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>>35770713
I think those are times ya fucking dingdong

>>35770757
are you saying they spent 2 hours driving to each house to pick up 3 grown people to take them to a heated pool?

>>35770813
>Why don't people drop all of their obligations to come to my party

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>>35770704
I have a cloud drive with approximately 4000 meme images saved to it, dating back to 2013. Most of them are unsorted, but a lot of them have names I can search fir. A good thing to laugh (or cringe) at in retrospect, but if you're really worried about digital hoarding, just delete it.

That being said, you're on /r9k/. Do you really have anything better to do with your time?

>>35770879
yes, i do. and fhsldkf 4k jesus
im at 1.8k minimum and i don't know how i got here. life = gg no re. i'm going with the mentality of "if someone were to confiscate my computer and look through my files, how ashamed would i be of having this?" in deciding whether to keep each file. thanks fellow anon

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>only has 1,000 mimi reactionary faces

>idk what to do with my life after highschool
>dad wont hire me
>onetis
>lonely af
>isolated from everyone
>never been to a house party

>>35770853
why do you want to go to a house party? its filled with normies.

>>35770877
Not anon but it could be to have the experience or to even feel wanted in such a manner.

Hotels even have "do not disturb" signs to hang on the door handles.

>>35770561
>start jerking off furiously so im hard by the time she opens the door

>>35770561
fuckin book it

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>>35770545
Turn on my Apple TV on my 66" inches screen TV.
Play the hottest POV porn video I have to date.
Sit in front of my giant screen and wait for the doggy style scene in the video.
Watch it until my dick gets rock hard.
Pull it out and cum all over the place

Delicious!

Well first I have to be doing something actually beneficial to my well-being. I get all horny, lubed up and start fucking my ass for 1-2 hours, then I cum in my own mouth for that extra protein.

>>35770545
usually I get into a skype call with friends and masturbate on there while talking to them. I sit on a vibrator and pump my penis. Normally I swallow my own stuff.

>>35770469
I'm too afraid to talk to girls and I'm picky.

i'm an average looking guy, with average income, living an average life. my social skills are below average.

average+below average isn't good enough to get an average looking woman.

I'm an unattractive manet with severe social issues. Ezpz

>>35770445
Either become a girl and have sex with a man, or just straight up have sex with a man

Just slap that sluts ass, and ask to smash brah

>>35770445
Be tall, athletic, wealthy and have great social skills. Not to hard, I think.

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I've bought 4.

Every single one of them was too small for my penis. My penis is only 6.5" x 5.25"

They didn't feel that great, and one was just painful (lolinco), I threw two out, and almost never use the other 2.

Thinking about buying this next, it's described as "loose" by many people.

https://www.toydemon.com/magic-eyes-kabejiri-onahole-masturbator

As soon as I get my own room, ie not foreseeable future

>>35770518
>buys a loli hole
>complains that it's too tight

Yes.

Faggot.

I mean you could have just googled it but you wanted to lewd post.

Fuck you.

>>35770407
you can, but where do you live that you can't just go buy lube through a self checkout

>>35770407
It's what I use. feels pretty good.

Oops sorry guys I meant to post this in >>>/b/ haha

Ukrainian
want to add:
any

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FUCK OFF NORMIE SCUM OUT OUT OUT! YOU DON'T BELONG HERE LEAVE RIGHT THIS INSTANT! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35770400
Jewish girls are pretty fine, excellent breeding grounds for superior white genetics.. didnt think about that. DID YA?

>>35770400
My bank account has less than 5 digits.

>>35770442
>tfw This actually bothers me. We are in a time of war anons.. Let me see your war face.

>>35770385
No. If you confront her, you either lose a friend, or lose a potential partner. You lose in both situations, so you have to just keep going as you are, or ghost her, or talk to her less and give generic answers until you stop talking to her all together.

If you're a robot, I'd tell you to just wait and see how things turn out. You could probably use a friend

>>35770385
>confront
Don't create a pointless conflict, because she'll get defensive and you'll just both end up worse off.

If you still think you have a chance, try to invite her to hang out again.
If you don't still think you have a chance, just stop being friends with her. Either by being like "yo, I don't wanna just be friends so I think we should stop talking." Or by just slowly drifting away from her.

SUPER ALTERNATIVELY: just be her pen pal

>>35770454
I tried to ghost her and she noticed. Said I was being emo. That's when I started acting normal around her basically keeping the peace. I'm just tired of it in all honesty, we use to hang out and she use to invite me to go places. I don't know why it changed after I asked her out

Join this server to ascend to NEET heaven.


bump

I like this server

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This is mandatory.

i know that feel senpaitachi. no matter how hard i try it's just blehhhhh

Because God hate you.

Used to be me when I was 14. Then I watched a gay youtube video about how to make you voice deeper and now I have a deep, commanding voice and I no longer sound like a girl

>>35770248
Well, because, benzos are like the heroin of anxiety meds, a quick fix, that a drug solves. While, chemically restructuting your brain so that you require it to function normally. I mean like in an instinctual and regulatory way, that requires withdrawal to get out of. Why would you voluntarily do that?

>>35770248
I either black out or get tired on them

>>35770248
that would be too expensive and develop a tolerance