What's your excuse for not having a gf? oregano cement

>>35770469
I'm too afraid to talk to girls and I'm picky.

i'm an average looking guy, with average income, living an average life. my social skills are below average.

average+below average isn't good enough to get an average looking woman.

I'm an unattractive manet with severe social issues. Ezpz

I reject any and every advancement from girls.

I want a bf instead

main one is that i cant drink(medical condition), here in brotbongland getting wasted is the culture and no one wants a boyfriend who cant drink

>>35770469
Is pizza supposed to sound like please? That's weak as fuck.

>>35771378
maybe it was the girl asking the boy. he looks like he might call himself pizza and i bet he wears that pizza costume all the time to get attention.

>>35771378
Push-leeza also sounds bad

Is that the kind of shit you have to do nowaydays to court a woman?

People dont actually talk to women in real life, do they? I'm dead fucking serious.

>>35770469
because women don't love men and they will leave you at the first sign of trouble. if you lose your job and become handicapped she will leave your ass.

I have standards that consist of don't be obese (as i have been getting /fit/ and don't think that is too much too much to ask, she could literally look like she got beat in the face with a hammer and i would be okay with that)

Somehow i blow it with every girl i talk to through dating apps.

Not sure what is wrong with me at this point.