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Okay so i came here to share my feels with you brothers! Need few advices and thoughts.

>be 19
>beta af, social life starts to rebuild
>moved to new city so i know nobody
>start playing guitar in a church
>meet cute girl who sings there
>go for a drink with friends and she is there
>apparently they are all friends or squad whatever
>start talking and discover that we have mutual topics/interests and like each other
>wanted to ask her out few times latter n shit but found out that she is somewhere around 14-15 or 16
>mfw she looks older
>mfw only woman that liked me enough to go out with me is far from legal
>mfw im so beta i need to seek advice from r9k

What to do in this situation besides becoming an hero?
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just forget it and move on
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Check your state's age of consent with pic related, it might be younger than you thought
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>class discussion
>never speak but today I feel like speaking
>begin my sentence
>another student jumps up and yells
>"SHUT THE FUCK UP! WHO SAID YOU ARE ALLOWED TO TALK?! YOU PIECE OF SHIT!"
>classmates start cracking up
>teacher tries to calm everyone
>run out the class on the verge of crying my eyes out
DAMN THESE NORMIES

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My younger cousin gets picked on by ghetto black kids and idk how to help him. He just started high school and is in a public school. Ive been out of high school for about 2 years now and i went to a private school with a ton of rich white kids. any advice or experiences with these people that u could share so i can get a better understanding would be great.

Im not taking this shit to pol cause they racist
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>>35887597
What you would consider harassment by blacks is just teasing and a test. They weed out the weaklings. You're supposed to joke around and respond positively.

Not like
>hey I fucked your mom
>gee thanks

But like
>hey I fucked your mom
>walk over smiling
>who my mom?
>banter from there

This high level social interaction though be wary.
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>>35887636
Nah but call him names and be overly aggressive. Hes half Asian and half white and they make fun of his mixed race and threaten to jump him.
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>>35887636

I would advice that he not smile around them. They will see this as weakness, he has to look "tough," meaning angry or mad. He cannot be smiling and look happy.

t. coworker grew up in detroit ghetto.

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I want to have sex but no one wants to have sex with me.
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>>35887568
BRRRAAAARRRRAAAAPT
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>>35887568
welcome to /r9k/

"enjoy" your stay

original
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>send a pic of the only girl that wants to fuck
>it is a nude pic of her spread eagle on the bed
>my friend tells me I could do better

Ummm... thanks? If I can do better, where the fuck are those hotter girls that want to fug?

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You're afraid of love, aren't you? When you say "No one could love me", "I'm no good", "I don't deserve it", you're putting a wall around yourself to keep everyone out.

Are you protecting the world from yourself or are you protecting yourself from the world? If the former, how kind but misguided; you'll do much more good by embracing love. If the latter, how foolish! People may betray, but love never betrays anyone

Don't betray others and don't betray yourself. Give love a chance.
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What if the answer is both? I put a wall around me so that I don't end up betraying the world. But I also don't want the world to betray me. Because if the world doesn't betray me, I know for certainty that I would betray the world.
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fuck off nerd I just want to fuck black people to death
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>>35887555
People should thank me for not subjecting them to my presence desu

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Death by the Shining One
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>>35887551
You'll
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>>35887551
>>35887571
Know my
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>>35887621
Good ol friend

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im so fucking sick of being alive, i wish i had a fucking childhood. theres so many animes about fun childhood and innocent love between a boy and a girl, ill never get to experience it. im khv but if in some miraculous way i were to get into a relationship it would be based on sex, but if i were a kid it wouldve been pure unadultered love.

I JUST WANT PURE LOVE!!!
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PURE LOVE > TEENAGE SEX
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I fucked up so many opportunities as a teen, but that is just because I lost the personality lottery. Most people get a personality where they are "normal", people like us get a personality that guarantees we drop spaghetti every single time until we become self aware enough to go against our self sabotaging personality.
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>tfw 25
>tfw never been in a relationship
>tfw haven't talked to a woman that wasn't a cashier or a relative in probably 3 years at this point
>tfw know that I will never experience pure, innocent love like in my VNs
>tfw will never get to know all these feelings that people write songs and books about

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>My choker makes you want to do what to me anon?
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dump you and acquire a higher quality woman
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>>35887453
It makes me want to genocide you fucking roleplayers
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>>35887549
Why, when it's obvious roleplaying?

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Would you rather work a job you hate for more money, or a job you love for less money?
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>>35887394
>Would you rather work a job you hate for more money, or a job you love for less money?

It depends where in my career I am at the moment

If the options were between a shitty job that will help me get to where I want to be in life or a fun job eating ice cream all day I would choose the shitty job momentarily regardless of income

If the options were between my dream end game job that I love or some shitty job that makes more money I would choose the job that makes less because I love it
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Allows you to have free time
Pays well
Enjoyable

Choose 2
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I'd work any job that allows me to live comfortably. I don't give a shit about being rich, so yea I guess I'd work a job I love for less money, provided that money is enough for me to live comfortably.

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Give one one reason I shouldn't just move to Japan and start a new life?

>khv
>have IT degree
>can understand and speak some basic nihongo
>have money
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>>118828271
Nobody will give you a job and cost of living is rediculous.
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>>35887379
Enjoy a government formerly conquered by ayylmao
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>>35887379
Just go try it. Why not?

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They are a couple
She makes the money in the relationship
Explain

Is everything you say about the importance of looks and money to girls a lie?
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More pics of the two for you guys
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>she makes the money in the relationship

so she's a hooker
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I can't post textless but I just wanna post these pics and I'm hoping nobody else has already done this

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I am the next Brian Wilson
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I hope so. Brian is undoubtedly /our guy/
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>>35887356
Nah you're the next Dennis Wilson except you drown in dicks and he just drowned
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>>35887451
>he just drowned
Wasn't it drug abuse?

Anyways, I liked his music. And Black Lane Black Top is one of the comfiest movies from the 70s.

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>fap
>about to cum
>I start thinking about how I could fuck a qt virgin instead of fapping
>realize that's never going to happen because I'm autistic
>orgasm gets blocked

How do I stop this from happening?
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Don't fap
Oregano
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>>35887346

>There will never be a pill which inferior males can take to kill their romantic drive
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Good. Don't suppress that shame. Embrace it and use it to motivate you. The more I fap, the more I am motivated to go out and get laid, which is the exact opposite that most of these faggots will tell you online.

Doing no fap hurts me more than anything else.

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>Everyone is having more sex than ever before and yet you're a virgin still

r9k explain yourself
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>>35887311
Well I can't bring myself to just buy a hooker, for one. I feel like I have to earn sex, on my own merits and with my own abilities.

Someone on /co/ compared me to a John Steinbeck character because of this. I didn't get why.
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>>35887311
5% of men are having 83.4% more sex than ever before
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actually lifetime sexual partners is currently trending down, people are having less sex now than 40 years ago

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>setup completetly false tinder accounts
> manipulate people and make them travel across town to meet me
>they then realise they wasted 1 hour chatting with me and 2 hours travelling


Both guys and succubi become aggressive when they begin to understand my plot. They are mad that they felt into one of my schemes. While im dying of laughter they are in some random ass place dying of cold knocking on the door of someone.

I also post fake craigslist ads like selling stuff for super cheap or giving away stuff and i use a fake number text service like pinger and make normies travel for hours for no reason. Today i made a normie rush out from work to a random house 2hours from him just so he could get a brand new ps4 for free.


Im currently speaking to a prostitute i found on backpage im gonna send her 3hours from where she lives im gonna promise her to pay 2 grand.
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>>35887279

Gods work anon, god be with you
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Is that a picture of pepe fapping to CP?
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>>35887279
Why do you do this?

Do you think you have some undiagnosed mental issues underlying your desire to get back at the "normies"? Why or why not?

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>Oh, wow. Anon? I haven't seen you since we last dated. It's too bad we had to break up since you moved away for a while. How have you been? I really missed you.

What do you do/say? Will you still love her?
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>>35887243
She's so pretty in the first pic, why does thia kinda thing happen
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would date.
because she could lose weight and be perfect.

>>35887284

deep down, lesbians want to be men, or at least have masculine virtue.
she looks like a fat fourteen year old boy now, she isn't going to be patronised by men who know she's a woman and so adjust their behaviour.

simple.
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>>35887243
>I really missed you
This is really awkward, are women socially retarded?

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