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>>36196662
Yeah, looks like no one knows what the fuck they're talking about.

>>36196699
"bodies" = body count = number of previous sexual partners

>these people live in a completley different universe from us
so strange

become a contrarian marxist

Stormfags have already embedded from past raids. Your very late.

Kill non-whites. That'll show 'em.

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>>36196652
OP logic: These nigger dicks sure are tasty

>>if a woman looks good/dresses nice, she is a slut
Wrong. It's:
>if a woman dresses revealing then she is a slut
Revealing clothing =/= dressing nice.

>>36196693

Lmao, what is this, the fucking middle east? You virgins sure are amazing.

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>the "this" anon is referring to

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>>36196633
>nice day for a walk
>never talked to a girl all 22 years up till this point
>spark of confidence
>see mildly attractive girl on a bench
>say "why you are one might fine dame, mind if I sit here"
>she's confused
>I sit and say "It really is a beautiful day isn't it, shame if you spend it alone"
>she gets up
>I slap here buttox
>she calls the cops
>I run away
>she begins chasing me and shouting sexual assault
>some roided manlet tackles me
>go to jail for half a year

Don not fall for the confidence meme

>>36197381
Facketto

Yeah, spics and niggers have abandoned their doges. I see tons of dead, ran over doges in the ghetto

wow

>tfw lost my doge folder that had 330 images last year

>the real doge is dead

What do I have to lose its free

>>36196547
government conspiracy to make all of r9k into qt femboys
i thought this was common knowledgr

It's literally advocating gender bending. That in turn saturates your subconcious with the idea of becoming the opposite gender, adding in the sissy threads, and a bunch of shills preaching the pleasures of being trannies or sissies, you in turn may come to desire to partake in said pleasures, thereby sending you spiraling into the trap that has been set and spread around on this board.
There's a reason trannies and traps often commit suicide at very young ages and often don't look very attractive.

I strongly implore you to heed this warning, don't fall for the politibait threads subtly advocating topics such as these.

>>36196514

>implying food can be childish
>implying "childish" can be used for cultural things and food, and not only diaper shitting and speech disabilities
>implying normie judgment is ever good judgment
>implying you would abandon a hobby or food because a fucking normie thinks (s)he doesn't like it

>>36196514
>Put a ton of sugar in my tea
>Balance on the edge of the sidewalk
>Wear my blanket like a cape when I'm at my computer

>>36196514
I still try to avoid walking on the cracks on the ground when I walk on the street.
I'm 22, and I feel absolutely fine about it. Keeping this little child inside me enables me to endure everything else.
Also, does eating candies count?

>>36196486
2C-B is babbys first psych, cross between LSD and MDMA, almost impossible to have a bad time

Or just take MDMA

acid is gucci so long as you but a testing kit. this is a must, fake acid is scary, real acid is pretty fun.

shrooms can be good too, though not much of a way to test them. some idiots out there will put pesticides on them and shit, be careful.

only buy from those that use what they selling

>>36196486
you can get a confused high from fresh ground nutmeg

>huffington post

yeah no

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>People are extremely superficial when it comes to mate selection

This isn't a "male or female" issue. Everybody's like this. Including, most likely, you.

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>>36196383
fucking kek
it doesn't hurt at all

I really hate it when my normie "friends" watch those " TOP 10 STRONGEST SUPERHEROES" videos on youtube

And dbz is on the same tier desu.

Fiamma of the Right

>>36196405
Watching most top 10 videos are cancer.
Watch Mojo and Danger Dolan do almost nothing but top 10s and yet know nothing about what they are talking about.

Plus the real list for strongest characters would just be a list of omnipotent characters, or some bastardized sonic fan character.

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>>36196292
I just quit my job a few hours ago because of these threads. I'm gonna try out the Neet lifestyle for a while

>>36196460
kudos to you anon, may your journey on the neet path be both enjoyable and fruitful

Jokes on you NEET. I get good Friday off this week, making it a three day weekend.

>implying I'm not hard gay, and wouldn't eat that nice thicc bear ass
SMFH, you thought I was some sort of faggy trap lover, huh?

>>36196194
Gays trying to look sexy look so fucking dumb. He looks like a mentally challenged child.

>>36196401
I'd still eat his butt T H I C C

orig

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A highly original femcruise

>>36196183

Is that mee dee aa

>>36196227
>D-dahnald Trump. I've pulled out all the stops. I'm going to prove to you that I am a true conservative and deserving of delagates with my body

>>36196179
yep it's time to act on your suicide plan :)

Shut the FUCK UP disgusting queer, stop fucking up robots more than they already are

>>36196179
>Being a sissy is the manliest thing you can do
I don't care about what you do with your life OP, but this is just not true.

I pronounce it 'Ay-non' but maybe I'm just an autist.

"ah-" the a sounding like the a in "cat" or "had"
"-nawn" rhymes with "dawn" or "on"

>>36196167
Anon-ymous
Say it without the ymous