How Do I Into Txting Grills?
>be me Senior year of high school
>gf broke up with me before Prom
>mummy gets me last-second Prom date who ends up being fine as hell
>go to Prommy-boy, kiss her, but it ends up getting weird and we leave early
>never see her again, delete her number because she lives far away
>fast-forward 2 years to NOW
>sophomore year of college
>find out she is a freshman at my college now
>want to make a move and give her the diddly donkey-shrock
>don't know how
>mummy ends up getting her number from her mummy
>she gave me the number today
What is my next move robots?
Just tell her to come chill and that's it. Do all the talking either on the phone or in person. Don't be a simp texting her all day and shit. Make her your fuck buddy and keep her at a distance.
Face it. You know along with everyone else here you have no shot in hell. So just burn the number and go back to writing pepe scat porn you little fuckin piece of shit.
Send "pls respond" as your first message
She will think you sent a message and she didn't respond, which will cause her to feel bad and make her offer her pussy as reconciliation
>>35628687
This is a guide to texting that /r9k/ put together a while back, and for the most part I believe it's true.
The in-depth guide to texting/messaging women.
1) Never send more than two messages without a response.
2) Never send another message after 3 minutes without a response.
3) If she starts to reply noticeably less, then cut her off completely to keep your fucking dignity.
Women LOVE to talk about themselves. You've seen modern women - constantly on their phones, constantly texting. If she was interested, she'd be lighting up your phone.
Just don't be a clingy bitch. Not only do you lose your dignity, but you feed her ego at the same time.
While those three rules are true, the most important ones are these:
1) Don't text her for no purpose: if you're going to text her, it's to hang out. Texting for texting's sake is a mistake.
2) Don't send too many messages but make the conversations last by waiting; time stall
3) You start the conversation, establish a connection and tell her when and where. Nothing more, nothing less.
She's the one who sends the last message. The one you don't reply to. If you don't wanna talk, don't reply. If you don't know what to say, don't reply. If she's taking the lead, take it back or don't reply. If you can't fuck her in the near future, don't text her.
She has thousands of guys replying to her messages in a heartbeat. Be the difference.
>>35629370
I have come to understand these rules through my own personal experience...
but my biggest problem is with the opener.
Should I invite her out first message or ask her a few questions about herself after a quick greeting as a warmup?
I think I will invite her to a party, as my college has tons of them but she lives far off campus and may not be invited to them because of that
>>35629600
Hey man if you got an opener like that fuckin' use it. You already kinda know her, maaaybe just open up with asking how she's been, y'all haven't seen each other in forever, ask if she wants to meet and catch up sometime.
>2nd line
>gf broke up with me
done reading right there
dropped and trash get the fuck out