Do you always lie when asked "if you are alright" or "how you are doing" etc etc.
What is the IDEAL way IN an abstract or exact words someone could inquire about your wellbeing that you would answer honestly.
>Bendis round
AND actually not feel guilty or embarrassed about it
>>35545454
>"How are you Anon?"
>"Eh, ok I guess/I've been better"
>They ask what's wrong
Easy as that
>>35545545
No.
I mean the real reason.
What can someone, anyone realistically send out of their mouths to pull it out of you without you worrying about what happens next.
>>35545681
Ok what exactly is your goal here? My autism is peaking
Do you want people to talk about your problems with? Are you trying to ask someone about their problems?
OMEGLE THREAD! Get the fuck on and talk to people you loser
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bump
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join goddamnit
>>35545406
Stop bumping this shit again, it's always full of retards saying "Hello." and skipping, and other ones just instaskipping
Fuck Omegle
Was Julius Caesar a chad?
>>35545375
Undoubtedly.
Was talking to my dad about him being a total Chad earlier.
>>35545375
Well , he grew up in Suburra which was a terrible neighbourhood , his family was infamous and he was treated like shit by everyone till he did the Bello Gallico.
>>35545375
>painting shows that the statues weren't painted
Why did teachers lie and say that all the Roman/Greek statues were fully colored and lost their paint over the years so now the statues have a stone texture?
>Wanting a virgin gf is "high standards"
>>35545332
It is, if you're older than 16.
>>35545332
You might as well go to church and find a virgin girl. How old are you, OP?
>>35545332
>wanting a gf
gtfo normie cunt
I feel like such a loser
>on ski trip
>did good yesterday on advanced greens
>tired today, did a few runs end up demotivated
>dad gets mad at me and tells me I need to work harder or else I'll end up like my brother
>tell him I just want to give up
>he gives me money to eat at the main village and says he'll see me later
>sitting at a table with money I have too much guilt to spend
What should I say to my dad when he gets back?
>>35545243
Tell him that it's just fucking skiing and he needs to grow up.
>>35545243
>wahhhhhhhhhhhh Im on a ski trip
fuck you you fucking faggot.
>>35545279
He's always like that. Even if it's something that doesn't completely matter in life he always tells me I need to try harder or else I'll be a failure.
Why does this movie make normies cry without fail?
>>35545229
Because it's become a social norm to find this specific film sad and cry at it so of course the normies all follow suit.
Because pupper died baw. I haev feels.
There are a lot of movies in which dogs die, that haven't acquired the fame of marley & me.
It's more about the fact that it's actually a good, well written film. In a lot of films where someone dies at the end, they didn't spend any fucking time making you care about that character, so you don't give a shit when they die.
Meanwhile, the entirety of Marley & Me is spent actually building up the relationship between the dog and it's owner.
>Tfw you find out Christopher Colobus founder of America is actually a rapist murderer who committed mass genocide against the native American people including deliberately giving them smallpox with blankets and that Latino's are actually the descendants of the many native American women his people raped.
>of the many native American women his people raped
If by this you mean all the native American women that all of Spain raped, then yeah.
It wasn't just that lil nigga, it was an entire country that came here to conquer, murder, and rape
>>35545313
This is a sick world...no , the people are sick.. people truly are awful
>>35545214
>tfw you find out that Christopher colombus wasn't actually the founder of America and merely discovered it
You'll know this feel now, OP
>go to small concert of favorite band
>feel something tickle my ear
>look back quickly dont see anything
>happens again
>look back and see a girl wave
>turn back figuring she was waving to someone else
>happens again very annoyed now at whoever is doing it
>shoot my hand up and grab
>turn around scowl and yell stop it!
>realize its the girl waving's hand
>instant regret
>hear "my friend thinks youre cute you fucking psycho"
>stand frozen the rest of the night can barely enjoy the music
Well I blew it and she ruined the show....
>>35545090
Honestly, wouldn't say that you were the one in the wrong here. If she wanted to get your attention, she could have easily done it in a more obvious and less fucking annoying way. I think you had the right to get mad and tell her to cut it out.
Her friend probably yelled that as a knee jerk reaction because women aren't used to being rejected/told no. She therefore immediately had to insult you and try to bring you down so that she could still feel like she has control.
Bet that fucking bitch didn't even like the music.
>>35545231
Yeah harassing someone isn't a way to hit on them
>>35545231
It seemed like a very autistic and surreptitious way to get someones attention. Yeah I probably toasted those roasties and they were ruining the opener who I was into. Thanks anon.
I have a 2 other times where I autisticly rejected a woman one was a flat out no without even realizing what I did. Perhaps deep down i want nothing to do with them.
Hi.
I'm from a place which is probably unknown to the internet, I am writing from Gil-git a place in Baltistan in Pakistani Occupied Kashmir.
>Pic related is our flag (for the Gil-git baltistan independence movement)
I have a question for you 4chan.
what do you think of my country, (pakistan) , My state (baltistan) or region (gil-git).
Also what do you think of India and in turn Indian Occupied Kashmir (Ladakh, jammu)
And a final question i hope this is not dragging on long. but what would be the "Race" Of my people in your view and by genetics?
do we appear no different than say, Tamil people in india? or Malaysians or Kazakhs?
thank you for taking the time to read my questions. Have a great day friends, best wishes.
Kill yourself you fucking pakinigger
I do not think about Pakistan. I have never heard of Baltistan or gil-git.
I think you people are fucking retarded. You should just adapt to western values and society so you can stop living like you're 300 years behind the rest of the world. I mean, just look at that flag, it looks fucking retarded. Like some tribe niggers' flag or something.
Just my two cents.
This is the kind of joke you can be fired for in the current year.
It's a normal joke
And you should be.
Sexism should not be tolerated in the workplace
Only when you work with fat faggots like Greg Miller.
Which gender am I? What race am I?
"male" gook
>>35544966
i don't see people through lenses like "gender" or "race". those things simply don't exist in my mind anymore: I HAVE TRANSCENDED INTO THE NU-SPECIES.
There is no difference between us, we are all one and equal.
>>35544966
>triple dubs gets
male(?) philip-white mix?
>Be me
>Jobless
>Looking for connections
>Get invited to party from guy named Jack
>Tell me how "Jack has your back." "Jack is crazy, man." "Jack is awesome."
>Directions to party is shit.
>Friends and I hop electronic gate to apartment complex to Buddhist or Hindu temple
>Hey, this place is kinda fancy, a rich Asian barrio with the charming amount of sleeze
>Old timey streetlights with the white orbs on Gothic poles
>Walk around for ten minutes
>WTF! Wrong apt complex
>Hop the gate again
>Go to the right complex
>It's like a shitter version of the Buddha one.
>It's so shitty, it looks haunted
>Find our way to Jack's apartment
>Knock_knock.wav
>No answer
>Knock 1 more time
>No answer
>Friend Kevin asks me to look in the window to see if anyone home
>Jack is wearing towel
>Make accidental eye contact
>>35544964
Is there more to the story anon?
>>35544964
sounds like you're about to get raped.
>Jack answers door
>Sees Kevin and Mike
>Kevin introduces me to Jack and I hardly speak.
>I look around the house
>All this faux-Amerindian shit, and wolf carvings, and dreamcatchers
>Couches are covered in cig ash and butts
>Tables and any other flat surface covered in various obscure alcoholic drinks
>Get a good look at Jack
>White as ice
>The dude is a total waPawnee, a weaSiox
>Jack gets dressed and inserts every conversation about his sexual activity with girls, as if he is insecure about some closet queerness
>Limp Bizkit is on the radio and won't stop playing
>Jack sings along
>I sit still as a statue, speaking only when spoken to.
>"You know what I like? Kissing girls. It's so awesome."
>No shit
>Party starts as three girls walk into the house
>Two of them are sluts looking for an easy fuck and one brown girl is just there for the free weed
>I'd smoke some too if I weren't looking for a job
>Jack, to impress the slut duo, chugs some drink. I think it was Jack Daniels, some Bacardi. I don't drink, so I don't know
>Three new guests enter
>One edgy looking plumber Count of Monte Cristo, skull ring wearing, Leon Trotsky beard having, Matrix looking motherfucker.
>Some slightly chubby guy
>And a stoner with a Jack Russell terrier, Shaggy and Scooby-doo
>Chubby guy has a jar of weed in his hands and asks everyone to smell it
>Too strong. It smells like a skunk spraying on a fiery Soviet tire.
>Chubby guy asks for my debit card, pointing to his nose
>Don't have card on my, but Kevin lends Chubby his
>Chubby goes to the bathroom to squanch
>"SNNIIFFFF, oh yeah. SNIFFFF, fuck! SNIIIIFFFF, uh."
>Chubby returns sweaty, handing Kevin his card. He looks like he wants to die.
>One slut changes it to dubstep in place of Bizkit
>Halleluja!
>Jack then suggests we go to this bar that turns a blind eye to underage drinking because Kevin is under 21.
>The cars are loading up and Jack, drunk as a Slav, demands that he's driving his own car.
hairy asshole
ama
im so lonely someone talk to me
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>35544962
Ever had a pilonidal cyst?
Curious if other hairy ass anons have had it
t. Hairy ass anon who has/had a pilonidal cyst
What food ya eating, anons?
>>35544909
Chips, skirly, carrots and gravy. Hearty meal for work out later.
>>35544909
Nothing, going shoping outside is too stressful.
>>35544909
Stop eating trashy meat. Go vegan.
What do dicks taste like??
Considering going gay
Like skin?
this is unoriginal
I hear on good authority that it's exactly like bags of sand. Thank me later.
>>35544827
It skin. Suck on your forearm and you'll get a general idea. Cum is another story