/britfeel/

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First for Sexy Kev times at night.

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I've started to get my girlfriend into my impregnation fetish

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So as I mentioned, I found a complete copy of The Sun from November 1989.

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Second for Jahans

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Too lazy to get up to make a brew :(

>>36096888
Can't wait for him to show up in NXT

>tfw american
>tfw probably gonna get drafted

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>>36096901

Here's the full front cover

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>>36096901
>the sun

triggered

>>36096932
need to see your visa lad, you arent here illegally are you?

>>36096867
can we stop with these retarded /britfeel/ threads?

You will never have a Men Behaving Badly era Caroline Quentin make you a cup of tea and some toast after noshing you off wearing a denim jacket with no bra

can I stalk normies and roleplay like I have a social life if I use a bunch of social media? snapchat, instagram, twitter etc while not having to give away any information about my own pathetic shameful life?

I know I can't do it on facebook because you have to include bunch of shit about yourself and people have to accept you as friends

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>>36096867
Scottish white girls edition

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites boy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl whitin a one mile radius with your beautiful black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

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Drunk spanish sisters that live next door laughing and stumbling towards their door with two random guys I've never seen.

F-fucking normies am I right lads

>>36096931
What would his intro theme be though?
No I'm too sexy by Right Said Fred.

can we do more serial killers stuff plz anons

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>>36096932
>/pol/ memed everyone into thinking Hillary was gonna draft you into a war against Russia if she won
>Trump does it anyway

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>>36096941
no sir


originally

/pol/ is legit breaking apart right now. They're all accusing each other of being shills over Trump's actions today.

It's pure chaos in there.

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>>36096969
What would you like?

Lyons Viscount Mint Chocolate Biscuit 7 Pack

>>36096985
thats just a passport, no visa, FOY

>>36096933
>Mike Yarwood
Fucking...who?

>>36096988
It's hilarious. Everyone is either a Russian shill, shareblue, or a new fag from Reddit apparently.

>>36096933
FUCKING POST PAGE 3 FFS LETS SEE THEM VINTAGE TITTIES

>>36096942
Fuck off yank. Always have to get involved in other peoples shit don't you?

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>EU considering EU wide burka ban
>We're leaving

>>36096969
like what, lad?

think we have done enough tqh. we have already got richard banned from here

>>36096951
is it just me that is literally intimidated by nobody? I think it might be a side effect of my autism. Like I know the majority of guys could beat the shit out of me but I wouldn't even care if they did so I don't feel intimidated

>>36096969

Harold Shipman was in the prime of his career when this edition of the Sun came out

>>36097040
SECOND VOTE REFERENDUM WHEN!!!

>>36097040
Thanks Farrage

>>36096988
I'm in a /pol/ influencer team and I'm loving the chaos we're causing over there. This has been one of our best days yet.

Drink my diarrhoea while I'm butchering your anal lips
Bitch your gonna eat my shit!
Suck my shit off my dick!

Drink your salty semen from inside my oozing vaginal lips!
Little bitch faggot shit suck your shit off my tit!

Big cunt lips, It can eat my shit
Wiggle your twat when the acid fire hits
I'm going to eat your ass flesh strip by strip
On the part of your severed tits!
I'm the nemesis drinking blood from your tits
Cervix kill em on your sloppy sphincter meat!
When I pull out your bloody red ass lips
Broken phallus juices pustulate
In a fucked at a burning gate!
Showering forward I'll testiculate!
Deposit my semen in your brains to stop your heart. RAPE!
Make your third eyes defecate
Malice ever penis in your rotten cunt lips? with your shit? eyeballs cooking in a bucket with your vomit
Force it down your throat, tie barbed wire goose ready put this in your scrote!
What's your?? Cunt lips!
Sew em to your face? scream as you watch your gentials get defaced!
Labia gets replaced with a dead goat's anus!
Hoards of maggots feasting on blood and pus!?? stapled to your vaginal cuts!
Force you to deep throat rabbit butts, I'm gonna make you lick shit from there flaming butts

Ill break your bottom ribs so you can suck ya own DICK!
Nailing your foreskin onto my CLIT!
Put your dick up your own ass and hear your ANUS RIP!
Cut your balls off and put them a blender
One slit where it's tender and you got a new gender
And your cocks still throbbing and your anus??? SHIT!
Look at me cutting off my silicone tits!
I'm injecting collagen in my pussy lips!
Fetus juice, marinated, freshly squeezed from my child bearing hips!? in the????
I like your dick soaked in formaldehyde!
Geting ready for your anal probe!
Stick it up ya chode!? magnesium? up the eye, up the cock
Then inside a tampon to make the blood clot!
Your corpse is a mannequin, with your dick in the guillotine!
Now your my Ken doll wet dream giving me Eskimo kisses on my clit!? my pleasure spit
MAKE MY HYMEN RIP!

>>36097089
>I'm in a /pol/ influencer team
Sounds like a fancy way of saying "I'm a troll from lefty pol"

Can you lads recommend me a film? Looking for something from the 60's, 70's or 80's

>>36096951
The white girls at uni are hyped about this show, they wont shut up about it

>>36097031
I know they're all acting like cannibals preying on each other.

>>36097040
oh my fucking god.

what a bunch of idiots we are

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>>36097040
>tfw uk becomes the burka capital of Europe

>>36096961
>dios mio! ez dat autismo idiota!
>si autismo idiota! hihihihi
>hihihihi

>>36097108
Not from /leftypol/, it's my job.

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>>36097040
>May wins again

>>36097120

at least youve moved on from saying "college" to "uni" finally, makes it slightly more believable

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>>36097112
How about the 50's?

>>36096961
Call the police and tell them some guys forced their way into the girl's house/flat. Ruin the normie scumbag's night.

Do it, anon.

>>36097112
They Live. Or really any John Carpenter movie.

>>36097139
I feel like this is bait but I'm interested anyway. What exactly is your job? Who do you work for?

>>36097146
Nah, I'd say college would make it more believable.

>>36097154

do this pls laddy, post pics and/or video results

>>36097154
>Hi, we had a report of a disturbance here
>No everything is fine
>Alright, thanks!

Night not ruined.

>>36097112
Predator, Die Hard, Taxi Driver, Dirty Harry.

Any of those.

>>36097175
Then they smell the weed

>>36097171

well i say uni makes it more believable.....

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Watches lads

>>36097165
I told you, I'm in a /pol/ influencer team.

We post stuff on /pol/ to destabilise it.

Not sure exactly who I work for. I'm paid in cash that comes in the post.

>>36097040
Merkel will never let that shit pass.

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>tfw just booked a flight to meet a barely-literate Moldavian girl I met on Hellotalk three months ago that I've had an internet relationship with
pic related

is this me becoming even more pathetic or the opposite?

>>36097148
50s will do fine.
>>36097161
Seen They Live already, same with Dark Star, The Thing, Escape from New York, Big trouble in Little China and Into the Mouth of Madness. Hated Into the Mouth of Madness though
>>36097190
Seen all of them

>>36097197
Well I'd say high school makes it more believable.

>>36097175
They will insist on entering the flat and looking around. They might find some drugs. If they're busy fucking and ignore them the Police will probably force their way in

>>36097203
Retarded. Try again tomorrow.

>>36097211
Actually seen her on cam to prove it's her?

>>36097191
Then they smell the weed and they don't give a shit.

>>36097214
>50s will do fine.
It's about a black guy and a white guy who escape prison but they're chained together. They also hate each other because it's the 50's.

>>36097211
You know she's gonna have a cock right?
odds trap, evens fat hairy Moldavian man

Is World War 3 upon us lads? Got to say I'm a bit worried about what Trump did seeing as though we're a nato country. If America is attacked we will too.

>>36096988
It's also insane how the famous alt-right types (Milo, Cernovich, Spencer, MAYNESTREAM METEOR) turned on him in just one day.

>>36097215

well i think niggers prefer primary school children

>>36096867
>>96

top jej 2bh lad

>>36097226
>The police will get an immediate search warrant on the basis of an anonymous call

You're an idiot.

>>36097255
what did he do exactly? i have been looking on the guardian but i cant find anything

>>36097255
Not if we man the fuck up as a country
Unfortunately atm we're AmeriKKKas bitch, and the virus of blaire is still spreading through the country.

>>36097255
Nah.

>>36097270
That's the arabs.
Here we goooooo

>>36096951
Some white girls flew past me on a hand glider and they were talking about this ffs

>>36097231
I'm not here to convince you mate.

>>36097286

Arabs prefer primary school age goats laddy, get it right

>>36097265
Nige has said he's disappointed as well.

>>36096951
It's not a real show

>>36097299
Excellent because you're doing a shit job.

>>36097307
It's going to be on E4 in June. So...it is a real show.

>>36097301
Don't worry, We have a nice anon here who is due to tell you otherwise.

>>36097251
Yeah. I might 50s is fine as in I was going to watch your suggestion. People are free to suggest more so I can add them to my list

>>36097324

are you talking about poley? ive spoken with it before

>>36097278
He bombed President Assads air base in Syria. Fired 60 rockets only 23 of them hit on target. They cost 1 million dollar each.

33 million dollars down the drain and tensions with Russia have escalated because of this.

He's essentially gone against everything he campaigned for.

>>36097324
Don't forget the Paki who goes into explicit detail about the rapes and the other Paki who gets angry and calls you a virgin.

>>36097373
Excellent, we have a team of nice anons to inform everyone on the Arab community and their interests.

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>>36097278
He bombed syria despite a lot of his supporters voting for him because he was always anti-war with Syria

>>36097285
I agree. America has ran us around on a leash for far too long. We need to pull out of nato and defend our country on our own. We need to become a neutral country like switzerland.

>>36097373
And me. I'm a paki.

>>36097373
I'm also a paki. Got any younger sisters?

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>>36097412
>And me. I'm a paki.
>>36097423
>I'm also a paki. Got any younger sisters?

>>36097359
I'm feeling a lot more sad that some vintage Mig-21s might have been destroyed in the attack than anything else tbqh

Paki reporting in, whos got some nice sheep for me?

>>36097408
I agree with you but you can't do that immediately. Has to be a very slow and careful process.

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>>36097038

1989 edition of page 3

>>36097359
i guess he is under pressure by the globalists. he is part of the Republican party, at the end of the day, they do represent the interests of the elite in america

the president only has so much power, especially now a days.

With a crucifix - I smash her body
The deformation - is grotesque
My passion crawls - for your flesh
The ritual - can begin

Turn the cross - upside down
Into her - bleeding cunt
Urinate - in her mouth
Hack and fuck - for supper

Blackest
Ecstasy
Beyond the - boundaries
of pleasure

Sucking out - eating raw flesh
Fuck you whore - we burn in blasphemy
For sex I'll use her lovely head
Delightful orgasm - so deep in me

Blackest
Ecstasy
Beyond the - boundaries
of pleasure

I spill out - blackest blood
Prepare your return - this place you'll never leave
Ich liebe es - wie du dich mir
Von hinte effnest - schwarz und kalt
Voll toter Romantik
Evil thoughts - full of perversion
What a beautiful view - when I scratch your bones
Das Blutopfer - bestialisch rotverschmiert
Der Himmel ist unsere Helle -
Das Martyrium der Todeshochzeit

Looking forward to mosque tomorrow lads. Will be laughing about Stockholm I'm sure.

Hi lads, Paki here.

Would love to hear some details about Rotherham.

Delicious, delicious details. Hot and steamy like a chicken korma.

>>36097450
I wonder what she's up to now? Probably OD in an alley somewhere.

>>36097463
shows how backwards you muzzers are, 4chan is already laughing at it

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>>36097435
Hillman going Paki bashing.

>>36097463
I'll see you there, my fellow paki. Are you looking forward to the guest lecture by Andrew Prince about his new TV show "The Poleaboo Chronicles"?

>>36097265
>>36097304
Why are they all against him suddenly? They don't want him starting shit with Putin? Really surprised about Milo.

>>36097246
yeah we skype call most days
>>36097252
i wouldn't mind if she had a cock desu

>>36096932
>It Ain't Me starts playing
I'm sorry, lad

This is now a Sharia thread

>>36097496
That's great, she's fucking good looking mate. Hope you find happiness out there. Or at least a shag.

>>36097495
>Trump talked about no more costly foriegn wars
>people were convinced Hilary was going to lead them to war
>Assad might be a dictator but Syria is a secular country where Christians are protected and he's very good at killing ISIS

about to take paroxetine for the first time. anyone have any advice on anti-depressants, things i should expect, anything really?

>>36097477
Was just thinking the same. Getting kinda nostalgic feels too.

She probably leading a normal life now I expect

>>36096982
At least the smug cunt lost.

>>36097445
Fuck em. Let them shit themselves. They dragged us into iraq. Getting rid of saddam cteated a huge power vaccuum for isis to come to power.

I say fuck the yanks and lets mind our own business. If we pull out immediately it will send the right message.

>>36097521
Sharia patrol find Jay-j in East London

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ungcQL5vdwY

>>36097536
Not had that one but you're gonna feel weird/crap for a couple of weeks. Might get sweaty and dry mouth and a limp dick. Enjoy!

Do pakis have their own site? Like Halal-Chan or something?

>>36097592
Yeah it's called Ummah.org or something like that. Used to troll it years ago.

>>36097592
>>36097612
This is it

http://www.ummah.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?221-Jinns-Ruqya-Unseen

Paki black magic forum.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChL9NSggxfM

>tfw you'll always be an ordinary man

it hurts lads

>>36097592
There's a black woman forum which is like a chan

Full of Christian virgins asking how to get nice boyfriends

>>36097654
I almost feel bad for black women. Unless you're light skinned no one wants you.

>>36097450
Cheers lad, brings back memories

>>36097528
Anyone actually met a Syrian? I studied with one briefly. She said the work was too hard and then swiftly dropped out a week or two in, when she didn't get as much money as she wanted as quickly as she had wanted (because she had been too lazy to fill in the forms). She claimed to have been a lit professor in her own country.

>>36097772
>She claimed to have been a lit professor in her own country.
Did that work? They'd be no way for them to verify

>>36097772
They are all professors, doctors or scientists

>>36097654
Well, KI went back and checked:

So I've been dating this man since November. He's older than me, I am in my mid 20s and a full-time student. I pay my rent and other bills just fine, but I feel like he should offer....Am I wrong for that? I used to date a man who would always offer to do these things for me. I really don't want to ask him for money, because I think if he wanted to give it to me, he would offer.

Well about 2 months after we started dating, he bought me a $500 bag just because. I never asked for it, I'm actually not even into that kind of stuff...I like cash but he told me he feels funny giving me money. But I thanked him and took it.

He knows I've been saving for my first car I.e a used Honda a little under $9k. I really want him to help me buy the car, but he's mute. By help I mean I could save half and he could match my amount. With my job I get off around midnight or 1am, I end up taking cabs home. It stresses me out, and I am surprised he hasn't offered to help out in any way. Now, I wouldn't ask if he couldn't afford it...money is not the issue.

I have not slept with him yet, because I like taking my time in that department.. But him being cheap is making me not want to give him anything. My birthday was back in mid January and he did not get me anything, I assumed it was because the relationship was still new...but I don't know. I feel like slowly fading because he is not doing what my ex did.

Am I being dramatic?

Fucking hell. These niggers...

>>36097829
They're also all child refugees

>>36097820
In all probability it got her on the course, but all she would have actually needed was an undergrad qualification.

>>36097829
Yet she complained that sure, there was all the bloody conflict etc but at least people didn't work very hard over there. Currently enjoying the British bennies system along with her kids.

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>>36097644
So tempted to post the goodfellas pasta on it

>>36097450
>>36097477
>>36097537
does it say her name anywhere? like below the image

>>36096867
Decided to learn Irish, lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=387LTgiadjw

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Pretty sure my dad browses /pol/, lads.

I started to feel like shit so I didn't go out for my friend's birthday and now I feel like shit because I didn't go out for my friend's birthday

>>36097536
that's not a good drug, lots of side fx. but everybody reacts differently so who knows.

>>36097873
A few years ago the moderation was shit and it was amazing to troll. But they tightened it up hard. Would probably be deleted within 5 mins.

since women are using phones they turn their visitor notifications off on ok cupid, so they don't even see you unless you actually message them.

Imagine going bald and then getting that daft tattoo thing that makes it look a bit like you've got a shaved head.

>>36097933
Any examples?

That sounds tragic

oi cunts, anyone got the britfeel map link

>>36098027
Here you go, you fuck
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2479929

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>>36097961
It's tough to find pictures of it looking shit because most websites that feature photos of it are trying to sell it, but I found this one which should give you an idea.

>>36097881

It says Gail McKenna

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gail_McKenna

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Who else put banbury on zeemaps?

Never ever seen anyone else mention they are from banbury here

>>36098174
Banterbury mate.

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>tfw no one will ever cover you from head to toe in nutella and lick you clean

why even bother

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>>36098245
Are you banburyanon?

>>36098262
Well that depends if you have a penis or not.

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this fucking girl

she's a friend of a friend, and whenever I hang out with her in person she's great, I make her laugh and it always feels like it's escalating with physical contact and stuff.

then we never, ever talk through texts even if I try to start off a little conversation about something we were talking about in person. So, I'll have a good time with her and think we get along great, then I won't even speak with her for a month or two until the next time I happen to see her with friends. I don't get it at all.

she is literally the only girl I know at this point, by the way. I feel like if I at least had some other female option I could just say fuck this shit and give up any hope with her.

>>36098105
Imagine that when you're 70

>>36098277
Yes mate I live on Bath Road near the park.

I don't believe you are really here though.

Depressed friends are annoying as fuck lads

Got myself a bloomin' cheeky vimto lads. I'm flyin'.

>>36098294
She doesn't talk to you because you're not friends. you're friends of friends

>>36098294
le orbiter

>>36098325
>Yes mate I live on Bath Road near the park.

I live on Park Road, you've got to be kidding

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>just found out today that a stacey I knew died in a car crash on April Fool's

wew that must have been some "joke" when her family and friends got the news that day

April first will never be the same again

I think we need to see other people lads. We're bad for each other. I'm gonna stay the night at reddit's. Don't wait up.

Is Naruto Shippuden worth watching lads? I enjoyed the original series a lot but that was a few years ago, I just want a long anime with cool fight scenes to watch

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>>36098074
>tfw closest to Shipman on there
my gran saw him a few times. she says he was quite nice.

>>36098294
She's drawing the line so you don't think there's anything going on mate.

Sadly it didn't work.

>>36098340
Gin and tonic here, with lime, Bombay Sapphire.

>>36098362
I'm sleeping with your brother. He is moving in next week. I want your stuff gone by then.

>>36098356
how am I an orbiter when I barely have contact with her?

>>36098357
Fuck off lad, prove it. You've just looked up Google Maps or something.

>>36098378
Can't I stay and be a cuckold? It's what I've always wanted anyway, deep down. I can live in a cuck shed out the back.

>>36098378
I'm sorry m8 I've been shaggin your da. We can still be pals but I'll going out with him round town so if you see me it'll have to be Mr. Anon now alright?

>>36097536

Never had that specifically but I've had 2 SSRIs and blame them for the fact that I have to use viagra 3 years after I quit them for good.

Try therapy, try mindfulness, try hypnotherapy, try whatever. Stay away from (((SSRIs))) if you possibly can.

>can't be arsed to get up and put the leftover pizza in the fridge

>>36098402
>Fuck off lad, prove it

The 'On Ho' Chinese at the end of park road closed in the last week

>>36098454
Fuck.

Ok. Obviously we need to meet. But I'm not comfortable meeting you alone at night because I'm a girl. (I never mention this in the thread because I don't want to be a cunt, but on this occasion I have to.)

Will we meet up tomorrow?

>>36098438
Sorry no. Your brother suggested we get a pool for him and all his male friends to hang out with me :)

Been watching the ghost programs on Freeview channel 17 since 8 pm. Those normies out clubbing and having one night stands don't know what they're missing haha

>>36098444
>Need to use viagra 3 years later

I'm not a doctor lad, and definitely not supporting SSRIs, but that sounds more like anxiety to me.

>>36098545
literally me this evening with lots of drinks

>the fucking black family who see their dead mother's portrait in spirit orbs

>>36098525

I don't believe you're here myself actually.

>>36098577
How else would I have known about the On Ho?

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When you find a girl that's interested in you and you have no money to go out.

Never in the right place and the right time

>>36098598

I was the one that said it, you could just be agreeing with me to play along.

>>36098574
Was a bit surprised to see them tbqh, you normally see the blackies on ghost programs. Zak was being a cunt as usual

>>36097570
>>36097890
>>36098444
thanks boys, going to see if they do any good but i'll stop immediately if i don't feel better in a couple of weeks.

>>36098620
Yeah but that could easily have been a test.

Steroid injection was actually completely painless. Gonna make it lad.

>>36098633
>you DONT normally see them

Had a few drinks myself

>>36098658

How old are you, how long have you been coming to r9k

I literally couldn't tell you what place to go and meet girls.

like, I see them on the street obviously, but you don't just walk up to them there and have a chat.

they seem to hide away in secret women places away from wherever I am

>>36098619
Are you me when I was 22?

It is fucking brutal. I pawned an iPod Touch to get money to go out once. I did shag her though so it was worth it.

>Never anyone around my area also on /britfeel/

Some yank lads are trying to get a New York feels thread going. Brave.

>>36098678
Sorry lad I was just meming you. I feel bad now. You were smart enough to work it out though so well done.

To be fair it's probably a relief that you don't have to go and meet a girl tomorrow?

>>36098633
I unironically bought Zak's book for a friend of mine one christmas because she loves that silly program and was in a phase of having her parents buy her ghost finding equipment for her presents.

back then he looked like a bit of a chad though, whereas now he's got that silly beanie, glasses and beard going on and looks quite beta.

>>36098713

I wasn't going to meet her(him) anyway.

Anyone claiming to be a woman is just a trap, or if not, an insufferable roastie.

>>36098704
I used to live there. It looks amazing on TV or when you go for a short visit but when you actually live there you realise what a fucking shithole it is.

I remember going out to the shop on Thanksgiving and there were literally groups of 5 or 6 massive rats running down the pavement since it was quiet and they all came out.

Amazing pizza though. Amazing food in general. You can get any type of food you can imagine delivered to your house 24 hours a day and it's mostly brilliant. That's the best thing about the place by far.

>>36098704
Link?

Chocolate

>>36098664
You're going down a bad path mate. Stop now before its too late. Getting ripped won't help your real problems. Think about what you're doing kid. You can still come back from the memes, back to real life before all this ironic shit.

>>36098687
If it was 1 week earlier I wouldn't of bought a 230 pound bass guitar

She invited me for drinks when I get money around the 24th

>>36098756
>>36097800
Here you go. They're just say where they're from.

>>36098780
I'm 30. I'm not some dumb kid who hasnt tried at life.

>>36098794

9 posts in 45 minutes, kek

>>36098739
Did she ever get any results with her ghost finding equipment? I love all this paranormal stuff

>>36098794
American attempts at their own /britfeel/ is always just people saying where they are and not cracking on with the feels. I don't get why it's so important for them.

>>36098874
It's because their country is so different.

The difference between the North and South of England is nothing compared to the difference between the East and West Coast of the US. It's really like a different country.

>>36098840
the most she ever used it for was a few trips out to this mini graveyard with half a dozen tombstones that she used to live right next to, but she mellowed out on it before she actually went anywhere proper like abandoned buildings.

Still watches those programs religiously though.

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>>36098633
>>36098739
>called Zak
>see my name in a /britfeel/ thread
>panic

>>36098900
I get that, but I don't come into /britfeel/ and care if someone is the next town over or all the way North/South/East/West. I come to get comfy.

It's not like they try to get a conversation going alongside stating where they come from.

>>36098984
>called Zak

What's that like?

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>>36098984
Zak is a weird name imo

Anyone else get the feeling they don't deserve it when anything good happens to them, but that anything bad was inevitable?

>>36099011
Yeah but think about how much banter we have is about complaining.

Americans can't complain about living in America because they need to maintain a false sense of superiority. It's actually much more pleasant to live in Europe but they can't allow themselves to see that.

friday night is the most depressing of the week Tbh

>>36099121
That makes a surprising amount of sense.

Shame as I think a /usafeel/ could be pretty good, especially if they had a thread image that was always evolving like ours too. Could be interesting to compare.

Kek NY feels has made it to 19 posts and half of them are probably us.

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my mum is so bloody in denial about me that when I said I was off to my friend's house, which I do once a week or so, she literally said she knew I wasn't really going over to his place and I was just embarrassed about telling her I have some date with a girl, and I should bring her home to meet my mum sometime.

always pesters me to hurry up and give her grandchildren as well

>>36099178
A thread image like ours would be impossible. The concept of a "high street" is alien to US culture. Unless they live in a massive city like NYC or LA, they do all of their shopping in gigantic out-of-town superstores or malls.

And if they do live in a city, the "typical street" varies from city to city. Whereas every town in the UK has a paki shop, a job center, and a kebab shop.

>>36099193
A couple are me tbqh

>>36099178
>>36099241
Didnt the Canadians make a really good image? Felt bad when the thread died.

How do you put your location on zeemaps?

I'm literally round the corner from Derby anon

>>36099221
>Mum, trust me, if you knew the type of porn I wank to, you'd know that grandchildren are impossible. And I'm not saying I'm gay. If only it could be that legal.

>>36098808
I was 30 once too. Believe me, you're just a kid. You don't have the faintest idea what you're talking about.

I bet if I asked you about art, you'd probably give me the skinny on every art book ever written. Michelangelo, you know a lot about him. Life's work, political aspirations, him and the Pope, sexual orientation, the whole works, right? But I'll bet you can't tell me what it smells like in the Sistine Chapel. You've never actually stood there and looked up at that beautiful ceiling. Seen that. If I ask you about women, you'd probably give me a syllabus about your personal favorites. You may have even been laid a few times. But you can't tell me what it feels like to wake up next to a woman and feel truly happy. You're a tough kid. And I'd ask you about war, you'd probably throw Shakespeare at me, right: 'Once more into the breach, dear friends.' But you've never been near one. You've never held your best friend's head in your lap, and watch him gasp his last breath looking to you for help.

Your move, chief.

>>36097148
nice rec mate. got any more obscure stuff?

>>36099241
Just replace the highstreet with the outside of a Walmart, or one of those places with a McDonalds, 7/11 etc. There are elements which are pretty broad across most of America that they can use.

Jeeze, to get a /usafeel/ going, do we need to start it for them before they can go independent?
Always needing Father GB to help them.

>>36099252
Yeah Canada and Australia is much more unified in terms of culture. Either one of them could get a good thread going, but it just doesn't take.

Maybe they missed their moment because /r9k/ is just so shit now. I used to post in the rest of the board when /britfeel/ was starting, but now it's so shitty that /britfeel/ is the only thread I look at.

>>36099263
traps are perfectly legal m8, but just as impossible for grandchildren.

>>36099302
I'm not sure what counts as obscure these days desu. Boys from Brazil is good. Cool Hand Luke is iconic but obv kinda famous.

>>36099289
about to go to bed with a smile on my face after reading this beautiful post.

>>36099024
pretty good
>>36099091
please delete this post

>>36099331
I think the lack of the job centre is the key thing though, I mean that was our main image before 2016.

And it's such a universal in the UK. Almost everyone goes on the dole at some point. I don't think the Americans really have that.

>>36096867

>Be /pol/ack
>Friend knows this
>He buys me a black fleshlight as a prank present
>Joke's on him, I have jungle fever and he saved me money

>>36099289
I hope this is OC and not copypasta.

>>36099416
You and the rest of /pol/

But instead of jungle fever about shagging a black girl, it's more like a big black knob up the arse for the rest of them. Or watching a black lad fuck their bird. Or their mum.

Not saying all of them but at least 50% are into seeing black men as sex objects in one way or another. Mostly the Americans, to be fair.

>>36096951
How does it feel knowing.this show wont air?

>>36099394
Perhaps not but I'm sure they have things that might be more suited to them in a way that covers a broad audience.
They won't pull from a dodgy paki takeaway, paki corner shop and a job centre but they will have their own 3 equivalents that should at least cover everyone if not all 3.

Probably would just end up as big well known named stores, but breaking that illusion of perfect would be the main issue I bet.

>>36099349
the defiant ones seemed pretty obscure. I just meant stuff it's likely I haven't seen like that one. I watch movies all the time so have usually seen most of the reasonably well known stuff

>>36099420
Watch goodwill hunting buddy

>>36099508
Actually I've been meaning to watch it for a long time, thanks for giving me a nudge.

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Speaking of 'obscure' film, if anyone likes animation you should watch the films Allegro Non Troppo and Les Triplettes de Belleville. As far as I can remember neither has very much spoken word at all, so don't be put off by them being foreign.

>>36099572
I wanted to watch that for so long but my mum kept stopping me. We got it for free on dvd from some paper

>tommy wiseau is releasing a new film
Oh boy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGQxqdNnLzc

>>36099489
I'll just rambling off a bunch of good movies
coherence
triangle
frailty
The Grand
Dark Star

>>36099416
>>36099454
>jungle fever
>implying /pol/ is even white

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>>36097450
>Page Four

>>36099610
why did she stop you from watching it? there's some weird nude african dancing at the start, but my dad even sat me down to watch it when I was still only like 12 or 13.

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>accidentally ate the salt packet from a pack of crisps

I can't find it anywhere.

>>36099454
This is the same as gays saying you must be a repressed gay if you don't like gays. I do agree with most of the cuck stuff coming from Americans though, their entire culture is basically negroid worship now

>>36099625
>coherence
absolutely peng taste my boy. why can't there be more suburban sci-fi mysteries like this

>>36099624
What comes out first? This or James Franco's The Disaster Artist?

>>36099691
stop using words my little sister uses

>>36099655
I really don't know why she wouldn't let me watch Les Triplettes de Belleville. I was 8 when we had it but I tried watching it several times until we got rid of it five years ago and even then she wouldn't let me

>>36099691
I know that movie left me feeling strange for days. Should check what else the guy did.

My true mentor, my guiding moonlight.

>>36099708
>Peng

Your sister will definitely be watching /Goodfellas/

See you soon, see you real soon.

>>36099659
made me laugh. how didn't you taste it

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>>36099642
>implying /pol/ is even white
Too true

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Do not believe Len's lies, there are things I would much rather be coated in than Nutella. No, I don't mean semen.

Post waifus.

>>36099730
she's only my half sister, offspring of my dad and his jewish partner, couldn't give less of a fuck what she does. might give my dad a taste of his own medicine in feeling betrayed if she got knobbed by a blackie

>>36099778
>there are things I would much rather be coated in than Nutella.

mados blood

>>36099769
Well I eat my crisps right from the bag with my mouth because I don't like the feel of grease on my fingers, so that explains why I didn't see it.

But I'm 100% sure that I didn't taste anything plastic in my mouth. They must make them edible just in case I guess.

>>36099778
It'll be canal water and used condoms if you don't mind how you go around Len

will people think less of me if I drink cider instead of beer

i'm a self conscious lad

>>36099772
Who are these shitskins and why are they being used as a strawman?

>>36099847
>Well I eat my crisps right from the bag with my mouth
have you ever done this in public? do you not get shit all over your face? you must look like an animal eating from a trough lmao

>>36099868
American /pol/aks who turned up for the HWNDU stream

>>36099866
Nah I've seen Deanos order cider and blackcurrant, you're fine.

>>36099847
I used to know this kid who drank out of bottles by putting his whole mouth over the top. Looked like a fish

>>36099866
Order a snakebite, cunt. Goth lasses'll have their tongues up your colon in no time

Should I fight my dad lads? He's being a dickhead and making life harder than it needs to be.

>>36099882
People suddenly started shilling (((civic))) nationalism pretty heavily after that pic and that Britanny Venti slag was being spammed everywhere.

Strange...

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>>36099874
>>36099906
Like this, I've done it in public but I didn't really think there was anything too weird about it.

You can't wash your hands in public most of the time too so I have no choice.

>>36099981
I always imagine middle-aged men have heart attacks when they get punched

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>>36099778
I'll coat you in a comfy blanket and kiss you good night

what you listenting to lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LR4XNqrqxrU

>>36099981
Give him a slap, let him know you're leader of the pack now.

>>36099866
Nope. Cider is quite popular these days.
Just don't be a puff who wants some black in his beer. It's fine if its a chick, but a guy...

t. Former barman

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>>36099994
did you say CIVIC?

I literally don't understand this image help I'm new why do I keep seeing it all the time and why does it have to do with months

>>36099874
>do you not get shit all over your face?
Never because I eat one crisp at a time pulling it out of the bag with my teeth, then at the end I drink whats left at the bottom like a drink.

>>36100006
>>36100016
Might just have a stern talk with him then. He's been telling my sister he doesn't like her. I don't think he thinks much of it but its really getting to her. He's acting like a little bitch basically.

>>36100008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0wekFXuPTE

>tfw agnostic/lapsed catholic and my favourite band is an earnest Christian emo/art rock band

>>36100095
>He's been telling my sister he doesn't like her

Why doesn't he like your sister? Is she a coal burner? If so, it's completely understandable

When you're holding tea and toast and there's no-one else about, do you turn the kitchen light off with your chin?

>>36100300
Yes, I sometimes use my nose too.

Oh shit NYfeels has made it back to page 1 with 50 posts!

>>36100414
I think them seeing us Brits have a laugh at them has shoved them into gear of sorts. Lacking the comfy factor.

Pretty scared of going to sleep lads haha.

When your mother says "Don't do it" do you crank it up in spite?

>>36100703
Don't worry, we're nowhere near there.

>>36100703
why is that lad? desu

SOMEONE GIVE ME AN IMMUNITY CAT
STAT
TGIS IS AN EMERGENCY

What do you do when very little gets you going anymore when it comes to the bedtime wank?

>>36100741
I am. Hahahahahahahagagafadaaaaaa.

>>36100747
>takes ages to fall asleep
>have RLS and spend hours twitching
>constantly imagine myself having arguments with people
>when I finally get to sleep my dreams are weird and fucked up
>always wake up feeling wretched and takes me hours to feel ok

>remember i will never be a kid again
usually this is a horrible feeling of regret but it hit me in a semi-positive way because i was reading about how government policy changes could negatively affect children and realized i don't need to give a fuck, throw the little fuckers into the furnace to warm my room in the retirement home.

>>36099914
I know nothing about drinks. Is a snakebite something goths drink a lot?

did anyone else here ever use vampirefreaks?

so many teen memories of manipulating incredibly easy emo girls into sending nudes, and now I have no idea how to even find women let alone get their underwear off

>>36100807
They did when I was a teen about 10-15 years ago. It's just cider and blackcurrant.

>>36100831
I hooked up on there back in the day a few times.

>>36100768
crank up the fetishes and find something even kinkier

>>36097112
Network and The China Syndrome.

If you want to binge on fun stuff with similar themes (disaster movies):
>The Towering Inferno
>The Poseidon Adventure
>Airport
>Airport 73
>Airport 75
>Airport 79/80

>>36100792
Try a five mile hike around the Ogwen Lake

>>36097112
Dragonball Z: Lord Slug

Orsi

>>36100864
>hike around in Wales before you sleep every night
Dont think this will work senpai

I love this time of night lads. Its earlier enough that I don't feel like a complete piece if shit being up but late enough that I feel far away from all the problems of the day and the sleeping Normie's. Its just me, in my comfy bed on my phone in the dark. Kinda feels like times endless right about now.

>>36100843
But I've been on basically all the fap boards and there's nothing left. My go-tos are SFM gifs, ideally of monsters raping women. Then there's /d/ images of same and monster waifus. Occasional /s/ bimbo or latex threads. /h/ and /y/ for Naruto /aco/ for more degeneracy, /hc/ for whatever they have, usually white males with black or Asian females. Mommy porn. I'm about as deep down the rabbit hole as I can manage I reckon. I've even visited /trash/ for Rouge the Bat.

>>36100919
>thinking 4chan boards are where the real fetishes are

lad what are you doing, you are still vanilla

>>36100919
And I feel weird wanking to mind control and 99% anal. This place makes me feel normal.

>>36100936
I only enjoy BDSM irl and I never really look for porn elsewhere unless the gf is out in which case I might treat myself by browsing paheal or redtube.

>>36100889
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6gI7CHYRrU
Have a listen lad.

>>36101011
kys family desu

>>36100831
Met my ex gf on it.

>>36101018
>Half Man Half Biscuit
Remember when Karl got excited because he thought it was a headline?

Good morning pornstars

How many other threads you lads in? Or what else you up to online?

>>36101048
Had to look that up, pretty funny senpai.

If you're gonna play dumb then you'd better be tough.

good night britfeel

perhaps tomorrow will be a good day

Found a packet of Hall's Extra Strong in a drawer. Today's already shaping up to be a cracker.

In the end I came to some slag with fat lips just pouting and occasionally sucking her fingers. The absolute state of my libido lads

>>36101520
I just came to two dudes dressed as anime schoolgirls fucking. You're doing alright.

>>36101553
I choked it to the thought of fucking a britfeel poster so I think I win

>>36101592
>>36101553
Wanked to the thought of a girl I fancy being mind controlled into fucking a guy a hate. Get on my level.

https://youtu.be/pEjrZsT6p0I

What's it alll about eh lads.

>>36101553
post video please, sounds like a goodun

>>36101641
Now I look again they were actually anime maids.

xnxx: /video-dn7et9a/amateur_cosplay_crossdresser

(can't post the actual link)

Not exactly hardcore fucking but I was looking for a specific type of degeneracy.

>>36101798
bit boring if i do say so myself

Do you think any of us came simultaneously?

>>36101853
Definitely, but it's hard to find that kind of thing so I took what I could get.

>>36101627
>An Anti doubt to reverse the sanity sage wage war with modern art through ten flesh lumps off May. Odd even at a distance, tennis court is halfed with a string line that look like a net the bet to overcome and wait a return.

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Hey lads, has anyone ever been to Cheltenham?
I might be moving up that end soon, would like a quick rundown.

>>36101798
>tfw I've fapped to this video a few times
>even posted it here once aswell

but I watched it on xtube, they have more videos there of that style. not excactly "exciting" but it really does it for me sometimes

http://www.xtube com/video-watch/3179c86c5f5d4cac8adb29f7e367c79c-27515101

Would you ever suck a dick?
I mean putting a dick in your mouth is a pretty big leap.

>>36102558
As long as it's clean, why not?

>>36102594
Wee wee comes out of there

>>36102623
Wee wee comes out near a woman's clitoris, doesn't stop normies lmao

>>36092255
he just spoke + act like he was kind of speshy
i asked him not to bang some object on the stairs as he was carrying it up and he started tard mumbling something about how he wants to bang me on the bed. ok maybe hes just awkward and trying to make a joke. suddenly completely unprompted he starts going on n on about how he loves everyone how tolerant he is gay, bi, straight doesnt bother me blah blah blah (get this from everyone still tho lol it's like alright thanks babe dint rly need ur approval in the first place) but then he says 'dont knock it until you try it' by this point i was getting kind of annoyed so i just found someone else to go and give him instructions.

>>36102558
sucking dick>>>> >>eating pussy
eating pussy is where i draw the line personally

>>36102755
So you'd still eat pussy but you'd rather suck dick because you're a massive poof?

>>36102694

the net was taught

>>36103111
>reading comprehension
i wouldnt ever give oral to a girl
putting ur toungue literally inside of a roasty is as low as you can possibly go

>>36103228
Man I am too tired. I completely forgot what "draw the line" meant

>>36103216
he wasnt a neet he was just creepy
>>36103370
is ok

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>tfw i've come to the realisation that i'll have to clean my room at some point
Why do I keep letting it get so messy

>>36103728
It gets messy because you're a lazy cunt, get it done lad

I've been meaning to do work all week but I can't motivate myself to do it. I just place it next to me as if that's some step towards getting it done but that's as far as it goes.

Not gonna get into uni lads ;~;

>>36104167
Which uni and what course lad? I got into Durham by just doing two past papers a day for a few weeks, it's doable with very little effort. A levels are a joke

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>>36104450
Cambridge law, they want A*AA. Last year I got AAB and I was doing like 3 hours a night from February. I'm so behind and I have no motivation, and the stuff I do learn I keep forgetting so I keep having to go over it

Any lads want to buy me a 30 quid game for my birthday

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>tfw no lewd cuddles with my oney
loenly desu

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>A level underage posters
>annoying retard femboy poster has started posting

>>36104740
i have no idea what humanities subjects are like, i did maths, f maths, chem, physics. cant you metagame the papers at all?

how come youre struggling with a levels lad? if you got an offer from cambridge you shouldnt be

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Bit foggy today eh lads? It was so warm yesterday too

>>36104866
I've posted about my A levels a couple of times because I keep fucking failing them.

>>36104866
why do you hate me so much
im just a comfy + qt shit poster who doesnt bother anyone...there are far worse posters here like that bnp guy / paki rape guy who genuinely fuck up the whole entire thread with /pol/ spam.

>>36105045
because your fishing for attention most of the time

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>>36104892
Nah can't really metagame them since they've just redone the specification and shit so there aren't really any past papers, just sample papers

It's more the motivation that I'm struggling with than the actual content. There's just so much bloody content to memorise.

How the fuck is it fucking April I feel like I'm at like November in terms of knowledge of the subjects.

>mfw I'm going to have to go to Bristol
>gonna be known as the kid who missed his Oxbridge offer

>too aspie to cook in my flat's kitchen

going to uni was a mistake desu