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Yes, I want to know if she's cute or not.

>>35628910

No, kys. Fucking subhuman piece of shit

>>35628979
Ask and ye shall receive
>Wait for about half an hour
> She shows up
> 8/10 brunette
> Wearing simple red dress
>Allofmyspaghetti.webm
>She walks over to me
>"Hi, you must be anon,right?"
>Y-yeah
>"Hi nice to meet you, your mom told me all about you"
> She sits down and we talk(mostly her while I'm sweating bullets over in my overstrained seat)
>Shes a nice girl she teaches yoga and shit like that
>Pretty soon the waiter comes over and gives us our menus
> Scan through menu
>Don't see anything equating to chicken tenders or pizza
>Ask waiter what he recommends
>Says that the best thing would be would be the beef tongue.
>Without thinking I say that fine.
Contd

is this from heathers? with winona-baby?

>>35628933
Yeah the musical is pretty great.

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>turn 22
>remain friendless
>hopefully die

>>35628899
When I was like 18 I lied and told them my oneitis at the time and I were dating and that we had sex, using condoms of course.

>>35628899
Not a virgin

Told my dad that I'm not. My mom would probably be upset to hear that I had sex, especially with an Asian

my parents would kick me out if i weren't a virgin. my parents don't believe in premarital sex or pornography and i'm not allowed to date outside the faith that i don't believe in anyway ;(

why are you me
originallity

>>35628852
you have to turn all that sadness into anger if you want it to stop. of course, this isn't fair for her at all but it's much easier to function hating your ex than missing her :^)

>>35628939
I'm trying anon. I'm trying. Last few times I saw her I refuse to talk to her or even let her know she exists. But I know she doesn't care anymore so it's like whatever. I still am dominated by her presence in the room. She could care less about me now. Fucking kills me because it is 100 percent my fault even though she set me up to fucking fail

i dont want to die but no matter how hard i try life feels empty and meaningless

>>35628786
I don't want to die, but the world sucks right now.

nah you're the first person on r9k who's ever wanted to kill themselves. Congrats OP.

>>35628770
That's a hilariously transparent gambit and it'll only make you look like a coward. Just find similarly fucked-up people online.

>>35628770
Frame it as you are just telling a story. Adjust anything to make the story sound better

>>35628810
>Just find similarly fucked-up people online.
>>35628813
Yeah but will it work?

Im at the end of my rope here.
Ideally I want to stop existing, but I have to settle for death.
But I don't have the courage or resources for that right now for that again.

All I do is sleep, and base my whole goal around it.
No computer no vidya.
I lurk sometimes but my goal is to sleep until something kills me.
Im probably depressed but I dont care and nothing matters but avoiding everyonr and sleeping.
No rent no nothing.


Im living in a homeless shelter, I sleep all day and tell my case worker that A temp agency has my resume and I call bi weekly as they will contactvme if employ is available.

Itbwas actually true for a while until I realized they can't know im lying.

But now they keep trying to get me into programs I have no excuse to avoid.

If you're too crazy in here, they transfer you to a place called ward's island.

I hear its terrible
Ive only had enough peace and sleep cause they think im a tryhard down in his luck normie.

They don't know im a freakish husk waiting for death.

>>35628748
Marriage for me is as unlikely as a life of wantonly promiscuous hedonism.

Ayy was gud

Was saving it for marriage in middle and high school, and I still am. Although it just hit me that even if I wanted to lose it now, I couldn't. kek

>>35628748
>acting as if u had a choice in the matter

fuck off unfuckable

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Ok here's a columbine pepe

>>35628742
if you frogpost you are a normalfag

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Bump
Originaliosmius

Just tell her to come chill and that's it. Do all the talking either on the phone or in person. Don't be a simp texting her all day and shit. Make her your fuck buddy and keep her at a distance.

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Face it. You know along with everyone else here you have no shot in hell. So just burn the number and go back to writing pepe scat porn you little fuckin piece of shit.

Send "pls respond" as your first message

She will think you sent a message and she didn't respond, which will cause her to feel bad and make her offer her pussy as reconciliation

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it was only just a dreammmmm

>tfw almost never remember dreams
>when I do they are horrible
how do have nice dream anons?

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>tfw regularly dreams about her yet don't have the guts to even say hi to her in real life

>>35628624
How did you sleep so long

>>35628639
I don't want to wake up and face reality

>>35628624
What I did:
>wake up after sleeping for 4 hours
>eat cereal
>vidya for 6 hours
>eat lunch
>shitpost for 6 hours
>order pizza for myself
>vidya and shitpost for 3 hours
What I was supposed to do:
>nothing I don't have any goals for myself

>>35628580
i was looking for my fuckimg sweatshirt. get off my damn back you cunt

>>35628580
I wanted to smell your well-worn socks while you were gone, but it looks like you aren't gone after all.

>>35628580
The Hobbit poster in the background

CPAs make great beta providers, go for it

>>35628549

CPA here. Yeah, probably. I have a few clients that would fuck me just to get out of paying the bill for the completion of their 1040.

>>35628549
if you could do it then you could probably do it now
the title alone should help for like, prescription pill addicts and late-thirties moms with mixed race kids

Sorry that no one is replying to this thread. Here is a bump 4 u

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y u do this OP

>>35629340


new link

https://discord.gg/y9PXARp

>>35628496
who cares fuck off bitchtits

>>35628496
If so the judge had better give her 2 months in jail just for drinking booze underage.

All I know is the cutest girl ever has erased all evidence of her existence so now I'm grieving to the equivalency that she might as well have died.

This is hell.