. im going to the bar to find a stud and fuck him. i was just standing there and they just said that like i was invisible. feels bad man,

>>35161932
I'd go to reddit

>>35162888
post a pic of yourself you mentally ill fat fucking loser

>>35161932
Do whatever I was doing before, but stopping to admire my chin alot more.

>>35161932

Trick Staceys and other women to sleep with robots.

I have a fetish for tricking women into having sex with gross men. Don't even want to touch them or watch, I just want them ruined and not having one single ounce of pleasure from it.

If its not permanent get lots of shifty tattoos.
If it is permanent tell my parents and friends and do what I normally do.

Also probably go modeling for money.

>>35161932
Still be autistic, except this time have women approach me

Can I just be a guy with a 9 inch dick? That's all that matters.

>>35162888

I'm not posting a pic on a croatian crab taming board

Checked

>>35161932
meet every single American stereotype possible and make Euros jealous with my good looks, guns, trucks, beer, women, and hesitant distrust towards anything foreign

Ruin the body with bad eating.

Stay inside and play eroge all day like usual

>>35161932
do you mean I start wearing his skin?
I'll probably end up doing the same shit I do now
the robot is in the soul

do the same thing i do now

>>35161932
fuck as many of the cute girls i know whom i've wanted to fuck for a while

also this guy looks gay

>>35161932
Suck my own dick

Then go be autistic in public and see how much pussy I get.

>>35161953
You should kill yourself now because you're mentally ill beyond saving.

>>35161932
>become cut
Literally an hero.

>>35161932
kill myself
i wouldnt be able to maintain that appearance so whats the point

>Immedietly figure out what it takes to maintain that body. I work out already but I am nowhere near as good looking as this dude and by the looks of his arms/chest he for sure works out way more than me
>change all my online dating pics and start straight up banging new girls almost every day
>See if i can get into some modelling for extra cash/good pics of myself for a change.

>>35161932
I used to be this guy and I transitioned and I'd do it again

Drive around in that car and then go back home playing vidya

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>>35161932

reject every single girl who comes to me as a revenge for rejecting me when I was me. go home, fap to THAT

>>35161932
Kill myself cause I am no longer a cute teenage boi.

>>35161953
fpbp

originator

Freak the fuck out, because none of my legal documents are valid anymore.

Instantly flip shit because I can't go to work.

>shave that little bit of hair under my lip because fuck that
> Still be a robot since a new body doesn't change the fact i'm an autist who throws finger guns at people when flustered.

>>35164551
What does this have to do with being American

Euros are better looking than Americans on average

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>>35168413
hey I do finger guns too

really makes you think

probably just chill in my room playing video games and watching twitch streams. once i convinced my mom that i'm me, that is.

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All you guys who are saying you would act the same way you are now are missing the point.

You might behave the same way, but your new looks would change how people react to you. You could do the same things and get vastly different results.

People would be a lot nicer to you, more forgiving, less critical, and take you more seriously.

>>35161932
Get a hot wife and settle down. Have a dozen kids maybe. Chastise other alphas to abandon hedonists so the society can regain healthy sexuality again.

Go on tinder and left swipe everyone just to fuck up some roastie egos

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>>35161932
First I would get rid of those faggy sunglasses, get a better haircut, and shave that dumb beard

Then I would enjoy my new life as a handsome alpha male.

Jerk off in front of the mirror for months until my looks start to go. Then go back to shitpostin on /r9k/.

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>>35161932
Why do Chads always dress like shit

They have so much potential but they ruin it with their dumb taste in clothes. They could be aesthetic gods if they learned how to dress

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>>35161932
fuck all the women that rejected my previous body

Go to home, jerk off to hentai and play videogames.

>>35168756
>that short remus length

Kek he's beyond saving

He has a lot of definition but his jaw is tiny

>>35162979
>also, be tall and attractive

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>>35168778
that's him after surgery

pic related is him before. he'll never be able to achieve the aesthetics of a natural born Chad but most Stacies won't be able to tell the difference

>>35162295
>Next on 4chan: Things that didn't happen!

>>35168756
>wearing sunglasses in your bathroom
>baby face
>buying an expensive camera and not knowing how to take a picture
>everything on the wall is crooked
>retarded haircut

What a fucking loser

>>35161932
Go find a beautiful girl and marry her

>>35161932
Nothing would change, I'd just be a slightly more attractive autist.

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>>35168817
let's see your pic anon

>>35168814
>implying Stacy won't sense his shit genes from a mile away

There is one - literally ONE - thing that women are good at, and it's detecting men with good genes and weeding out the men with bad genes. And they are ruthlessly good at this. It's an evolutionary knack.

It's why robots have been alone all our lives and have never known what getting attention from a girl is like.

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>>35168876
tell them your an astronaut and they will rather want to believe than not belive

Go buy a nicer car.

>>35161932
Destroy roastie lives 24/7 tell them that maybe they shouldn't have been chad chasing sluts if they didn't want their nudes leaked all over. And that the next time they should go for a nice robot who actually appreciates them instead.

Am I projecting?

>>35162888
Same here if I wasn't skelly, had a tan and could grow that beard.

>>35169156
Why would you want some shitty half assed beard that barely even goes up his cheeks

Why would you even grow a beard when you have a jaw like that

Expose roasties for what they are.

>>35169156
Dude, me too! If my hair, and body were completely different!

>>35168855
Look at how beta he is with those skinny shoulders he gets no puss

>>35161932
100% unleash my psychopathy since everyone will trust me and i can talk my way out of everything

>>35161932
I do everything I already do as a selfish autist, but since I'm chad now, it'll all work out

Because I'm chad, and can do no wrong

>>35161932
Do the same thing I do everyday?

Man, it must be a whole 'nother world when you're attractive. Not fair.

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>>35170574
sometimes when I hang out with my Chad friend I get angry because he's treated so much differently by everyone, and women especially.