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>tfw no Tali gf
Should I just end it lads?
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>>36114640
Just be glad you dont have to hear her sing, Anon Vas /r9k/.
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>Play Mass Effect 1 at launch
>Infatuated byTali
>Main fetish is skinsuit/latex
>Also into alien chicks
>Mind aflutter with what Tali and Quarians actually look like. The potential for original looking aliens is large.
>Play through to ME3
>Turns out to just be a human with glowing lines

Imagine my disappointment. The most bland kind of alien.. lost most of my interest in her right there and then.
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>tfw no space gypsy to infect with your man-jelly

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Kill me, Pete.

originallyoo
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>>36114627
Yo kill me, pete.
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Wait
"Kill me, Pete"
Gotta make sure that meem magic is at full sremma
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>>36114627
Kill me, Pete
I've grown so weary of the mortal fold

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
http://kotaku.com/here-is-some-edgy-fashion-inspired-by-4chan-culture-1794075816

Normies are appropriating our culture yet again
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Get used to it. Everything is being appropriated by the mainstream now. As weird as it sounds, people who inhabit 4chan are tastemakers to a degree whether it comes to music, internet culture or whatever else.
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aw fuckin hell
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its really our own fault, raids, protests, fappening etc we couldnt just be lowkey and comfy

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Is this a normie show?
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>>36114545

Its a reddit show that normies like.
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>>36114545
No, but this i$.
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everything's a normie show, prove me wrong

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>everyone in your life looks down on you as a disappointment
>your own mother is barely able to hid her disappointment over you not being a chad
>your grandparents have openly insulted you

W-why does everyone hate me
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parents are like that anon trust me. they'll never be satisfied, that's just how parents are.

you're supposed to outgrow the need for their approval, that's what independence is about.
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>>36114542
How does one start this path?
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>same situation
>tried to an hero with pills
>they found me in time
>hospital then loony bin
>they spread my failure around so that EVERYONE looks down on me now
>always talk about how SENSITIVE AND SPECIAL I am
>Cant bring myself to try again even tho life is so much worse because parents constantly guilt me

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Tell me that you wouldn't fuck me anyway, even if you're a liberal piece of shit or a darkie.

Go on, I'll wait bb ;)
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We are all men here, you fucking faggot. I notice how gays aren't on your hate list.

>>>/lgbt/
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you're right, I would fuck you until your buccy bleeds.
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>>36114471
This isn't /pol/ shill
I acknowledge your attempt to pit everyone against white people, though.
Standard shit you always do.

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So now that 4chan is overrun by normalfags who refuse to leave where do us robots go?
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Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, Pinterest, Vimeo, Club Penguin emulators, wizardchan, /r/incels
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>>36114455
r/incels is the new true 4chan tbqh
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>>36114455
Yeah go to reddit where you belong. Where you have always belonged.

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>just took 20 mg of 4-AcO-DMT

AMA
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>>36114444
whered you get it?

Got any more?
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>>36114444
Checked. Enjoy, desu.
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I've been thinking of buying it.

Would you recommend it? How's the trip going? What are you expecting? How did you take it? Have you had previous experience with psychedelics?

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Anyone have some comfy vaporwave images they wanna share?
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>>36114438
text and text not text and/or text
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Textless posts are not originally allowed.

[Return]
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original textless posts are not allowed.

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Hi, robots. I need your advice, and if you are a medfag/shrinkfag, your expertise is more than needed.
>I got really close to that girl I was interested in
>She was cute, smart and all
>I suspected that she might have had a low self esteem and personnal problems but
>I didn't expect so many of them
>Everyone thinks she's in love with me
>I'm the only one that can make her smile
>She's spending tons of time with me
>Autistically signaling that I wasn't friendzonned
>Then she confessed a lot of things to me, and her friends added some to the pile

---So---

>Prone to lie on stupid things
>Had a rough family life
>Got touched when she was younger
>Is cutting
>Thinks she's shit
>Thinks she has a personnality disorder but doesn't really know since she hasn't seen a doctor
>She won't trust anybody except me (and her friend, but only a bit) (at least that's what she says)
>She has no medication

I love her, robots. I need to help her. I'm lost, I wish I could do something. Please, feel free to give me your advice and ask me questions
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Idk if this is fake or not but anyways
Dood if you're the only person who can make her happy and you love her too it's obvious that you should tell her how you feel
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She needs to independently find an identity separate from her family who treated her poorly for starters. You should do a variety of activities with her, you can work out, go to the zoo, cook, anything random that is interesting. These experiences will help her to craft a singular identity, that is, separate from her upbringing.
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>>36114583
Dude.
>>36114425
Go low key on a relationship until she gets her shit sorted out. Codependency is not a solid foundation for a relationship of any kind. Just hang out, don't fucking "tell her how you feel" or any of that kind of nonsense.

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>be cis female
>trannies start calling themselves your name
FUCKING QUIT IT! I don't want to turn out like all the Sophies and Katelyns! Everyone assumes they're mentally ill men!
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>Trannies start calling themselves anon
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Why am I mentally ill for wanting to be a girl and dressing like a girl and taking hormones to make my body more feminine?

How is this comparable to hearing voices or anything like that?
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>>36114423
don't worry about it
most trannies don't pass
and will rarely show their face, nevermind be called their name in public

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How do we stop the alt-right?
They're not robots.
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by doing nothing, which will result in them also doing nothing as they already are.
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>>36114439
Yeah OP, don't worry about the alt-right.
It's not growing at an incredible pace or anything.
ignore all indications that it is.
Everything's fine.
Wow, are you sleepy?
I'm sleepy.
Let's have a nice lie down, huh?
That sounds nice.
Sleep
*yawn*
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Doesnt matter nothing matters i just want to die

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Found out I have there's a difference of almost 50% between my the IQ of my left and right brain hemispheres. According to the WISC-IV test, which I took back when I was 12, I have a right IQ of 101, the left one being 150. I've read that differences between hemispheres may lead to learning disabilities and shit. Any psychologist or aficionado robot can give me a rundown on what my IQ results mean? Thanks.
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>>36114395

This is something I haven't heard of. Do you mean verbal and visual IQ's?
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>>36114450
Yep, left standing for verbal and right for visual-spatial. Even tho, verbal IQ includes more abilities than just use of language, such as conceptual-semantic thought, arithmetics and shit. I said left and right just in order to avoid simplistic responses like "you'll be good at talking but not as good as a pilot" and shit.
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>>36114558

I understand. I was just wondering because to my understanding verbal and visual abilities aren't simply divided to different hemispheres but brain areas (which I'm not very knowledgeable of).

Is this difference noticeable to you? For example, are you very good in verbal tasks but suck at visual tasks? Are you diagnosed with anything, like Aspergers or other autism spectrum disorder or learning disorders? Jewish? How is the back of your head shaped? Putting those two scores together and dividing them by two means that your full-scale IQ is 125, putting you in the high average range. Smarter than most people but nothing spectacular.

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who wants to come to over and get alaska job? minimum wage is 9.8usd, housing/transport is free i think. You will do overtime so i think its a guaranteed 600+ a week for like 3 months. I've never had a real job and had too much anxiety to stay at a retail fast food over 2 days and thats counting I was in the little office most of the time
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pls someone come
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I would go because there are no jobs here in bumfuck nowhere, ohio, but someone has to take care of my old doggo and she will be lonely without me.
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>>36114754
pay some 13 year old 30 bucks a week to take care of it ohio man. please join me

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Anybody else here live and work in a major city?

Do you enjoy it (for the most part)?

I live in London and I hate it. Too much pollution. Too many non-whites. Rent is too expensive. Etc.
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I live in SF and it's great. The best food and comedians are always here and there are decent shows at almost any given time.
My biggest hobby -board games- has a huge community in Berkeley... It's good, mang
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>>36114535
What job do you have?

Isn't rent in SF super high?
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>>36114586
electrical eng and yes but what does that matter? I wouldn't want to live in a box in Arizona

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