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high schooler shut up
get your eyebrows threaded, take care of your skin, learn how to contour your nose and stop comparing yourself to an underage thot

>chronic acne
get some fucking cream
>huge nose
not a big deal
>oddly hairy
shave

I put in effort as a guy too, if a low quality girl is gonna approach me ofc I am not gonna be interested unless her personality is 10/10 (which it won't be, because if it was she would give a fuck about her appearance)

in short put some effort into your life instead of whining

>Get dragged out to a shitty night club with shitty 'friends'
>They go grind chads on the dancefloor while I watch our table
>An old dude comes over and blatantly pours some liquid into a friend's glass
>Drink it so I can be out of my head
>Wake up tucked in my own bed
>Can't even get roofied properly

>>35942995
I dont know why guys my age (21) hate me
I cant even get a date and im not a fatso, just quiet

>>35943039
Here's a tip. Pick a guy you like. Ask him.

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>>35943022
thot? shut the fuck up normie fag

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>>35942995
>I'm 18 and still have chronic acne

TRY BEING 27 YOU BIG OLD ROASTIE

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>tfw no fembot to settle for

>>35942995
>Oh
>Fucking 14.
>Really?
>What the fuck?
>That's bullshit
>he never fucking responded

step 1: stop talkin like you are in a sitcom

>>35943022
I actually try.
>Take care of your skin
>Implying I don't
I do get my brows threaded to no avail. It's just a fucking waste of money. Doesn't make prettier.
>Nose contouring
Doesn't work when there's no chance of changing how big your bumpy nose looks.
>High schooler
Ehm, bitch, if I have no hope around hundreds of guys my age, actually trying to look decent each and every single day, for 4 fucking years, when the fuck will it get better?

>>35942995
The problem is that style and makeup trends now actually look attractive and mature. This means that 14 year olds end up looking like hot 18+ year olds, meanwhile back in 2007 when the whole emo/scene trend was a thing you could tell a 14 year old was a 14 year old just with a shitload of dark makeup.

>>35943135
This was in responce to OP's first 3 lines of the post

>>35942995
>Hurr, durr you can find someone even if you're average looking.
>What the fuck? That's bullshit. I can't find one fucking guy even remotely interested.

That probably doesn't apply in high school to the same extent.

>>35942995
How can she be perfect if she's race mixed filth? Just look at her, she's definitely not 100% white.
Into the oven she goes, along with you and your bitch ass post.

>>35943119
learn how to do makeup
anyone who is ugly can be pretty
not everyone is naturally cute

save up some money and get a rhinoplasty

go on tinder now that you're legal

work out

you're so dumb. there's so many resources these days. you literally could find a whole wardrobe as urban outfitters and forever21 if you wanted to

oh and im not an old lady, im 19. grow up

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Femanons, how wet does this make you?

>>35942995
Well, that's it.
Looks like your best bet is to give up on all of that and just let me impregnate you.

>>35943262
Sure. Let's do it.
Where are you from?

>>35943119
>>35942995
>girl
>complaining about being unattractive
give me a break. if you're not fat, you're golden. Maybe not in high school for whatever reason (social standings and whatnot) but when you get out of there you're living life on ez mode

>>35942995
>What the fuck? That's bullshit. I can't find one fucking guy even remotely interested.

Lower your standards.

By "lower your standards" I mean STOP FOCUSING ON CHAD!

A man doesn't have to be over 6'1, not rich, average face, any job that pays well, and no big cock. Go for simple

>>35942995
>What the hell do I do? Prom is coming up and I want to feel happy for once instead of skip it to play games like I do with every significant event.

They're probably going to play an elaborate prank on you

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>>35942995
WOW! A prom?
Literally a 18, unsuccessful, normie, femanon.
Comeback when you give up on normie shit.
Fuck i know normies that didn't even attend prom simply 'cause they didn't feel like it (ofc they are now married with kids; that's why i call them normies)

Literally a hard-line normie problems lately.
Occasional cringe is the only good thing from these posts.

>>35943284
>Where are you from?

AustraIia.
Of course, you are American.

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>>35942995
Lmao try being 26 and still a virgin. yet if I sleep with any of the men here who offer, i'm a whore.

>tfw never catcalled
>not even fat yet still ugly
>no one hits on you or acknowledges your existence, not even at the gym

pic related. it's what you have to look like to even get a man's attention. then he decides if your personality is good enough.

>>35943231
i want to pop all those zits

>>35942995
>prom
Is this bait? High schoolers who read this post do yourselves a favor and leave this place. You're way too young to be real robots. Give it at least half a decade before you even think about coming back because you haven't experienced anything yet.

>>35943061
I like a guy but im too shy, like I said im quiet

>>35943357
You should try tinder, you'll find a lot of dudes willing to smash in your hymen.

>>35943352
Yup.
YOU definitely have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original

>>35943287
I think we've reached a point where a man's physical attractiveness is more important.

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>>35943378
They aren't zits, silly.

>>35943231
>>35943438
This is an ugly penis but can you post more?

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>>35943467
Sure thing, undoubtedly female bb~

>>35943352
S Y D N E Y
Y
D
N
E
Y
can i be your prom date??

>>35942995
Now this is a poor quality bait.

tfw no homely gf to call pretty and hold close

idk why I'm attracted to 'normal' unassuming looking girls, something about them just feels more real

>>35943488
Why so dry? It's sad

This thread is like reverse version of every looks matter thread.

Realize it fuckers, the sense of beauty is programmed into us, we can't help it.

>>35943494
I'm a man, and from the opposite side of the country.

>tfw your waifu will never kidnap you

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>>35943507
Multitude of possible factors.

>>35942995
>14
>looks late 20's

why the fuck are you jealous? this bitch will be a hag by the time she's 18

>>35943551
This is just sad. I feel nothing but sadness for this penis.

>>35943551
Your penis is sad. It's.not happy and juicy

>>35943577
that's not how it works ese
although women do peak in attractiveness at 21 so there's that to look forward to

>>35943507
Healthy young child goes to doctor, gets circumcised, doesn't feel good and changes - DRY. Many such cases!

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>>35943639
There's some nice looking, juicy circumcised cocks tho

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>>35943673
W-what a pencil dick, a-amirite

>>35943599
I point to Rebecca Black as evidence to support my claim

>>35943585
>>35943589
So will you kiss it better?

>>35943673
who is this?????
i want to ride his cock holy fuck

>>35943752
No, his penis is beyond repair.

>>35943849
Dunno, found this on /gif/. I love everything about his cock though, especially that nice cum shot

>>35943673
Do people really just cum all over the place like that?

>>35943993
When you cum that much and have a cock worth filming, why wouldn't you?

>>35943979
Saved and already used tonight, if ya get the gist.
Would glady let him tear through the ole hymen and break me open.

>>35944015
>why wouldn't you?

The mess.

It's getting on the carpet and everything.

>>35942995
That's one photo out of probably hundreds or thousands you dip.

Put on makeup, style your hair, and learn how to take flattering photos.

>>35943993
I dunno, I hope so.

>>35944031
That's my go to video

>>35942995
>She's 14. Fucking 14.
No fucking way, I won't believe it, I can't believe it.
Fuck it, maybe the hebefags were right.

>>35944060
Someone post the twelve-year-old.

>>35943357
>>tfw never catcalled
Isn't catcalling an arrestable offence now? I don't think that's a good measure to use.

>>35944031
It looks like it would bash into your cervix.

>>35944031
I like how you could technically be referring to >>35943551

>>35943289
I have a thing for dwarfmode men that are shorter than me and fat/chubby. Still a KV at 25.

>>35943289
I would be okay with a 5'5 NEET but most people here have sour personalities

Damn she looks older than me and I'm 26 today..

Have you tried going for an ugly guy? Although speaking as an ugly girl than in itself is not without its own difficulties. Ugly tends to equal low seld8esteem and awkwardness which between two people is fucking hard to turn into relationship.

However you sound really fucking self entitled

>>35943357
Actually not true. I was the same up until this year (im also 26) and im really ugly. It can happen for anyone but not if you're aiming for guys you don't deserve or simply not putting yourself out there.. you know. Actively trying. Actual dates. Not just passively hoping a cute guy notices you because yeah that really only happens if you're hot. Have something else going for you and stop bitching

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>>35942995
if she's 14 and she's already past her peak it seems. Looks like she's approaching 25 at least.

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RIPE FOR THE PICKING, LADIES

>>35942995
>a huge fucking nose, oddly hairy features

You sound like you're semitic or slavic. You probably have huge tits, you god damned titcow. And that's all you need.

>>35944236

This anon's right, you know.

>>35942995
Are you really failing life on easy mode? Come on now.

>>35944189
She won't age worse than other Staceys. She gets to skip the awkward stage completely, and enjoy being a young 9/10 for 4-5 years longer than most women. There's no downsides

why do women hate being given oral

>>35944698
You talk to the wrong women

>>35944934
oh really all the ones I've talked to don't like it and my exes would fulfil my oral kink

>>35945023
would not whoops

>>35945023
That's really weird to me, I fantasize almost exclusively about oral sex desu.
Total virgin though so it might just be way better in my head than it actually is.

>>35945061
idk the times I got them to let me I had them screaming and begging me for more even after my tongue got too sore but they almost never would let me

>>35945077
Any reason for it? A friend of mine says she thinks it's gross but I don't really know why.

All I want in life is for a grill to sit on my face and squeeze my head with their thighs

>>35945123
a few
>they don't like thinking about it
>it's gross down there
>they haven't shaved (not that I care, was more an excuse)
>they haven't washed today (again excuse)
>they don't like how they look down there therefore I mustn't either (couldn't talk them out of that)
>they were worried it smelled
>she was on her period (but she still let me fuck her???)
>she wanted me to fuck her instead of masturbating while going down on her (fair enough)
>she hated the thought of kissing me afterwards

>>35945188
They sound fucking retarded, kissing after oral seems super hot desu

>>35945216
idk they were all normie-ish women so I figured most normie women think that way

The only thing you can't really go out and fix immediately is weight. If you're fat you will be ugly, no matter how much makeup you cake on. So hopefully you at least got that going for you.

Also eyebrows are not a waste of money. Details matter. You only need it like once a month, then you can just pluck until next time. It makes a difference.

>>35945239
That's really crazy to me. I don't really talk much about sex with other girls (because I couldn't contribute) but I always thought everyone loves oral sex.

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would any fembot date me? im a neet that just plays vidya all day with some other hobbies but ive been told im cute and ill love you forever

>>35945280
idk, I hate my luck
someday I hope to find a girl that'll let me go to down on her every day

>>35945359
Fingers crossed anon.

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OP is a pedophile pretending to be a girl just to post that, I hope one day /pol/ wins and we can have a big genocide so we don't have to worry about things like this anymore

>>35945377
I get why some of my more out there kinks like cumming in her and licking it out might not be common but I really hope

>>35945426
That's not too out there imo.
But I don't know what's normal

>>35945466
on the site, no, among normies, yes
anal is at the edge of acceptable for normies

>>35942995
She's gonna peak at 14 too, like they all do

>tfw no big, tall femanon gf to tease me for being shorter than her

>>35942995
Why would you want to be a girl and peak at 16? Every day after that you would know your value as a human being was decreasing. As a man, each day you grow older should increase your value if you do it right.

>>35945466
>>35945476
This is why fembots make good gfs.

They're unstable, of average or below average attraction, will attentionwhore in threads while dating you (but not cheat), and will make you question all life decisions as she emotionally breaks you with her anguish.

However, she'll let you do almost anything to her, making the sex absolutely amazing.

>>35942995
>chronic acne,
stop using tons of makeup idiot.

>>35945847
I-I'm not unstable, I'm pretty sure.

>>35945886
Maybe that's why you don't have a bf. You need to be unstable to attract robot chads like me.

>>35945886


This fag >>35945899 is a super autist with a rape fetish who makes more than 20 threads a week about this shit.

Kys

>>35945925
I don't know who you're talking about, anon. I barely post anymore these days.

But I know I'm not the only failed normie who goes to /r9k/ to talk to cute fembots. They're easy to talk to, and a lot more interesting than the usual bimbo you find at a bar on a Saturday night.

>>35945959

Your posting style is extremely obvious, you make multiple threads about "mentally ill unstable fembots".

Sounds like youre at least as mentally ill and unstable as the "fembots" you're talking about

Tfw no uk gf to stay indoors and play videogames and eat home cooked food with

>>35945981
I haven't made a thread on /r9k/ in my entire life, and that's with several years of browsing.
Stop with your silly witch hunt, your insecurity is showing.

>Sounds like youre at least as mentally ill and unstable as the "fembots" you're talking about
You couldn't be more wrong. I'm attracted to unstable girls BECAUSE I am a stable person, with a stable life and a stable mind. Dating a mentally unstable girl brings at least some kind of excitement to my life, and I find the mind of an unstable person fascinating.

>>35945899
>robot chad
No thanks. I'm pretty gay anyway.

>>35946007
Whst do/did you study?

>>35942995
Looking 21 at 14 is not a good thing anon. Stop being a mindless cunt

>>35946007

Kys faggot, you are some of the worst cancer on this board

>i am a stable person
>on r9k

Good keks

>>35946046
I dropped out of school, but now I work as a low-end IT guy. It's slow and boring, but it pays pretty decently. I'm at $55k a year right now.

With 2 more years of work experience I'll be eligible for university (I'm not in the US, we have different systems here) where I'd want to get into either database administration or system security.

Wow it's another "girls can hav it hard 2 i am lonely to XD #fembotfeelz #tfwnobf"

"I'll be you-"

"Fuck off nerd" thread

>>35945847
>>35945886
no thanks, all I want is a gf who'll let me do kinky shit to her, I'd prefer not to chase people who might kill me in my sleep

>>35946084
Not even a fat mentally ill fembot wants you. That should tell you something about how undesirable you are.

>>35946076
What a fucking surprise.
A guy gives a shit analysis yet he's not formally educated

>>35942995

post pic bitch and shut up, let us be the judge.

>>35946147

Fembots want Chad more than normie girls do though

And yes, we are undesirable. Did you just realize this now?

>>35946240
robots what stacy more than chad does

>>35943231
It's cut so not at all.

>>35943673
>nice looking
>circumcised

>>35946149
>A guy gives a shit analysis yet he's not formally educated
not how it works.

>>35942995
Be my gf and be done with it.

>>35942995
>epitome of female perfection

But she looks like a spic?

>>35942995
I honestly find pictures like this depressing. You're not supposed to be doing this shit at 14

>>35946780
She's R-selected.

>>35945188
Women are grossed out by their vaginas I guess.

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post more big yummy cocks please

>>35946260

We dont though. I want a 4chan gf t b h.

>>35946842
for a good reason, they are disgusting

>>35946853
gay or horndog fembot

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>tfw got drunk with bf
>somehow ended with a nostril cleanser up my ass
>bf blew air into my asshole
>mfw i farted it out in his face
:)

>>35946920
Yeah that could kill you through internal damage.