>tfw literally allergic to water

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>>36149037

>tfw can only drink Mountain Dew

>>36149037
But arent you 70% water? I am pretty sure the immunoglobins that activate your allergies require water to function

>>36149158
It's not dangerous to me. I can actually drink water and stuff but if I stay wet for a prolonged period of time I start to break out and get itchy. I can't go swimming or take showers for like more than 10 minutes. And it's not as bad as some people who have this allergy some people can't get wet what so ever

>>36149279
That doesn't sound THAT bad. Does your throat get fucked from drinking or anything?

>>36149037
i can drink water, but i just fucking hate the taste of it, i've just been trying to get as much water as i can from soda, and i have good metabolism so i dont get fat

>>36149279
It's not the H20, it's a chemical mixed in with it.

>tfw throat hurts when swallowing for the last 6 months
>can literally feel a lump or something in there
>no health insurance and too poor to go to the doctors

I'm worried bros.

>>36150042
I'm sure you'd know about OP's condition better than him and his doctors, wouldn't you? Seeing as you're educated in medicine and all.

>>36150103
Modern mainstream medicine is full of lies.

>>36149881
You're going to die young
orig

>>36150103
actually, yeah.

there's no such thing as h2o allergy. period.

no amount of special snowflaking will make your fake illness real.

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>>36150042
This guy is right. There is extra chemicals in the water called Chlorine.


This is basic knowledge>>36150103 , stop pretending to be retarded.

>>36150131
Give me an example of one of these lies.

>>36150217
"Eczema is incurable."

>>36150133
w-what? how?

OP have you tried swimming (or getting wet from) the ocean or any natural water source?

>>36150309
But it isn't.
You can treat it, but it never goes away.
t. fag with eczema

>>36151601
So I didn't cure mine? OK