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Post the Chad and Stacey of your area/school/uni or just your general idea and definition of Chad and Stacey.
I hate these two, they're fucking cunts and I hope she gets pregnant or something so both of their lives turn to shit.
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Number 1 ESPN recruit in the entire country, how can I get laid he flocks all the bitches?
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>>35944278
Holy shit he looks ugly. Fetal alcohol syndrome?
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>>35943371
He looks like a fuckwad but she is cute as hell
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Occasionally reminder that all you need is jaw surgery to become Chad
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my hairline tho
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>>35943295
or a Stacy. strong jawlines are desirable in both genders.
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>>35943295
You need pretty a mix of everything to be considered attractive, good facial portions (large lower third, compact midface and a forehead that's the smaller than your lower third), you need good eye spacing (you don't wanna look like Marko Jaric), you need to have a Noorwood 0-1 hairline if you don't have a high fWHR etc.
The most important part of a male attractiveness is his eye are, you need to have positive canthal tilt, good lateral orbital rim structure and eye spacing as I mentioned earlier.
Someone like Rami Malek has a very good lower third but his eye area is garbage which makes him a bug eyed creep.
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>Anon, I want a baby.
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>>35943258
That statement gave me more feels than the whore you posted.
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>you will never hear this from a woman you love
don't do this to me
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>>35943258
My fiance and I have been talking about kids a lot lately. We've decided that as soon as I get a job we'll have one. Unless that takes too long then we'll just get government bux for it.
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How would you rate your looks out of 10?
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>>35943185
I'd say nine out of ten, because I'm really humble.
But in reality it's closer to a solid ten.
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Probably a 3 or 4.
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>>35943185
2/10 and I'm being generous
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>september 1, 2017
what will you be doing? will your life have improved at all by then? why or why not?
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>>35943184
That's an interesting question, probably not. It will be different but the effort needed to positively change my life is just to much realistically
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>>35943184
god willing i'll have gotten my GED, gotten a job, and started community college
my plan is to lose my virginity by the end of the year, wish me luck lads
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It will change on the outside, but I'll still be the miserable cuck I am now unless a miracle happens.
It won't.
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Whats the lowest point of you being a NEET
>Be me
>Be neet with other neet friend
>we are constantly starving
>Hatch a plan
>Find a funeral home near us
>Sneak into the funeral saying we are work colleagues of the deceased one
>We are talking to this fat guy, who was an italian
>The funeral home was small so we stood outside the recession watching the feed on a tv
>Wait till its almost over
>We both go to the bathroom
>We find the refreshments and steal all the foods
>tfw that week all we ate was salami, ham, cheese, croquettes and other italian finger foods
I deserve hell
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>>35943157
/devilish/
orig321
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>>35943157
That's pretty smart, tbqhwyf.
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>>35943157
nice one m8. dead people don't eat anyway so what did it matter??
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Have you guys ever dated someone who was average or below average
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>>35943148
>Have you guys ever dated someone
No, fuck off
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>>35943148
>dating someone
>/r9k/
Pick one
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You have to be an asshole to do that.
Dating someone means you like the for what they are. That means they're not below average for you, they are above average. The mere thought of having to call my (first) girlfriend below average makes me want to cringe from feeling like an asshole.
Does this mean that I am an asshole, because I am aware of it, but just too afraid to say that other people might not find her as attractive (objectively) as I find her? Holy shit, I am a hypocrite and asshole. I want to die.
What's it like to have a strong friendship ?
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>>35943143
don't remind me about that fucking video
i cry like a fucking baby every time i watch it
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its like walking on water
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>>35943143
It's great when you're down and looking to stabilize in life.
But when you're really doing good at your life, or want to achieve something really lofty, it becomes an obstacle, because it requires considerable time expenditure - time that you could have used to further your own goals.
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Give it to me straight.
Is 18 an acceptable age to be a virgin?
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yes. gtfo and don't bother coming back
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>>35943140
yup, nothing to worry about
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try 25 you goddamn child
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>take a years break from /r9k/
>come back
>/pol/ spilled over
Not even fucking around, why did this happen?
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Donnie was the anti-normie candidate and it pissed normies off pretty well.
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>>35943124
Anyone have the edit where Jeb is the thugs and Trump is the sweater man?
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>>35943451
Please, please post this if you have it.
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>1/4th of the year gone
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just wait. before you know it you'll be sweating and seeing
>June 1, 2017
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>>35943103
What the actual fuck why is time going so fast
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>>35943103
1/3rd retard
>4
>8
>12
There's 12 months in a year.
>parents can't fund uni anymore because results dont make the cut
>only have a few units left and will graduate within the year or by first quarter 2018 if i don't fuck up
>thinking of wagecucking at a call center
I know call centers are cancer but it seems like the only way I can earn funding for uni. Some friends recommended getting online jobs but i don't know where to look.
How do you anons get by? sorry for lengthy post
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>>35943059
Blown the FUGH OUT
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Are you me?
I'm trying one last time to get this done.
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>>35943059
I got by wageslaving in a call center myself. But I was able to land a home-based job.
Wageslave in a call center for only 5 years.
Try to save as much as you can.
Don't waste time socializing amongst your workmates. That leads to wasted money and time.
Always give enough time for sleep.
Then either open your own business or learn an actual trade, not some course that will make you end up in a fucking cubicle.
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>go to theater to see Ghost in the Shell
>go to midnight airing to avoid other people
>success almost no one is there
>pay for ticket
>walk to guy who rips ticket
>there's a narrow path to get there due to cutouts for movies on either side of the isle
>two roasties blocking path
>standing in the middle of the fucking path chatting not going anywhere
>I fake cough to let them know I'm approaching
>ignored
>I try to go around them
>have to wedge my way around the one roastie
>bump into one of the cutouts
>it doesn't fall over luckily but it dose wobble and make a bit of a scene
>roasties give me weird look
BITCH YOU ARE STNDING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ONLY PLACE TO GET TO THE TICKET GUY IN A NEARLY EMPTY THEATER IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING NIGHT!!! YOU HAVE THE NERVE TO GIVE ME A WEIRD LOOK???!!! REEEEEEEEEEE
for what it's worth I had the movie all to myself. saw it in 3D IMAX, I actually liked the movie and had a nice time. I didn't think I'd like it but I did. Scarlett whatever her name is did a good job.
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lol come on anon how hard is it to say "excuse me"
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>>35943343
I just would think they'd see me coming, I'm 6'3, how could they not see me coming?
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>>35943370
typical roastie i guess. well i enjoyed your reading your post thnx for the laughs lol
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How old do you think she is?
Oh.
She's 14. Fucking 14.
The epitome of female perfection. Really? I'm 18 and still have chronic acne, a huge fucking nose, oddly hairy features, etc.
>It's not hard being a girl
>Hurr, durr you can find someone even if you're average looking.
What the fuck? That's bullshit. I can't find one fucking guy even remotely interested.
Last time I tried he never fucking responded.
What the hell do I do? Prom is coming up and I want to feel happy for once instead of skip it to play games like I do with every significant event.
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high schooler shut up
get your eyebrows threaded, take care of your skin, learn how to contour your nose and stop comparing yourself to an underage thot
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>chronic acne
get some fucking cream
>huge nose
not a big deal
>oddly hairy
shave
I put in effort as a guy too, if a low quality girl is gonna approach me ofc I am not gonna be interested unless her personality is 10/10 (which it won't be, because if it was she would give a fuck about her appearance)
in short put some effort into your life instead of whining
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>Get dragged out to a shitty night club with shitty 'friends'
>They go grind chads on the dancefloor while I watch our table
>An old dude comes over and blatantly pours some liquid into a friend's glass
>Drink it so I can be out of my head
>Wake up tucked in my own bed
>Can't even get roofied properly
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Is it a bad idea to run away with nothing if you want to live an adventure anyway? I really want to go to the city and start a new life and pursue my music career but it's like impossible I don't wanna be a dirty hobo I want it to be like Pokemon style
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>>35942909
If you pursue your music career, you'll have to do a lot of socializing to get somewhere.
Keep one or two day jobs then compose or do gigs at night.
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>>35943260
But how do I even start my life over somewhere to begin with
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>>35942909
If I tried to do this I'd be dead in weeks. No social skills, endurance stat at a -1, and too much of a pussy to survive without NEET accompaniments