Is finding a sex partner on tinder seriously as easy as people

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Y-yeah, I downloaded Tinder, and I pushed the gu-get laid button and now I'm railing tail with the best of them

>>35921453
No, only if you're above 8.
No stories because nothing ever happened instead of inflated egos.

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>>35921470
Is there a secret code you have to tell the girl in order for her to let you slip it in?

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I have my first Tinder date today. What should I do to nail it?
Any tips?

I have a story but it's boring.

So eventually after wasting my time talking to random people on tinder that I don't have anything in common with I decided to just ask a girl immediately if she wanted to have a drink with me. She agreed and we met later that week. I'm normally very shy but in moments where I'm forced to not be awkward I can function pretty well. All first dates are awkward, anyway (not that I've been on many). Anyway, I ended up getting wayyy too drunk. I could barely walk back to her place. Acted like a retard, started making out with her, couldn't get hard because I got too drunk, woke up at 5 in the morning with a raging headache and left.

It's not fun when you do it like that.

>>35921549

Don't get too drunk. It'll be awkward for a bit but that's normal. Chill and don't doubt yourself, she/he wants to be there with you.

>>35921475
Liar. Nearly everyone can get laid off Tinder, not just the top 5%. If you tried and failed, it's because you are in the bottom 1% trash.

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>>35921571
>>35921582
Well what
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coincidende

>>35921453
I don't know, how about you try it for yourself you massive fucking retard.

>>35921604

Same poster, friendo.


orig my nig

>>35921453
according to statistics only ~10% of males get laid on these dating apps and ~ 40%

so yeah for those few guys it's like fishing with dynamite, for the rest of mortal males, they shouldn't even bother

>>35921640
>and ~ 40%
of females

>>35921640
A friend of mine is fucking around the world with tinder. She's tall, gorgeous, blonde and has sex almost nonstop.

I would probably do the same.

>>35921640

My friend regularly gets laid on tinder. He's not that attractive but is very extroverted and funny. It's actually amazing I don't know how he does it.

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>>35921640
>according to statistics only ~10% of males get laid on these dating apps
>im in the top 10% who gets laid

that cant possibly be true

>>35921706
>She
and that's surprising to you? any girl can get laid anytime anywhere

>>35921709
yeah, people who have a way with words get all the girls, my dad is like that, he could sell a refrigerator to an eskimo, even as a fat 60 year old fart he charms girls my age

>>35921776

I know what you mean. Any time we head to a party/go out he always leaves with a girl. He'd be mad as fuck if I did and he didn't as well. He's a bit of a cunt.

>>35921640

You people are hopeless.

I remember about 8 years ago there was a 4chan dating site. It was similar to Tinder in that everyone just had a small blurb about themselves and it showed their general location on a map. I had my first ever hookup from that site. Good times.

Tinder game is easy if you're a normie. For the regular /r9k/ user, it's likely a hopeless pursuit.

>>35921453
No. People getting laid on Tinder make it seem like it's extremely easy. It's not.

Even if 999 girls on Tinder ignore you, the average /r9k/-er will still brag about that 1 chick who he didn't ingnore him and which he got laid with.

Getting laid on tinder is like Nutella on a sandwich. The less you have of it, the more you spread it.

>>35921640
>according to statistics only ~10% of males get laid on these dating apps

[citation needed]

>>35921640
Your fat ass doesn't count as a source for statistics.

>>35921810
t. bitter kissless virgin who has never used Tinder

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Even if I don't feel like it, I'm "attractive" and I could've fucked heaps of girls i.e I've literally had girls proposition me for sex without first even meeting them. I'm quite sure that that doesn't happen for most guys on tinder outside of luck or very rarely. They were just average or below looking though. Attractive girls don't need to do that because they have enough attention from attractive guys, though I guess if the guy was a supermegaturbochad who was above their league they probably would.

I tried the girls I'm not really or only slightly attracted to before and while it's ok, I'd mostly rather not and just wait for someone I feel properly attracted to.

I have matched with plenty of girls I'm attracted to but it seems very difficult to actually get dates with these girls. I'm probably """only""" 8/10 or so, so these girls are probably going for guys who are 9s and 10s (pic related) with more interesting profiles, if they are not just using the app for validation anyway since they probably gets heaps of attention IRL... They probably think they are all god's gift to mankind.

Generally the girls who are 6s-7s are apparently the biggest sluts. For me, girls who are ~6 and below are mostly like shooting fish in a barrel, but I don't really have any interest in that. It's like trying to get excited about plain white rice.

I have heard of guys who weren't on it for long because basically they probably weren't good looking enough. So I wouldn't say it's easy, but I think for most guys who aren't totally ugly, as long as you don't care much how the girl looks you should be able to get laid.

While looks are important, not coming off as a dumb, creepy, desperate, "rape-y", weirdo is also quite important. Basically if you're an average guy, you should be able to get laid with below average girls.

>>35921933
Not even a virgin and I have used Tinder. Even had a few dates thanks to Tinder. I'm talking from experience faggot.

>>35921933
Not the person who is being responded to, but:

Not a virgin yet haven't gone to a date with a match from Tinder.

Got some 100 matches with 80 unmatches from decent chicks. Total pool of about 50k. 70% right swipe rate

Women have literally thrown themselves at me. And I'm an Asian virgin (saving for marriage)

>>35922064
That sounds about normal. Expect to get about 1 date out of every 20 matches.

>>35922105
They only do it because they think you have money, Pajeet.

>>35921925
>>35921845
>>35921803

It was linked here on /r9k/ just yesterday, p-pls stop bullying me, i din't make it up

>>35921740
you're tall aren't you?

>>35922250
>you're tall aren't you?

I'm 5'9"

with boots i only get to king of manlets tier.

>>35922262
how do you get laid on tinder?

>>35922325
The same way that 6'1" or 5'6" guys do.

>>35922342
yes, but how damn it

>5'6"
t-they d-do?

>>35922325
>he fell for the manlet meme

oregano

>>35922385
>>35922325
m8 outside of burgerland nobody gives a shit about height and even in the US I suspect it's only a meme
I'm a frog and literally never heard in 23 years of my life discussion about height other than in sports related context here both IRL and online

>>35922385
>swipe
>message
>go on date
>fuck

Don't try to make it more complicated than it is.

>>35922464
this, except expect to be rejected (or even to reject) a lot.

>>35922325
by being born good looking

t. born good looking

>>35922461
Even in the US it's a meme lad. Unless in extreme cases, banter or when it's insecure people nobody will ever mention height other than off handedly

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>Match with some sheboon
>Gives me her number after 10 minutes
>After 2 hours of talking she wants me to be her boyfriend
>Sends me a pic of her in bra and panties
>meh/10
>Block her number and unmatch
Why do I always attract crazy people

>>35922554
>missed the chance to dip his cock in some hot chocolate

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got like 15 matches in a month
>10 of them were bots
>3 of theme were actually real cute girls

>2 of them took forever to respond, responded with 4 letter words and just stopped responding after a while

>1 of them I actually met with
>had a nice time
>got a text from her last week saying she wanted to meet again
>she canceled at the last second saying she'll get back to me later this week

im still waiting.

>>35921599
Fuck, I never realized I was in the bottom 1%. I swiped right on 100-120 girls and not a single one swiped right back.

>>35922574
She lives with her ex, doesn't talk to her parents, and wanted some random ass honkie she just met to be her new boyfriend. I'm not sticking my dick in her fucking area code because she sounds like bad news.

>tfw 320 matches in just over 2 months

>>35922610
you made the right choice anon

>>35922610
>lives with her ex

oh wew

>>35922461
>>35922518
This. I live in Belgium and I have a friend who is 5'7'' who uses Tinder alot. He has a girlfriend thanks to Tinder and also had a hook-up once via Tinder (not with the same girl ofc).

I'm also 5'7'' and I'm seeing my tindermatch this evening (probably wont hookup though, but we'll see where it goes).

>>35922385
tldr; don't believe all this manlet crap.No such thing as height obsession here.

I got well over 100 matches but haven't talked about anything even remotely dating related with any of them.

What kind of a picture do you need on tinder?
Where do you suggest to meet? Restaurant/bar for drinks/dinner first?
Do you need a car to drive her around?
Do you need to be officially gf and bf for the sex?
How do you have sex? Put on a movie and start touching her?

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>>35922657
ok manlet, where are you

>>35922657
some girls don't even care about height and most of the time really all that matters is that you're taller than her. even if you're like 5'5 probably like 50% of girls are shorter than that

if some girl likes guys over 6 foot who cares? she's just a shallow whore roastie obviously

>>35922710
>What kind of a picture do you need on tinder?

good normal pictures that show your face clearly, preferably not selfies unless it's really interesting location. by normal pics, like you with a pet, or with friends, dressed up in a shirt or suit somewhere, maybe travelling if you have pics of that

>Where do you suggest to meet? Restaurant/bar for drinks/dinner first?

Don't do food, that's terrible. Drinks is probably the best, like a cool bar. Or coffee maybe, it's better when alcohol is involved though

>Do you need a car to drive her around?

No

>Do you need to be officially gf and bf for the sex?

Kek no, lol

>How do you have sex? Put on a movie and start touching her?

Either be at yours or hers on a couch or bed alone, just start talking or whatever. Just sit close and start kissing and the rest should happen naturally. You can also put a movie on too, maybe put your arm around her and if she accepts then go in for the kiss.

Of course getting late on Tinder is easy.

Its basically going into a club and ask 200+ people if they find you attractive.

The chance that at least one of them says yes is high, even if you are under average.

>>35921706
Let's see her in 8-9 years when the wall hits her dumb ass

>>35922580
This is why you never put your bets on one chick. Always have multiple girls as prospects becausw most of them will flake and disappear.

>>35922519
Yeah, all those girls mentioning height requirements everywhere are just le epic memes. Fucking manlets, I swear...

>>35922898
>a handful of sluts on online dating profiles are representative of the general population

okay bud

>>35922923
lets not kid ourselves, height is a big deal to women

>>35922934
it's literally not though. as long as you are taller. if short men were so repulsive to women they would have been bred out long ago

t. 5'9

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most girls on tinder are trash

see pic related. cognitive dissonance at its finest

>>35922953
>t. 5'9
>literally average height

>>35922934
Sure, as in the only requirement for most of them is to be taller than them. Being tall is a nice plus but it won't help you in a situation where you wouldn't have gotten a date otherwise.

Also even then there's still a chance that the girl doesn't mind if her bf is shorter than her.

>>35922580
>im still waiting.
Don't. Just go for more girls.

Girls know when you're thirsty and they'll flake for it. Neediness is the most unattractive trait a male can show.

>>35921609
Eat shit you fucking faggot. I try not to do it because it's fucking degenerate as fuck.

Hearing people's stories about success or failure is funny and fun tho.

I seriously hope you choke on you vomit when you go out drinking one day and just drink a little to much.

>>35922969
i agree that most of them are trash, but what's wrong with this one in particular?

>>35922682
You're not supposed to chat with them, you're supposed to meet them as soon as possible.

You should offer them to meet somewhere as soon as possible, maybe in the very first text. Don't bullshit.

>>35922996
islam and feminism go together like oil and water

>>35922969
who the fuck cares. youu ain't gonna marry some tinder slut.

and who the fuck talks politics with women? You have to be a retard to do that.

>>35921453
Tinder is great, im like a 6 on my best days and i have loads of matches

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>>35922953

5'9 is average. Look

>>35922975
you're really underplaying it

>>35923042
Like I said I'm a frog so maybe it's different here but that's what I have observed so far, I've seen plenty of manlets get laid in my circle of friends, they all were taller or roughly the same height that the girls they pulled though.

>>35922898
They are fucking memes.

1. She's almost always ugly
2. When she's not, she doesn't mean it.

Source: am 5'7" and have banged chicks with height requirements. Stop being so bitter.

>>35922934
You are not a virgin because of your height. You're a virgin because you are bitter and insecure. If you were taller you'd still be a bitter virgin.

>>35923029
>average height
>any male from 16-65

Yeah, no. The average height for 18-28 is 6' without a doubt.

Go round your local college campus and take a survey off all the white dudes. Guarantee you it's much higher than 5'9.

>>35923099
>If you were taller you'd still be a bitter virgin
doubt it

>>35923087
congrats on your handsome facial genetics and/or money

>>35923100
I'm 6'2 and 25 years old. I've noticed that most guys around my age are around the same height as me but people younger (16-20 range) are much shorter.

I once read something that speculated that the male population was dividing pretty rapidly in terms of height with the split between tall and short becoming far more obvious with less and less people falling in the middle. No idea how true that is but from my own experience it seems to be true.

>>35923113
It's more than obvious. You would still be angry and bitter and desperate. And don't forget that a majority of virgin robots are tall.

>>35923121
I do have both. Feelsgoodman. Lanklets have nothing on me. Having a handsome face means easy pussy.

>>35923175
what would i be bitter and angry and insecure about?

>>35921453
Maybe if you're normal, but even then I'd still doubt it.

I'm sure it is if you're female, but males need to be somewhat gifted, I'm sure.

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Yea, asked a girl for netflix and chill, came over, watched an episode of narcos, started stroking her arm, we start making out. She turns towards me and sits down on my lab. She begins dry fucking my dick fully clothed, I'm rock hard at this point.
Tell her to get on my bed, take our cloth off, start giving her oral, fuck for an hour. Then she gives me a BJ.

Couldn't cum, to nervous, feels bad

Met up a few times afterwards, smoked a blunt everytime before having sex, makes everything so much more intense. Fucked her with her legs on my shoulders, doggy, 69, deepthroat, she is fun

So yea, if you look decent get tinder, about 1/3rd of the girls don't look for a relationship, plenty of potential dicking.

>>35921479
It's up, down, left, left, right, select, then hold A+B down while pressing start.

>>35923203
You would pick something like face, jaw, anxiety, nose, eye color, dick size, weight, haircut. Anything to blame except your own life choices.

>>35923265
you're a guy though, so your opinion is irrelevant

any woman anywhere will tell you she wants a tall man

>>35923301
You have not seen or spoken to a girl in years. How would you know what they want? You base your entire knowledge of the dating game on memes of bitter basement-dwelling virgins.

>>35923322
>How would you know what they want?
How would you?

>>35923374
Not him, but by actually going outside and observing instead of listening to bitter basement-dwelling lanklet virgins.

>>35923419
>basement-dwelling lanklet virgins.
ugh just stop

girls love tall skinny guys, no matter what you say

please, im not sure if you;re fooling yourselves or me here

>>35923374
By being 5'6" and having fucked plenty of girls of all heights.

>>35923433
Tall skinny guys are the most likely to be virgin robots.

>>35921453
If you're attractive, yes.

If you're an ugly autist like me, no.

>>35922984
hahahaha don't worry I meant the "im still waiting" as a witty addition meaning "yeah i'll know this ship has sailed"

I fucking spamming Tinder for personal reasons I have an alarm clock set a 12h intervals

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>>35923220
IM GOING TO NEED SAUCE FOR THAT ANON

>>35923489
lilly sapphire thank me later

I match with a lot of niggers on Tinder. Should I fuck one?

>>35923806
Only if you want your dick covered in disease.

>>35922107
Dude I'd be lucky to get 1 match in a whole month. I gave up on that shit. I was thinking about making a fake account to scam fags with venmo since there's plenty of ignorant chads at my uni

>>35922504
>or even to reject
Bull
Fucking
Shit.
There is absolutely no way a robot would EVER turn down ANY girl. [spoilers]I'm so lonely...[/spoilers]

> meet a girl on dating site

21 .. short .. blonde .. round ass

> makes my dick diamonds right off the bat

> talk to her for about a week ( shit is looking good )

> be at Halloween party .. prettydrunk.jpg

> ham beasts everywhere ... fuck it lets just get drunk

> texting young grill the whole time .. she asks me to come meet her at a bar about 30 miles away

> tell her I'll come but I will need a place to stay

> it's okay anon you can sleep on my couch

Winnerwinnerchickendinner.gif

> back road all the way there with a nice buzz on .. literally threw a beer bottle at a deer ( I'm Midwest )

> get to the bar .. she's fucking hot .. I didn't get catfished ... fucking ecstatic

> start feeding her Johnny vegas shots to get her pumped full of tequila

> 2 am .. closing time .. one last round

> walk back to her place .. she pukes in the bushes .. passes out in her bathroom

> I fall asleep on the couch

> get woken up about 5 am .. she motions for me to follow her to her bed room

Fuckyes.jpg

> go down on her

" oh just fuck me anon "

> take her to pound town .. let her sit on my face .. make her cum

Almost 6 months later and still getting the best pussy of my life

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I'm an 8/10(girls consider me 9-10/10) so its really easy, but it really just matters on how you talk to them and weed out the girls who are on there for relationships. Most are there for sex, but try and not look like it. So it's mostly just experience. Always go for the girls that look like they care alot but are trying not to look like it. However, if you just want some 6/10 it's way easier. Beat around the bush and be original in how you push for them and then sex.

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>>35921475
The scale is INCREDIBLY deflates for men.
While ~60% of women are considered at least a 5 and less than 20% are worse than a 3, it's worse than just the opposite for us.
80% of us are considered worse than a 5 and don't even get me started on anything above that.
Their standards are WAAAAYYY too high.

>>35923016
What the fuck are you supposed to talk about then. Politics is extremely relevant

>>35925520
Relevant but a contentious issue. Just make them laugh. By laugh I mean honest, white teeth showing nearly snorting laughter. And about normal dude stuff

>>35925752
How do you do that exactly? My sence of humor is incredibly context based

Tinder is for relationships. If you want a quick fuck use grindr.

Well I don't use my tinder for dating or getting laid. I use it as a "sex appeal gauge".

You see, I believe that I'm unattractive as shit. So I use slightly older pictures of myself, maybe a few months old, and see how many matches I can get. While these whores are matching with my unattractive self, I'm simultaneously losing weight and fixing myself.

Basically I just wanted to see how many females would find me attractive in my former amorphous state. I got up to 110 matches, so I believe that I can easily double that match count now.

Is it actually possible to meet a decent girl on tinder or is it actually just for sex? Chances of meeting a virgin on it?

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How to be successful on Tinder
>Be white
>Be moderately attractive
Congrats you win the game.

>>35925790
I just kinda go with the flow. I have a talent at making girls laugh or comfortable. That talent has been honed through experience. So stuff like violent or garish jokes aren't go to at first. Ya gotta use normie stuff, ja feel?

>>35925898
kek

AlreadyKnowOriginalo

>>35925520
>talking about meaningful things with women
Literally talk to them about whatever normie shows they watch, turn off your brain and nod like a retard.