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>paying good money to influence the dregs of society
If they want to throw their money away, be my guest

>>36194157
The thing I find scary about this is not about what's in this image, rather the implications it makes. Considering that company was owned by one Jewish woman, and let that kind of a leak happen, it's easy to extrapolate that it's a somewhat small operation that doesn't have much security for their data. Considering that, it's scary to think of what the real big-boy companies like this may be doing, the ones who are really buried under secrecy and have massive political agendas to achieve.

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>>36194514
Truly, they will be unstoppable with the support of the NEET master race.

>anti-pedophilia
legalize love.

>>36194149
>>36194195
I hope somebody discovers your dirty little secret and kills you both

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>tfw my favorite "i'm a cheerleader and this is how to do three kinds of splits" video has been removed

>>36194045
Back when I used to do them I got them from gangbanger friends, middle manned for them, and general random friends that knew people I didn't.

Basically connections.

Weed and alcohol. Did XTC once and when I get some momey I'll buy some truffles.

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>>36194045
I like stims.
They make me into an optimistic and productive person.

They really expect me to drive a box of Carne Asada Fries from San Diego to Alpine. The fries are going to get cold and soggy.

Nothing, get a Cali burrito instead

>>36194881
>Alpine

I used to merchandise the Walmart there. Fucking hell

Sucking dicks off backpage

>>36194076
loooooooooooooool like, what? so crude and not at all what I had in mind. xD xD xD xD xD

Have you looked into getting a medical coding/medical billing job? You can get training literally anywhere

You deserve it for multiple reasons.
The main one is being a phoneposter.
Kill yourself and never come back here you normie fuck.

>>36193961
>He doesn't use legacy captcha
Heh, whad a fagg

>>36194018
Not OP but I'm a 19 year old foreign student and can't afford a computer so my phone is all I have. Not all phone posters are normies

>>36193918

Smacking them on the ass is good.

Only in a self-defense situation.

>>36193918
idk what did ur mom say

>>36193903
>250 miles
that's child's play.

Watch this
>meet girl in NY state
>I live in Washington state
>fall in love
>she visits once it's amazing
>she moves to be with me
>we love each other for years
>she cheats and leaves because lol that's what girls do
>the entire relationship she's jealous of a british girl I've known for 7 years that loves me, and I love her, but we've put it away because
>washington state to UK is a billion fucking miles

We'll never get together and we're okay with it. I mean it sucks, there's a melancholy to it, but yeah. That's life man.

>>36193979

so what am I suppose to do?

>>36194064
Get on a fucking bus you faggot. Or tell her to. Or drive. Or fly.

Jesus christ how hard is this
just fucking see each other and make out

my first girlfriend ever lived in Florida, I took a bus to see her and it might have been the best month of my entire life.

Even if she had been fuckign awful, and been rude, and broke up with me, I'm so glad I went

>>36193896
BBC and not the news station

Not really, regardless of what the board wants you to believe.

Even dog sex is more on the rise compared to black guys fucking white girls.

The latino thing is correct

Because most white guys are children to a father who wasn't good looking but could earn a huge pay check. That used to mean something but now it doesn't. Now it's all about looks.

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Only one person showed up to any of my birthdays until I was 14 and stopped having them. I Just go to work on my birthday and if anybody mentions it I pretend to have forgotten

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>>36193907

Well Happy Birthdays anons; to all the lonely people out there.... best wishes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAMZWToyWVs

>>36193867
It might sound like a normie problem to you, but one year in school almost my entire class congratulated me, as opposed to just my parents. The only one who forgot was my oneitis/best friend. It was a mixed bag of feels really.

Another year my parents were on a short vacation during my birthday and I was home alone.

>>36193795
Jesus christ, anon. Fuck off, nobody wants you here. Fucking idiot.

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>>36193795
>you own a restaurant
>this guy is your most routine customer
>would you enjoy being a restaurant owners more or less

>>36193795
less
>>36194022
less

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I dont know where the woman I'm supposed to marry is hiding

>>36193828
getting fucked by numerous chads.

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Sure, I'll go have a walk to the GF store and pick me up a GF. Splendid idea.

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>>36193670
>still no Brothel
No thank you, sir

>>36193670
do you allow women as long as they are also going their own way?

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is this the fucking club penguin map?

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>>36193622
i cough for days after smoking resin

>>36193639
I've been smoking cigs too, how awful

>weed isn't addictive guys
>shit im outta weed man i gotta hit this resin and want to die but i just need to do it

>>36193592
First option gives you EXP.

>>36193592
It is better to love and lost, then never to have loved, at all.

Love and lose.