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>>35917102
http://www.nationalreview.com/article/388974/withholding-sex-now-considered-sexual-violence-u-m-katherine-timpf

worth a read.

>>35917102
She's fucking someone else my man. If this is your wife you're talking about you need to take some action. If you're going to be a cuck, be a cuck that gets revenge

>>35917102
The above is truth

>>35917071
But the point is I don't succeed in life

>>35917071
I have known that feel.
That's why I need gf.

>>35917252
haha true. but i wasn't always a robot

>>35917055
nice dubs

the best I'm getting is knob, cob, ___, job

but I don't think that's it

Knob, cob, job, nigger

>>35917055
Slob on my knob
Like corn on the cob
Check in with me, and do your job

its a song

No, the group that calls themselves "robots" are predominately upper middle class, racist college/high school boys.

I think your observation is correct but not your terminology. The people here are the real "robots" but the robots are not really how they see themselves. Most are among the most privileged demographics.

r9k is the most extreme safespace on the internet. Here, the most privileged people in the world preform mental gymnastics to convince themselves that they are oppressed by the "essjaydoobleyoos" "joos" and "feminazis".

>>35917350
Keep in mind Opie might be referring to left handed ppls

Ugh being left handed sucks. Like the world is literally not made for us. Everything is super uncomfortable. Even driving, I wish I was in the UK at least

I'm going to ask my coworker if she is interested this weekend if the mood is right. She just broke up with her bf so I'm not sure how it'll go

>>35917064
Just don't tell her you had feelings for her; that's what got me into the friendzone.

Just straight up ask her out.

>>35917166

what about that gets you friendzoned?

Give her some spaghetti

Go ask /b/ or reddit, you 15 year old faggot

>dank memes
Hello underageb&, what made you leave Reddit?

Whenever I feel the urge to have sex with you I will eat a raw potato.

this would never happen to me because I would never marry someone until I've had countless sessions of filthy, perverse sex with her

>she separates sex and love

Fastest way to get dropped

>>35916943
did you actually ask girls out?

>>35916953
Yes. I always start conversations with small talk and try to slowly change the subject. I've only been on one "date" in my entire life. She brought a friend along and all we did was get coffee. Maybe they think I'm boring? Or just ugly and poor?

Get a Tinder, you'll have a gf within 2 weeks.

Bait, but I will say I use the same reasoning to not seek out relationships; namely, that if someone were attracted to me, then I would assume something has to be wrong with them.

The difference between you and me is that no girls ever try to be my "friend" or flirt with me.

>>35916912
Are you really good looking? I'm 24 and no girl has gone out of her way to befriend me, let alone flirt.

>>35916912
>inb4 some retard refuses you robotry because a girl is supposedly attracted to you
I feel you anon. I sometimes pretend I'm gay so that they leave me alone. Also allows me to act mildly autistic and get away with it.
I usually assume they're not really flirting and it's either their normal behavior and I look too much into it, or they just want something from me.

Fuck her, that's what I do. What kind of fucking question is that?

>>35916905
>tfw weak shoulder that's been dislocated 5 times in the past 4 years so I couldn't pick her up or do anything that people who fuck on the beach would do
Fug

Aim for the hole up the slit, not the little one above.

>>35916871
probably send it to a bunch of people in your contacts and then claim your phone got hacked and that its not your dick

>>35916892
That makes sense to me but it also could go HORRIBLY wrong

>>35916892
my face is in it

>>35916843
I don't. No internet friends either, but hey, things are fine. What about you?

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>>35916843
In my imagination I have a lot of them

i did when i was a kid. once i hit about 13 we grew apart because our interests were changing

i logout of my fake facebook account and close the tab

Realize that person isn't the love of your life. Then realize "the love of your life" is a romantic concept that has no basis in reality.

>>35916818
cry or fap, insult God, wonder if he slaps her, chokes her or makes her cum.
read her private texts, if possible. Learn the best ones she kept in the archive folder.

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>>35916769
Didn't you take sex ed?

>>35916890
literally all they ever said was stuff about abstinence and not even about what sex really is or feels like and then showed us books with normie questions about premarital sex and then topped it off with some shitty jpegs of what looked like a warty penis with blood and some other stds

literally they said abstinence all the time

>>35916942
>muh abstuhnance
fucking protestants i swear to god

>>35916733

I wish I could know this for absolutely certain

I mean its such a subjective thing that even if it was real there'd be no way to communicate its reality to anyone else

seriously if I could know if they were real i'd get to work on that shit

not worth the wasted time if they aren't tho

I mean I get a lot of tulpa posters are mostly just mentally ill attention seekers, but can they all really be that?

I can't believe I actually willed a Tulpa into existence before it became a meme on messageboards.

I guess my wizard powers are just too strong.

>>35916813

I mean it has basis in some older cultures, talk of thoughtforms and such

did you just do it by accident or something?