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internal reeee of the day 2017-04-01 08:00:40 Post No. 35943011
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>go to theater to see Ghost in the Shell
>go to midnight airing to avoid other people
>success almost no one is there
>pay for ticket
>walk to guy who rips ticket
>there's a narrow path to get there due to cutouts for movies on either side of the isle
>two roasties blocking path
>standing in the middle of the fucking path chatting not going anywhere
>I fake cough to let them know I'm approaching
>ignored
>I try to go around them
>have to wedge my way around the one roastie
>bump into one of the cutouts
>it doesn't fall over luckily but it dose wobble and make a bit of a scene
>roasties give me weird look
BITCH YOU ARE STNDING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ONLY PLACE TO GET TO THE TICKET GUY IN A NEARLY EMPTY THEATER IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING NIGHT!!! YOU HAVE THE NERVE TO GIVE ME A WEIRD LOOK???!!! REEEEEEEEEEE
for what it's worth I had the movie all to myself. saw it in 3D IMAX, I actually liked the movie and had a nice time. I didn't think I'd like it but I did. Scarlett whatever her name is did a good job.
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lol come on anon how hard is it to say "excuse me"
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>>35943343
I just would think they'd see me coming, I'm 6'3, how could they not see me coming?
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>>35943370
typical roastie i guess. well i enjoyed your reading your post thnx for the laughs lol
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>>35943370
They don't even think we're people anon.
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>>35943441
You're welcome, upon reviewing what I wrote, I gotta admit I chuckled too.
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>>35943011
They were probably fucked as kids, nothing personal.
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>>35943370
women have poor spacial awareness
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>>35943370
Women only think about themselves, prettier girls and 9/10 men.
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hey here's a PROtip for next time something like this happens
if they're almost sorta aware but still yapping to one another, keep walking steadily and give them a "pardon me" or "excuse me" from about 5 paces away
if they're totally oblivious to everything, you're gonna have to park 3-4 paces in front of them and then give them the pardon me/excuse me and get on your business
i have never encountered anyone in 25 years that did not let me through without any fuss and often with a smile or something using this patented technique, just make sure you aren't muttering or something
this has been an autist's guide to asking people to vacate a walking path
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>>35943560
Thanks for the tip
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