>small crossword puzzle about the american revolution with

Just do it you fag are you retarded?

post it i will finish it for you or maybe do at least one part

>>36097017
This puzzle doesn't really exist, does it?
You made it all up just to amuse us, didn't you?
I'm not amused.

>>36097017
Are you 12? Wtf kind of homework is that?

>>36097513
>>36097685

This guy >>36097648
is right, this is supposed to be a joke.

>>36097733
Shit you're right. It's a variation on the fucking 200 word essay meme

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK OFF OP

>200 word essay due on friday
>haven't even started yet
how do I even cope

>>36097017
Our class just started word searches. I don't think I'll ever get to crosswords because I can't even do the word search. I think I might be dumb.

>>36097774
>400 word book report on Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone
>haven't read the book
>due next Friday

How fucked am I?

>>36097894
Not fucked at all. You called it Philosophers, so you aren't a burger and therefore doing well in life.

>>36097017
Post it
I'll finish it in 3 minutes

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>have to read the first chapter of Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing by Thursday
>haven't even opened the book yet

>>36097992
>>36098076

For why?

>>36097992
Dude that was yesterday hurry up.

>>36098084
These are SERIOUS posts that need NO typos

>>36098084
>>36098118


The teacher in my 4chan class takes away marks if I makes typos.

I deleted my post so she wouldn't notice, but you had to give attention to it and ruin everything.

>>36098076
>slacking so you have to spend your recess reading instead of playing wall ball
LAME

>>36098118
Cool beans.

Frankly, I didn't think
>For why?
would be originally enough. The fact that it posted at all was tres surprising.

>>36097894
>>36097936
>Philosophers Stone
Why DID they localize it from that? I makes no sense to call it the Sorcerer's Stone. It's not like it had any religious meaning the christfags would get butthurt at.

>>36098485

American's don't know what philosophy is.

>>36097017
>minimum 17,500 word essay due Sunday at noon
>haven't even chosen a topic
Be honest with me lads, how fucked am I?

>>36098498
Plenty of people major in something useless

Keep going east faster than one time zone an hour. You'll have a little more time to do it for every time zone you cross.

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>10 mL of semen due at the sperm bank by sunday
>haven't even decided what genre of porn I'm going to watch
help

>>36098485

Sorcery carries connotations of magic and witchcraft. The US market is averse to the occult so a book about witches practicing magic would sell better if the subject matter wasn't apparent from the title. I wasn't allowed to read it as a kid because muh Bible.

>Have to write a single word before the end of the next universe
>Haven't even evolved a brain capable of formulating a language yet

what the fuck do I actually do?

>>36098524

What the fuck are you writing a 17,500 word essay for?

That's more than twice the length of an undergrad dissertation

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>>36098759
pharmacy school
>tfw

>>36098715
Mon dieu! We are all certainly condamne!

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>>36098841

So you made it this far and you've just decided to fuck your shit up with this sort of procrastination?

God damn son. You've fucked up harder than most of us by actually having something to fuck up.

>>36098924

There was a guy who did his undergrad dissertation in one 40 hour sitting and that nearly killed him.

I don't think there is literally even enough time for you to do it at this point.

>>36098188
Wow, remember walk ball? And recess for that matter.