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State something true about yourself that nobody would usually believe if you told them. I'll go first

>I have never had a carbonated beverage in my entire life
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I'm a millionaire

(And extremely unhappy)
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>>35921398
that last part I can believe, also send neetbux pls my allowance isnt cutting it
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>>35921345
I eat my pubes sometimes
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>>35921413
That's why I put the last part in brackets.
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>>35921345
I've tried pretty much every drug.
And smoked and snorted meth more than 15 times.
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I work for a drug cartel and I have committed acts of murder and kidnapping on more than one occasion.
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I'm a billionaire

(And EXTREMELY unhappy)
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>>35921345

My parents were Smugglers in a criminal organization and my grandfather worked with the local thieves guild and swindled them out of 30k indirectly and got away with it.
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>>35921345
I've done LSD
>I'm a virgn
People would go "oh yeah I see that"
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I've wanted to be a girl my entire life.

You would never guess it looking at me and I've never told anyone.
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I haven't filed my taxes quite yet.
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i have no social life (no friends) and in suicidal

t. someone who goes to work and tries his best to hide it
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>>35921345

I'm never happy with what I have.
I am completely conscious of why i should be grateful and what my life could be. What life would be without all these luxuries.

But I'm always wanting something else, always seeking some kind of desire.

I'm sick of being a slave to my reward center.
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>>35921444
why bother?

also checked
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>>35921345
I'm a detective in my city's police department.

I also am a huge weeb.
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>>35921345
i was skinny and /fit/ once and i could lose all that weight again if i wanted
even my own mother who knew how much sport i did to get /fit/ in the past doubts that i could do it again if i wanted
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>>35921462
its easier living to feel like youre viewed as normal. also normies absolutely despise suicidal people
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A beautiful aryan virgin girl was head-over-heels in love me with me when I was
sixteen. I could have had the absolute best first girlfriend you can imagine.

It still hurts every single day.
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>>35921345
i am a homosexual pedophile who is only attracted to older women .
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>>35921526
>normies despise suicidal people
Where the fuck are you getting this from?
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I won 88k in the lottery when I was 15
>dad would sometimes buy me a scratch off ticket when he got some
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I haven't masturbated to anything other than thoughts of incest and incest porn in 15 years.
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>>35921426
How many people have you killed/kidnapped, anon?
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>>35921345


I have slammed a 15y/o when I was 20, came in her multiple times.

I used to have severe aggression problems which still resurface occassionaly.

My parents literally told me that me being alive was a mistake.
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>>35921345
I've never even touched a girl.

Most people assume since I'm handsome I just slay pussy, and it makes me really self conscious of how much of a pathetic loser I am
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>>35921345
>never had a gf
>never had alcohol
>never smoked
>never took any drugs
>never been to any kind of party
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>>35921557
>killed: 5 or 6
>kidnapped: 2
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>>35921426
Do you get paid enough to sully your conscience?
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>>35921345
I never rode a ghost train even though I've had countless opportunities. Also I don't like being alive in general. Doesn't mean I'm gonna kill myself, I just don't like it.
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>>35921592
Why would that weigh on my conscience? If you get yourself involved with shady people, then expect repercussions. It's nobody else's fault but your own if somebody shoots at your car while you're driving or abducts your family members.

But yeah, it's decent pay. I even got a free car. But I have to live with a couple assholes in the same house.
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>>35921545
He's probably suicidal and people despise him. He extrapolates this to mean normal people despise ALL suicidal people
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>>35921576
You sound fucking boring. All of this is believable though. You post on /r9k/ and probably unironically identify as a robot
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>>35921415
fucking dumb pube muncher
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>>35921455
try buddhism bruh

srsly
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>>35921646
>unironically
Kill yourself queer
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>>35921664
How do you do something "unironically," I don't get it.
Why did you tell him to kill himself? Explain please.
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>>35921432
Everyone has done acid. What are you fucking 13?
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>>35921545
Not him but normies give me the same feeling, unless it's a celebrity like Robin Williams.
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>>35921633
You sound like a sociopath desu
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ive had sex multiple time with several different women
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>>35921664
Did I strike a nerve anon? ;^)
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>>35921693
This is normal behaviour anon
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>>35921686
Nah, just Mexican
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>>35921633
Can I join you somehow. I have nothing else to do with my life
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>>35921686
How do you gather that from my post? I'm not a sociopath in the slightest. I feel sad, happy, and angry at times just like everybody else.
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I honestly lost my virginity in a three way with two japanese chicks in tokyo when a friend convinced them I was a famous musician.
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I rubbed one out mid class in the 5th grade
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>>35921398
Why are you unhappy. At least you have lots of money.
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>>35921735
Do you feel bad about what you do?
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>>35921749
>they knewdidellydoo
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>>35921633
>If you get yourself involved with shady people, then expect repercussions.
>Why would that weigh on my conscience?
I mean, I it depends on what they did to get themselves put down.
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>>35921735
>I feel sad, happy, and angry at times just like everybody else.
A sociopath feels those things, but they have no empathy for others.
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>>35921345
I was a rocket man in my country when I was a kid. We won the war.

I think I turned out pretty normal
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>>35921756
>feel bad
No, I don't. And I don't understand why I should feel bad at all? I do those things on behalf on other people. They are the ones morally responsible. It's like if I have a dog and I tell my dog to attack an old lady, but everyone just blames the dog.

The guilt isn't on my shoulders, buddy.

>>35921767
Still not a sociopath.
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>>35921345
As a child, I was mistreated, bullied and abused wherever I was.
>home: abused
>school: bullied
>"friends": mistreated

The crux on why it actually is unbelievable: I still have an emergetic, positive and childlike character, and am very good looking. It's weird for most people, but they'd never believe someone like me could have so much misfortune in a first world country.
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i can cum in 3 minutes
also i'm a grill desu
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>>35921790
wow are you comparing yourself to a dog? a dog doesn't have a conscience you murdererererer
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>>35921398
Buy a jetski faggot
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>ive jumped out of a burning building before
>ive fought a skinhead and won
>i have never done any form of illicit drugs including underage consumption of alcohol
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>>35921426
Good one anon! Got any more stories you'd like to share?
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>>35921345
I am constantly invited to all sort of normie parties, I just choose not to go because I can't stand the taste of beer nor the smell of cigars/weed, and that seems to be the main and almost only thing normies do for fun.
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>>35921750
Every material object I own or have had my hands on completely disgusts me. I have driven some expensive cars and all the plastic and bad finishing makes me want to puke. When I had my house built and it was all finished there were these construction materials everywhere, everything was finished and as it should be, but the smell and the way the glass panes were inserted like they'd be in a new mall or a new public building feels revolting to me. When I think to long about plastic I become nauseous. I have all these (dated) computer parts lying around in my computer room and I feel like I should probably have sold them off second hand, but I just postpone that indefinitely, at this point even throwing it in the bin would be fine. You could say it's autism like OCD or something, but I feel like there is something perverse about it, like plastic doesn't cut it anymore for me and I need something better. Every hobby I take on I spend a few months on and then I drop it, I have model painting, smithing and a whole load of other hobbies I'm not particularly skilled at, yet I have very decent equipment for it. I can't focus on any one thing. Everywhere I have shit lying around I used to do for a while before getting bored and picking up a new hobby.

That's one side of it, then there is the social aspect. I have a small group of good friends I can trust, but even them I seem to sort of scare with my materialism. When I ask them if they want to drive my car they obviously turn it down to be polite, so then I sort of keep asking it and they accept. This doesn't sit well with me. Whenever I make fun of some guy that goes out to his work in the morning to make minimum wage I feel disgusted and sorry for days afterwards and almost want to kill myself.

Also I don't do well with girls and my only selling point is that I'm rich. I once got into a fight with a friend because he told a girl I was poorly attempting to court that I was rich.
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>>35921875
You straight edge kids get crazier and crazier
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>>35921345
>that image
>practically underwear
>but these girls would probably get upset if you actually saw them in their underwear
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whenever im bored i got to the fields and smash butterflies with my tennis racket
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I'm a famous A-list hollywood actor and I read and post on r9k almost every day
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>>35921673
unironically is a word 90s born reddit queers like to drop in to as many posts as possible. they all deserve to fucking die.
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I've been pimping hoes since I was 16 and used to push. I'm 22 now. I'm doing an honours bachelor of Science and I wanna be a surgeon, I've been to jail for 2 years for murder and beat the charge prior to joining school. Nobody from either side of the spectrum of a life I live believes I have any involvement with the "other side"
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>>35921870
It's only warm enough a couple of days a year to use one and I dont live near water.

No I don't want to move.
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>>35921945
to be fair, I jumped out of a burning building as like a middle schooler (and it was in indonesia where the second story is more like one and a half stories) and the skinhead I fought was drunk
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>>35921940
are you the actual patrick bateman?
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>>35921433
Hey girl, I know how you feel, cause I have wanted to be a boy all of my life. I went for it. Please do the same, or you'll regret it cause you'll have never actually lived your life.
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>>35921956
for the zillionth time, nobody cared that much about hairspray, nikki
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>>35921790
>sociopath tries to justify his lack of guilt for his crimes
You'll burn in hell one day.
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>>35921931

You sound insufferable and autistic and those normies are better for you not attending their parties.
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>>35921673
Unironically means something like 'not even memeing'.

E.g.: 'I unironically wore a fedora in highschool'. Fedoras are memes (do most people don't take it serious), but saying you unironically wore a fedora means that you actually did wear a fedora in highschool
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>>35922009
I don't think so. I can care about things and have feels, I also don't bother with fitting in. I would never kill anyone.
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>>35922038
My mom told me the same thing.
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>>35921398
Are the guy with 3 mil in the bank account thread?
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>>35921940
I dont get it. You're mostly unhappy because of plastic?

You should turn to traditional art and hire actual craftsmen. Anyway what's your career?
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>>35922020
>Please do the same
You're human garbage you sick cunt
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>>35922039
What the fuck are you even doing here reddit?
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>>35921966

I know that feel except mine comes from one side.

Nobody believes that I've been seriously involved in some gangster shit at some point in my life because I look and act like nothing at all. Looking like nothing is also the reason why I could do what I did with minimal suspicion. It's just annoying because I legit look like some naive passive dude and on first contact, most people treat me as such. For a while it really triggered me because I hate being treated like I couldn't fuck their shit up, but trying to tell them shit like "Don't push me to the edge, son." Makes you sound like Edgy the Hedgehog and people take you even less seriously. I learned to deal with it. I'd rather people think I'm innofensive because, I know it will sound edgy, when someone gives me a reason to fuck their shit up with a baseball bat, I wanna see the look of incredulity in their punk face.

Also, I miss this environment and don't mis it at the same time. Worked HARD to get out of the fucking slums, but I miss fucking people's shit up. The wageslave honestman life is plenty stressful and I can't take this shit out on people. I miss when I could punch someone for no other reasons than being annoyed by their ass.
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>>35922112
I really dont understand why people here always try to defend normies and their daily idiocies. It's like they try really hard to fit in with them.
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>>35922131
>daily idiocies
Yeah, I really wish they'd just live their lives doing useful things like us robots, huh?
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>>35922149
I really dont get what you're even trying to achieve here. You're the definition of a loser.
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>>35921345

I sucked my own dick once
It was kind of shit to be honest, you know how things feel different when other people do them? It's like that.
Just felt like masturbation with my mouth.
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There is nothing at all interesting or exciting about me.
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>>35922168
So are you, faggot. We're both on r9k.
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>>35922091
Its not just plastic, its just the sloppy finishing on every new object, once you notice it you see it in everything.

I don't have a career, I won the money. I studied public administration for a while.
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>>35922186
But I'm not a loser. I don't cuck myself in order to fit in with the fucking retards. What even are you trying to do?

You're weak man. A pussy, a faggot, a dumbass, a retard, a weak pussy bitch.
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>>35921345
I'm a porn addict, and have been since I was 12. There for a good long while, I masturbated three times a day on average. I've slowed down, but still can't go a week without fapping.

Maybe online that isn't too weird, but if you knew me in real life, you'd probably be shocked. I don't think I give off a pervert vibe at all.
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>>35922168

>Every normie does this kind of shitty party, every single one of them.
>I know because the internet told me, but I'll never be bothered to actually interact with and learn from the normie world
>Why did I even save this picture?

Stop living in your head.

Also, why do you have this picture saved?
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>>35921957
This post is unironically bad.
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>>35922209
I didn't cuck myself to fit in here to /r9k/ either. I just fit in here because I'm a khv autist.

You're everything you said I was as well. At least I'm not deluded into thinking otherwise, faggot.
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>>35922224
>everyone who goes on r9k is a NEET who doesn absolutely nothing

Speak for yourself you fucking shithead. Although it's true, most people do this kind of shitty party. If the majority actually didn't you wouldn't see me here.

I didnt have it saved I googled frat party.
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>>35922209
>But I'm not a loser
mhmm
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I lost my virginity on vacation in normandy to a gal from london on the beach at night.
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>>35921761
Mayhaps. I had this awkward way of masturbating at the time. I would make a ring with my index finger and thumb and only focus on the area just below the head.
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>>35922242
Nah. You just wish you were like them. Internally you're just as retarded as they are. You have no other reason to go to their defense like a fucking beta faggot every time someone says he doesnt like to party.
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>>35922195
With the money you have, you should buy quality items and create something that is timeless. Hire craftsmen and all.
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>>35922285
>getting this triggered
wew lad
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>>35922312
The faggot pisses on everyone who is in a situation similar to his and bends down to those who never liked him in the first place, attacking his peers.

This is beyond idiotic, even traitorous.
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>>35921398
Pic related. Preferably send me a few thousand please. Im trying to get my mortgage deposit sorted and am basically sofa surfing in the mean time
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>>35922336
Still no reason to get that triggered, anon. Robots will be robots and normies are gonna norm. That's life.

Is one group better than the other? I dunno. Probably not. But I don't give a fuck.
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>>35922168
I may hate them (or claim to) but in actuality they look really happy while I'm just a sad shitposter.
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>>35921345
>I'm a wanted man even though I'm a neet who barely leaves the house
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I think A Serbian Film and Salo or the 120 Days of Sodom are good movies.

The second Human Centipede movie was good too, and probably the most disturbing of all of them.
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My net worth is 8 figures when converted to US currency

Spend most of my days smoking weed, getting drunk and trawling the internet. I've done literally everything I want to do in life (travelling alone gets VERY old after 6 months) so now I'm back to how I was when I was on NEETbux, except I can actually afford to eat real food and not frozen processed garbage and my house is 100x nicer.

>how?

Lottery. Sorry that it's not some secret for robots to become millionaires. I wish I had one.

I tried to claim it privately, but the newspapers still got my identity somehow, so I had to move away to another country to stop the disgusting, parasitic cunts constantly sending me letters asking for money. One time, someone even knocked on my fucking door with their kid in a wheelchair and begged me. People have no shame at all. Cunts. I live in a gated community now in a large city where my wealth is absolutely peanuts in comparison to some of the others here.

I'm not happy, but I'm certainly not unhappy, which I definitely would be if I had to wageslave
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>>35922366
Well I just hate when faggots become so hypocritical. People are here for many reasons and there are many flavors of robots. It takes a special kind of retard to be so mean to a robot for being a robot while you also happen to be a robot.

>>35922384
They would have most of the aspects of their lives together if they were happy. But they're just stimulated at best. They always end up as fuck ups.
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>>35922412
what crime are you wanted for? no need to get too specific if you're worried about being identified
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>>35922415
I liked Spring Breakers when the rating on imdb is only 5.3/10
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>>35922429
Have you done figuratively and metaphorically everything you want to do? Doing literally everything you wanted is impressive but it sounds like there's something lacking here.

Oh, unless you're one of those queers that just throws in the word "literally" when it isn't needed, but I wouldn't expect that from you.
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>>35922442
Are you happy and have your life together?.
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>>35922415
You're a completely believable edgelord anon.
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>>35921455
yeah that shit can fuck you up man. It never ends either, that next thing that you think is going to be IT, the one that makes everything right.

It doesn't exist.
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>>35922306
That looks comfy. My house has some very traditional aspects because I don't like modern architecture. I don't bother to take care of plants though so it's a lot of wood, rug, glass and metal. I don't have any use for a piano and that sort of stuff. A lot of it feels like kitsch though, because I have tons of shit lying around. The way I just plug in new devices into the wall and have the cables lying around is also horrific for my interior. I should take care of this shit, but I just waste my time on the computer all day.

Now that I think of it I should probably have gone for leadlight windows.

I've been trying to develop a taste for classical music, but I always fall back to abusing my ears with loud music.
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>>35922456
funposting on /int/
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>>35922466
No to both. Not because I can't attain them by default, but because it's simply not there.
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>>35921426
What is it like to take a human life?
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>>35922083
No, I won just over 72 million euros in 2015. I have posted about it before, but not much.
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I'm a virgin.

I'm a 28 year old White female that's not fat.
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>>35922494
Not that guy, but haunting. And thrilling at the same time.
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>>35922506
So which is it that set you back, are you a burn victim or do you have MS?
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>>35922494
>What is it like to take a human life?
I've been asked this question like 3 times in my life and it kinda irritates me. What the hell is it supposed to be like? They just die.
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>>35922485
I cant say I like all classical music, but I can say classical music has the most potential.

If I had money one of the first things I would do would design a beautiful timeless and sturdy house just like in my dreams, and have a really intricate yard as well. 72M dude? You can have something very nice. And hire competent people too, who would know how to mix traditional design with the modern electronics, one of the issues you seem to have.

Christ man what are your plans for the future? No family?
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>>35921940
Would you be interested in doing something like a survival game? Like where someone just drops you off somewhere in the jungle and youd have to make due for a few days.
That way youd be forced to improvise, also theres no plastic in most parts of the jungle. Youd get to experience raw survival and real hand on consequences.
And if you die you can just gift all your money to charity or min wage workers
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I'm growing slightly misogynistic. I treat men and women the same so one knows. By my next birthday I'll go full Adachi.
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>>35922535
That's pretty simplistic. Nobody "just" dies. An entire biological mass is losing the battle with survival, systems go berserk.
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>>35922506
same except I'm a 25 years old male
I'm sociable, funny and okay looking
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>>35922534
I don't know what MS is and I'm not a burn victim. I'm just a NEET that doesn't go outside very often.
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>>35922515
Why did you kill someone? Self-defense or are you like the cartel anon in the thread?

>>35922535
Ever kill any women or children?
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>>35922613
Im not cartel.
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>>35922119
I didn't grow up that bad, we were ok money wise. I just made a killing and I lived pretty lavishly making ~50k a month when I was younger. I'm in school now and the same thing happens, people underestimate me or talk about some gangster shit around me as if theyre pablo, but it doesn't bother me. Only sometimes when they drag on about their shitty little misdemeanors. I kind of get a kick out of knowing that they have no idea who i am and I play stupid to entertain myself while I laugh at them. A Google search of my name will give up all my secrets but nobody has yet to discover it , except one girlfriend. The funniest is in 1St year when I was still pimping and I went to school dressed like a nerd with my glasses and plaid shirt and I was helping this one biology major with natural selection shifts before the exam and she was clearly flirting with me trying "not to scare me" as if I'm shy, then she says "wow you actually catch on fast, when I first saw you I thought I probably get more pussy than this guy" she's bisexual. You have no idea how happy I got when she said that, the disguise was working wonders, it feels like I'm an undercover spy sometimes haha
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>>35922593
>An entire biological mass is losing the battle with survival, systems go berserk.
Then they die. I don't understand why people ask how that makes me "feel" or whatever if I'm the one killing them. I'm not the one getting killed so why would it feel like anything?

>>35922613
>Ever kill any women or children?
Women, yeah. Children, of course not. I'm not some scum degenerate
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>>35922429
You live in Monaco don't you ? :)
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>>35922612
And you're a retarded bitch
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>>35922558
People who are interested in classical music always tell me it's an interest you have to develop.

I think a big mistake I made was that I asked friends of my dad to build and sort of design the house. They are good people, I honestly think they're not very competent for somewhat big projects. I think it's ridiculous to have another house built now though.

I'd also have to call someone to install like a new computer or television to fit in with the interior. I'm not very social.

I honestly want to have lots of kids, but I feel like I wouldn't be able to raise them well in my current state and I'd have to find a girl that actually wants to have a lot of kids before the age of 30.
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>>35922465
Well, I honestly cannot think of 1 single thing I want to do that I haven't already done.

Materially I can do anything. I've done the travelling, the fancy food (still do, and I'm thankful for that) the nice vehicles etc

Unmaterially (immaterially??) I'm really not sure. I've never wanted marriage or children. I'm not interested in charity. I've never gained any sort of satisfaction out of creative work.

I've been seriously thinking about moving to somewhere semi-rural and buying a small plot of land and maybe doing some small scale farming though. Raising sheep, chickens, turkeys and pigs etc for food would give me something to do and a reason to put some pants on every now and then.

>>35922495
Damn dude, that's a big one. Did you also have trouble with beggars or did no one find out about it? I lost a family member when they were being a absolute dickhole because I wasn't effectively giving them millions. Buying them a nice house is "being selfish" apparently. Was tempted to scrap the buying of the house just to piss them off after that statement. despite them only ever living in government appointed accomodation in bad areas their entire life. In the end I just disowned them.
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>>35922658
You are entirely aware of how that makes you a sociopath and are deliberately calling attention to the act of not being aware. That is childishly edgy.
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I've never been in love, had a crush, had a oneitis or felt any romantic attraction to women (or men for that matter)
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>>35922686
Why so hostile? I didn't say or do anything to warrant it.
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>>35921870
Randy? is that you?????

no orthogonality commento
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>>35921345
I have antisocial personality disorder, but I'm also a depressed virgin.
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>>35922581
That sounds pretty good. I heard about something like that in Greenland the other day. I'm not very flexible though, because of some minor diseases I have.
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>>35922705
Get out of here you ugly cunt. No one wants you here.
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>>35922693
Not a sociopath and not being edgy. If you're talking about feeling as in emotional feelings after committing murder, then that should be specified with "How do you feel after killing someone" instead of asking someone a retarded vague question like "What does it feel like to kill" which can be interpreted in several ways, which I answered.
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>>35922658
>don't understand why people ask how that makes me "feel" or whatever
Memories attach feelings. Those memories "record" every second of an encounter. Taking a life isn't a trivial matter. It's intimate and personal. Feelings are natural, even if muted.
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>>35921426

Do you have a family? Or loved ones? If so, do they know this about you?
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>>35921772
hmm, i have seen this story before, you are probably the same anon, crazy shit.


That i am an idiot who has no idea what he is doing.
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>>35922732
Oh. So you're a retard. Sorry.
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I haven't seen Alfred Hitchcock's Rope. Or The Goonies.
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>>35921345
I'm a trillionaire.

{And I want to fucking die.)
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>>35922739
>Taking a life isn't a trivial matter. It's intimate and personal.
This is gonna sound edgy as hell, but no it is not. You are romanticizing (maybe I'm using this word incorrectly) murder and making it out to be something much more grand than it really is.

Nothing intimate or personal about taking someone's life, unless you have a personal reason to be doing so.

>>35922743
My mother and younger sister know.
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>>35922687
Well if there is one piece of classical music that you love right now, you don't really need to develop it. It's just you wont literally like everything, as with anything else.

If you hate your life right now because of the ugly low quality materialism I think it would be a good idea to work on something sooner than later. SURELY there are some companies that have all those contacts... you just need to know where to find them.

What's your current state? and either way with the money you have it's not like you couldnt provide for like 50 children anyway. You HAVE the freedom and the time. You're not bound by anything. You dont have to worry about the usual study-wageslavery and trying to find everything else in between. You have it all right now.

I dont know exactly what kind of girl you're looking for, but you should start looking for her too.
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>>35922782
What kind of business makes someone a trillionaire? That's GDP levels of nonexistent wealth.
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>>35922689
I paid of my brother's and parent's mortgage. My friends are content with the fact that they can enjoy my money without actually owning it.

I don't go out of my way to keep it secret, but not a lot of people know, because I have a small social circle mostly.

People probably take advantage of me all the time, but I haven't had some retard come up to me and ask me to invest a whole bunch of money.

As for your family. There is a study where two people are asked to divide 100 dollars. One person has to set how it is divided (like 50/50 or 60/40) and the other person has to accept or veto it. 50/50 goes well, 60/40 goes well too, but when the divide is set 70/30 the second person gets upset. You'd think it's unfair, but why? You're given 30 dollars for free and all you have to do is say "yes". So even though people get free money, they're still upset.
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>>35922793

Would you kill a civilian who isn't involved in crime in any way if you got paid enough?
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>>35922793
If you consider other people's lives - even those you're not invested or interested in - to be insignificant to the point where ending them is a trivial matter, you are a broken person. Actually killing someone as a physical act is a few moments of a little effort. The ethical implications are not. A functioning human will consider those.
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I quite literally hate yves klein blue its the bane of my existence.
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>>35922793
>My mother and younger sister know.

Curious how they feel about you being a drug cartel, probably not happy.
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>>35922793
It doesn't make you sound edgy, it makes you sound juvenile. Witnessing a last breath, watching sheer panic become absent and glassy. Feeling the weakness set in. Unsound noises. Unexpected biological events.
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>>35922860
The guy is a socio/psychopath, dude, I dont know what you're trying to do.
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>>35922875
He's not a socio/psychopath. He's a nitwit that can't get enough of LiveLeak. He's a simple poser.
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>>35922837
tbqh I have no idea what they were involved in, crime or not. It's not my business. Knowing less is more, anon.

>>35922854
I'm not a drug cartel nor do I use drugs. But yeah, my mom and sister aren't too happy. 'specially my mom. My tio seems cool with it, though.

>>35922845
>The ethical implications are not.
I agree with you, anon. But at the same time, those ethical implications are not on me. I do not choose or make the decisions. I just carry it out. Anything else is completely the responsibility of the other party.

>>35922875
Never harmed any animals and people generally consider me a nice person. And I don't elicit some joy from causing others pain. Please go meme somewhere else.
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I don't know how to ride a bike
Bicycle
original
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>>35922845
Bro who cares about other people . I go home to my house and you yours, and maybe you won't make it tonight. I'm still gonna go home, turn on some music, cook myself a nice meal and relax
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>>35922930
Ever been in a gunfight?
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>>35921790
>They are the ones morally responsible

nope. that's you as well.
talk about being self-righteous. you ain't fooling anybody.
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>>35922860
You should be a fiction writer. You care too much of the details. If you've committed murder you should probably leave the scene immediately so it isn't a scene like youve narrated where you're standing there waiting patiently while watching the soul be lifted out the body . You love movies, eh ??
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>>35922815
Musical sense develops over time, I used to listen to really weird stuff when I was 13. I have improved my taste from there. Indeed, I will never like everything. Sometimes I find a really nice piece, but I forget the name so I'll end up spending hours trying to find it, usually with no success.

It's not even low quality materialism. I often buy high end stuff that's supposed to be high quality, but I always focus on the bad aspects of the products.

Children are a responsibility, I want to raise them well myself with the help of a wife. I want 5 to 8 kids. Problem is my mental state and some minor diseases I have. I don't have to worry about inheritability because I just have to find a wife that doesn't carry the recessive genes for these diseases. I hear horrific stories about child rearing and I wouldn't want to become a parent like that.

I know what I like in and about a woman, it's just hard to find one that fits most of the criteria and having to socialize with her. A friend of mine said I should go to a cooking training and try to find nice girls there, but I imagine it being a bunch of single moms lol.
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>>35922958
No, I haven't. I've been shot at (in my direction) very briefly once, but I didn't do anything aside from standing there looking surprised
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>>35921576
WOW ANON YOU'RE BETTER THAN EVERYBODY. I BET YOU FEEL MORALLY SUPERIOR TO ALL THOSE NORMIES RIGHT? EHEHEH MOMMY MUST BE SO PROUD ;)

Kill yourself faggot.
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>>35922495
One thing I've always wondered

They give you financial advice when you claim your winnings right? Or at least they offer it to you

Did you take it? If so, what exactly is their financial advice? Really curious to what they actually advise to winners
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>>35921576
Same

Mostly cause I have no friends though
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>>35922998
I enjoy a lot of different media. Biological death occurs quickly, why linger?
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im a mexican in japan, im 180cm tall and quite attractive

i pull tons of girls, even stole a girl from a white guy

no one ever will believe

it's fine
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>>35923054
Yes, they were quite helpful with the way I had to handle the taxes.
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>>35923079
I believe you. I am also an attractive mexican in Japan.
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>>35921398
1BY1KGghgLzUK9EwqMXhnBYRfkDcQQYsSf

I'm happy to take the burden
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>>35923005
>Musical sense develops over time
Yeah maybe over the years when the brain develops itself, but I'm not really sure if that's something you must actually actively train. I dont think I did develop anything, I just dug deep and found things that I naturally liked.

>I often buy high end stuff that's supposed to be high quality
.. such as?

>Problem is my mental state and some minor diseases I have
yeah that sucks. I dont know exactly what they are but if you're not mentally retarded and follow a sound doctrine you'll be a better parent than 95% of them. One of the greatest joys surely is to work on your lineage. The wealth you have right now is not simply your own personal wealth, but the support of Dynasty Anon, which you'll have to invest as well so your children dont have to rely so much on having a career themselves.

Can you walk normally? I think you should dress how you want people to perceive you first of all. That way, you will attract the kind of woman you want to attract more easily. Clothing, fragrances ... /fa/ provides all of these, if you're interested.
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I haven't masturbated until the age of 22.
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>>35923095
I don't have Bitcoin
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>>35923037
literally how old are you
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>>35923085
Me too! Are we all attractive Mexicans in Japan!?
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>>35923079
>>35923085
>>35923131
I AM ORIGINALLY SPARTACUS!
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>>35923085
>>35923079
>tfw there are other good-looking beaners in Japan posting on 4chan
Fuck yeah, I thought the only other bean in this thread was the murderer.

Higashiyodogawa-ku here, nigga.
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>>35923103
I don't think there's anyone on the planet who has masturbated from birth until the age of 22, my ESL friend.
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>>35921345
> im a virgin
I remember i told someone and then said "haha im just playing"
They respond " yeah i knew you were bullshitting"
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>>35923079
I'm a 183 cm tall empanada man, will I get pussy if I go to Japan
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>>35921345
I raped an unconscious girl in my house
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>>35923140
Holy fuck I'm in Kobe. I am like 30 minutes away from you, man
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>>35923300
nice. young enough to be smoothskin. open up that bp
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>>35923005
>I want 5 to 8 kids.
you disgust me you piece of shit
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>>35923101
I like some classical music now and it's probably better for my ears. I think you're right that a large part of it is exploration.

>.. such as?
Televisions, tablets, microphones, cameras, smartphones, computer parts, video games, clothes, watches, musical instruments and a whole bunch of other stuff, some of it related to my temporary hobbies. Google glass and VR were the fucking worst. The most worrying thing is how rapidly technology can become obsolete. Sometimes you buy stuff just to have the new cool gig come out the next month.

I'm not mentally ill (I think). It's probably good that I could go to see things with my kids on workdays, so it's just me, my wife and kids, no pesky lines everywhere. Turning away from materialism is probably good for kids in the long term so they wont be spoiled and I will be able to leave them some money. I wouldn't want them to be NEETs as well though.

/fa/ is shit, I just want to look normal instead of some lanky hipster. I don't really walk normally, I walk with my feet pointed outwards like Charlie Chaplin. I used to have forward head posture, but I think I finally got over that.

I work on my physique at least, besides NEETing I go to the gym (mostly to avoid insomnia), it's pretty much my only achievement.
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>>35923392
Why? I had a great sibling and I would want that for my kids as well. Single child people seem pretty miserable to me.
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>>35923483
even with money being no option you couldn't provide the attention your children deserve if you have that many and the world has enough people as it is, no one should have more than 3 max.
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>>35923559
So who will take care of the old?
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>>35923611
which disgusting 3rd world country do you live in?
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I masturbate exclusively to anal porn. I've only been laid twice in my life, and after being denied anal I couldn't even come close to orgasm both times.
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>>35923639
Germany. Social security doesn't change anything.
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>>35923652
I don't understand what your issue is anon, why do you need multiple people looking after you when you're old?
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>>35921345
If given the chance, I'd personally murder every Jew. I'd look them directly in the eyes and saver their panic and pain, as well.
I come off as a very personable, friendly guy irl. No one would believe me if I said that, but I truly believe it.
Fuck all you Kikes, we'll be rid of you soon.
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>>35921398
[email protected]
PayPal me, you will have my thanks
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>>35922211
dude i rub one out at least daily. I once fapped 6 times in one day, but that shit was painful.
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>>35923710
What a fucking faggot you truly are
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>>35921345
i live by myself because trustfund. family is deceased. im not happy and always alone. ive attemped sopoku twice. no one would believe me if i told them. i also havent physically spoke to someone in almost 4 months
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>>35923666
Because I don't want to be lonely and immobile at old age. And like I said, social security is a ponzi scheme, you need more people to pay into it than there are people living on it.
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>>35923460
So yeah I think you should search for places that make actual high quality handmade stuff. I think what we most dislike is the automatism which gives those items their lifelessness. But I think you would like things like handmade sculptures. OH yeah I think you should have a marble statue of you or something like that. I know I would hire someone for this. Almost seems to me you would prefer a more frugal life normally, but since you have the money you might as well go for beauty since you can afford it.

Being a NEET in itself isn't so bad, it's just what you do with your time. If your kids all manage the money you invested well and dont have to work, nothing wrong with that. There's a quote somewhere that says something like I'll study warfare, farming, etc so that my kids can study engineering etc so that my grandkids can study painting and so on.

/fa/ is mostly shit yeah, but I think there are some people in there who dont like garbage clothing so much. I dont know if you ever were interested in fragrances, but it's something you really should look into I think.
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>>35922751

Not him, but I'll answer as someone who beat people to near death plenty of times with objects.

It's circumstantial. There is a difference between professional violence and hateful violence. When you do hood shit, sometimes, you have to show a punk you mean business, other times it's a payback deal.

At times, I felt nothing, others I felt guilty. Especially when they cry and beg, but you gotta keep reminding yourself it's business and you do what you have to do to keep your name. If you slip, everyone knows and you can't afford to slip.

It's not like doing it out of fun or hate. Even with rival gangs I didn't harbor true hate. We are business rivals and the violence is just a show. As I said, if you make your name, keep your name.

Maybe you should ask normie killers
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>>35923768
none of my grandparents needed their children to look after them or go in to old folks homes before they died. why do you think you're going to be so fucked up when you get old?
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>>35923559
dude shut the fuck up you god damn retard
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>>35923833
Large families are on average much more happy. The way I've seen my grandparents die was depressing and undignified.

Don't you think this generation will have a higher life expectancy than the last one?
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>>35921345
I'm very aggressive if people piss me of right way.
Only thing that is stoping me from hurting randoms when they piss me off is that I would go to jail.

I'm also a bit of a sadist but manage to control myself in this regard.
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>>35923876
how man kids in your moms litter anon?
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>>35923954
none of your business, you said nothing intelligent
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>>35923884
>Large families are on average
Poor people who don't know any better or are irresponsible enough to keep shitting out kids.
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>>35923984
not an argument dumbass
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>>35923965
i didn't think anything i said was intelligent, it's just common sense. it's not my fault your parents breed like some kind of animal
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>>35924024
even if I had 50 siblings what would be the problem? sad because you dont have siblings/ have a bad relationship with them? your fucking problem. There's literally nothing wrong with having many many children.
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>>35923772
I should probably look for more organic handmade art and stuff. Thing is that you can only look at it, it's nice, but in my mind the television wins out in the long term. I should try reading some books. Now that I think of it I should have focused much more on classical things from the start, thank you anon.

I want my kids to be capable people. Right now I don't have the mental capacity to work, I want my kids to be able to hold a steady job, without actually having to have a job. I hope that makes sense.
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>>35923997
It's well known that stupid poor people have more kids than educated people do.
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>>35923984
Long ago both rich and poor people had a lot of kids actually. Nowadays it's only the poor people who dont know how to use birth control.
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>>35924073
yeah because muh phd muh career which are things that dont fucking matter

How do you think royal dynasties lasted for so long huh?

Here is another bullshit fact if you want one. It's well known that educated people dont have sex as often as uneducated poor people. see how dumb this is? it's how it will turn out that matters.
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>>35924073
Don't you think it would be good if there were more educated people around then?
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>>35921345
I'm actually a creative genius, and everytime I drift off I start hearing in my head celestial music that sounds like nothing else I've ever listened to in this life. I'm certain that I will become sooner than later ome of the greatest classical composers of this century.

I genuinely don't care about material possessions and social status, nor I have ever felt envy cause a lack of it.

I strive for love, but sex still disgusts me. I wish I could just hang put with a cute girlfiriend and, at best, hug her. Everything beyond that makes me want to gag.

These 3 statements are 100% true.
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>>35924093
>Long ago both rich and poor people had a lot of kids actually.
I know that anon but we're talking about now, not the 1950's
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>>35921345
I was the model of a pretty famous sculpture.
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>>35924108
Thw more kids you have the higher chance you have of having duds.

Its why the royal families of old would fuck not only thwir cousins but other wenches as well. Read a book retard
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>>35924053
I have a brother and a sister, you're the one too ashamed to say how many kids your mom squeezed out.
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>>35924126
this one, right?
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>>35924140
You talk about it in such a vulgar and derogatory way, you dont deserve to know you fucking useless piece of shit.

Tell me how having many children is even a problem in itself and maybe I'll take you seriously, fucking brainlet.
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>>35924102
I really hope you're not as stupid as this post makes you seem.
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>>35921345
I'm an alien who crashed landed here in the 70s and have never been able to adapt to the human way of life.
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>>35924203
I don't know why you 90's born queers don't just stay on reddit, you're so easily offended. Does >>35924174 remind you of your mother?
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>>35924060
>Thing is that you can only look at it, it's nice, but in my mind the television wins out in the long term.
Well I dont know you, but beauty is a necessity no matter what. it is not a luxury, but a necessity. so when you stop watching the TV, you will be in an environment that will give you access to a higher mind simply because of the beauty. something that inspires for real.

>Now that I think of it I should have focused much more on classical things from the start, thank you anon.
Yes thats what I wanted you to realize. The sooner you work on it the better.


You might want to read those books:
https://www.amazon.com/Mirror-True-Womanhood-Instruction-Classic/dp/1331855365/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&qid=1490666471&sr=8-3&keywords=true+womanhood&linkCode=sl1&tag=meaofgra-20&linkId=63045c201a163192e1afda9dc63e6b30

https://www.amazon.com/True-Men-Need-Them-Instruction/dp/1331813204/ref=pd_sim_14_1?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_i=1331813204&pd_rd_r=PVND85M9BW5EZ4CDVXQD&pd_rd_w=bLqce&pd_rd_wg=p30es&psc=1&refRID=PVND85M9BW5EZ4CDVXQD
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>>35924203
1) overpopulation [see mexico and india]
2) stretching oneself thin of resources, have to overcompensate or cut back
3) lose time for the self

Now give me arguments for having many children without "muh biological imperative" memes
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>>35924229
Nah it reminds me of your family you fucking dumb ogre man. go die. im not actually going to discuss any of this if thats how you treat giving birth.
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>>35924229
no, it doesn't
>cries because someone else got offended
>gets offended easily
le meme man
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>>35922211
Haha I'm 32, married and have regular sex and probably average 4-6 nuts a day. You're an amateur.
Also full house dubs checked.
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>>35924251
>see mexico and india

Why should you not make kids because some fucking low IQ idiots also decided to make plenty of kids? You're actually doing the world a disservice if you let them overrun the actually intelligent.

> stretching oneself thin of resources
that highly depends.

>lose time for the self
your "self" becomes your family. your unity becomes your family. it's your blood. besides, you always have time for yourself.

I dont need to give you an argument ... it's like asking me to give you an argument for eating cake .. there's no point. You either do it or you dont.
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>>35921345
I'm not German despite having blonde hair and blue-green eyes
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>>35924255
was she she a teen mother anon? do all you kids even have the same father? having children isn't some magic occurrence, it's just a part of nature, there is nothing special about your mom having a litter like some street cat. don't make the same mistake poor fag, your children deserve better.
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>>35924314
thisissomereallycrazyshit
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I've never had a pear.
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>>35924311
>your self becomes your family
Myopia. What happens when Bentley dies, Benjamin and John fuck off in school and flunk, and ypur darling Sara becomes the town bike?
Lmfao. If you wamt to have a litter of children go ahead. Dont cry when the broad you knock up mysteriously dies during CB though LMAOOOO
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>>35924327
nope, none of this, truly. you're fucking disgusting though, really repulsive. go die. it wouldnt fucking matter.

>>35924355
truly a miserable idiot. die childless and stuff. your blood ends with you.
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>>35924374
Another muh jeens retard exposed for the sub 60 IQ monkey he actually is. Muh lineage muh heritage right? Retard.
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>>35924404
dude, you'll die and nobody will notice and your mark on the world will vanish pretty fucking quickly. your parents failed you and in turn you failed the whole lineage. Your ancestors must be so proud to have an intalagent nihilistic kid who believes pretty much nothing matters. I know you wouldnt believe the stupid shit you believe in right now if you werent a repulsive fucking troll loser.
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I am a tall blond, blue eyed very white male. My friends even called me "the Aryan" in school. In my adult life I started caring about white supremacy and certainly hating / speaking out against Jews. I'm a big strong guy so I voice my opinion and fight if necessary. I've even gotten trounced pretty bad for spouting off in public but I don't even care. Regular /pol/ poster too, mafacka.
Anyway my siblings decided to do ancestry DNA shit and it turned out I'm almost a quarter kike. So since finding that out my sense of identity is all but shattered.
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>>35924452
what's wrong with having one or two kids anon, there's no point in having an embarrassing amount like your mother, nothing good will come from it.
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>>35924452
Bahaha you think you have a mark on the world? Fucking delusions of grandeur.
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>>35924514
and whats wrong with spreading your genetics as much as possible? why are you even arguing about this? you have shit genetics that shouldnt be spread? no doubt buddy.

>>35924522
locally or globally, same thing.
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>>35924522
He's delusional enough to think that his family still behaving like people from a pre-industrial culture is the equivalent of a royal dynasty.
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>>35924533
You have no mark on the world, kid. It's a fucking rock that shits out more human beings quicker than the solar system creates stars. Humans are temporary.

Even locally nobody knows you or cares about you, truly. Stop acting like muh genes is an argument, it isn't. Like I said, if you want to shit out 10k kids go ahead but dont be surprised when you get several duds.
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>>35924533
>and whats wrong with spreading your genetics as much as possible?
are you a fucking nigger or what?
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>>35924573
nah, you live forever though your bloodline. we still remember the average settlers who came to america because of the lineage they left behind.
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>>35924503
You deserve it, you fucking nazi.
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>>35924593
even the niggers understand that it's a good thing. at this point I wouldnt trust entirely what the westerners have to say regarding nature.

dude you play videogames to be the best or whatever. then you'll tell me when it's time to spread your own fucking genetic code, that it's a bad thing? give me a break.
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>>35924628
>dude you play videogames to be the best or whatever.
you're the kid born in the 90's anon. I don't play video games
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>>35924600
No, you do NOT live forever. Your fucking bloodline is. Not. You. Shut the fuck up with this ass-backwards line of thought. Your kids are completely independent of you, stop fucking pretending otherwise. Delusional fucking child. Do you also believe in religion?
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>>35922209
>But I'm not a loser.
You're the veritable definition of a loser.

You are quantifiably a bigger loser than most people on this board.

I hope for your sake this is a joke.
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>>35921345
The uneven spread of their leg tan is really bothering me desu
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>>35922245
Frat parties are awful.
If you weren't a desperately projecting neckbeard who never leaves the basement you'd know that house parties are better 100% of the time.
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>>35924656
I'm not the fucktard playing with strawmen.

>>35924644
>No, you do NOT live forever. Your fucking bloodline is.
jeez how fucking clever! you figured that out! haha

>>35924641
oh, right. well it looks like you'll die soon enough. tick tock.
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>>35924628
>even the niggers understand that it's a good thing.
yeah leaving a bunch of fatherless kids and single mothers in their wake is great isn't it?
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>>35924404

Dude I don't even care about your retarded ass argument with the other asshole, but you're obnoxious as fuck. How old are you? You behave like a 10 years old on mic in minecraft or some shit.
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>>35924699
Hahaha so you admit to being a delusional fuckwit. Pathetic.

Your idea is pump out a thousand children with the hopes that just one of them will turn out alright. Fucking idiotic.
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>>35924699
your whore mother is still around so what makes you think i'm going to die so soon?
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>I get invited to kinky sex parties despite being a NEET.
>I love music but pretty much never listen to any sort of radio, so I'm always super late to the party when it comes to mainstream music and end up listening to songs that were pretty big mainstream hits some years before like years later.
>I'm pretty much somewhere between being a normie and a robot according to this board. I spend so much time here and on this site in general and I hate the fucking racism, misogyny, homophobia, transphobia, and I hate a lot of this site's culture, but I also hate normies and like that here you can find a lot of obscure or underrated media and talk about pretty much anything.
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>>35924691
normie parties are garbage though, and that was the point

>>35924720
you're completely missing the point

why are you people even saying that spreading your own genetic code is not something you should do? YOUR OWN. you must have a terrible mental deficiency.

>>35924743
fortunately for them i have plans and i know they will turn out alright, since im not a loser like the bunch who keeps replying to me.

>>35924748
probably a suicide when you realize how fucking meaningless your life is.
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>>35921345
I have several folders of robot cocks. I want more, but it's getting more difficult to know which ones that I download nowadays are virgins and which are normie filth.
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>>35924785
there's nothing wrong with having a couple of kids but just pumping out babies is retarded.
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>>35924846
Hi fbdj sweetgj
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>>35924888
am i talking to a 12 years old?
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>>35921426
I'll ask soemthing that never gets asked in TV and shit

How do I stay the fuck away from your business so I can live a happy safe life and you guys don't decide to kill me?
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>>35921398
I can actually believe this.

https://youtu.be/ahdfA_DJ-0A?t=1507

Listen to what this Arab who is far richer than you says

Protip: without family you are nothing. This is something the West may take another 50 years to learn, but by that point it will be way too late.
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>>35924935
>Protip: without family you are nothing.

Can you say that to the fucking retards who keep replying to me? >>35924785
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>>35924921
>he's starting to post romanticized paintings
Oh shit. Carry on so we can document your delusion.
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>>35924921
>a 12 years old?
says the guy who thinks low iq niggers have the right idea
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>>35924960
Read what I just wrote, broski
>This is something the West may take another 50 years to learn, but by that point it will be way too late.
Find a reliable woman (that's the tough part), have a couple of kids (even if you can afford 20, don't have more than 3 or 4 max), invest in them, bring them up well. That's what life really is.
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>>35922020
I wanted to be a girl for most of my life, it faded away during my twenties, now I'm happier than ever in my thirties.

Most people experience internal conflict during their teens, and settle down during adulthood. I'd wager many happy trans fail to see this natural age-related improvement, because transitioning is such a significant change it will overshadow anything else in your perception.
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>>35924960
you've been told multiple times there isn't anything wrong with having a couple of kids, just not a litter like your mother.
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>>35924699
>"strawmen"
>not a loser
Pic related is you
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I once posted all information about myself on /b/, figuring, 'why not, it can't get worse from here'
A year later some kind anon had raised my credit score by almost 200 points without me knowing.

Thank you anon. Now I qualify for a 75k loan, I think i'm going to take it, and leave this shitbox house im in now, and get an apt or something and a modest used car. Keep my identity anon, I probably won't need it in a year or two.
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>>35924921
Anti natalists are such vile people. You say you want to enjoy the plight of raising 5 kids and you get a whole bunch of shit lol.
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>guy
>nobody believes you're a virgin
I haven't fucked anyone in my life why do they insist on questioning me over it?
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>>35924960
Also, try to marry a Caucasian woman, Oriental women are extremely neurotic (even compared to most other women), nigger women are just too fucking retarded (but loyal and strong-spirited), Caucasians are a good balance, but don't marry, and get your money off her radar completely (I'm sure you know this stuff already but move it offshore and diversify like fuck). Ask /biz/ as they know their shit on this subject.
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>>35924785
>normie parties are garbage though
Only if they're frat parties, you utter loser.
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>>35925032
>, you utter loser.
what the fuck are you doing here normalfag? don't you have anything better to do?
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I've never jerked off and have never had an urge to do so.
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>>35925020

because,

>tinder
>grindr(?)
>facebook
>okcupid
>eharmony
>lol bars
>lol DA CLUUUBBBBZ

It's almost unfathomable for a guy to be a virgin past 25 with all the tech and shit we have now. I don't think it ever occurs to them you don't WANT to fuck some skank in a bar,. Like, utterly fucking mind blowing.
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>>35924978
everyone would want many children really, but whites are too busy for their own good. and the other races they dont care at all.

besides, you'll tell me the effeminate swedes have the right idea about immigration and stuff too?

>>35925008
nobody managed to tell me why having 1-2 is alright but having 3+ is not okay. if thats what you think I think the reasons why you would want children would be very superficial. like social pressure or something. OH!. ill only have 1 child. more than that? ha! retarded. dont know why.

>>35925018
im not even the millionaire guy lol but those cunts just piss me off

>>35925024
ideally you marry someone of the same ethnicity as yours

>>35925032
I dont think you understand what a normie party is. it's pretty close from frat parties. you cant tell me you go out so often if you cant even figure that out.
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>>35925091
Yes I know, I am the "millionaire guy".
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>>35925091
>ideally you marry someone of the same ethnicity as yours
Yeah, but if the women of your ethnicity are all fuckwits, then there's no big deal with looking outwards to your wider racial group. I would marry an East European, Medi, Indian, Arab, Mexican, Paki, Persian and I would feel okay about it. Just no chinks (don't want an Eliot son), and no boons (don't want a complete retarded and violent ape for a son either, theres gotta be balance).
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>>35921345
I was pursued by a qt asian girl who was the lead singer in some semi popular indie rock band when I went visited Toronto a few years ago.

Despite how hard she pushed and how much I wanted to ask her out I shot her down each time because I have severe trust issues and insecurities when it comes to dating.
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>>35925091
>whites are too busy for their own good.
proving the welfare money for animals like your family
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>>35922268
Does that even feel good?
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>>35925133
oh haha. well you said i was the one to enjoy raising the 5 kids so i thought it was an outsider

>>35925144
the animal family is the one who raised such a loser of a son (you). you're so morally hollow people would see no difference if we put you in a cage of gorillas. and please come back to me with this same argument when you stop indulging in primal activites yourself, such as masturbation. weak hypocrite! and they just like debts so much

>>35925142
women of your ethnicity cant be all fuckwits...
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>>35925091
>nobody managed to tell me why having 1-2 is alright but having 3+ is not okay
most likely because they know they can provide financially and emotionally for 1-3 children and they want to provide the best life for them that they can instead of obsessing over spreading their genes or whatever tripe you've been spouting. You sound like you're from one of those families where no one has had a job for 3 generations, I guess you leave that up to the white folks.
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>>35925204
>women of your ethnicity cant be all fuckwits...
True but it may take too long to find one depending on the kind of area in which you live. Though I guess if you're rich af like robot over there, traveling is easy enough to do.
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>>35921790
>It's like if I have a dog and I tell my dog to attack an old lady, but everyone just blames the dog.

So you're ok being some mobster's little puppy dog? You're definitely fucked up in some way or another buddy
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>>35921345
As 10 years I sent another kid flying from a punch and as 13 I broke a punching bag with a punch.
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>>35921545
Normies see it as faking and/or attention seeking. Trust me, they hate suicidal people whilst simultaneously pretending to be depressed and anxious.
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I'm a girl and sometimes when I use a public toilet I like to aim my pee on the floor. It feels really good
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>>35925215
hey, you're the only one so full of yourself you couldnt provide emotionally for any more than your own person. and "financially" isnt a reason, especially not in the case of millionaire anon. it must be sad being you.

ill tell you something, faggot. westerners birth rate is declining as much as feminization in men is increasing. no wonder you're against families. having big families has ALWAYS been a thing. Loser!
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This is my first time being outside in two months. People hardly believe it even when you're telling them with the most sincere face possible.

>tfw had to ask for help about which bus to take to get home to some old lady because I hardly can get around the city I've lived in my entire life
They must have thought I was from somewhere else

I can pretty much say I live on the internet
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>>35921345
I'm a hebe. I find that women tend to peak their attractiveness at 16/17.

Which is great because age of consent is 16 here.

I'm 29.

Also, your image REALLY does it for me, OP.
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>>35925337
>hebe
epheb, sorry.
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>>35925337
hi BGDF
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>>35925358
>BGDF

board game designer forums? what?
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>>35925447
Well if that aint you theres at least one other dude who browses this board (if he still does) and meets those exact specifications
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I've never bought a music CD in my entire life, and generally don't listen to music at all.
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>>35925305
how many times do you need to be told a couple of kids anon? most people aren't millionaires anon, in most cases both mom and dad work these days. you keep falling back on retarded extremes to make your case, I think you're just being deliberately obtuse now.
Society is pretty fucked these days, I know the birthrate is falling but flooding western society with retarded niggers and muslims is just going to make the total collapse come faster.
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>>35925471
desu I thought my confession was pretty tame. I doubt you'll have much difficulty finding a 29yo guy who thinks, say, 18 year olds are attractive.

I'm just different in that I find that women tend to drastically start to lose their attractiveness in their 20s, and almost entirely in their 30s.
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>>35921345
>And smoked and snorted meth more than 15 times.
WOW!! 15 TIMES? you must be so hardcore
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holy fucking shit that op picture

-unattainable smooth skinned perfect gfs
-unattainable nice cloudy weather (I'm in a desert shithole)
-place unattainably not filled with trash
I don't know what people wouldn't believe about me, I'm almost retarded about social things.
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>>35925509
>but flooding western society with retarded niggers and muslims is just going to make the total collapse come faster.
literally who said anything about this being good.

>in most cases both mom and dad work these days.
yeah. and if they can manage to have many kids somehow? of course if you cant (somehow), dont, but if you can, definitely do. or at the very least, dont say it would be retarded, because it wouldnt be. far from it.


Anyway im outta here.
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>>35925298
Hi. Would you like to chat?
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>>35924928
please answer this cartel anon. i too would like to avoid your kind.
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>>35921345
I've got cancer.
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>>35925725
how many years/months?
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>>35925610
>>35925509
I'm the guy who posted >>35924935
and I'm Muslim. I don't think we are 'flooding the west' at all. Most of the """migrants""" are coming from places where the west intervened (read: fucked up) like Afg, Somalia and Iraq, so it's only right that they take in these fucking apes so they can fuck up their countries so they get to feel what it's like to have shit on your kitchen top and not in your toilet. There isn't some mass exodus out of Muslim countries, even the relatively unstable ones like Pakistan and Iran.

As for birth rates, even then the Muslim birth rates tend to mirror the ones in the west after about one generation.

I know most of you just hate brown people because brown or because different culture, and sometimes the /pol/ excuse ("muh terrorism") forgetting that kids with rifles actually kill more people than global terrorism.

What I'm saying is you really need to stop losing focus and just make something of your short time on Earth. The west will be here long after we're gone. Islam and Muslims will be here long after we're gone. Niggers, the same. Not really worth wasting your whole life obsessing over shit you have no control over. And if you think "muh God Emperor" is gonna somehow fix all that, then I have a moon to sell you.
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>>35925805
I hate browns because they are a deadweight on the economy, the 2nd generation is even worse in this regard.
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>>35926033
Hardly. Most browns I know personally are working, I make a lot and taxes go back in. You should be more concerned about Jamal and his buddies, and his single mother harem. That's dead weight. Not me and mine.
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I would rather eat pussy/girlbutt than have sex or get head.
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>>35926088
>I know these people that means ur statistics are incorrect!
More retard logic.
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I used to cut myself and have been depressed for 4 years. Also I've had a constant headache for almost 3 years
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>>35921940
How did you got rich? Also nice meme story, but please "answer" the question.
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>>35921741
No way friend!
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I eat a shit ton of food and am basically always hungry
>tfw 125 @ 6'
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>>35926178
You have high blood pressure. Take beta blockers and see a doctor and check on it.
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>>35926143
>meanwhile here are my statistics to prove browns/mudslimes are a drag on the economy

*crickets*
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>>35926143
Statistics =/= reality
Grow a backbone.
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>>35926331
Boi he look like a thumb
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>>35926331
>Statistics based on trends don't represent trends

Kek
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>>35921345
damn is that actually considered athletic wear? Can't wait for summertime to be honest even though I know most of you guys complain about it. But how can you jerk off to porn 5 times a day then complain when you see slutty teenage ass at the mall?
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I am 6'3", make 60k a year at 21, have an 8.5" penis, and am not overweigbt.
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>>35926604
You still haven't shown stats for how browns/Muslims are a drag on the economy. I guess breitbart couldn't help you this time, right.
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>>35926651
t. ugly khv autist
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>>35926675
I'm having dinner, I'll post stats in 15 minutes.
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>>35926704
Okay, I guess that means you're having a tough time coming up with legit results. Tell you what, take 30 minutes, because we both know you're gonna have trouble.
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I'm the only one in my family who failed college.

I'm also the only one who is very asocial and misanthropic, doesn't help that I am a Christian.
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>>35926604
>muh trends
There's this saying that goes "take what you like of the dish and leave the rest". Research it and commit it to your daily life, cuck.
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>>35926417
That's hilarious i have never been called that before. Hahaha

Anybody have tips to exercise the chest muscles without a barbell? I'm in dire straits but trying to get physically fit for the military
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>>35927010
Netherlands i'm assuming?
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>>35927038
Here's the post so the faggot doesn't delete it again:

People of non-western origin are 12,35% of the population in my country.

https://www.cbs.nl/nl-nl/achtergrond/2016/47/inkomen
People of non-western origin are 30% of the lowest income group and 3% of the highest income group.
The highest income group pays 50% of taxes, the lowest income group only 4%

https://www.cbs.nl/nl-nl/achtergrond/2016/21/werkloosheid-naar-herkomst
5,6% of natives are unemployed as opposed to 15,2% of people of non-western origin. Moroccans and Carribeans are the most unemployed with 18,2% and 17% respectively.

http://www.elsevier.nl/nederland/article/2015/08/allochtoon-gaat-vaker-naar-arts-maakt-hogere-zorgkosten-2673973W/
Foreigners have on average 13% more healthcare costs.

http://statline.cbs.nl/Statweb/publication/?DM=SLNL&PA=82016NED&D1=0&D2=0,7-9&D3=l&HDR=T,G2&STB=G1&VW=T
The majority of wellfare recipients are of non-western origin.
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>>35926722
People of non-western origin are 12,35% of the population in my country.

https://www.cbs.nl/nl-nl/achtergrond/2016/47/inkomen
People of non-western origin are 30% of the lowest income group and 3% of the highest income group.
The highest income group pays 50% of taxes, the lowest income group only 4%

https://www.cbs.nl/nl-nl/achtergrond/2016/21/werkloosheid-naar-herkomst
5,6% of natives are unemployed as opposed to 15,2% of people of non-western origin. Moroccans and Carribeans are the most unemployed with 18,2% and 17% respectively.

http://www.elsevier.nl/nederland/article/2015/08/allochtoon-gaat-vaker-naar-arts-maakt-hogere-zorgkosten-2673973W/
Foreigners have on average 13% more healthcare costs.

http://statline.cbs.nl/Statweb/publication/?DM=SLNL&PA=82016NED&D1=0&D2=0,7-9&D3=l&HDR=T,G2&STB=G1&VW=T
The majority of wellfare recipients are of non-western origin.

Foreigners are over 60% of detainees
http://statline.cbs.nl/Statweb/publication/?DM=SLNL&PA=82321NED&D1=a&D2=0&D3=0&D4=a&D5=l&HDR=G1,G2,G4&STB=T,G3&VW=T
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I don't want to watch porn ever again.
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>>35927061
Yes I replied to the wrong person. Point still stands.

Social security and and healthcare are the two biggest cost groups of the state, both groups where non-western foreigners are overrepresented. Moroccans do worse than niggers in most categories.
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>>35927038
When looking at income, poor whites are still less likely to commit a crime than rich non-western immigrants, first or second generation.
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>>35921345

What age are these girls?
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>>35921345
I don't have self esteem issues.
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>>35925070
i have spend dozens of hours on all of these since highschool and never gotten a date.
i just spent my 26th birthday alone.
i know this is a troll.
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>>35927098
Moroccans =/= niggers
don't conflate the two.

>>35927125
What kind of crime are we talking about, here?
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>>35927134
old enough to be disgusting sluts
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>>35927067
>Turkish Dutch were 8 percent less cost than natives, but had all the groups have the highest drug costs.
So it doesn't hold across the board. I haven't looked at the others yet, because google translate is having problems with cookies on those sites but I will get round to it and I'm sure I will find other anomalies that you've conveniently not mentioned and hoped I wouldn't look into.
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>>35927038
>>35927061
In 2005 non-western foreigners commited a large majority of rapes
http://nl.aup.nl/wosmedia/296/vol_83_no_2_-_zedendelinquentie_en_etniciteit.pdf

Like true beta males, Moroccans and Turks on average stalk people more.
http://statline.cbs.nl/Statweb/publication/?DM=SLNL&PA=81947NED&D1=45-48&D2=0&D3=0&D4=0-8&D5=l&HDR=G2,G1,G3,G4&STB=T&VW=T
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>>35927204
Read carefully, I said Moroccans do worse than niggers in term of crime and employment.

>What kind of crime are we talking about, here?
Any felony. There are more precise lists available for every crime.
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>>35927239
Which link are you talking about here?

"anomalies" lol. Somehow western immigrants do not show up in these anomalies.
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>>35927239
http://statline.cbs.nl/Statweb/publication/?DM=SLNL&PA=81947NED&D1=27-53&D2=0&D3=0&D4=0-8&D5=l&HDR=G2,G1,G3,G4&STB=T&VW=T

Moroccans and Turks are even more likely to DUI.
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>>35927304
prolly because there are no western immigrants to your place lol. everyone is migrating to the USA senpai, they're tired of europe's shit.

you fags all act all high and mighty but in the same move you act like fucking douches. take in immigrants, but no, i fucking HATE immigrants! they kill and do crime!!!! so why'd you take them in in the first place? shut the fuck up your moralless dog i love christianity for the viceroy!!!! :^)
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I let my wife cuck me whenever she likes with whoever she likes :(
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>>35927285
What I meant by that phrase wasn't that you were actually conflating them, but that it is obvious that Moroccans do worse than niggers. Even without cursory knowledge of moroccan culture, pay attention to their geographic location. They have nothing; I would expect nothing but for them to go haywire.
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>>35927358
Yeah the US is even worse lol.

http://thealternativehypothesis.org/index.php/2016/06/08/white-america/
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I did the incests with my cousinand I regret it every time I see her at a family function
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>>35927423
Their geographic location is in the Netherlands, unfortunately.
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>I fucked 4 married hoes and they're the only people I've had sex with

This is what happens when your college is in a military town
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>>35927434
Why do you regret it? Wasn't it good? Isn't she hot?
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>>35927443
lmfao if it's that big of a deal to you then get strapped and start killing Morocanns.

I myself have already purchase two P90s and am ready to let loose on niggers here in the states.
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>>35921345

I have provided a false alibi in court to a murderer, who was acquitted.
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>>35921574
Same I had two girls shocked when I told them I am a virgin apparently I have an aura of a guy that gets pussy
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>>35921442
Fuck. Thanks for reminding me anon
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A girl who looks and acts like she is in an anime has a crush on me,she even has a tragic backstory and she once beat the shot out of some asshole who tried to rape her
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>>35921345
PART 1/2
I discovered and lost possibly one of the greatest historical finds in Southern California in the last 10 years.

>"The Lost Los Padres Mine"
>The Spanish had mines set up all over the landscape of southern California, of which I've spent the last 3 years searching for
>I've come across at least 12 mines that I'm certain nobody has entered in nearly 100 years
>But there was always one mystery that evaded me
>ONE MYSTERY THAT I COULDN'T UNCOVER
>What in the Hell was the Lost Padres Mine?

This Lost Los Padres Mine had been talked about by everyone in the local historical community. Some saying it was built in the late 1600s, some saying it was run until the early 1800s and that it held the corpses of upwards of 20 natives trapped in a cave-in, while others claimed in was a silver mining operation that ran dry, and that the myth was used to trick people to buy land.

>I spent months hiking in remote areas where I suspected it could be, based on historical documents, maps, geogical surveys, etc....
>Eventually, I found the most promising two locations
>I found 1 mine, but was unable to cross a ravine to enter it.
>Another took me 14 hours to hike out to and back, just found old mining equipment
>I realized, going through old documents that this was only written as 'Lost Los Padres Mine' in ENGLISH.
>In Spanish, 'Los Padres' was never followed up by the word "mine" or "mines", meaning quite likely they were referring to multiple mines, built up to a hundred and 27 years apart.

The 'Padres' are the priests that had these mines built
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>>35927657
PART 2/2
>One day I came across the oldest Spanish mine. It was all but caved in, surrounded by a LITERAL mountain of white quartz, it was like nothing I've ever seen.
>Area completely littered with old tools, wooden beams, and even found what looks like a neck-bone
>The entrance, being small enough only to crawl through now, didn't cut it for me. I HAD to see the inside, but I didn't want to be trapped, so I begin digging away best I could to expand the entrance.
>*Rocks crumbling*
>WTF.jpg
>Gravel and rubble come crashing down, rocks hit me as I run like hell.
>Entrance is sealed
>tfw I'm on technically private land and I can't tell anyone what I may have discovered, for fear of losing out on recognition and money.

I tried, and now I don't even know what to do
WTF am I supposed to do now? Only close friends know about this/ have seen my proof.
But nobody will believe I discovered the original Lost Padres Mine
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I've met (and vomited) on a cardinal.
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>>35927692
which one? I doubt it would identify you, unless he was a big-ass cardinal
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Made out with a chick multiple times when I was 12
Lost my oral virginity at 15, lost my penetrative virginity at 16. Got quite a lot of action with another girl. So these are 3 different girls

Why this is unbelievable is because I'm sort of beta. Like not completely beta (far from it) and not alpha as well, also I'm kinds fat
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>>35927495

It was alright at the time. She definitely wasn't bad looking, if a bit immature. Long story short, I was in Junior High and I had recently gotten her number from my parents because she had visited (I live in VA, she lives in Florida) and we had become good friends. She started telling me about all her problems, and me being the beta that I was, I listened, and I tried to help her any way that I could. Eventually she started telling me how she cut herself and I talked with her every day, pleading with her not to do it, that I loved her, etc. She was the only girl I was ever able to talk to up to that point.

A lot of the details are hazy, but eventually we got to the point of talking about sex, and other naughty things that cousins shan't be talking about. Eventually, she would visit me, and we would do everything short of sex. Eventually, we lost our virginities to each other, I was 16 iirc.

By senior year of high school, I was getting bored of the relationship. I used to enjoy talking to her, but it just seemed like we had run out of things to talk about. However, one thing she gave me was confidence - I started talking to 6's and 7's at school, something I really hadn't done consistently before. One of those girls I couldn't get enough of. I was still in a secret "relationship" with my cousin, even though I didn't really feel a strong connection to her anymore. I eventually worked up the stones to "break up" with my cousin, which was painful, but it was the right decision.

Something I think /r9k/ neets don't consider when they post in imouto threads is that if you do cross that barrier irl, you can never go back.
My stepmom was the only one who suspected, and she warned me not to get too close with family, because family is forever. To my parents and Aunt, I used to have such a good relationship with her, but that suddenly disappeared. They were confused, and they asked me why I didn't want to hang with her, why I never texted her, etc.
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>>35921426
Subhuman spic detected
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>>35925653
Not him but I highly doubt getting killed by the cartel is a high possibility for anybody on r9k.
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>>35921545
It's because suicide/depression/whatever are all seen as negative.

Most "well adjusted" people are that way because they've either never experienced any form of negativity to the degree in which the suicidal person is. Or, they may have experienced that, but had very close people who care about them to help them through it.

Someone who posts on r9k most likely has never had that chance. Either because they've never bothered telling anyone, pushed people away, withdraw when feeling depressed, etc.

This means they most likely won't know how to handle/react people reaching out to them, so they give off a very strong "don't approach me vibe" - this is because most people are able to be happy and cheery all the time because things are pretty much (for the most part) predictable in every day life. Throw in a depressed robot, and it's a big cog in the machine. They don't like that. Seeing a depressed person is like in the movie inception when you give off the vibe that you aren't "part" of the dream.

It's better to keep emotions to yourself, be fake, and start seeing a psychologist or potentially working on yourself rather than asking others for emotional support.

It can help, but be prepared to regret opening up to others even in the slightest.
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>>35922415
All the movies you listed are just edgelord shit
>>35922721
Most of /r9k/ are low functioning sociopaths anyway
>>35923037
Why are druggies so defensive about their habits? Just because he isn't some heroin addicted wigger with AIDS doesn't mean you need to get butthurt about it
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>>35927871
Drug cartels kill a lot of people dude
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>>35921576
Ive done all of these and I'm not happy. Don't let it bother you. Shit is overrated
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From the day I first bathed myself, to about the age of 11 years I never washed my ass
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESTOP SCREENSHOTTING MY REPLIES AND PUTTING THEM ON IFUNNY YOU FAGGOTS
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>>35921345
I think my happy alternate universe self, the real me that's living the future I was supposed to have, is living inside some mind dimension in my brain and by staying alive I'm save guarding him.
It's the one thing that still makes me able to get out of bed and do my 9 'till 5.
I do it for him.
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I have not said the word "fuck" since I was 7 years old
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>>35928037
10/10 post my friend.

I'll make sure your words of wisdom are never lost.
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>>35926290
I've went to a fair amount of doctors and my blood pressure is normal. Some things have almost worked but never fully.
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I am a girl and I have done public scat videos.
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>>35922495
eurojackpot? its 60mil tonight and i play every fucking week. its my biggest dream to win even a couple thousand. i could move on my own and buy a car its all i want
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>>35928263
If you were either white or black, I could easily believe that
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>>35921345
I genuinely don't want a sexual relationship. Just an emotional one. The idea of sex to me is not that attractive.
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>>35921398

You know what they say - money doesn't buy happiness? If it doesn't, you don't have enough of it. Keep earning man!
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I know where a dead body is buried in my town.

Every time I'm back home I go there to check on it and it's been there always, for the past 7 or so years. I have no idea who it is or how long it's been there but it can't have been anyone high status if it's never been found.

It's not exactly out in the open but it's not exactly hidden either. It's literally about 30 feet away from a residential area. Just in sort of an odd and not easily noticed location.

I first found it when I was 16 and just walking around in the early hours of the morning since I was a neet. It was already fully decayed pretty much by that point so it must have been there for a while.

Skeletons don't look like they do in the movies, all white and pristine. It barely even resembles a body at all anymore. I doubt I'd know what it was if I came across it for the first time today.

It's also weird because I don't live in a third world shit hole and there's only been one murder I know of in my town for the past 20 or so years.
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>>35924762
>>I get invited to kinky sex parties despite being a NEET.
how did that happen?
>I'm pretty much somewhere between being a normie and a robot according to this board. I spend so much time here and on this site in general and I hate the fucking racism, misogyny, homophobia, transphobia, and I hate a lot of this site's culture, but I also hate normies and like that here you can find a lot of obscure or underrated media and talk about pretty much anything.
Yeah I feel the same.
4chan can be actually used to have meaningful discussion. compara /his/ and /pol/.
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>>35928520
why? why black or white specifically?
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>>35929222
>4chan can be used to have meaningful discussion

Lmfao. There is nothing of value on any of these boards except by example: you do not want to be any of the retards that frequent this shitty site. Whining and crying and nigger this whitey that. Lmfao.

It's the same thing how white people drive their kids past a black neighborhood - not to introduce them to that element except to say "you do not want to be ome that".

LMAOOO
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i don't smoke even though i have really pale skin and bags under my eyes
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>>35921345
My great grand father was born in 1844, owned a family of slaves that his family worked with picking cotton.
Then he fought in the civil war and was one of the Confederate soldiers who accidentally shot Stonewall Jackson.
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>>35929351
You didn't understand my post.
I wanted to say that it depends on board.
/pol/ is fucking braindead and /his/ is often reasonable (mostly)even though they speak about very similar subjects.
Good example would be a thread titled: "Why has Africa not developed?"
On /pol/ you'll hear about niggers.
On /his/ you'll see the actual reasons being discussed, like isolation, colonisation, illiteracy and problematic nationstates,
Of course /his/ is not perfect but it's one of the best 4chan's got to offer
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>>35921398
>can literally get anything he wants
>"haha yeah I'm depressed tho :^( "

lol, get over yourself faggot
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>>35929291
Neither are very hygienic.
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>>35921345
i was a med student but dropped out because i hated it
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>>35928356
What has that faggot ever done for you?
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>>35929188
Why haven't you ever contacted authorities? Or is it your special thing? That's pretty neat
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>>35922195
>>35921940
>I don't have a career, I won the money.
>seems to act like an autismo
Even a shitload of money can't cure your autism robots. You've got a pretty riskless life and can go wherever you want and you choose to act like the king of spergs.

Just fucking great.
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>>35922506
and are you attractive?
even if you're a hag it's still surprising, but if you're actually hot you must be actively trying to stay celibate
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>>35921345
I choked when my teacher was waiting for me to fuck her in the end of my exam day

but she said she'd be back next year, so far it's been the longest year of my life
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>>35922020
Yeah I already feel some regret waiting as long as I have. I planned to just say fuck it and try this year. Anyways I hope life is going well for you.
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>>35922482
cue Eckhart Tolle
>be content goy, let us amass all the wealth, power and honors while you slave your life away and pay us your taxes
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>>35921444
find what you love/Are good at and gather within groups of people who love the same, so you can shine (even rule because it's your thing) and attract floozies
they're all animals but that's the game
also the internet makes it easier to gather up around interests
pro-tip: if your thing is stamp collecting, it isnt gonna work
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>>35930996
Nothing directly, but I'm able to live vicariously through him. I just hope he never finds out about my existence.
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>>35922170
Pretty sure I've done that too, not as satisfying
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>>35922211
I rub em out in the bathroom at work

I don't know how men survived without having porn access on their phones, so fucking handy
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>>35921977

I went to middle school in Indonesia too, I probably know you
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>>35921478
how did you get that job man? have any military background?
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>>35921633
>if you get involve with shady people, then expect repercussions
How long do you think you have left?
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>>35921427
will you deposit $30 into my paypal?
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>>35921956
>famous A-list
no need to specify "famous" if "A-list", anon.
so why r9k?
>>35921957
"irregardless" is getting on my nerves when used by my although-smart friend
it seems to have caught on common language badly
>>35921966
nice
from my involvement with the law, nobody wants to believe your innocent story once you've been convicted
even though they know you well
>>35922642
pretty cool, you'd make a good movie character i guess
>>35922119
yeah just turn your "handicap" of looking inoffensive into an advantage
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>>35921426
Fuck you, can't wait to build a wall and hopefully wage a war against you sick fucks
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>>35922285
bitter losers hating on each others
is this what this board is about?
you guys sound like frustrated women
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>>35921576
>>35923063

Good men, I wish I had never started drinking.
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>>35923037
little insecure about your use there, anon?
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>>35923037
>>35921646
Why are both of you so mad?
He just said what he hasn't done. He didn't say people who had done it are worse people, didn't say he was better than you.
But I can tell he is, judging from your response.
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>>35921398
I have never chewed food in my life. I always just cut it up into swallowable size pieces and swallow it.
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>>35921940
You clearly need a new beginning of some sort
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>I've been in tens thousands of people backyards
>cops called on me twice
my life is boring AF, this is the best I can get.
I checked meters for like a year so it was all legal
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>>35922168
jesus christ those ab insertions
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>>35922119
It's ridiculous that you view every human interaction as some kind of power struggle. I know people like you. Clearly the hood hasn't left your mind. I hate that as an employer and in general, you're like a ticking time bomb.
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I unironically like national socialism
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I don't drink or do drugs, yet when people actually take a few minutes to chat with me they always take me for a WEED LMAO type.
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>>35922211
hmm. I guess I am a pervert too.
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>>35922782
well there's always jesus, mr rothschild
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>>35922930
>I agree with you, anon. But at the same time, those ethical implications are not on me. I do not choose or make the decisions. I just carry it out. Anything else is completely the responsibility of the other party.
in other words
>i was just following orders
even less than that as you're not a soldier risking prison or execution for desertion
you are responsible for whatever you do, even though you may not be the one taking the "decision", you still take the one to obey it
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>>35922729

no one wants you here either
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I lived enough of my life for me.
I want to die.
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>>35921345
Isn't this just bragging? Fucking normalfags man. What has this board come to.
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>>35921398
>any time somebody posts they're wealthy
>200 replies saying "plz gib i so poor pls pls [email protected]"
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>>35935015
>No one wants you here.
that goes for you too reddit
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>>35935308
reddit and tumblr have destroyed the last place robots had to go
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>>35923037

For some people that's the way it actually is
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I backstabbed the kid showing child porn to other kids in high school. He trusted me with his cp sd card and I immediately went to the office to snitch on him
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>>35924060
Maybe you could try making some kind of a garden for stray animals (like a shealter). Some chill zen shit with a bunch of plants, and no tech stuff. Its a nice practice for kids, and maybe u would feel good with helping the animals.
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It's not weird for this place but I basically keep my 4chan browsing secret and when coworkers talk about things I secretly despise them.
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>>35921538
It's a good thing you didn't say you were fucking retarded, we all can see that
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>>35925621
Yo ass ugly
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>>35923669
Are you full natsoc then?
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>>35921956
Hi Samuel L Jackson
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>>35922495
Oh shit are you that fag from czech republic?
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>>35921398
I am also a millionaire and also depressed. Money didn't change me at all just means I don't have to look at food prices when shopping.

I'm guessing you are socially isolated such as myself?
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>>35935353
Yeah, and that's a good thing, because that's what they deserve. It's the male equivalent of saying you're a woman on the internet. Nobody cares about you or what you think, they just want something from you.
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I've shoplifted more than $10,000 worth of merchandise and have yet to be caught in the act successfully
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>>35937108
Would you happen to have an abnormally large quantity of melanin within your skin, my fellow "white" brother?
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>>35937108
So have i. I was only charged once for a small misdemeanor amount. Yet i've stolen so much more >:^)
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>>35921940
>some autism like OCD
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>>35921956
every possibility is hilarious to me
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>>35921345
I used to live in South Africa and have defended my family from multiple africans, and me and my father have killed whole gangs of them.
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