can you explain to me how you masturbate?

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>>35770545
Turn on my Apple TV on my 66" inches screen TV.
Play the hottest POV porn video I have to date.
Sit in front of my giant screen and wait for the doggy style scene in the video.
Watch it until my dick gets rock hard.
Pull it out and cum all over the place

Delicious!

Well first I have to be doing something actually beneficial to my well-being. I get all horny, lubed up and start fucking my ass for 1-2 hours, then I cum in my own mouth for that extra protein.

>>35770545
usually I get into a skype call with friends and masturbate on there while talking to them. I sit on a vibrator and pump my penis. Normally I swallow my own stuff.

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>>35770621
Anon that was a bad picture, have this one, it works better for 4chan

>>35770545
> get boner looking at 4chan
> go on pornhub or google images
> jack off for 10 minutes
> doesn't even feel good anymore, I just do it to distract myself
> clean up
> why do I even do this
> not attracted to real girls anymore, too self-concious to even have sex
> cry, then pass out
I just want a girl to cuddle with me. It's all I ask from this dumpster fire of a world