>"...and here's our son Anon's room. Let's

>>39261972
me hunched over like a cartoonish orc eating an egg and cheese english muffin looking at a 39" tv less than a foot from my face as a monitor

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>>39261998
stop, that hit a little too close.

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>>39261972
me sitting in an abyssaly dark room behind the pc in fetal position with a face like pic related that screams eternal damnation and too much exposure to it will make them depressed for about a week i should warn them not to stare into the abyss else it stares back

A vomit inducing odor of semen, sweat, and shit fills the air, and they see me leaning way back in my chair masturbating furiously to an asanagi doujin. The floor, littered in cum stained rags and food. As they stand frozen in shock and horror, I turn to them and open my mouth to scream a single phrase. FUCKING NORMALFAGS GET THE FUCK OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

>>39262079
*incomprehensible* what the hell are you doing?!

>>39261972
>"please... please leave."
>"i don't think I'll come out to speak to your friend's daughter."
>"no, i don't need anything, thank you."
>"have a good day"
I'm careful not to sear the pan, you see.

Nothing, I'm sleeping, don't wake me up.

>>39262079
>Asanagi doujin
:Thumbs_up:

Me browsing 4chan eating a bowl of rice and beans