>Anon, I'm a virgin, but I want you too be the one to

Fuck her, that's what I do. What kind of fucking question is that?

>>35916905
>tfw weak shoulder that's been dislocated 5 times in the past 4 years so I couldn't pick her up or do anything that people who fuck on the beach would do
Fug

Aim for the hole up the slit, not the little one above.

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>Stick it in
>Fuck for less than 10 seconds
>Cum
>T-that was nice!

>that roast beef
>virgin

>>35916905
She isn't a virgin.
>>35917120
That isn't how that works. But you wouldn't know of course.

I'd probably just fuck her, I guess.

What the fuck else you gonna do, cry and run away?

>>35917107
>not being so turned on that you can keep going after the first cum

>u-uh, no, that's ok.
>walk to nearest civilization
>find out where I am, plan how to get home

impregnate her originally

>>35917135
>That isn't how that works. But you wouldn't know of course.
an of course you wouldn;t understand how memes work

>>35917585
Stupid memes don't deserve respect, no matter how long they've been a thing.

>>35917144
>cry and run away?
this
true story

>>35916905
>who are you?
>why would you want me to do that?
>You don't even know me!
>put your clothes back on
>why would you try to introuce yourself to someone like this.
>also you've pretty much just proven you aren't my type in any way except virginity.

>>35916905
Shove it straight in that dirty little asshole unlubed

>>35916905
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
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