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It's terrible . Beards need daily grooming.

>>39263583
His beard looks like pubes

what race is this

Eat less+better
Do cardio

>>39263408
don't try to lose weight quickly you're just going to end up with an eating disorder and even more weight cause you're going to ruin your metabolism
try healthy snacking, cutting out unhealthy foods and drinks, and drinking a lot of water before, after, and during meals as well as something light like walking or bicycling for an hour every day to start with. and most importantly, self control not to quit or eat something unhealthy or binge

Same height, more than double your weight.

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>>39263181
Dr Tim fyi cui fyi do

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>>39263201
Gghjbikbb

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I like to fantasize about it alot, but not as much as I used to since being on ssri's

originalIy present

Is there really no one else as pathetic as us two here?

posting origami

Go to the store and buy some prune juice!

>>39263033
Drink 104 ounces + of pop in one sitting.

Try and add more fruits, veggies and high fibre stuff into your diet. See if >>>/ck/ and >>>/fit/ can give you any ideas for later.

>>39262854
>lets ask the virgin board about sexual hints/symbolism
good job retard

no you fucking retard it's just a choker

It means she's gonna slit your throat.
Enjoy your psycho fag!

>>39262622
Impossible to tell. They all look autistic.

>>39262622
Hahaha the fuck is this picture

>>39262622
All this pic has done is convince me that we need to nuke the Slavs out of existence

I'm racist but I would breed with a female nigger

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>>39262456
>all that caked-on makeup
triggered. That always makes my skin crawl

Just like my Japanese pornos!

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Why didn't you just fart for real you normie?

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i hate kids. i get annoyed very easily by stupid shit kids do and say. they cost a shitload of money too.

id only want one if i knew for sure it would grow up to be super rich playing sports or inventing something like some kind of new stupid social media thing.

but more likely it would grow up to be another normie.

im not taking that chance.

plus no women don't like me.

I also hate kids. I hate other peoples' kids abd I know if I met an alternate version of myself with kids, I'd hate him and his stupid kids. Fuck kids, nigga.
They're loud. They paw everything. They eventually turn into what you are. They look stupid.
I really hate parents who just let their kids scream. For some reason I hate them even more when they try to shut their kid up but can't. Just kill it, for fuck sake.
Wash their hair in the bath and just take a breather to rest your arms. That's all it takes. Quiet, thoughtful and cooperative children will be rejoiced. All other kids should be raised amidst labour so they don't get the wrong idea regarding their life.

>>39262391
As a fembot, I feel like I need to have kids one day but I'd like to be completely stable in every way before bringing a child into this shit world (or adopting). I think the worst part of having a kid has got to be the fact that any fucked up parts of them are probably your fault.

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If it's any consolation, you have patrician tier music taste tbqhwy senpai

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>>39262331
I feel you x

Nonagon>MindFuzz=FloatAlong>Banana>Sketches>DreamBallon=Murder>>>Oddaments=BarBruise

Tbh

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Imagine these grapes are your balls lmao

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>>39262322
>that girl
>below average

>almost every girl in the US that is below average is a fat fuck
>would rather die than be seen with a fat fuck gf
wouldnt even mind a below average girl but i havent seen one thats under 180 pounds

>>39262127
Autism is very broad, a lot of people here are probably on the spectrum to an extent, even if minor. Likely more towards the aspergers side and difficulty with social interactions so to speak. I personally struggle more with simple tasks like folding clothes, being able to prepare a meal, being able to do simple tasks efficiently / without difficulty. OCD also trolls me pretty frequently.

Autism is also used as a synonym for being retarded so to speak nowadays. I'm actually diagnosed as autistic / have been for some years now.

>>39262127
>doesn't get the robot meme
Please leave summerfag

people get put on pain medication for being unemployed due to depression.

power is addicting that's why great leaders end up destroying their empires because of the high levels of serotonin and they want more dominance

humans are fundamentally fucked up creatures which is why people are saying bullying is good for kids, they don't know why they just say it's good.

B-but think about the animals! Those poor animals!

it means if breastfeeding is a good idea, cannibalism is fine

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>It's a natural healthy diet shitload
>vegan food pyramid covered in supplements

>>39261972
me hunched over like a cartoonish orc eating an egg and cheese english muffin looking at a 39" tv less than a foot from my face as a monitor

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>>39261998
stop, that hit a little too close.

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>>39261972
me sitting in an abyssaly dark room behind the pc in fetal position with a face like pic related that screams eternal damnation and too much exposure to it will make them depressed for about a week i should warn them not to stare into the abyss else it stares back