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>>36149394
I made a sandwich with cream cheese on it today. And I vacuumed.
I'm waiting for a Switch though, so I can get lost in Zelda

i try not to think about it and just listen to music and play vidya
i'm also watching a lot of tv shows i would have never had the time to watch if i had a job or i was still in college
i get horrible anxiety when i apply for jobs, only applied to two so far
i got my first job no problem but it was too far away for me
applied to my second job yesterday

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I try to distract myself to keep my thoughts at the back of my mind so I don't think about it too much

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heh, I kinda like anime too anon.

>>36149322
>Can we penis now?

>>36149322
Do you want to go out some time?

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I'd still eat it.

>>36149272
>tfw starving and this shit starts looking good
J U S T

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looks alright

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Same here. Still waiting for the loneliness to creep in.

I had one internet friend who I thought would be life long but since we haven talked in months I guess her life is better and Im just part of the past, having friends has always feeled like a job for me, Im shout-in neet so I don't imagine anyone wanting me as a friend, I guess Im ok this way

all my real friends are dead, in prison, or too rich

>>36149180
>Did you vote for Trump?
Yep
>Do you hate Mexicans?
No

>>36149180
>Did you vote for Trump?
Of course
>Do you hate Mexicans?
Obviously

Leftie normies get out. This is a /pol/ autist board

It's a trap, if you respond with witty anti-shitlib banter they'll wonder why you're being so serious because their worldview doesn't permit political humor going both ways.

Just laugh it off and take your seat.

>>36149124
>Not being a pirate

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>>36149182
>don't mind me, just pirating this gaming laptop

>>36149124
>not retrogaming
>paying sjw feminist run video game companies for the "privilege" of playing interactive liberal propoganda

>>36149067
be a muslim rapefugee invader.

>>36149102
Or a cucked nu-male orbiter to some sjw coalburner with dreadlocks

How do you get the qt pale British gf?

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>>36149037

>tfw can only drink Mountain Dew

>>36149037
But arent you 70% water? I am pretty sure the immunoglobins that activate your allergies require water to function

>>36149158
It's not dangerous to me. I can actually drink water and stuff but if I stay wet for a prolonged period of time I start to break out and get itchy. I can't go swimming or take showers for like more than 10 minutes. And it's not as bad as some people who have this allergy some people can't get wet what so ever

>>36149025
You're a CIA agent

>>36149025
Yeah but at least you can find meaningless companionship for those who aren't fudge packers they''ll either accept they won't find a gf and give up on life and die alone or turn into fudge packers.

>>36149025
>It's been 7-10 (not sure) months since I've had sex
>wwwaaah me so lonely
fuck off

Went through a shut in phase last year, spent the entirety of november and december playing xbox.

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haven't left my house in four months.
dropped out of college.

I didn't go outside for nearly a year at one point

there are a lot of better reasons to kill yourself than a girl

>>36149003
>Killing yourself for a girl
Jesus OP, don't fucking do it.

She won't give a shit about you if you do that, and if you have a family they will be sad for you (if your family loves you).

Don't do it retard, a girl's not worth it and neither is a girl (male).

Either start to be happy being alone or find another sweet girl somewhere else, like in a church or library.

>>36149049
I'm not OP and I disagree.

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humans, you are the very first to see my face

How'd all you crackers get into my house?

>>36149047
>niggers always unfriendly and unwelcoming

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>>36148976
GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA
You let me in now, yes?

>>36149010
I swear to fuck if I see your motherfucking face again

Fucking garbage game. Best thing was btfo trannies trying to get into the country.

>>36148912
>liberals
>realizing anything

accuse them of believing in trickle-down sexonomics

>>36148912
>Neo-nazi bored male children of the professional class unironically believe in the "free market"
>Are against the sexual free market because MUH DICK!!!
Don't you morons realize YOUR EXISTENCE is a recipe for disaster. Have you tried heroin?

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>>36148912
>>36149031
>Self-awarness on /r9k/: 0

>thinking you have a chance
girls just like to play with us. Don't be a fucking normie.

You have to realize most women aren't interesting. I know that sounds terrible, but it's true. The vast majority are just bores, and you have to put in all the work.

>>36148832
Here we have the last of the faggot family offspring because this autist can't hold an interesting coversation