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ITT trying to describe an abstract subject.

>>39203181
To realise you are destined for world fame and nothing will stop you.

>>39203190
I wanted different opinions on what it means to have a big ego. Nice contribution you diabetic retard

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>>39203166
I wear it like armor, so it cannot be used to hurt me.

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I'm inherently submissive, so it doesn't really affect me. I don't like regular vanilla sex, I much prefer being humiliated and used. So it's kinda beneficial that I'm small.
5.5-6 inch depending on the day, and very thin

>>39203277

This. It's literally "nothing to write home about" tier.

Pics and timestamp or it didn't happen, faggot.

post a motherfucking pic or it didnt happen diddly darn pardner

>>39203016
>>39203021
I'll post pictures and video of the action. She's hot you all will jerk trust me I'm waxing her ass hole too.

>>39202946
Whites CAN be robots, but it's like being 6'0'' robot. You're at an advantage, but still fuck it up.

>>39202977
go to your nearest college and talk to 3/10 chinese girl. Boom you got gf

>>39202995
even the 3/10 chinks are picky once they're westernized

Moot for president 2024

>>39202732
Congratulations, you're a fucking asshole

>>39202732
>what do?

you get out you fucking normie

He's a little goof, like most chads

>>39202617
That was pretty rude of you, man. You just do not say shit like that out of the blue. You didn't deserve a good high school life.

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>>39202617
>talking, being pretty disruptive in class
>male teacher comes up to me and says "what if I called your mother and told her how you act in class"
>respond "what if I called your wife?"

eternal rage and sends me to the office

people were on my ass about it. hyped me the fuck up. didn't really get it. when I said that to him it was just banter in my head. turns out though I later found out he was going through a divorce at the time. whoops.

wouldn't necessarily call this alpha, but whatever

That sounds nice anon but I'm not gay, I just like these threads because the people seem cool.

>>39202477
I wish I wasn't socially retarded or I would probably have a bf.

>>39202477
ya lost me at stick things up each other's butts. I absolutely hate things in my ass but I have no problem in fucking cute femboys

>>39202472
>add some girl called lizwiz
>is actually a grown man
>wears shorts in public
blocked lmao

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>>39202599
>send thread to perspn so they know someone talking smack
>they think I posted it
>get triggered and make shit up
maybe I won't help ya next time

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>>39202472
>meet person named zab
>is really gay

Senses fail/Silverstein r

The Wonder Years - I Don't Like Who I Was Back Then

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>>39202442
I've been having the Gravity Falls intro on repeat for 5 and a half months now. I have unironically heard it over 60.000 times. No regrets.

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my idea woman is fat. she's got lots of pale skin, a big pale belly. long dark hair. shorter than me. i'm 6'1'' so maybe 5'1'' or 5'4''. short enough for me to rest my chin on the top of her head standing. big tits for pressing against my ribcage. thighs so thicc she can't really wrap her legs around me, but she'll still try when i tell her to. she'd probably hate her body, but she'd still lie on top of me when i ask her to and let me fondle her belly when i feel like it. my pleasure would be more important to her than her own discomfort at having her fat played with.

she'd be in constant disbelief that someone as attractive as me could love her. i'd play into it, sometimes acting comforting and consoling, sometimes dodgy and dismissive, sending her on a wild emotional roller coaster just like she wants. she'd ask me if i love her instead of saying "i love you". she'd ask me for compliments. when she starts to bitch at me, my reaction would be dismissive and she'd apologize later, not wanting to lose me. i'd have her tied around my finger.

but i would love her. only i could never show her the full extent of my affection. i could never be fully vulnerable. she could never know i was a virgin before i met her. but i would make it up to her by showing her off to my friends as if she was thin and pretty. by letting her cry into my chest when she's depressed about being unattractive, *not* something to be idealized as crying is actually disgusting in reality. by truly wanting her, by fucking her with real enthusiasm that can only come from attraction, by giving her the best sex of her life.

i think i would be faithful. my eye might wander, but i would let it, as leaving my options open would keep her in check when she gets flighty.

>>39202570
M8, if you had your dream waifu lie on top of you, she'd crush you. You literally wouldn't be able to breathe.

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>>39202619
fuck you, fagot

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why do you care that much about my home screen ????

>>39202423
Idk I'm just really bored and trying to see how many normies are here

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>>39202449
>normies
you have
>snapchat
>twitter
>instagram
>whatsapp
????????

>>39201884

That sounds pretty bad ass. Maybe I would consider getting one as a weekend job.

>>39201907
Im doing it full time until i start something better. Its ultra comfy, especially night shifts. I just have to let in mailmen and delivery people on rare occasions, maybe answer an email to adjust someones access rights. Its piss easy

>>39201884
how do you get a job like this? I've seen security postings but they always talk about patrolling and stuff. what's a giveaway that it'll be a comfy position?

not less than 50 million dollars

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You wrote this in an extremely confusing way honestly

It depends how cute and feminine they are

>>39201844
A small sum of a million of dollars

They're the same thing. U

>>39201830
i would like to have the power to sleep whenever i want
so not vilian nor a hero
i'll just sleep my life off

>>39201830
>MC is a robot with superpowers

It's a wonder this movie isn't mentioned more here

What do you fucking think?
Do you really think that if you starve yourself you're going to gain weight somehow?
What shit thread.

>>39201831
but not starve myself just eat less don't eat late don't eat bread etc

>>39201760
So far I've lost 45 pounds going from 235 to 190 by going for walks everyday, drinking only water and eating less shitty foods