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Whats the lowest point of you being a NEET
>Be me
>Be neet with other neet friend
>we are constantly starving
>Hatch a plan
>Find a funeral home near us
>Sneak into the funeral saying we are work colleagues of the deceased one
>We are talking to this fat guy, who was an italian
>The funeral home was small so we stood outside the recession watching the feed on a tv
>Wait till its almost over
>We both go to the bathroom
>We find the refreshments and steal all the foods
>tfw that week all we ate was salami, ham, cheese, croquettes and other italian finger foods
I deserve hell
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>>35943157
/devilish/
orig321
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>>35943157
That's pretty smart, tbqhwyf.
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>>35943157
nice one m8. dead people don't eat anyway so what did it matter??
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>>35943157
Nothing quite like that really. My dick stopped working from too much drugs and porn and consequently my gf of 4 years left me for somebody who could fuck her like she deserved.
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>>35943157
Hahaha m8 that is clever. Any other n33t plans you've had?
Im a 4 month neet and considering adopting a kid for the money. But then id just become that old guy from oliver twist turning all the kids into my own pickpocket/shoplifting family to maintain my lifestyle lmao
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>>35944495
consider not adopting a kid and instead getting sterilized.
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>>35943157
Heh. Have you gone to any other funerals for the food since then? Also, have this sixth (You).
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>>35944587
I had been to one more but there was only tea and coffee so there was no point of including it
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>>35943157
when I was sentenced to 6 months in jail even though I barely leave the house at all, now I live on the run like a criminal
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>be NEET of 5 years
>on parentbux because welfare are shit in my country
>no money obviously
>what money I did have went on weed, beer and tabaco
>mom loses her job
>even less parentbux
>can't afford weed any more but still need to get high
>research on Internet cheap drugs
>find out about jenkem
>moldy shit gas in a balloon
>easy to make, just poop in a bottle and leave it outside in sun to ferment
>collect gas in balloon
>very nervous because I'm scared of sickness
>do it anyway
>inhale poop gas
>it is stink
>no high
>had to walk around and smel like poop for the next three day until shower
>parents avoided me after that
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