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>Anon, I want a baby.

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>Anon, I want a baby.
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>>35943258
That statement gave me more feels than the whore you posted.
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>you will never hear this from a woman you love

don't do this to me
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>>35943258
My fiance and I have been talking about kids a lot lately. We've decided that as soon as I get a job we'll have one. Unless that takes too long then we'll just get government bux for it.
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>>35943258
Me too but i need somebody either tall, high IQ, or blonde/blue eyed. Youre none of those Roastie!
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>fiancee told me she wants a kid
>have never wanted a kid, ever
>now debating whether to have a kid I'll resent or give up being with the love of my life, emotionally crushing us both.

I wish I had stayed single and never developed these feels.
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>>35943344
>Discussing having a child with FIANCE meaning getting married soon
>doesn't have a stable career
Enjoy giving that kid a shitty childhood anon
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>Wanting Children
>20XX
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>>35943396
She doesn't want a kid. She wants to lock you down for life and drain you.
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>>35943401
>You need money to make people happy, goy!
Opinion discarded
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>>35943396
Honestly, you should break up with her if you genuinely don't want kids and she does, or at least make it very clear to her that you don't want them, so she can make the choice.

It's not fair to her.
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>>35943258
Alright, you get the car ill get the sack
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>>35943258
>Then I will get bored and fuck my backup male.
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You have no idea how much I want this.

I never wanted kids when I was younger.
I thought it'd stay that way forever.
It didn't.

I want a wife and kids.
I want a family to provide for.
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>>35943344
>>35943401
what a chuck of SHIT
what a loser, enjoy raising a retard baby
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>tfw girl I loved died having our baby
>tfw she's a teenager now and growing up too fast
I don't even know what to do with myself now. I've been a dad so long that I've forgotten how to not parent, I guess.
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>>35943258
Where did this picture of Marky come from ?
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>>35944275
Her instagram page
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>>35944315
Link ?

Originalerino
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>>35943463
>You need money to pay for that child's necessities for the next 18 years old its life or else you'll need government assistance like the shitty nigger parasite that you are
Opinion discarded
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>>35944358
Minus the "parasite nigger" this, this is accurate. Kids cost. Time cost and financial cost and energy cost.
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>>35944323
What do u want it for she's just a average girl living a normal life?
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>>35944409
B-but she's so pretty. Be generous, anon.
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>>35943396
get a dog, everyone hapy
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>>35943258
whew unexpected feels after reading that and imagining the scenario
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>>35944420
https://www.instagram.com/naikonu/

generic I'm so special snowflake instagram

enjoy
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>>35943258
where do you get all these dank markies man?
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>>35944506
>you like my feet, Anon?
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>>35944551
Wh-wh-where did this come from
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>>35944551
whoah dude salute. i thought i was good at these sorta stuff.

if I may be so bold to ask for more rare markys?
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>>35943258
I WON'T LET YOU TAKE MY PRECIOUS SEED YOU FILTHY SUCCUBUS
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>>35943968
Yeah fuck off normie, also grandpa lmao. What's it like being an old ass man? Huh I don't care anyway I'm 19 and you're old, fucking old fuck
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>>35944551
Is there any more where that came from ?
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This is a feel that feels bad.
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>tfw lesbian acquaintance said this
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i've been monitoring this thread over an hour post more pics man
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>>35945024
only this really
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>>35945120
Thanks based anon. How did you get your hands of these pics, if I may ask ? Never seen them before
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>>35945130
Skype group/ciara leaked them.
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It must feel so wonderful, knowing somebody loves you so much they want to have children with you.

I can't imagine a gesture more meaningful than literally creating life with somebody.
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>>35945154
>t must feel so wonderful, knowing somebody loves you so much they want to have children with you.
it's not about loving you anon, it's part of most women's programming to want a kid at some point.
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>>35945148
>even girls are leaking Marky pics
Can't this poor soul ever catch a break ?
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>>35945154
It's actually quite selfish and egotistical I think, I wouldn't call it real love

>>35945182
This
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>>35945182
>it's not about loving you anon, it's part of most women's programming to want a kid at some point.

But she chose me.
She could have chosen somebody else, but she chose me.
I must mean something to her.
Even if it isn't entirely about love, she wants me to be the father of her children, she must think highly of me in some way.
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>>35943396
>being with the love of my life
Love hits hard, and then slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. You will hate her eventually, give it 10 years.
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>>35944358
>>35944387
I know. Hence the public will pay for it. I'm not sure why NEETs living on autism bux take issue with this
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>>35945384
listen youngfag, if it wasn't you it would have been someone else. you were/are just the best most convenient option at the time. I don't say this to hurt you. it's the truth and now you can't say no one ever told you.
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>>35943396
Tfw my fiancee is pregnant and is keeping the baby even though I don't want it, feel like I'm gonna resent the child all my life because I feel forced to be a part of it's life
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>>35945812
this was your doing normalfag, don't expect anyone here to have pity for you.
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>>35945770
>He thinks this is a point
If anon wasn't there his slut would choose someone else. But he was there. And she chose him because of it. Do you honestly think she's going to turn celibate and die childless because her ideal man didn't exist? Isn't this what you cucks complain about tinder women doing? Single mums not getting dick because they demand successful non-manlets lmfao
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>>35945907
why do you 90's born retards take everything to extremes? the point was that he wasn't special just that he was in the right place at the right time or wrong place at the wrong time depending on how you want to look at it.
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>>35945770
I don't think it makes me some sort of special unique person.
It's just like anything else a person may choose you as a partner for; a housemate, a business partner, somebody to go on a holiday with, etc.
You get chosen for these things because they see some quality in you that they appreciate.

This one just means a lot more to me.
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>>35945154
Sorry but you are a fool. Wanting to breed with a man is a way to perma-lock him.
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>>35945970
>You're not special for fulfilling her specific criteria at the time at which she was looking
????
Is this some bullshit some virgin is telling himself to feel better about being unwanted by everyone?

>B-BUT ANON! RELATIONSHIPS A-ARE JUST LUCK!
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>>35945975
>they see some quality in you that they appreciate.
what do you think she sees in you anon? you sound like a silly kid anon.
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>>35945995
>Wanting to breed with a man is a way to perma-lock him

But that's what I want.
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>>35946022
>what do you think she sees in you anon?

There isn't a "she", it's just something I would like one day.
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>>35946030
Enjoy your controlling cunt and subsequent suicide when you can't deal with her anymore
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>>35945994
>There will always be a guy who is taller, more charming, smarter, better looking than you are.
Maybe. But that'd be so fucking rare it's not even worth considering

>Had girls lining up to go through my checkout multiple times when wage cucking. Two girls went through multiple times before giggling and saying how cute I was before running off. Dude working with me said he'd never seen anything like that ever
>I'm 6'1"
>Charming as shit. Only one of my girlfriends was single when I met her. Stole the rest from cucks like you
>130 IQ

If a guy better than that exists good luck to my girl for trying to get him. I doubt it'll happen.
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>>35945907
But he is simply the most convenient choice at that time. There will always be a guy who is taller, more charming, smarter, better looking than you are. The moment she meets this magical Chad (which is inevitable) and thinks she has a chance with him, she will cheat and/or leave you. I bet my left testicle she WILL leave his sorry ass for the new guy.

I have never met or seen a woman turn down an obvious upgrade when the opportunity is given for them. They WILL leave you when they know they have a solid shot with the new chad and you can't do anything about it.

Don't say I didn't warn you.
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Its time for you to disappear, for good.
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>>35946047
This illustrates my point exactly. Your girlfriend is only with you because she currently literally can't do better. In the rare event that she does, you bet your ass you're going to be left in the dust.
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>>35946048
See here >>35946047

Your left testicle is worthless anyway. It barely produces testosterone and you'll never get a girl pregnant anyway.
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>>35946043
you've been warned kid.
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>>35946098
She will never be able to do better. My value raises as I age. Hers diminishes. This is also ignoring dependency and emotion. Are you conveniently forgetting the >women r so emotional maymay just because it suits your current argument?
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>>35946135
you're going to get fuck over hard anon and you're not going to see it coming
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>>35946045
I know this is /r9k/, but not every woman is a demonic harpy.

That's as ridiculous as the feminist narrative that all men beat the shit out of their wives.
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>>35946159
>A KHV is trying to lecture me on relationship dynamics
Please, tell me more about what your favourite blog says about the matter. Where can I subscribe for updates?
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>>35946175
you'll go on believing whatever you want to anon but in actuality i'm an oldfag who's seen a lot more of life than you have. your youthful arrogance won't save you, but go ahead and make the same mistake as millions of guys before you, it's not going to hurt me either way.
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>>35946254
>You don't understand
>Even though you lost your virginity in your teens and I'm a wizard
How often do you fantasize about being seen as an older wise figure young people seek advice from?
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>>35946135
Your complacency will eventually fuck you over with that attitude. Its the same thing all the time.

A guy thinks he's at the top of his game and has the girl locked down, then later finds that he is completely blindsided when she leaves him. I'm sorry to break it to you, but you need to always be vigilant and keep your guard up. Once you settle down into a routine, you've condemned yourself to mediocrity. Mediocrity breeds contempt, and women have magnificent ways of rationalizing why she should leave you dor someone better, no matter how good you are.
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>>35945208
What? It's the complete opposite of selfish you retarded tripfag. You lose a ton free time and money having a kid. Not having kids is what's selfish (unless you have a good reason i.e. you cant afford it)
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>>35946135

The whole "muh SMV raises as I age because I'm male " is the biggest meme I've seen spouted by MGTOWs and/or incels. Low IQ cope. She will dump you and upgrade more easier than a new phone contract.
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>>35946295
>If you're not insecure and perpetually afraid of being cucked like me you'll end up cucked
>It's just a fact
I want losers to stop projecting I've fucked sluts, good girls, normal girls, etc and they're all the same. They're submissive if you make them
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>>35946318
Stop using your MGTOW acronyms faggot. Be a normal fucking person
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>>35946323
Never said anything about being insecure. Just to keep your guard up. Keeping your guard up means being aware of the limitations of your relationship and the un-negotiable evolutionary drives of women that makes them do the things they do.

Meaning, you always need to be improving yourself, being an exciting unpredictable alpha 24/7, always be in impeccable shape, constantly advancing up the career laddet and all that other bullshit. Basically all the bullshit that gives women the illusion that she has an appreciating investment.

Unfortunately constantly keeping up this impression is unsustainable, you will either burn out or eventually fall into a routine where she will figure it out sooner or later.

But if you still want to live in your fantasy world feel free to do so. I'll be around lurking here to reply to your inevitable thread taking a few sips out of my I-told-you-so tea. Be it a few months or a few years time.
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>>35946462
Your first two breaks go without saying. Only a dumb cuck doesn't seek constant self-improvement even if only for the self.

The rest of your shit is bitter crab in a bucket shit
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>>35946487
Do whatever you want man. It's not my relationship on the line.
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>>35943374
>Tall GF
What are fucking gay?
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>>35943968
>>tfw girl I loved died having our baby
Full greentext NOW.
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>>35943396
>tfw this feel

I don't want to bring a child into this world.

A boy who ends up resenting me for bringing him into these troubling times.

Or a girl who ends up being a slut.

Not worth it. Fiancee disagrees. Wants 3.
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>>35946617
>It's not my relationship on the line.
Nor mine

>>35946660
Tall gfs are god tier. I've been with 5'2 bitches and 5'10-5'11 bitches. I'd pick taller any day. It feels like you're cuddling a real person. The only time I've ever enjoyed cuddling someone. Only problem is tall girls tend to have bigger feet which are vomit worthy
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>>35946691
I'll fuck your girlfriend cuck. She'll have the children she wants and you can not care if it's my kids growing up to be disillusioned or slutty
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>>35946714
>implying I'm going to raise your shitty gene'd children

het.
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>>35943396
>>35945812
>date cissies
>get kidcucked
should have taken the trap route fags.
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>>35943374

Are you me? Those are my ideal standards as well. Is she's neither, I don't see the point.
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>>35946732
>>35946047
You'd kill to have my genetics, faggot. At least you'd be able to pass my children off as yours if you were white.
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>>35946691
another fag who dated a cis 'woman' . kek >>35946737
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>>35943258
Ok, go make one with your boyfriend, you can make it happen!
>implyin a woman will ever want to have a babie with me
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>>35945182
This. Women are ticking time bombs. They know that if they don't have a kid at 30, they're fucked. So basically they just settle for whatever beta provider they're with at that age to shit a kid or two out. It's their instincts.
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>>35946778

I'd kill your spawn alright.
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>>35947108
>He tries word play comebacks but fucks it
Holy shittttt
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>>35945469
Nah, it's important to have a friendship with your wife. That's bullshit about opposites attract is bullshit. You need someone that shares your interests like a friend.
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>>35945182
>>35947068
if only there was a kind of woman without that biological time bomb...

>>35947141
if only there was a kind of woman who could be best friends with a guy...
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>>35944804
>19

It shows. Goodluck in life retard.
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>>35946048
Women and men fall in love and have babies because biology kicks in and it seems fated or whatever you want to call it, not because it's just convenient. They stay together because the man proves himself worthy and inspires the woman to virtue. Relationship success is dependant on more than the man being the absolute highest smv chad stacey can obtain. And yes, it is wholly the man's responsibility to make it work. If the woman strays, it's the man's fault, either for selecting a female above his smv or not advancing his own smv.
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>>35947292
Give women some responsibility. Don't put it all on the dude.
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>>35943258
>>35944551
>>35945120
>>35945148
holy fuck dude, thanks

this makes up for 24h of /pol/ being unusable
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>>35947535
Stop orbiting girls.
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Fucking normies everywhere....

A bish tells me this and id laugh. If i ever had sex or thought id have sex again i would get a vasectomy.
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>>35947623
Why though?
It makes us feel good.
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>>35947535
man she is cute.

post more marky
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>>35943396
ill tell you what to get
get the fuck of out this board
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>>35943258
jailtime here we go again
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>>35947654
Ogling someone is stupid

>>35947671
She's a druggy and probable pedophile
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>>35947718
So is posting on 4chan in general, especially this shithole of a board.
Lots of things are stupid, but they make people feel good so they do them anyways.
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>>35947224
>if only there was a kind of woman who could be best friends with a guy...
There is. An argument from absence isn't a real argument.
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>>35947868
>There is.
i know! god bless traps! <3
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>>35943258
litteraly the only thing i want my wife to say
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>>35947901
>I'm a closeted faggot
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> I want a baby.
I want you to go kill yourself, fucking whore.
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>>35943258
>all these fucking morons saying how they dont want children and trying to turn parenting into something bad

I will never understand retards like you. You are having a child with the woman you love. She loves you enough to let you create a human being inside of her. It will be your child and you will raise it together, watch it grow up through thick and thin, and raise your child and help it to be a good person. Being a parent and having children is something i want more than anything. I want to have kids around the age of 25-26. And im a 21 yearold guy now. Not being fertile is one of my biggest fears and idk what i would do if that was the case.
Maybe its because american laws allow women to take men for everything they have if they decide to leave them that turned you into stupid faggots, idk.

>inb4 cuck, faggot, brainwashed
You guys are delusional trash
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>>35947945
triply wrong! xd
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>>35948211
If I wasn't a dysfunctional literal autist then I'd want kids, but unfortunately for most of us on this board it would be a terrible idea to procreate.
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>>35948211
>Being a parent and having children is something i want more than anything.
but why?
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>>35948211
I'm glad to see somebody else isn't so cynical about it.

It really is a beautiful thing, and I hope I find the right woman to share it with one day.
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>>35948211
You don't belong to 4chan.
Leave this place immediately
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>>35943396
the same happened to me and destroyed my relationship :^)

Good luck
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>>35948381
serves you right for dating a cis 'woman'
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> What the fuck happened to this place.
It's filled with fucking normies.
Go ruin your life more with your fucking slut gf and your degenerated kids.
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>>35948402
my standards are Iow desu
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>>35948270
I dont know. I have this desire built in. Having a family, devoting myself to them and trying to live a happy fullfilling life with the woman i love and our children who we try to raise and watch them grow and start lives of their own. I want to feel stuff and experience life.
>>35948363
>>35948423
Fucking anime posting degenerates. I bet think traps arent gay as well.
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>>35948211
Who's this? Post more of here pls

>>35943258
pls more pic's of this girl
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>>35948489
Your opinion doesn't count since you are a normie.
End.
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>>35948489
>and trying to live a happy fullfilling life with the woman i love
this is what i want except no kids and i'm the woman
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>>35943344
>My fiance
Get out REEEEEEEEE
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sure lemme shoot inside you but im not going to be the ''father''
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>>35948520
Marky :, ( search for marky thompson, you wont find that much tho.
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>>35948581
you'll neve cuddle with her
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>>35943396
it's your seed, anon; your mark on the world. why don't you want to have children with the woman you love? can we please switch positions you double nigger.
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>>35943258
Well, I wish I could put on in you, but you know that I lost both my testicles to torsion. So I don't appreciate you reminding me of my problems and trying to humiliate me. We're done.
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>>35943396
Been there, it's the very worst feeling.

I left her. lol

Rather be lonely and miserable than trapped and miserable.
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>>35943463
>material resources, or the means to acquire them, aren't needed for physical beings' feelings of well-being and security

You ascended to 4D already?
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>>35948581
>>35948604
there is only one girl worth posting
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>>35948802

I'm waiting for your girl
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>>35943290
>That statement gave me more feels than the whore you posted.

Yeah gives me the feel of terror.

Fuck that. My money is being saved to pay off my house and buy a 100k car right now.
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>tfw no gf to marry and start a family with
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Thanks marky but I have an atraction for 12 ish year old girls, so the possibility of having a daughter frightens me.
I rather be forever alone.
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I never asked for this feel

It hurts
It hurts so bad
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>start dating girl
>she gets pregnant and wants me to be a daddy
>tell her I had a vasectomy and she's a cheating whore
>she starts crying
>I laugh and leave
>mfw I lied and haven't had a vasectomy
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>tfw doing research on first language acquisition
>tfw watch videos of babies trying to talk
>tfw not pregnant yet
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>>35948725
>being so basic you think material goods apart from needs are necessary to happiness
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I WANT THIS FEEL TO STOP

WHY WON'T IT STOP
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>>35943396
>being this emotionally void to prospective children

Millennials are scum of the earth I hope your insides get eaten by maggots as you waifu get impregnated by a Chad phagit.
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>>35948950
>tfw can't get pregnant because mtf
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>>35943258
>she will never hold you close and whisper this into your ear
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>>35949085
>as you waifu get impregnated by a Chad
That would be best, robots shouldn't have kids.
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>>35948581
>>35948604
not one to crush on 4chan whores, but she is quite the qt
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>>35949147
"F" kekeke prep the rope
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I thought it was girls who were supposed to be sad about not having children, and men were meant to want to avoid it.

Did normies meme me again?
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>>35949190
wew back to >>>/mlpol/ with you
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>>35949210
Back to lgbt with you then
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>>35949230
Tomorrow it's getting merged with /mlpol/ faggot
>he thought it was an April Fools joke
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>>35949190
>kekeke
what are you, a fucking korean
are you going to prep the rope by dumping a shitload of MSG on it
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>>35948942
you
I like you Anon

Oregon community college
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I'm at the point now where most of my attraction towards women is based on how good a mother she'd be.
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>>35943258

B U ST M Y N U T S
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>>35946660
>How to generate a manlet son 101: The Mindset
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>>35944551
M Y D I C K
Y

D
I
C
K
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>>35949230
but i'm on redboard-/lgbt/ right now!

you'll never stop us and things are only going to get more degenerate from here on btw.
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>>35949640
>you will never be the first to suck on those ittybitty titis
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>>35949307
>I sexually select based on what would provide the best offspring
You truely are one of a kind. A freak of nature if you will. I hope you get cancer you pretentious redshittor
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>>35949728
someone got their titis sucked
lmao
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>>35943396
It's scientifically proved that the only certain way of being immortal is having descents. Genetic memory is real, you will live as part of the consciousness of your descendents forever.
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>>35943968
my condolences man. An Aunt of mine almost died giving birth to my cousin.
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>>35950367
>Source : my asshole
Stop deluding yourself to try and avoid the inevitability of death.
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>>35950367
>proveD
>my kid knows how to shit without learning it therefore i'm immortal
/pol/cucks everyone
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>>35948819
>100k car

bud why :DDD
When some retarded stacy texting and driving wrecks your car, and it's already only worth over 10k less than new, what will you do? Save mroe and buy it again?
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>>35950512
Did he post how the jews are the puppet masters behind the problems of the world? No. Fuck off with the /mlpol/ boogeyman, retard.

>>35950367
Then why don't you remember anything from your past lives?
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>>35950367
That's not what scientifically proven means.
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Why the fuck do you want a baby for? I would rather spend my money on a sweet car. SEE YA, unless you still wanna fuck lol
>>
Sorry but no

Orig
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>>35950367

>people are this scared of dying they have to convince themselves that they are somehow important and will lice forever

Lmao
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>>35943396
please do humanity and your not existing child a favour and don't get one.

this goes for everyone on this board.
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>>35943258
Adopt.

>>35950367
If my consciousness isn't around, I'm dead, pure and simple. Anything else is denial.
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>>35946686
>in high school
>in love with my best friend
>we start experimenting together
>we're not as careful as we should have been and she gets pregnant
>talk about it a while and she wants to keep the baby
>agree to be there for them because I love her
>fast forward to the end of the pregnancy
>doctor getting increasingly nervous
>don't understand a lot of what's being said but I hear "bleeding" a lot before they shoo me out of the room
>they call me back in a couple hours later and tell me I should say my goodbyes
>tells me she loves me and to take care of our baby
That's about it. It was a long time ago. Went to bed or I would have responded sooner.
>>35950382
It's more common than it should be. She's been dead almost as long as she was alive, now.
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>>35948547
>Getting angry that someone with a successful life is on r9k

Please off yourself immediately.
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>>35943258
>implying I will fall for the alimony and child support meme
better men than me have fallen for it, I won't succumb to the same fate succubus. Get away
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>>35943258
yea that's very nice deer
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>>35943258
You should. That's the entire purpose for women existing. It's also the entire purpose for sex.
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>>35943258
>proceed to ghost her
Children ruin lives, and my offspring would surely come out retarded, if it didn't I was cucked, hearing this phrase is like being one move away from losing to a game of chess. The only winning move at this point is flipping the table, punching the other player in the face and running away.
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>>35943396
Women have a biological clock, if you don't give her one. She will lie to get pregnant or leave you. It was fucking expected from you the day your genitals first touched the light.
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>>35951803

>they call me back in a couple hours later and tell me I should say my goodbyes

What was it like being with her, in her final moments?
What lasting effects has her death had on you?
How is your child?
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>>35943396
Hey, I have a 10 year old brother and let me tell you - I never wanted him, now I downright hate him because he's a turbo cunt and I can now see how kids destroy marriages. Stay true to yourself, otherwise you'll regret it.
I honestly consider vasectomy just to be on the safe side. If I'll ever regret it I'm already a senile old fuck and I should be thanking the younger me for thinking ahead.
>inb4 I get cancer because nature hates me
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>>35952376
>What was it like being with her, in her final moments?
I felt like someone was reaching into my chest and squeezing my heart tighter and tighter.
>What lasting effects has her death had on you?
I have a lot of trouble focusing. I mostly just threw myself into my education, raising our baby, and eventually work, to avoid thinking about it.
>How is your child?
She's smart and popular and cute. Probably having more sex than I ever did, but I'd like to think not. I want her to be my little girl forever.
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>>35950367
Okay, now I'm really getting a vasectomy.
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>don't want kids
>still fuck whores
You disgust me you hedonistic apes. At least fuck traps or other males instead of tip-toeing around your degeneracy.
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>>35946686
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7TcmSr43gU
>>
I want my boyfriend to put a baby inside me. Not even for practical reasons right now, but because the very idea of him impregnating me turns me on.

I do want a child with him because his genes are just too perfect to pass up, but I'd rather us wait a few years before we give up our lives to another tiny being. I make more money than him so there is no financial gain from me wanting this. It's a shame that the general consensus on here is so negative towards having children, but I can't say I really blame you.
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>>35943396

her fiance browses /r9k/

that's already a bigger red flag than anything she could have aside from cheating on you

it's unfortunate she doesn't realize she's dating a fucking retard
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>>35943396
Try having a honest conversation with her then keeping it bottled up.
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>>35943258

I unironically have heard this in my life

I was just graduating from engineer and a bitch i knew in HS came back into my life, started calling me to my phone (yeah) saying that we should met and so on

Then on the first date she started saying how she wanted to settle and that she was tired of her chaotic life

top kek life is so good
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>>35952469
How's the career situation?
I hope you're giving her the best you can.
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>>35952736
>when a girl says something like this to you expecting sympathy and doesn't know you're a deranged fucking robot sociopath and she just ignited a flame of hate and disgust in your heart
>tfw she doesn't even know you'll block her phonecalls from now on and ghost her
too bad it doesn't work on mommy because she knows where I live
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>>35943258
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBNNlyI0Dn4
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>>35952834
>How's the career situation?
It's okay. Her mom's parents helped out a lot, watching her while I was in college and stuff. I make enough for us to be comfortable.
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>>35943396
dude i was an asshole kid they will know how you feel and resent you for bringing them into this world over pussy.
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>>35943396
>fiancee

JUST LEAVE THIS PLACE YOU FUCKING NORMALFAG LEAVE THIS BOARD NOW THIS IS MINE GO BACK TO YOUR WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>35947685
my man

origami
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>>35952469

Did she die before giving birth, or shortly after?
If after: was she able to see or hold her baby?

>She's smart and popular and cute. Probably having more sex than I ever did, but I'd like to think not. I want her to be my little girl forever.

What are your daughter's thoughts on her mother's death?

Have you had trouble starting relationships with other women?
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>>35952966
>Did she die before giving birth, or shortly after?
A few hours later.
>If after: was she able to see or hold her baby?
Yeah. She picked the name.
>What are your daughter's thoughts on her mother's death?
She used to ask me about her a lot, and she wishes her mom was around.
>Have you had trouble starting relationships with other women?
I haven't even tried.
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>>35948942
Anon, I...


origami killer
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>>35946691
>Or a girl who ends up being a slut.

Probably shouldn't be having kids anyways anon. You're already stepping into loli-projection territory
>>
>>35947292
t. Never spoken to a woman
>>
You want a kid?

Good luck with that.

Pack your shit, and get out of my house. Go find someone else to leech off of, babe.

Don't let the door hit you too hard on the way out.
>>
>>35943258
and i want to be a billionaire, your point?
>>
>>35943396
>fiancee
you need to get the fuck off my board you slice-of-life normalshit
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>>35943410
Enjoy 2 Pajeets and 7 muslims for every baby you don't produce, goy.
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>>35953035

>Yeah. She picked the name.

Could you describe what it was like for her - holding her daughter for the first (and last) time?
Could you describe her emotional state?

What were her plans for the future, what did she want to become?

Has she appeared in your dreams?
>>
>>35953467
She looked really happy. Happiest I ever remember her being.
>What were her plans for the future, what did she want to become?
She was pretty dead-set on getting into law. I didn't even know what I wanted to do but she had her whole life mapped out already.
>Has she appeared in your dreams?
For a while I would have dreams that were basically just parts of the day I had just gone through if she were still around. It wasn't every night but I would always wake up from them forgetting she was gone.
>>
>>35951803

Sorry, if this seems autistic and impolite. But somehow your story sounds fake as fuck. Rather like an episode of a soap opera, than an event in the real world (assuming you live in a first world country).

When people die from postpartum haemhorrage, it is almost exclusively during stage 2 and 3, which are managed in an operating theater, where relatives are not allowed access. Furthermore since death in this condition results from hypovolemic shock/exanguination, patients are not conscious during stage 2 and 3, especially not if they are close to expiring.
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At least you guys can have kids. Imagine the first girl you've ever loved leaving you because you're infertile. I stay drunk and high to suppress the feels
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>>35953574
All I know is that I'm alone and I've spent the last 14 years quietly wishing for death because I don't want to live without her. Should've just kept it in my pants.
>>
>>35953627

>Where are you from? USA ?
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>>35953682
I'm in a pretty out of the way part of Canada. I don't know how our hospitals handle things but I know that I've had problems with this one before, like them telling me that my infection (high fever, couldn't walk, hallucinating, trouble even staying awake, etc.) was psychosomatic. But the other local hospital is a very long drive away. This one just isn't very good.
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>>35943258
>Anon, I want a baby. Too bad you'll never get to reproduce because you're a mentally ill foot fetishist, but I will.
>>
To the people who say you need a career/be fucking 30, you really don't.

Once you have a baby your entire world changes, you will work to the bone to support it, because there's no way you would let them go hungry, or live a terrible life, unless you yourself are shitty. My dad worked on an oil refinery and my mom was a waiter when my brother was a kid, they both worked hard to give everything they could to my brother, even though they had nothing. Neither went to school, they couldn't afford it, now my parents make pretty good money.

I would rather have a kid in my early 20's so I can still have the energy to do things with them and be active, instead of having a kid in my fucking 30s and be an old fuck who cant do shit down the road. It's cool to be stable, but unless you're a bad person, you WILL make it happen. Pray the mother is a good woman more than you having enough money to support the kid.
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>>35943258
>Anon, I want a baby

this fucking kills me. I was declared impotent when I tried to get my fiance pregnant. She broke off the engagement because of it, and I've never had a real lasting relationship because of it. Should I just kill myself?
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>>35953627
>I don't want to live without her
>Live without her for 14 years and going anyway lmao

You're not that interesting, fuck off with your shitty life.
>>
>>35953802
I can't just end it now. Then she has no parents. Might ruin her life, and she's doing well so far.
>>
>>35951803
>>don't understand a lot of what's being said but I hear "bleeding" a lot before they shoo me out of the room

It's surprising she was left to bleed to death, over a period of hours ... in a hospital.

>>35953559

What was the cause of death?
Do you have an opinion of the doctors that were there?
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>>35943396

You wont resent your kid anon, thats not how human biology works. Now get the fuck out chad
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>>35943396
I have yet to meet any reasonable and or decent person that has said they wish they didn't have a kid.
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>>35953724

Ok, that is strange.

Normally the later stages (after drug treatment and transfusion protocols have failed) are treated by surgical intervention via laparotomy and hysterectomy.

This basically means that the abdomen is opened and the uterus removed. This process requires anesthesiam but is actually pretty effective, although deaths tend to occur spontaneously during the hours/days following the surgery due to complications (thrombosis, infection etc.)

So how did that whole thing go down? I am curious, because to me that sounds like a rather atypical situation. Was she a hemophiliac? Because thats the only reason I can think of that would prevent surgical intervention.
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>>35953867

Guess what I am trying to find out:

>>35953952
>>35953574
>>
>>35953867

But my guess is that he will never reply, because his story is fake.
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>>35943968
My greatest condolences man. Your a good father. Sorry for your loss
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>>35943258
Go on Tor and buy it. You have bitcoins, right?
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This pains my chest, I'm not even joking, does anybody else get a pain in their chest thinking about this type of shit
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>>35943344
die loser
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>>35954301

Yeah it is the same for me. Just like with those "Fluffy Sadbox" pictures. But I can assure you, that his story is fake at the odds of 19/1. Since they dont even let people die from postpartum haemorrhage in India without surgery:

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3736089/

Pic is fluffy sadbox. Dont watch more, it will give you depression.
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>>35943968
What the hell are you doing here?


gffRGRARAGRAR
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>>35943258
>you don't exist
>I need to see a doctor if I'm hallucinating this much
>>
>>35954452
why would I catch feels from that stupid shit
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>>35954452
mixing /pol/ and /mlp/ was a mistake, we are reaching levels of autism that shouldn't even be possible
>>
>>35954301

Chest tightness is a normal symptom of constant stress. Constant stress, on the other hand, not so normal.

Not trying to be edgy, but you need a shot of alcohol (25 ml tops, but something hard, like cognac) and a whole bunch of rest. Either sleep, reading (not something stressing) or peaceful music. Just ask local anons, they know their music, but personally I'd suggest pre-Wall Pink Floyd.
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>>35952698
>actually telling females your feels
>not bottling them up

Fucking normies on my board
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holy fuckni shit this thread is full of normies

get the FUCK OUT
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>>35948942
see guys, not ALL normies are garbage.
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>>35944804
you are unloveable, enjoy being alone forever
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