Times your autism led to alpha moments

He's a little goof, like most chads

>>39202617
That was pretty rude of you, man. You just do not say shit like that out of the blue. You didn't deserve a good high school life.

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>>39202617
>talking, being pretty disruptive in class
>male teacher comes up to me and says "what if I called your mother and told her how you act in class"
>respond "what if I called your wife?"

eternal rage and sends me to the office

people were on my ass about it. hyped me the fuck up. didn't really get it. when I said that to him it was just banter in my head. turns out though I later found out he was going through a divorce at the time. whoops.

wouldn't necessarily call this alpha, but whatever

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>>39202862
It was later when somebody explained to me that "who are you" is an insult, I was just trying to polite I swear

>>39202872
Mad bants lad
Wew

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>>39202872
lol dude that's fucked up

>>39202872
exceedingly S A V A G E

>in class on 9/11
>watching some documentary
>start reading a book instead
>teacher comes up behind me
>Anon, put that book away right this second, that's incredibly disrespectful
>And it IS respectful to use the deaths of thousands of people as a cheap excuse to not teach class for a day?

She was fuming and I was kicked out.

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>>39202872
>"what if I called your wife?"
MY SIDES ARE IN FLAMES

>>39202617
haha this is perfect for me

this half black chad at my school apparently has been eyeing me from afar cause Ihad become tall, handsome, and a hit with the ladies according to my friend; I was at my first ever high school party, cause this girl who came onto me super hard ended up getting me to date her, and she was a stacy and threw a party, anyways halfblack chad comes up and says "since when have you had blonde hair?"

there was a music festival a few weeks before and I had dyed my hair, the color came out but it was still bleached

I was high and drunk, but I just smiled and said "actually it used to be entirely blond"

this evil failed stacy who was looking on, hoping for a fight, and chad gets a dissapointed look and says "NO" and walks away

I turned his attack against him and told the world of my superior aryan blood lol, I don't know if it was autism or genius that did that but I am grateful I would have gotten my butt kicked

>>39202862
Like he said, it was an autistic moment. Autists are known for being blunt and rude, as many do not get social cues.

>>39202872
Jesus Christ Anon that is savage

>>39202617
I love how your autism has self-preserving properties. I want your autism.

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>>39202617
not me but this guy on /tv/ was good

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>>39202617

>Senior in high school
>Half-assed flirting with most popular girl in school
>She's literally never had a boyfriend (Confirmed it with the Football team)
"Hehe, you're funny"
>How the fuck is this working
"Want to hang out after school?"
>This has to be a joke
>Pack of chads walk in
>"Dafuq is this loser!?"
>Pushes me into the ground
>Head smashed against the concrete
"I wouldn't touch him if I were you"
>Pop girl helps me up
>Chads look in confusion
>I get cocky
> "Yeah, that's a good idea"
>Chads back away
"Fuck you, you fucking twig!"
>I smile
>They walk away
>Get into relationship with Popular girl
>Become friends with football team
>Literally the best insurance in Highschool
>Rest of the school year is amazing
>Nobody looks at me the wrong way
>Parties every Saturday

>MFW my half-assed flirting made me most popular kid in school, and got me laid.

>when the autist doesn't realize that the momentary good fellowship is false pageantry to deflect additional awkwardness

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>>39205051
>just like in my animes
2/10

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>>39205201

This guy

This guy gets it

>>39202617
>Be in 5th grade
>get constantly picked on by this Socal Chicano trash
>goes on for two months, I just put on a stiff upper lip and bear it because I have a weird oppression with being a gentleman and gentlemen don't fight in the street like animals
>one day just waiting in lunch line to get my tray full of nutrition slop, fuckers comes up and punches me right in the ribs just so he can cut in line ahead of me
>Fucking lose it I see red and when I come to I am standing over his bloody unconscious body holding one of those hard plastic trays covered in blood
>freeze am in the south with a student body that is a 50/50 split between whites and Mexicans, am legitimately concerned this is going to kick off a race riot at my school, suddenly hear roaring sound.
>look up, am receiving standing ovation from entire cafeteria whites and browns alike. The whites cause I put a spic back in his place and the Browns cause that fucker was SoCal filth and not a true Mexican(which for some weird reason they hated more than us whites
Spic and me both got suspension for a month but spic had a broken nose two blacked eyes and a missing tooth, I just had sore ribs,
>came back from suspension and nobody fucked with me again shit was so cash. Spicy moved back to SoCal where he belonged.

>>39202872
The bantz are strong with this one

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Alright, this is from grade 11 bio
>be me
>17 year old autistic self conscious about his intelligence
>sat in front of a roastie
I don't remember how this started, but I remember how it ended.
>"better than a fat know it all" (ie me)
>"better to be a fat know it all than to be a dumb whore with no chest."
Pic related, it's her.

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>>39202872
You are just on a whole other level, anon. You're amazing.

>be me in 10th grade
>don't really fit in with anyone except the band kids, yeah whatever
>one day in civics class teacher tells everyone to create a poem related to american history to recite in front of class
>ohshitwtf.jpg
>30 minutes passes of me frantically creating some bullshit poem about washington
>my turn
>start reciting it, comes out like a rap song
>finish
>all the niggers in class jump up start clappin and hollerin and shit
>earned respect with the negroids, cool with em from then on out

>>39205568
I wanted to complement her but her face looks like it came from Arby's.

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>Getting harassed by Stacy slut in class
>Bitch leans into my face
>"HEY ANOOOON! Are your SHYYYYY around GIRLS?!"
>I'm autistically staring at my homework and trying to ignore her
>She nudges me
>I speak up
>"Attractive ones, I suppose" in monotone sperg voice
>She says "WEEELL, you're talking to MEEEEE just fine!"
*bert stare*
>"Yes" I reply
>Everyone busts out laughing at her
>Nigger says "YOOOOO, HE FLAMED HER ASS!"
>Suddenly realize I insulted her

It was completely worth the following 3 months of attempted bullying by the bitch. She even threw eggs at my house.

>>39202617
I can't even count on my fingers. I approach and imagine every one on one conversation like a fallout speech check, and oftentimes, i end up suprising even myself.

>12 years old
>7th grade of primary school
>Some kid tells me something
>"Psst, Anon, Anon wants to be your girlfriend"
>He points to her
>6/10 would bang as i remember
>She looks me and greets me from afar
>I tell the kid no because i have -2 Affinity when talking to women and i am autistic as fuck
>Grow
>She also does and progresses to a 7/10 Without a bf
>No asks me in middle school
I just skipped a great opportunity

>Standing with two girls I talked to in junior year
>Not in the mood because I just had my truck taken and had to ride the autism wagon
>Freshman punk comes up and starts trying to flirt with them
>Notices me staring off
>"Hahaha looks like this guys having a bad day!"
>Respond instantly with 'I'll make it a bad fucking day if you keep it up'
>Tries to act macho and steps up
>"Haha what did you say?"
>Puts his hand on me and tells the girl I have a crush on to walk with him somewhere else.
>Fucking lose it
>Grabbed him by his shirt and flung him into a garbage can
>Dude stumbles and tries to get back up
>Bent him over and kneed him in the ribs and kicked him on the ground
>Get tackled by resource officers and hand cuffed
>Kid starts crying and curls up as I get dragged away

>>39202895
"Who are you?" is now considered an insult? You're just fuckin with us right?

>>39206083
Were the people who dragged you away actually tard wranglers by chance

I was in college and sick as a dog. These girl above me would not be quiet as I tried to sleep. I opened my door and told them to shut the fuck up.

>>39206083
And the officers and the kid clapped

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>middle shcool
>arguing with this big chubby kid twice my size at lunch
>he pushes me
>I get angry and spit on him
>he grabs me and attempts to throw me
>right when he's about to let go I desperately try to find something to grab onto which ends up being the hood of his hoodie
>it ended up with me basically RKO'ing him
He was bullied a lot after that

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>>39202872
I can already tell what part of the world you're from

>>39202617

I don't get OP's thing but here's a time that I won in middle school:

>be sorta-fighting this one kid in class
>we're like quietly throwing shit at each other, I don't even remember why but we were just fucking with each other
> we're pissing each other off
>I immediately understand that as soon as class lets out he's going to try and punch me out
>I go tearing down the hall to the boy's room
>corner stall, lock door like a bitch, the door opens outwards aginst the wall
>he's right behind and does this weird thing of climbing on top of the door and like spitting, throwing spitballs at me or something.
>suddenly I realize my situation
> >:)
>the next time he hops up on the door, I KICK IT open, slamming him against the wall, and go tearing off to the next class

Of course it sounds dumb but I was always proud of my cleverness in that situation. He never retaliated further, later on.

>>39205941
how do you have that much fucking time to think of responses? I say the first thing that comes to my head to keep the conversation going and that's why I blow it every time

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>walk into computer class senior year of high school
>Chad immediately starts talking shit
>Chad gets physical
>puts his hand around my throat for a second
>lose it and internally REEEEEE
>punch him in the jaw as hard as I can
>his headphones fall out of his ears
>his face in shock at what I just did
>everyone in class laughs at his reaction
>teacher doesnt see so I get away with it

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>>39202872

put me in the screencap niggas.

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>>39205266
do you honestly expect anyone to believe that happened

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>>39202872
>what if I called your wife

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> sophomore in highschool
> lunch time sitting with small group of friends
> ugly loli thailand girl and ugly irish girl sit down and try to talk to me (i know they like me but i dont like them)
> I say exactly this "get the fuck away from me you ugly whore you arent good enough for me"
> they keep sitting there
> they pull out their phone
> i yell "ARE YOU FUCKIN RECORDING ME"
> i stand up and rip the phone out of the loli grls hand
> i say "YOUR FUCKIN LUCKY I DIDNT THROW THIS PIECE OF SHIT NOW GET OUT OF MY FACE"

>>39202617
>be in 6th grade
>shit rural school, we are inside watching something, possibly because of weather
>teacher is handing out snacks
>"what do you want anon?"
>"I'll have (insert snack name here)"
>hands me wrong thing
>"this isn't what I wanted!"
>for some reason throw bag of snacks at teacher (very unlike me)
>whole class erupts in laughter, teacher laughs too

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>>39202617
>In the autism class
>Walking down hallway
>Some fucko tries to trip me
>Stomp on his foot
>He starts screaming and I too begin screaming
>"He's autistic he didn't mean it."
>Except I fucking meant it
The shit I could get away with because of that sweet sweet special ed card. I got something of a reputation as "The kid in the hoodie who feeds the seagulls" and "The kid who abuses his autism card" I was fucked with few and far between when they realized I bite.

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>>39202872
God damn op

>>39205051
So you became friends with the people who knocked you on the ground in the first place. You may not be as beta as most in here, but at least theyre not spineless fags.

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>>39208044
>He starts screaming and I too begin screaming
You're a fucking winner, anon.

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>>39202617
>6th grade
>Outside the school waiting for the bus with everyone
>Some screaming asshole runs up behind me and tries to tackle me, literally jumps onto my back
>I fly into an autistic rage, grab his legs that he's using to grapple into my back in my hands, his face hits the concrete
>Drag him 40 feet around the school sidewalk infront of everyone like he's a wheelbarrow as he's shrieking and trying to kick me off him
>All of a sudden all the grils loved me and I didn't know why.
Never mess with the son of a shepherd.

>>39208011
That's not even alpha

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>>39208757
i beg your pardon where is your story standing up and shouting at bitches

thats right you dont got one because you would let people step all over you

>>39208772
That was rude you fucking cunt

>>39204931
what was pic related? whoever made this is a retard

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>>39208871
dont u ever call chad a non alpha

>girl asks if I have a facebook
>not for you
That was good

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>>39202872
Simple yet effective, kek

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>driving around with three pretty normie colleagues after we had an evening with all our vocational year out in order to celebrate our passed vocationship.
>we where on the way home from hooters, one normie guy driving, brazillian chad on the co-driver spot, me and other normie on the backseats
>I am known for my extremely introvert tendencies but the others like me despite this, I mean as much as a normie can like a stoic loner.(for some reason they get hyped the fuck up when someone they never thought of going with them takes part in their party plans.)
>a little smack talk, I just listen and doze, it's 1:00 on a tuesday
>huehue starts aiming at me and tries to call me a son of a whore (Hurensohn, am from germany, the normies call each other this all the time.
>I don't react bery much
>"huehue, anon, how come you stay so calm after I called you that?"
>yawn and stretch "Getting called a son of a whore has no effect on me when the dude calling me that is one himself."
>the other two burst laughing "He fucked you dude."
>now known as the king of reckless counters for giving one weak ass counter
>could be worse

>>39208142

No, they were a whole different group of chads. And yes, Im not beta. Im in that in-between area of both getting attention, and being ignored/rejected at the same time. It's a very strange experience. Although because I'm naturally shy, I guess you *could* categorize me as a beta, but I still get attention from 5/10 girls and up, which wouldn't make be beta...

It's fucking weird.

>>39202617
>6th grade
>playing tag
>tag this girl in her chest
>"DID YOU JUST TOUCH MY BOOBS?!"
>other kid ask how it felt
>"I d-didn't feel anything it was all flat"
>she freezes

>>39202617

>be me
>love drawing maps
>serve as military police
>patrol base grounds often
>decide to draw maps of it all
>eventually complete a heavily detailed map of the entire base, piece by piece
>show them to my officers
>they give me materials to construct one large map based on all of mine
>copy the finished product into digital form
>asked to do the same for more military bases
>spend 4.5 years of my 5 year contract walking around in full gear with a pad and pencil
>spent the other 0.5 dealing with butthurt afghans and ptsd cases
>receive 3rd class of the 3rd highest military order in the country

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>>39202872
My sides are on Mars anon holy shit

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>>39208011
Cool story lol

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>be autistic me
>first year university
>hang with a couple of dudes at their house (not friends but they tolerated me)
>they invite four girls over
>Two 8/10's, a 7/10 and a 3/10
>Everyone drinking having a good time
>silentmode.jpg
>3/10 decides to fuck with me and start calling out my weird behaviour
>after a while she tells a longwinded story with a shitty moral lesson
>right as everyone gets silent I mumble
> "straight out of the horses mouth"
Everyone erupts with thunderous laughter
>3/10 stares at the floor for the rest of the night
I still feel bad

>Teacher asks me a question in class
>Get it right
>She says I got it wrong
>Get in big argument with her, she pulls out answer key, I say answer key is wrong, she scoffs
>We go on break, i go to the computer lab, I print out information proving I'm right, I print out a retraction from the publisher of the answer key,
>I come into her class, slam it on her desk, explain this shit to her
>The class cheers with applause
>She gets sand in her vagina and sends me to principals office


Also

>Pretty girl comes up to tease me in front of the entire class. I hate this girl because I'm an autist and she bullies the special ed kids.
"Hey anon, do you want to kiss me?"
>Entire class looks at us, giggling
>I don't even look up, continued writing AS she was talking to me, didn't use eye contact, just said
"Maybe once you stop bullying disabledanon and the special ed kids"
>She gets flustered, doesn't know what to say, runs out of the room crying
>Class laughs their ass off.
>I never look up the entire time
>Girl didn't show up for school the next day because people started bullying her
>alpha as fuck

Honestly I had a lot of alpha moments because I had a big lip. Never got me anywhere.

>>39209384
Thats actually pretty damn cool anon

>>39206102
It is, depending on how it's used. It's basically calling someone a nobody. New version of: who the fuck do you think you are?

>>39205879
You could have turned her into your submissive girlfriend/wife.

>>39208011
>declining a fucking harem as a teenager
Boy you are some kind of fag.

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>>39208044
>he starts screaming and I too begin screaming
Oh fuck I just spit water all over my desk

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>Highschool
>European country
>English lesson
>Way too good at English to even care
>Sit there silent, reading books
>Teacher writes up words that we're supposed to remember as homework
>One of the words is challenged
>Teacher shouts out the words so that we can memorize how to pronounce them
>Teacher shouts out challenged
>Chad, instead of shouting out challenged shouts "ANON"
>Chads group of friend laughs
>okthen.jpeg
>Teacher ignores Chad and continues shouting out words
>Teacher shouts out "Tiny"
>I shout out "Chads dick"
>Entire class laughs, even Chads group of friends
>Chad gets super angry
>Alpha as fuck

>>39210113
Oh yeah, forgot to add. We were supposed to repeat after the teacher when she shout out the words for us to memorize. I also got sent home for the day because I "disturbed the class". Go figure

>>39205879
>Nigger says "YOOOOO, HE FLAMED HER ASS"

Fucking kek

>>39209100
>german humor

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>>39205879
>Nigger says "YOOOOO, HE FLAMED HER ASS!"
Thank you for this early morning kek.

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>>39202872
man gtfo your bantz shit mang

>>39205568
before i read your post i honestly thought that was a man

>>39205879
here's +10 internet points bud
ya did well

>>39202617

Girl texts me "happy birthday anon!!~"
Just got new phone, all contacts erased so I had no idea who this was
"Thank you! Sorry but who is this"
She didnt reply
After that found out that she cried
Wtf I was just trying to find out who tf texted me so I could thank them properly

>>39210766
Shoulda said "new phone who dis?"
Definitely would've been less sad

>>39210812
>new phone who dis

Wait r u srs or sarcastic.
Like Im srsly asking I have autism

>>39202617

Somewhat sociopathic kid talks to me.
Convo goes okay for a while
Tried to hold in my autismo as much as possible
..
"So what activities were you involved in school?"
"Harmonica Band"
"HAHAHA you fucking serious bro? Are you like a fucking faggot?"
"Yea, I really like playing the harmonica."
> Launch into autistic rambling about why harmonica is superior musical instrument

"You're fucking weird dude"
*Leaves me alone*

This wasn't the first time I went into autismo rage in hs.

Chat sat in my chair and my autism hyperactivated, so I swiped everything he had off the desk and started we fighting. The fight was a stalemate. He tried to scare me with talking, but I continued to try to fight him while blood was coming out and both our shirts were torn. He was like noope this fucker is crazy. And he awkwardly got his shit of the floor and went to his place. Everybody thought I was a weirdo after that. For example if a stacey bumped in me she started apologizing like crazy. Well better scary weirdo than the distorted human joke of the class.

>>39210766
Prob could have smashed that, too bad

>>39209576
10/10 meme you shouldn't feel bad

>>39206083
>resource officers
What
You guys have fucking policemen in your schools?

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>>39208978
textless posts aren't permitted anymore

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>high school
>me and sorta friends are out in the woods near one of their houses on a friday night
>they all plan to make a bonfire and get high and stuff
>we get there and start setting everything up
>they make me go get the wood by myself
>bring it back and start setting up the fire for them
>"it's ok anon we got it from here"
>sit back and watch them autistically fumble around with the logs
>they've very obviously never tried starting a fire/gone camping before
>they shove newspaper into it and put lighter fluid on it but it starts dying anyway really quick
>everyone freaking out getting mad
>they all start arguing with each other
>walk up to the shitty (((fire))) in the middle of the commotion and arrange the logs properly
>blow on ever so slightly and it instantly lights
>everyone staring like cavemen seeing fire for the first time
>get invited to do stuff more often and treated with respect

>>39202862
shut up man, he was just defending himself from some piece of shit chad who was clearly fucking with him
good going OP

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>>39202617
i wouldn't call it alpha, but every time chads tried to take the piss out of me in high school i would just respond with atrociously rude edgy shit that i knew would hurt them
for example:
>chad who i know had problems at home comes up to me
>"hehe looking good today anon"
>"fuck off you unloved white trash piece of shit"
>chad gets fucking flabbergasted
>the other chads go "ANON THAT WAS NOT COOL YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE FUCKING SAID THAT"
>be smug as hell
>chads and stacies continue to whine about how "insensitive " i am
felt good senpai desu

>>39208011
Did you go to South Burlington? I distinctly remember a weird skeleton Asian loli

>>39206216
le epic reddit meme xd

get out

>>39212672
Am I supposed to clap at you owning me as well?

>>39205879
shit, reminds me of something that happened to me, except shittier

I was reading, and a semi-qt emo-ish stacy asked me if I wanted to go make out in the hallway, and I just replied with, "What?"

Too bad I wasn't clever.

>Something like 3rd grade math, learning about tons and shit
>Fat negress next to me keeps talking about "niggles"
>am wtfing this whole time (didn't realize what she meant until a bit later)
>Fed up with her, so right in the middle of class I just blurt out
>You might weigh negress in ton(ne?)s
The whole class laughed, but I had to go 'put my name on the board'.

>>39211051
it's a normo meme

>>39212110
You remind me of this edgy "Satanist" I knew in Psych class. Loved the guy. Perfect balance of edgelord and madlad

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>on a walk
>pass through some old guys yard
>he yells "you can't pass through here! this will be the last time!"
>i just answer "okay thanks" without apologizing and move on
I had walked through his yard very frequently and I didn't realize it was private property. Later on I was told that I was supposed to apologize.

>>39209100
The finest of German humour

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Ehh I was bullied both in elementary and high school, thank God college is okay. Maybe cuz with increasing intelligence, will to bully is decreasing. But at least one story.
>around 14
>mom was overprotective cuz her cousin died as a child
>didn't know much about life
>only cared about going home from school to play vidya
>boys just talked shit to me and punched me for fun
>beared it for a few years
>one day I just raged, and broke this kids nose, few teeth and arm (he had weak bones or something) blood everywhere
>they stopped with bullying and beaten kid tried to be my friend (later I noticed he was gossiping about me)
And since I have nothing better to do, I will just finish my life story
>high school, pretty good so noone from my autistic elementary went there
>thought I can start over and be loved
>people somehow noticed I'm perfect for bullying even tho I talked a lot and tried to be as normal as I could
>started drinking, noticed people adore those who can drink a lot and are doing stupid shit when drunk
>can drink a lot, have alcoholism in blood
>people start slowly taking me back
>get into a group of good guys, only lil alcoholic
>over two years, I had significant influence in class
>used it to exclude people who bullied me from everything
>almost nobody talked to them and thought they are weak cuz they couldn't drink shit
>now I'm at college, with my Alco group and met shitload of good people
>everyone loves me

>be me 3rd grade
>girl that sits in front of me always fucks with me for some reason(for example when i get some thing wrong she goes ''Wow good job anon'')
>Teacher always gives her an angry look when she does that
>decide that every time she does that i will slap her in the back of the head
>she does it again
>slap her on the back of the head
>Ow anon what are you doing are you stupid ?
>slap her on the back of the head again
>Teacher, anon i hitting me on the head
>Teacher turns around and tells her ''Shut up for once and he will stop''
>she stops doing that

this was the first step to me becoming more alpha

>>39214873
Tfw she loved you

>>39214873
Nigga you slapped Takagi-san.

>serve customer at restaurant
>next customer approaches me with wide eyes and says "You handled that rude customer so well"
>tells my boss how well I handled a rude customer
>too autistic to realize first customer was being rude to me in my first place

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why do people feel the urge to bully?

why do bullys immediately want to be cool with the guy they fucked over after?

why are they so ignorant and heartless?

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>>39202617
>Supply teacher
>Gives us useless work sheet to do
>Fuckthis.png
>Sit there and goof off
>50% of class does not touch the sheet
>Bitch decides to single me out
>Starts going on about how I have to do my work
>Reply with "ok" but still dont do jack
>Almost end of class
>Bitch face starts whining about how she's gonna make me stay after class to finish
>Call her out on her bullshit
>Threatens to call the vp
>Tell her to her face she cannot make me stay in this classroom after the bell rings and she's stupid if she thinks any vp will back her up
>not word for word but not exaggerating
>Leave class
>get talk from vp later that day about how i need to do my work in class
>literally no punishment

>>39211895
Not autism really but alpha. Thanks for good reads

>>39211085
Man, I wanna learn the harmonica. How hard is it?

>>39208044
Goddammit, I was supposed to be signing for a package at work and I started laughing my ass off instead. I'm still fucking laughing.

>>39214873
I hope you told that teacher how awesome he is

No specific incident but i did learn over a period of time that i, being autistic, do not freak out under high stress situations in the way normans usually do. It's how i wound up working in law enforcement and later private security. I'll spill spaghetti all over the place in a casual conversation but for some reason i'm completely fine responding to and dealing with a gruesome car accident.

>>39208011
thats like calling a hobo poor... so alfa... so dominant

Barely alpha

>spic bus driver gets mad that people bring their friends on the bus
>stacy brings her friend on the bus on the last day of school before winter break I think
> I'm pretty analytical about rules no matter whose they are, and will call out inconsistencies, which usually pisses normies off
>bus driver starts yelling at her and her friend to get off the bus
>speak up and argue with the bus driver about it doesn't matter because it's the last day and the bus is almost empty
>other students looking at him pissed
>he lets stacy's friend stay on
>she comes up to me after the bus and says "that was pretty clutch anon"
>didn't know what clutch meant but smiled politely anyway

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>live in Russia
>move to UK at 12
>everyone making fun of me for being Russian
>one guy always said:
"In Russia, we fuck goat." (Russian accent)
>one time everyone eating at a table and he says that again
>reply:
"In Russia, we fuck goat. But in England, goat fucks us"
>everyone laughing and saying how I owned him

>>39202872
I don't even have a reaction image for this shit.

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>>39215662
Good shit, comrade.

How about a time my autism led to autism

>younger sister says she may want to get her hair dyed, in front of parents
>speak up and say that most people who get their hair dyed are socially inept, weird, or insecure
>"nuh uh, that's not true"
>Me- " I knew almost every kid with dyed hair in HS. I know what I'm talking about"
>parents agree with me
>"no anon, you don't have the social skills to do that!"

I hate being an autist, almost every argument my family loses is wrapped up by being called an autist in one way or another

>>39205051
Was the pack of Chads the same kids as the football team?

>>39215838
Sorry, just read my way to
>>39209214

>>39215808
Should have had your hair dyed, preferably same color she wanted.

>>39215218
Not that hard. Definitely easier than piano or guitar. Get a good one tho, hohner brand, most other brands suck

>>39215298

Fuck is this really a tism trait? I'm exactly like that

>>39215662
Spit out my vodka

>>39202872
Please stop samefagging your shitty post, thanks.

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>girl asks for my number
>too autistic to know why
>friend tells me a few classes later its to stand me up to hurt me
>heard her friend talking about it in one of his classes
>make a petition to kick her out of our computer class that me, her and her friends, and my friends had together
>pass it around and everyone signs it
>give it to her friends and they laugh and sign it too
>eventually it lands on her desk and she sees it
>sees her friends signatures
>goes quiet for the remainder of the year
>drops the class
>eventually transfers schools
I just wanted to show her no one was her friend and she had no one to impress, her tactic was futile. It would gain het no favor.