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Listen up.
You are not scared of death. You are scared of dying.
You are not scared of an infinite non-existence. You are scared of losing your finite existence.
Everyone who has ever lived or will live ends up in the same place. There is no end-game, at least not in this life, not on this planet. Realize this. Take the black pill. There's always at least one way out, robots.
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I'm scared of the pain before death
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>>35921787
>you
too many assumptions already anon
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I took the black pill long ago friendo
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>tfw you fall for someone online
>tfw they flirt with you back and spend days and nights with you on skype hanging out and watching movies
>tfw they call you their e-bf once
>tfw they find someone IRL in their area that they admit they don't like as much as me but are going to date because we live far away from each other
bad feels
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Try to avoid online relationships unless you can actually see the person irl every now and then.
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Go outside and maybe try meeting people the old fashioned way? Women are dying to talk to us and they expect us to make the first move most of the time so they feel even more hopeless bro. If you have free time on your hands go for walks, go to coffee shops, pursue a hobby, attend events. Confidence isn't on point ? Boost it by doing things you love or getting fit, a haircut a nice shave, new clothes. Positivity can do wonders. It's a mental game. remember, all you know is just your perception and your demeanor is all due to what and how you've lived so far. Perfect practice makes perfect. If you fail to plan you plan to fail. Get it brother !
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Do you really think long distance relationships work ya weirdo?
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If you were stuck on a desert island with only these people for the rest of your life, what would you do?
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>>35921666
kill the guy right away and make her pregnant as soon as possible
our kids will be half white, and kids with my kids will be 75% white and so on
eventually i will get a 99% white wife
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>>35921666
I'm prettier and have a better body than his gf. She's done for desu
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Kill myself so I wouldn't be disturbing their love.
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>buy a 6 pack of beer
>go home and drink them
>go back to the store and buy another 6 pack
>cashier keeps saying stuff like: "So you're back for more eh?", "Just wanted a few more it seems?", "Polished off the last ones huh?"
Is this some sort of normie tactic to make me feel ashamed of buying beer from him twice in the same night so I won't return again for a third time? This usually happens when I buy a second round of alcohol in the same night. I would rate his customer service as extremely poor and he comes off as intimidating and bullying to me.
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>>35921650
Maybe he's just trying to do his job and bant because he sees you as a regular customer
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>>35921650
why not just buy a flat of beer and not worry about going back?
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>>35921681
Because I don't want to be an alcoholic.
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>pizza delivery guy is being friendly and tries to make small talk instead of just handing me the food
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Hate that shit.
Also having to tip delivery as a burger is bullshit. I already paid 3 bucks for a delivery charge fuck off.
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>pizza delivery guy asks for the cash even though I used paypal to avoid feeling pressured into giving a tip
>stands just a bit further from my doorway and doesn't just slide my pizza through the crack the doorchain allows
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>>35921597
Just don't tip.
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>Emma Watson character "I was a whore"
>Lerman: "It's fine, I don't care, I won't judged your for your past, I wouldn't like to be judged for my past either"
Why wouldn't he like to be judged for his past?
He's like 14, what could he have done?
He was pretty good in school it seems, getting good grades, it's not like he ever did anything bad.
Yes, his aunt raped him as a kid but it's not his fault obviously.
So why would he not like to be judged for "the person he was"?
What did he do that was so bad?
If being kissless at 14 seems so bad to normies, imagine being 20+ and kissless like most of you here
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>>35921535
I'm not even sure if this is b8
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>>35921585
Why would it be bait?
If you tell normies you have not had any relationships and you're 14 it is already an embarassing thing to admit, but imagine their reaction when they discover a robot's "past"
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>>35921601
It feels like you're underplaying the fact that he remembered a repressed memory. That kinda shit can fuck you up I mean, you're finding a memory that at one point you couldn't even consciously handle
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listening to 4chan and my retard mother has ruined my life
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>be young impressionable little dumb shit
>need to pick a college major
>retard mother tells me since i like spending all day on the computer killing dragons and terrorist i then must like computers and should go CS
>retarded autist who tell everyone who isnt on the spectrum that their decision to pick somthing other then engineering or CS destines them to be a poor fag for life.
>decide to go CS
>academic advisor tries to tell me since i aint autistic that i shouldn't go CS but i think my idiot mother and 4chan are smarter then her
>i am now in my 4th year not knowing wtf i am doing at all, failing my upper divisions because i am expected to keep up with kids in sonic sweatshirts who don't do anything all day but work on some shitty github repo, school work and write fanfiction.
>cant get an internship because these said autist and pajeets who lie on their resume are picked over me
>meanwhile friends in business take bullshit classes that require maybe 3 hours of studying before a test.
>The people they compete for internships against are retards and women.
>they all have internships and jobs lined up after graduation that start at the same salary as CS
i am so fucked. After i post this everyone just ignore the hordes of autist who will post in this thread with their superiority complex because they decided to spend their time working 8 hours a day contributing to a shitty open source game engine and learning Japanese.
They are useless in all forms of life besides making your banking app and video games. Best they can hope for out of life is a fat wife who cucks him and uses him for beta bucks.
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If it's any consolation I got a good giggle out of your troubles
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>>35921513
Sounds like me when I went to college but unlike your dumb ass I dropped out after the first year and went to community college and got an AA degree and am now working as a janitor.
Take that you fucking dumbass.
Please end my life.
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>>35921513
well shit
If only we had a time machine UUUU
Hello wagie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRHCp9Wblro
Another day another dollar!
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>>35921492
It's funny, because none of this can't happen as a NEET.
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>>35921589
The NEET Life can be very rewarding if you know what you're doing.
Unfortunately, most NEETs indulge themselves in anime and vidya rather than spending their abundance of free time expanding their minds.
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>>35921492
Thisis a very precise video.
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ITT: who was the indivifual who had the greatest impact, for better or for worse on your life anons?
What did they do?
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>>35921472
Have not yet met such a person
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nobody. that is why i have failed and not progressed as a person. never even got started.
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>>35921472
Tied between ex-gf and oneitis.
Oneitis taught me that being passive will ruin my life.
Ex-gf taught me that the easy path is often the worst path.
Now they're both out of my life and I'm all alone, left only with those two lessons
to guide me forward if I ever meet people again. I hope I don't fuck up a third time,
this has hurt plenty already.
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Is finding a sex partner on tinder seriously as easy as people say it is?
Also: Tinder sex stories thread
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Y-yeah, I downloaded Tinder, and I pushed the gu-get laid button and now I'm railing tail with the best of them
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>>35921453
No, only if you're above 8.
No stories because nothing ever happened instead of inflated egos.
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>>35921470
Is there a secret code you have to tell the girl in order for her to let you slip it in?
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Fuck you if you aren't eating instant noodles right now
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Instant noodles aren't real ramen you fat sack of shit
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I'm eating at least oone cup noodle a day.
I've been eating healthy homemade cooking, but in the night I'll get a craving and eat one cup.
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Fuck you if you are not doing math right now
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>Mother is highly intelligent
>Dad is an idiot
anyone else know this feel? it's a weird one
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>>35921421
yes!
>dad is intelligent
>mom is a moron
what do?
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>>35921449
live in darkest corner of basement till they both die. Don't peek your dad he'll throw you out
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>>35921421
Yeah. I know this feel. My mother is analytical and level headed. My father is too emotional. I don't think he's stupid. But I do think he is very neurotic and can be ignorant at times when he's in a foul mood.
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>mom says hi to me
>say "what?" angrily at her
>tell her she just made me die on runescape because she distracted me
>stare her down until she walks away
Knew that dumb bitch wouldn't dare start shit with me
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>>35921358
oh my lord anon, if i were your father i would bitch-slap you so hard you would fell off your shitty wheel-chair right into your cum dried mat then i would grab you and throw off from the house and make you clean the garden, if you are not done no dinner for you.
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>>35921358
That's no way to earn gbp op
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>>35921634
go ahead and lay a finger on me and see where the contents of my intestines will end up. Hint: it will be all over the house you fucking faggot
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State something true about yourself that nobody would usually believe if you told them. I'll go first
>I have never had a carbonated beverage in my entire life
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I'm a millionaire
(And extremely unhappy)
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>>35921398
that last part I can believe, also send neetbux pls my allowance isnt cutting it
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>>35921345
I eat my pubes sometimes
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Is this list accurate? Where does your waifu rank?
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I got the brainlet tier
Yes this is accurate
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>>35921222
>all weebs on bottom row
If you say so...
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>>35921271
DELET THIBS