>pizza delivery guy is being friendly and tries to make small

Hate that shit.
Also having to tip delivery as a burger is bullshit. I already paid 3 bucks for a delivery charge fuck off.

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>pizza delivery guy asks for the cash even though I used paypal to avoid feeling pressured into giving a tip
>stands just a bit further from my doorway and doesn't just slide my pizza through the crack the doorchain allows

>>35921597
Just don't tip.

>>35921539
I don't order food. It's too much social stuff for me to handle.

>>35921597
Honestly it wouldn't be that bad if he didn't ask me to come down to get the pizza because "he couldn't find the name".

The pizza was exceptionally good so I'm tempted to get them again but I don't want to risk having to go down and talk.

>>35921539
pretend to be friendly. get free breadsticks.

>>35921605
You dont want to turn the pizza sideways or the toppins will fall off silly

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>>35921622
Perfect dubs gibs me chubs

>pizza guy says he put more toppings than usual for me and tells me he wants to know if I like the pizza
How the fuck? Did he want me to call the pizza place and tell them the pizza was good? What did he mean by this?

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>>35921641

I'm freaking out. What if he wonder why you never called and gets pissed?

You're fucked man

>>35921662
I'm afraid if I order from the same place he is going to ask me if I liked the pizza and I won't know what to respond.

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Imagine if your pizza place sent a girl to deliver your pizza. That would be so wacky!

>>35921641
>pizza guy says he put more toppings than usual for me and tells me he wants to know if I like the pizza


he jizzed in it.

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>>35921711
>delivery girl is nice to you (so she can get her tip)
>fall in love and imagine life together
>order more pizza but delivery girl never returns

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>>35921714
D-does that really happen??

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>>35921670

Fucking bail. Never order from them again.

Although what if he has delivery near you and want to ask why you stopped calling!

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>>35921725
>delivery girl only makes deliveries when she knows you aren't home

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>>35921733
How is this possible. I do not believe this is possible.

>>35921670
Oh fuck off dude, as if saying "yes, thanks" is hard.

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>>35921814

Normie get of my board

>>35921726
No.. he'd have to be going at it for a while in the middle of a busy pizza shop. Not really likely

>>35921814
LOL cuck life

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>>35921837
What if he did a sneaky one in the delivery car

>>35921829
Of course, you can't even say "yes".
You're definitely no t just playing up your "robut" skills to fit in.
Fag.

>>35921848
That'd delay the delivery, pizzas would get cold, domino effect, many people angry in one day cuz of many cold pizzas, driver gets fired. It's a little hard to whack off in a car while driving fast to make a delivery with a big open box of pizza in front of you. trust me, I've tried it

>>35921887
>I've tried it
Not ordering any pizza for a while thanks anon

>>35921837
I know someone who deliveries pizza and he said he puts his boogers on pizza of customers who don't tip, or opens the box and farts in it in the elevator, or some other nasty shit

>>35921901
How does he know he won't get a tip until he delivers the pizza?

>>35921927
Repeat customers?

>>35921927
He only does deliveries in a small area and remembers which customers have tipped before.

He told me about this nice old lady who didn't tip but was very nice so he stopped doing shit to her food.

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>>35921539
>pizza delivery guy just autistically hands me the pizza and mumbles the price really quietly

Why do they always do this?

>not paying with paypal so you don't have to say anything or interact with them

>>35921967
He's having sex with you

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>order 2 pizzas every time so he doesn't think I'm eating pizza alone
>now having thoughts that he's thinking that I eat 2 pizzas by myself and it's even worse

So what, do you throw the other pizza out? If not, you're the fatass the pizza guy imagines you to be. No point being ashamed of that

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>>35922000

Trips and dubs brings you good fortune. You will make it through this.

>>35922010
I keep it in the fridge and eat it another day

>>35921898
I used to deliver courier, I did once beat off while I was driving. You can rest my brother and enjoy your pizza

>>35922018
You're still consuming double the amount of pizza you otherwise would. How fast you consume them is irrelevant

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>same delivery guy 3 times in a week
Always shitskins too, fucking ubereats

>>35922035
You're wrong. If I ordered 10 pizzas and stored them to eat them later, I'm not eating pizzas at 10 times the rate, I just have a larger reserve of pizzas.

>>35922046
Pizzanomics

>>35922046
If you order two pizzas instead of one, you're going to eat one more pizza than you otherwise would've in a given time frame.

>>35921539
>pizza delivery guy has a boner and a wet spot in his jeans

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>>35922099
Dubs demands truth and the anon speaks truth.

Anon has higher understanding of pizzanomics

>pizza delivery guy is actually someone I used to school with

Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck

>>35922136

Use mask to cover face and do batman voice

>>35922099
if you order 1 pizza every week, you could order 2 pizzas and and spread them out over 2 weeks

>>35921539
Delivery is a lot more expensive than pick up. I don't know why you wouldn't just go to the store.

>>35922152
But let's be honest, that's not what you're doing right?

You might buy pizza once a month. Suddenly you decide to buy two at once because you're self-conscious. You save that extra one and eat it tomorrow or next week. Then a month later you'll buy two more because you're still self-conscious. You've doubled your pizza intake

>order pizza
>delivery time confirmed
>stand still doing nothing in wait until then

does anyone else do this?

>>35922174
or you freeze the pizza and unfreeze it next month.

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>>35922227
come on now, anon

>>35921605

You know door chains don't do shit, right? They're easily broken. If someone wanted to get in when you open the door, a good kick is all it's going to take.

>"special request" box on order form
>knock and leave it on the doorstep
>when they arrive, wait a couple of minutes for them to leave

Easy.

>>35922324
door chains are good for locking your kids in if they're tall enough to reach the nob and you don't want them to wander off

checkmate

>>35922357
>do this once
>pizza guy is still out there minutes after he has delivered the pizza trying to fix some shit with his car
>he sees me try to stealthily grab the pizza and go back inside

Just ate a bite shy off 2 pizzas and a half. I'm disgusted. Both with the pizza and myself.

>tfw he forgets part of the order
>too autistic to say anything

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>>35922607
>this but complain to his superiors right after and he has to come back and bring the rest of the order

>>35921725
>tfw you mention the tip to her
>she giggles and blushes