I accidentally just sent a dick pic to my female boss im freaking

>>35916871
probably send it to a bunch of people in your contacts and then claim your phone got hacked and that its not your dick

>>35916892
That makes sense to me but it also could go HORRIBLY wrong

>>35916892
my face is in it

Don't worry, she'll love it. Women love dick.

>>35916871
Spam message her a bunch of dots to push the image up and out of sight.
Explain to her that you accidentally sent her an image intended for another person in your phone/contacts list/etc and that she shouldn't scroll back through messages.
Say sorry for doing it, move on with your life and don't overthink it.

post it, no homo. whether or not you'll be able to get away with it completely depends on how gross it is

Just send her that pepe with "I was not meant to send that to you. Sorry."

Send her a winky face

>>35916903
well you done goofed. maybe uh buy a burner phone and text your phone and say that if you don't give [hackers] money in 72 hours they'll send more nudes out and you just sent that one to show how serious you are, then call the police and apologize to your boss for getting into this mess.
this will probably go even worse though.

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>>35916922
Do this now while there's still time.

>>35916962
don't do this retard, just say it was an accident.

>>35916922
Either this or just straight up telling her that it was for someone else.

You're pretty fucked otherwise but this at least mitigates it.

>>35916962
Of course it will only get worse, but that is even more reason to do it.

>>35917087
this is my hope

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>>35916871
pack your bags anon lmao

>>35917011

it sucks if she thinks you're lying though

>>35917112
It's (presumably) the truth so it's his best course of action as far as I know.

>not texting "Oops, wrong person. But, you like what you see?..."

-t. Chad

>>35916902
desperate times call for desperate measures.

very orig

>he has his bosses personal phone number

Is this what I've been doing wrong all this time?

>>35916871
Is she attractive?

Fucking unoriginal my ass.

she still hasnt replied
im assuming shes asleep
i have to work tomorrow wtf am i suppose to say

>>35917168
Maybe actually calling her first thing in the morning or talking to her about it face to face.

Hearing that you're sorry about the mistake might go over better than text.

>>35917168
The truth, you sent it to her by accident, and then apologize. Any bullshit lie you try to spin is going to come apart eventually and be less believable than admitting it was an accident.

Unless she's a total bitch I doubt you're getting fired, but she IS going to show her friends.

This is why you don't take noods of yourself.

>>35916903
Then you need to own it. Act like she's lucky to have seen such an impressive sex instrument

>>35916871
1. Your boss will assume it was mistake or hack and won't care.

2. Don't store pictures of anything on your phone you that could get you fired you dumbass.

this thread is a meme and new fags are being taken for a ride

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>>35917300
It's entertaining. Who gives a shit if it's made up?
>hehe stupid newfags, don't they know that the events in this movie didn't really happen?

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>>35917300
its not a meme you dip
wtf

>>35917532
nice benis. any more pics?

>>35917532
Well at least it's nice. Just say sorry it wasn't for you. Don't be awkward or it WILL be awkward

>>35916871
One of my old bosses had a similar situation happen. She had an employee who accidentally sent her a pic of himself in his underwear. If your boss is anything like mine was she is going to show and tell this to everybody forever.

>>35917566
If the contact is Manager, just explain that your gfs contact (real or not) is some shit like Marcy or Manuela something that is right next to Manager

>>35917532
Your dick is gigantic and the pic is good in general. You might get by on your looks with this one

>>35917532
holy shit anon
i mean holy fucking jesus shit

are you sure she's not just gonna ask to sit on it

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>>35917532
>people are falling for this

>>35916871
How high up do you live? Is there a balcony nearby?

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>>35917532
I'VE SEEN THAT DICK BEFORE!

>>35917532

This is what you see when you RECEIVE a message, not sending.

Kys

>>35917532
send her another dick pic with a timestamp so I'm convinced

>>35917532
Holy shit King Aspergus, this doesn't prove anything. You posted a dic picture in a chat window. Where is the evidence that she's your boss. But I guess enjoy your 30 minutes of fame or whatever. Have a le upboat from me, your pal, anon

also nice dick, would suck / 10. You made me horny

>>35916871
tell her its urs so that she can feel safe while fapping

>>35916871
Why is that frog taking a picture of himself?

Tell her the truth, it was an accident. It's not a crime to have dick pics on your phone. Accidents happen, it's believable.

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>>35917665
It's like I'm on a board with a bunch of retards.
I love it.

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Nice screenshot taken from HER phone.
Try again later dipshit.