>Mother is highly intelligent >Dad is an idiot anyone

>>35921421
yes!

>dad is intelligent
>mom is a moron

what do?

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>>35921449

live in darkest corner of basement till they both die. Don't peek your dad he'll throw you out

>>35921421
Yeah. I know this feel. My mother is analytical and level headed. My father is too emotional. I don't think he's stupid. But I do think he is very neurotic and can be ignorant at times when he's in a foul mood.

>>35921449
That's pretty typical though.

I can have lengthy in depth conversations about film, art, aesthetics, literature and science with my Mum but my Dad can hardly have a conversation about the latest blockbuster beyond "it was good"

>mother is an emotionally unstable wreck
>dad is a cuck

wew

>dad was a brilliant engineer, very well educated man
>tfw he fucked off into the grave before he could really share any wisdom
>left me with mom who's an art major

>>35921421
>mother is not the smartest, religious and superstisious but you can still speak to her reasonably and she will understand
>father is total idiot, he won't listen eve when he is in the wrong, he will blame everybody around, delusional, alcoholic

now what

My father really is a retard. He bought a goat after I was born so he wouldn't have to clear out some bushes on his own.

Who the fuck buys a goat to avoid yard work.

>>35921558
KEK sound your dad is like hank hill

>dad is smart engineer that knows everything mechanical
>Mom is engineer but knows more about running, overbearing and a heavy drinking drinker and is an idiot.

They don't understand my reasoning why I don't bring friends over

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>>35921613
So she's a biomechanic or whatever it's called?

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>mom is intelligent, educated and sensible
>dad is a bipolar weedhead manchild

This probably fucked up my upbringing a bit LMAO

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>Both parents are retarded.
>Grandparents are all retarded.
>Somehow born extremely intelligent.

>>35921421
Yeah your mom is a slut and "your dad" is a Chad retard.

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>>35921655
You're probably retarded as well. Too stupid to see it.

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>>35921677
You could be too. So could I.

It's paranoia fuel, isn't it?

>>35921677
That's a mean thing to say anon. Almost like you don't want it to be true, rather than you believe it's not true.

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>>35921692
Actually i was IQ tested at 18, it's why i know. Objectively. I'm smart.

Yet here i sit.

Pantsless, jacking it to traps.

>>35921421
>Parents are nice, hard working, caring people, wonderful people
>They were totally unequipped to be parents so all their kids are screwups

I love my parents, but they really shouldn't have had kids, or at least just stopped at 1

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>Mom is sweet, hardworking, and level-headed
>Dad is a lazy, psychopathic, man-child

How does this happen

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>>35921707
Maybe they fudged it because they didn't wanna hurt your feelings. Or maybe IQ is just bull.

Or maybe you really are normal and this is all just a bunch of obsessively negative, paranoid garbage. That's the explanation I like.

>>35921696

Yes I will forever deny your intelligence.

>>35921739
If IQ was bull you could design an IQ test that blacks would score higher averages.

I agree with your last sentence.

I'm probably still retarded though. Genetics is as genetics does.

>>35921748
I will allow it.

>>35921760
>If IQ was bull you could design an IQ test that blacks would score higher averages.

I bet they could in this day and age.