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>>36097098
You die and hope you get reborn into a world where they exist or enter an afterlife where you can create anything or live your dreams

>>36097098
convince someone to exclusively roleplay with pictures of your anime girl of choice every day for at least one hour

>>36097098
Who is this girl that I keep seeing get posted

Just do it you fag are you retarded?

post it i will finish it for you or maybe do at least one part

>>36097017
This puzzle doesn't really exist, does it?
You made it all up just to amuse us, didn't you?
I'm not amused.

No. Why isn't this faggot dead already?

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And the description
>by the artist who took the world by electric storm with Sonichu and Rosechu, here is Miss Christine Weston Chandler's (formerly known as Christian) paper mache Totem of Sonic the Hedgehog

Chris is getting desperate

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>>36096974
American tax payers are the reason he isn't sucking dick for Toys R Us gift cards.

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>>36096929
>spider
>not slime

>>36096929
Cut off the internet or leave yout home and never return

>>36096929
maybe you will be a good knitter if you try your hand at that in addition to your penis

>>36096963
and you a glue... something?

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this post is about drooling
tongues are pretty

and this is not about degrading women, rather about worshipping tongue and spit

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>>36097073
I wish a qt girl would feed me her saliva

>>36096876
ywn have a qt girl tongue and eye collection
why was i even born?

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First for Sexy Kev times at night.

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I've started to get my girlfriend into my impregnation fetish

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So as I mentioned, I found a complete copy of The Sun from November 1989.

>>36096837
>What's for dinner robots

Cock

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bred

just bred

>>36096895

Time to get a job?

What the fuck nigga, that's gay

>>36096787
what kind of userbase do you have in there? girls?

>>36097319
2 active girls but they dont post face pics and they dont tell people theyre a girl and they arent in the dating market.

2 traps but one is very mature and not into sexual stuff

>>36096760
You should post an erect dick instead of a flaccid one, you dingus.

>>36096760
is that your dick? how much is long erect?

>>36096790
I'm a shower, not a grower. erect it's the same size.

>>36096758
Lift a bit , jog , talk. It's not hard brother.

Ay lmao you should just kys if your not at least 7'12

>>36096797
I do lift, but it is pointless You wouldn't understand you tall normie.

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he just got fired from a pizza place job cuz he no called no showed too many times

feels good man

Nope, I don't see the point in following up on people I hate.

Had two. One went on to be a pipe fitter. Other probably a personal trainer or something.

But the day we graduated my friends all cut me off and now their getting law degrees. Kind of hurts more than the bullying desu

>>36096709
do you prefer working?

>>36097867
Irritating people or shitty work?

>>36097903
technical support.

>>36096682
social anxiety doesn't real

>>36096682
There's no cure outside of prevention. You would have had to have been socially acclimated from a young age, I'm convinced.

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>>36096682
You don't.
Just get better at pretending.

>>36096612
>What are the chances that I would be legally implicated when I get to the U.S or Europe?

100/100

>>36096631
But what if I were using it in another country. How would there be evidence against me? How would that work?

>>36096612
Quite low. The people who get arrested in CP raids are mostly either distributors, or active collectors. If you've simply "accessed" CP, then it shouldn't be an issue, as most oldfags on 4chan have probably done as much.

>>36096552
Idk my friend told me I'm a good person to today. I dont always feel it because I have some bad habits but I'm trying my best senpai

Back when I had my dreads, was wearing some B-ball shorts and a tank with some accessories while cruising through my village. Black rasta dude walked past me and stopped saying "ayyyy you look like one of us mon, a real rasta monnnn".
Made me feel good.
I'm white

"Your prose is lively, even conversational,"

"Your paper had a degree of detail and specificity that other papers lacked."

Feels good man!