>"Well big bro, what are you doing in MY room? Explain

>>35628580
i was looking for my fuckimg sweatshirt. get off my damn back you cunt

>>35628580
I wanted to smell your well-worn socks while you were gone, but it looks like you aren't gone after all.

>>35628580
The Hobbit poster in the background

>>35628580
I needed to tell you that mom is having an affair, before dad confronts her

I thought i had someone to talk to when i have my mental breakdowns. Sorry "sis"
Also im here to collect rent you cheap whore

I was looking for some easy pussy

Guess I found it *unzips dick*

>>35628690
LOL I'm SUCH a NERD!!! XDDD

*fucks Chad*

>>35628874
this, exactly what i was thinking

>>35628874
How is the hobbit for nerds? No one thinks this

>>35628580
>flat ass
>big feet
>strong jaw
>broad shoulders
>hobitses

>>35628930
What? Nerds love Tolkien and fantasy.

>>35628580
>big bro
Can big bros please get in here and tell me about having a hot little sister and/or your fantasies with one? I am a little bro so I don't feel very guilty about my incest fantasies.

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>>35628580
YOU TOOK MY POSTER TO HANG IT UP IN YOUR ROOM, THEN TO TAKE A SELFIE WITH IT TO BE A FAKE NERD FOR CHAD. I'M FUCKING ANGRY WITH YOU. *ding* FUCK MY HOTPOCKETS
REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35628874
>women literally cannot enjoy popular movies and also have sex

?

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>>35628930
it's not for nerds. he's saying that dumb women consume low quality normalcuck media and then think that makes them nerds.

you could be a nerd if you had a copy of the actual hobbit book but not those shitty 2/10 Hollywood flicks from a few years ago

My little sister used to whine so much about me being in her room. So one time, when she had her friend over for a sleepover, I waited until she was asleep, took her friend into her closet to watch a romantic movie, then fucked her.

What a night.

>>35629216
go into detail 25234

>>35629207
what makes you a nerd, anon

>>35629207
>fake nerds are people who enjoy nerd culture
>read nerds are ugly people

am I reading this right, anon?

>>35629250
She was this white girl, nice blue eyes and brown hair, in good shape because she was on my little sisters' soccer team. We watched something called "Big Fish". I remember nothing about the movie, we just drank a bunch of my dad's vodka while she sat on my lap and I said meaningless phrases in Spanish because I figured out that she had some kind of latino fetish. Then stuff happened and idk, a little while later she was riding me. I wish I could go back and ask my 14-year old self how he pulled that off.

i explain myself and exit the room and don't do anything sexual because I am not a incestual peice of shit

>>35628580
WHY ARE YOUR FEET SO BIG???

My little sister and I unironically made out when I was 12 and she was 11. We had just been fighting (we're basically twins, she's exactly 1 year younger), and our parents made us spend time together to make up, and she said "you want to touch tongues?" and I said "yeah, ok", and we did, and then our lips touched too, and her hand was on my balls....

We don't talk anymore.

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I LET YOU LIVE WITH ME RENT FREE OUT OF SOME ABSTRACT SENSE OF OBLIGATION TO OUR PARENTS YOU ROASTIE

YOUR ROOM?
YOUR ROOM?

REEEEEEEE

>>35629292
>if you're a pretty person who devotes as much time to escapism as robots you're mentally fucked
>if you also engage in relationships and all kinds of normgroid faggotry your mental fuckery probably equates to being a despicable fake robot virtue signalling for quirky points or some shit
>these people may not be more at fault for their shitty behavior than /r9k/ posters but they're not well liked here.
read it like so

>>35628580
Stop wearing my fucking clothes. My pants are MY pants!

Also here's your stapler.

It's good to see we've moved beyond obsessing over her being transgender.

Panties off in 5 or the pizza's canceled. I don't want to hear you complain

>>35628580
Take off those fucking clothes off, you look like a fucking Arts major. Yes you have to, otherwise I'm telling mom you smoke weed. Stop crying and start sucking

so that's how it feels to have a sister huh

>>35629104
>thinks liking popular movies makes you a nerd

????????????????????

>>35631007
who ever claimed that other than the imaginary person you originally quoted

>>35628937
>strong jaw
>bad thing
shit is erotic as hell